#she's not the one

[fanfic-writer-and-rambler]

Barbara Gordon showcasing she's not the one.

Barbara holds out her hands and looks at the sky.

Barbara: Maybe if we wait just a little bit longer a fuck will fall in my hand and I can give it to you.

Dick: Barb, I just wanted to say that rolling over my foot because you're mad I ate your sandwich was uncalled for and really hurt my foot.

Barbara continues looking up in the sky.

Barbara: Still not a fuck to give you. Tsk, such a shame. Bruce, do you see any falling from the sky?

Bruce playing candy crush on his phone: Have not seen a one.

Barbara: Shoot, it's almost like you don't eat my pastrami sandwich. That I got specifically made at a specific deli that has the best pastrami that I specifically enjoy.

Barbara smiles taking a deep breath.

Dick: Well you don't leave them in the fridge here unlabeled. I assumed it was-

Bruce: You assumed it was mine, didn't you?

Dick: ...Okay to be fair you usually don't care.

Barbara: Dickard, come closer to me.

Dick: It's not Dickard but okay.

Dick crouches down to Barbara's eye level. She grabs him by his shirt collar.

Barbara: If you ever see a sandwich with pastrami, don't eat it. Ask if you think I'll ever say you can have it, but don't just automatically eat it. I get those sandwiches when I'm especially hangry and you remember how I was when I could walk and was hangry, right?

Dick, gulps.

Dick: Y-Yeah.

Barbara: Good. I will make your entire day difficult and trust me I have the knowledge on how to do that walking or wheelchair.

Dick, nervous: Got it... what's the name of the deli, I can buy you a new sandwich.

Barbara smiles and let's go of the man's collar.

Barbara: Mountain Valley Deli, I want the sandwich, kettle chips, orange soda and a cookie.

Dick, sighs: White macadamia?

Barbara: See you're being smart, that's correct. Hurry or your comms will be met with Bitch ass or Dickard for the entire night.

Dick: Bruce, can she do that?

Bruce: Yup, yup, yup.

Dick pouts.

Dick: I'll be back.

Dick leaves, holding his head down.

Bruce: Your intimidation skills are impressive.

Barbara: I learned it from you... Mostly.

[rastronomicals]

10:31 AM EDT May 20, 2023:

Jack Bruce & Robin Trower - "She's Not The One" From the album Seven Moons (2008)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Reunions

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[wrenchwenches]

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[cutiemisu]

ryoko kui: bet

[raskolnikovslawyer]

coffee shop by my house hired a new barista who is extraordinarily hot and flirts with me incessantly but she also makes the worst - and i truly mean the worst - coffee i’ve ever paid for. atrociously bad. just another of god’s little jokes

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

[iscariotapologist]

today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery

[fuzzballsheltiepants]

ok looks like we're gonna be doing the same thing, different verse, now that it's Kamala Harris on the Dem ticket instead of Joe Biden.

friendly reminder that one of these 2 people is getting elected. there's not a magical 3rd party person who's mystical and perfectly progressive who is gonna come out of the woodwork and save us. not voting or voting 3rd party isn't a "protest," it's capitulation. so let's do a comparison:

On Gaza:

I forgot to add to this that Trump also stated he will deport any non-citizen who protests the war in Gaza.

On LGBTQ+ rights:

On criminal justice:

On reproductive rights:

On the border:

In case you don't believe me re: the last Trump point.

On voting rights:

On climate change:

On the working class:

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman