#science teachers

[belladonnaprice]

So Disney Movie Club is shutting down in May and they've got some okay deals. But this is the real find; tons of Bill Nye for $5 😮

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Bill Nye the Science Guy was my science teacher. When he came into class we'd all chant, "Bill Bill Bill" but also, "Science Science Science". Then one day I went to class and Bill wasn't there and it turned out he was fired. I found his apartment in a massive monolithic block and we had a heart to heart chat. He broke down into tears saying, "I really liked being your science guy".

[mysharona1987]

[onewigglyworm]

Why do all science teachers enjoy exercise? Like one of my chemistry teachers does 30ks for the fun of it? And my physics teacher likes hiking? Come one guys

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[mmoodd-jobutupaki]

Thinking about that time my science teacher was teaching the class about the heating effects of electricity saying that he once set a piece of lead on fire by connecting enough batteries to it when he was younger. He then said and I quote "I can attempt it again (hehe). I can, the batteries are there. They're calling out to me (hehe) but I won't (I mean, this was still during lesson time)"

Fast forward to about exactly 10 minutes later and my friend caught him doing exactly what he said he wouldn't do.

In the words of this same friend "bro fr attached 14 batteries to a piece of lead..he tried controlling his inner demons and failed"

[imsillyitellya]

Science teacher: do not eat that gummy worm you dropped, you'll get sick

Friend: (eats it 3 minutes later anyways and fucking keels over)

(My science teacher called Tumblr dead the other day and it is directly related to me begining to post here! i also like it better than Instagram and idk whatever else people use) (im an insta hater it makes me feel SHIT)

[willowbot2000]

Rating Teachers From Different Subjects On How Well They Deal With Students Having Panic Attacks

(A lot of these are my personal experience from two different high schools I went to, pls don’t get mad at me)

Math Teachers- Just pauses what they’re doing to watch it happen until it’s over then just goes back to whatever they were doing.  2/10

English Teachers- “Let’s step out into the hallway.” Stands and watches you intently in the hallway until it’s over.  4/10

History Teachers- “Step outside and come back in when you’re ready.”  7/10

Science Teachers- Stares at you from across the class then asks you about it casually the next day.  5/10

Gym Teachers- Super overdramatic and acts like you’re dying which doesn’t help AT ALL.  -100/10

Theatre Teachers- Literal gods when dealing with panic attacks tho they can get a bit too into your personal space.  100/10

Music Teachers- Does the basic step by step way to stop a panic attack. 9/10

Dance Teachers- Ignores you or yells at you for having a panic attack. -1000/10

[johnnydany]

Science It's Like A Magic But Real T-Shirt

Get Yours Now: https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/39952232-science-its-like-a-magic-but-real

[sarahmackattack]

Alright people. I need your help. Enrollment for Skype a scientist this semester has been -fine- but we can do better. We have so many scientists who want to speak with classrooms! Will you tell a teacher you know about our program 🥺 please?

Send them to skypeascientist.com/sign-up

[pixoplanet]

It's January 5th. 🦉 On this day in 2002, Born Free USA and the Avian Welfare Coalition teamed up to launch America's first annual National Bird Day in celebration of the annual Christmas Bird Count, which runs every December 14th through January 5th. The Christmas Bird Count provides conservationists with important data on the health and numbers of birds across the US. Since 1970, the number of birds across North America has dropped by 29% – a loss of nearly three billion birds. Not very good news. 

National Bird Day has thus naturally broadened its mission to include raising awareness of the plight of our remaining living dinosaurs and the need to bring about change in order to improve their environments' and ecosystems' health and sustainability. 

Half a million birdwatchers and bird enthusiasts are expected to participate in today's celebration. Festivities will focus on activities that inspire people to appreciate birds more, like education, bird adoption, bird photo contests, etc. 

One specific National Bird Day campaign aims to improve the welfare of "pet" birds like parrots, parakeets, and cockatoos by discouraging their purchase as pets, and encouraging support for wild bird habitat conservation programs and captive bird rescue organizations and sanctuaries. 

Birds have always held a special place in our hearts, haven't they? Edgar Allan Poe's Raven, Bambi's Friend Owl, Sesame Street's Big Bird, Maya Angelou’s “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,” the Beatles' Blackbird, Looney Tunes' Roadrunner and Tweety Bird, Harry Potter's Hedwig, the Lion King's Zazu, Aladdin's Iago, Long John Silver's Captain Flint, Walter Lantz's Woody Woodpecker, Peanuts' Woodstock. I could go on and on and on, but I'll let you do that. Enjoy the day! ☮️ Peace… Jamiese of Pixoplanet 

[bonchobrick]

I just want a fic where Danny and Jason are just fucking laughing so hard they’re wheezing and bawling as they make death jokes while everyone else is SO uncomfortable

Like they’re full on cackling like Danny will say “We’re not allowed in certain rooms”

Jason will b like ‘what rooms’

Danny will say ‘living rooms’

And they both start dying (metaphorically) of laughter slapplin the counter crying while dick is trying real hard not to shatter the mug in his hands with a constipated expression that rivals Bruce’s a seat away from him (+bonus points if the joke is something that is on the verge of being utterly lame like a near science pun)

(I dunno if a lot of people will see this post but if you do please I’m begging you add a death joke guys please it would be so funny)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I had a flat-earther science teacher who brought in Ellen to prove potato starch wasn't carbon based by putting an apple into a beaker full of Coca Cola.

[bound-tosydney]

Welcome to the world, little ones!

We've all been waiting to meet you

The first step is always the hardest

But we knew you could do it!

You are always surprise us

We are proud of you!

We'll always be by your side

Please don't forget this

" You are my blessing. "

" I love you. "

-Another story : daddy's new cross