Fluttering eyes before falling unconscious >>>
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Damian: Isn’t a bit dangerous?
Tim: Damian, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.
Damian: ...
Tim: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.
Damian: ...
Tim: Alright, we escaped unhurt once...
Tim: Then we hurt ourselves on the way home.
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Compiled all my qijiu zoo contributions from the qijiu zoo event (x)
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god he is so pathetic i want to hug him (talking about cronus)
Hug, punch, kiss, kick
Whatever it is I agree that Cronus deserves it 🙏
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yesterday i was giving nfr! and today i’m giving… adam sandler… middle aged man….
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My Korean studies are rubbing off on the rest of the family. The Golden Princess has carried reports of our esteemed father yelling "Hajima!" at our chickens, who were tormenting him in the shop.
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my favorite part of the les mis matinee I saw on west end last week was valjeans step by step visual instructions on the many ways you can carry an unconscious man through parisian sewers
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my first thought upon waking was "this is the day we make it happen fikret" (it = driving to north dakota, on the first leg of my journey)
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Need a good gardener?? CALL JIM CARTER!
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