#scarlet witch incorrect quotes

[fandomnerd9602]

Wanda: you know they say your pupils will dilate in the presence of the one you love

Y/N: baby, your pupils haven’t gotten any bigger

Wanda: look closer

Y/N gets closer, Wanda grabs them and kisses them…

Y/N: I just realized our pupils were already as big as they could get!

[scarlettflame19]

Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!

Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns

Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options

Pietro: My fists are already up

[skylarinfinity]

scarlet witch : [try to convince male reader to let's her cross the multiverse] when you sleep from tiredness do you ever dream of-

male reader : [immediately shaking his head] tiredness is just a state of mind, i choose to be awake in my dreams [turn his back to scarlet witch] and wanda you can do that too... living both dream and reality is the perfect balance you need.

scarlet witch : [deadpan] that's just insomnia.

tags lists @sonicqaulan @graysonfriggason @thebettermaximofftwins @sloanalistair @acienthazard @starlinggoldeneyes @ortegaolsen @wednesdaywanda @sandwichmarvel @gardenofmarvel @wanda-cabin-natasha-jacket @panandinpain0 @badblondebisexualboy

[checkingoutforheroes]

Names.

Y/n: Honey, the broken condom came over to visit while you're at work today.

Wanda: Babe. We've talked about this. Call our kids by their names! *continues angry in Sokovian.

[jemilyswhor3]

Pietro: I would like to proudly announce that I have overcome my fear of ghosts.

Wanda: Eyyy that's the spirit!

Pietro: *doing karate hands* WHERE THE FU-

[cozysorceress]

Incorrect MCU Quotes | Natasha & Wanda

-•-•-

Wanda : *accidentally hits Natasha in the face*

Wanda : *trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Wanda : ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Natasha : What’s wrong with you?!

-•-•-

[randomconfused-person]

Natasha: I'm lost, can you give me directions to your heart?

Wanda: Straight through eternal regret, follow the path of dread and sorrow and turn the first left

Natasha: Do you need a hug?

Wanda: Yes, please

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[on the phone]

Natasha: Babe, I’m breaking up—

Wanda: I'm pregnant.

Natasha: I meant the call.

Wanda: Right, sorry. I panicked.

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Y/N: myself

Wanda:

Natasha:

Natasha: detka, are you okay?

[rxmqnova]

Natasha: Is this your plan B?

Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.

Natasha: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Y/N: Yes, but I marry Wanda in plan M.

Wanda: I like plan M.

[fandomnerd9602]

Nun!Wanda begins stripping out of her old habit before Y/N…

Y/N: wow

Wanda: what?

Y/N: I think the Maker took a little extra time when you were being made. You are the image of an angel

Wanda: (blushes) well come on, please don’t leave me hanging here either

Y/N takes off their own outfit…

Wanda: oh my…I think the same statement applies to you, my love

The two share a laugh as they begin to kiss and enjoy one another’s company…

[gfmaximoff]

Yelena: It’s really frustrating.

Kate: What is it?

Yelena: Watching Y/N openly flirt with Wanda and Wanda not realizing it.

Kate, wearing a "Date Me Yelena Pls" shirt: Haha yeah, she's so oblivious.

[skylarinfinity]

[natasha and male reader running away from zombie scarlet witch]

male reader : [looking behind him] she break up me, and now look who's chasing me back [chuckle]

natasha : can you not- [sighed] let's just continue running.

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[checkingoutforheroes]

Witch.

Y/n: I'm thinking about being an old ugly evil witch and scaring children when they walk by our house.

Kate: Oh, for Halloween?

Y/n: ... no

Yelena: I'm in!

Wanda: No...

Natasha: Yeah, we don't need another witch. One is enough.

Wanda: ....

Natasha: I mean, why do you guys want to scare children on daily basis? Pfff

[yourlovergorl]

Y/n, gardening: Hey, can you bring me a hoe?

Wanda: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Wanda: Here you go.

Y/n:

Wanda:

Natasha: Why am I here?

[jemilyswhor3]

Computer: Enter Password

Wanda: Nat

Computer: Password too short

Wanda: HEY NAT LOOK WHAT THE COMPUTER TOLD YOU!