#shhh don't worry about it

[simplykorra]

ava silva + season one

[sunshine-and-ladybugs]

✍

For every ‘✍’ I receive I’ll tell you one item off of my muse’s search history.

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23:41:23: what is wrryyy and why do i make that sound sometimes

[certifiedwerewolf]

I'll go with an easy one for that meme and say Roman (not you, the other one)

Roman in the distance: What's this about angst and torture?

[voxiiferous]

"Great boss. Knows when to give out praise and recognizes talent when he sees it. Nobody I'd rather work for in Hell."

"Good business sense babe. I didn't get here by killing my competitors... mostly. Beside, if my employees want to work for me, it makes my job easier. Fucking Hell, if I had to keep every one soul bound to keep them in line, I'd never get any actual work done."

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

Story Post 15 (Part 1)

AU MASTER POST

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[Image ID under the cut]

[IMAGE ID: Two pages of a black and white comic. PAGE ONE PANEL ONE: Luz stares up in fear, caught in the relic room of the castle. "Why if it isn't Eda's human pet!" PANEL TWO: Lilith looms over her. "How perfect." PANEL THREE: A distant view of one of the castle's towers. PANEL FOUR: Caleb is throwing a pot on his potter's wheel. He's wearing an apron and his reading glasses, his hair tied up in a bun. He's sticking his tongue out, calm and concentrated as he works. PANEL FIVE: CRASH! Caleb jerks comically in surprise, splattering his pottery everywhere. PANEL SIX: BAM BAM BAM! Caleb takes off his glasses, turning towards the noise coming from the nearby window.

PAGE TWO PANEL ONE: The racket continues, overwhelming the panel. An overhead view as Caleb stands up on his crutches and moves towards the noise. "What in the Titan's name is going on??" he wonders. PANEL TWO: Caleb looks out the window. "I can't see anything from here," he thinks. PANEL THREE: The noise breaks off into a screech, followed by silence. A close up of Caleb looking through the bars of his window, eyebrows raised in bemusement. PANEL FOUR: His expression changes to uncertainty. "It stopped..." he thinks. PANEL FIVE: Hunter throws the door open with a BANG, Belos following behind him. "DAD!" he yells happily. Caleb jolts, startled. PANEL SIX: "You'll never guess what just happened!" says Hunter excitedly. Caleb turns to him, wiping the clay off his hands with a towel. "Violence and destruction of property?" "Well, yes," answers Hunter, "but--." PANEL SEVEN: Belos stands at Hunter's side and rests his hand on his shoulder. Hunter puts his hands on his hips and smiles at Caleb proudly. "Lilith Clawthorne has finally captured the Owl Lady," says Belos. PANEL EIGHT: Caleb clutches his shirt as he looks at them, horrified. The panel around them is black except for the barred window behind him. "She captured her own sister?" he asks. /End ID]

[gemsarejustshinyrocks]

Reverse Robins AU where everyone is their canon ages but Bruce gets them backwards

And Sooner, thus smaller

Cass: David Cain makes the mistake of letting Bruce know of Cass. Bruce comes back to Gotham with an infant while David Cain resurfaces years later with a case of broken spine. Alfred is torn between pride in his son and exasperation at his newfound hobby of dressing like a furry. (Cass's first word is "bat")

Damian: Talia looks at Bruce (and his ruthlessness in child protection), likes what she sees, and decides he's her new baby daddy. She then spends the next few years in a push-pull seduction trip with Bruce (consensually, fuck you) while simultaneously building up her power base, weeding out her father's men, and plotting his downfall. However, when she becomes pregnant she vanishes for several months only for a baby to appear in Bruce's bed; swaddled in a beautiful blanket and tucked next to the wickedly sharp knife she murdered her father with. Cass is eight years old.

Tim: Bruce doesn't adopt Dick, he doesn't become Robin, thus Tim never connects crazy acrobatics between circus child and traffic light. He's still a baby stalker with an interest in Gotham's nightlife, but here batman works alone. He eventually figures it out anyway, but not before getting involved in something he really shouldn't have which leads to Bruce looking into the Drakes much sooner. By the time they fly back from wherever the hell they've been three months later, Tim's already living with the Wayne's and Bruce has legal blackmail a mile wide. Nine year old Cass has a new little brother big enough to dance with, One Year Old Damian is decidedly unimpressed as toddlers can be, and Six Year Old Tim is starry-eyed at living with the actual batman.

Jason: is eight years old when one of Batman's rouges explodes the building he lived in with his mother and Willis. (Something that wouldn't have happened if he had another pair of hands to help and distract with a quip and a laugh) Bruce Wayne finds him stealing his converter while visiting the memorial he set up in Park Row for his parents. (Jason doesn't know what this rich idiot with more money than sense wants with him; probably as a "playmate" toy for his three spoiled brats no doubt, but at least he'll be off the streets.) One kidnapping later and Jason is of the firm belief that he's still a rich idiot with more money than sense, because all his sense was beaten out of him in that fursuit. Jason turns nine with a seven year old stalker, a two year old demon, and a ten year old shadow as siblings and he's never been happier.

Dick: Oof. The scales of fate aren't fucked with lightly. His future siblings may have happier lives, but only because he suffered instead. Here's the deal: As in canon, the Graysons came to Gotham and died when Dick was nine. However, Bruce never went. Cass was sick, so Bruce never saw the Graysons fall. The Court of Owls did. And the rest, they say, is history. (Until the Kidnapping of Jason Todd, "Street trash" sullying the Wayne name, cracks the Court's disguise and Batman finds an immortal sixteen year old Assassin in the depths of Gotham's oldest cult.

[merevide]

I WANT SOMEONE TO TAKE THIS SOUL. I CAN'T BEAR TO KEEP IT. I'D GIVE IT JUST TO GIVE. AND ALL I WILL TAKE ARE THE CONSEQUENCES. WILL SOMEBODY TAKE THIS SOUL? then, of course, nothing replied, nothing speaks to you in the night. and i walked my way home, there was no one in sight. save a bird, watching me. so i stopped and let it watch until i found it had said, now i'm taken, the night has me. you won't hear me singing. you're a cage without me. your pain is eased but you'll never be free, for now i'm taken, the night has me.

[hollowsart]

Local sloth defeats the master of illusion once again!

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[cluster-b-culture-is]

Cluster b [NPD&ASPD?] culture is being jealous of people who have done more horrible things than you. Like yeah this shit is seriously fucking up my life but... I haven't done *that* yet. How I allow myself to recover if I haven't done *that* yet!?

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[turkwriter]

Them-

Reblog if you agree.

[softpine]

elaine's mom <3

[arcadeplayer-nickonz]

pink smoke overwhelms your senses

it smells sickeningly sweet n artificial

but it's a good distraction from it all.

[warrior-of-waistbands]

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Toilette thinks he's so cool wearing only one backpack strap like that

[perpetualexistence]

Owen in the Leverage AU

Okay now I can't help but imagine Owen as an FBI agent like McSweeten or Taggert in the Leverage AU.

Just imagine, if you will:

You've been given an assignment to gather info on a mobster. You and your buddy Geoff have tried your darndest, but you can only get a single listening device inside the mansion in a room that barely gets used. Still, it's surveillance! So for the most part you're chilling with Geoff hoping to hear anything.

Then, two new FBI agents show up and let you both know that they're your new backup. Sweet! They immediately want to get caught up to speed so of course you tell them everything. One of them is really interested in your tech, and starts telling you things that you didn't even know about it! He's so cool! They ask to borrow some so of course you and your buddy Geoff let them. You notice that more seems to be missing than you know you gave them, but oh well, you probably miscounted or something! Then, not long after that, suddenly they're just handing you the info you need to take the mobster down AND are letting you two take the credit for it since you've been working the case longer?! No way, these two are the best! You want to invite them for lunch to thank them but they're gone the moment you turn your back.

You keep seeing them pop up investigation after investigation, and they're always helping you out. They don't really share too much about their personal lives, but that's alright! You still appreciate your little buddy and your zany buddy, even if they always leave before anyone else shows up.

One day you're finally able to catch them before they speed off again. They both look REALLY nervous, so you decide it's finally time to pop the question: asking them to meet outside of work! You won't take no for an answer because it always sucks so much to only see them on the job. They finally agree, and you finally get to show how much you appreciate them, AND get two new work buddies!

And that's a day in the life of Owen in this AU, who has absolutely no idea that he has befriended Noah, the world's best hacker and Izzy, the world's most notorious thief. Who only planned to use their fake FBI personas once to get information out of two very incompetent FBI agents, only to make their first non-criminal friend along the way.

[redladydeath]

Random thought: I always picture human fem!Vox as looking like Hedy Lamarr

Just this absolute knock-out bombshell who feels completely de-sexed by her demon form

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

Aight starting this off with a simple one!💙

Penny, Out of the whole TND Sector V.. Who's the most likely you'd hang out with more? And you can't say Nigel, He's a given already (first favorite).

[TEEN AU]

" .... uhm.... oh... UHMMMMMMM..... I..... uhhhhh they're ALL COOL!! They're the GREAT SECTOR V!!! HOW CAN I CHOOSE ONLY ONE????

Ok wait WAIT!!! I GOT ONE! I GOT IT!!!

My favorite after Nigel is Numbuh 5, aka Abby! She's very cool and pretty, she looks like a princess, with the long hair! Like Rapunzel!

And she's cool!

Also I think Nigel likes her a lot but she has a boyfriend so please don't tell her I told you this!

... wait... why did you say TND?... "