#soap shavings

[onebarofsoap]

i just want to say how awesome your beachcomber art is!! you really did him justice. he's like one of my faves so seeing fanart of him is always a joy!!

10/10, love the vibes 💙

HI THANK YOU!!!!! he is like a friend to me. here's another one for you

[accecakes]

Idk how to type with a Scottish/British accent! :"")

Anywhooo~ enjoy!!

[sgt-tombstone]

Thinking about the 141 attending a formal military event—some high ranking officer getting a medal or retiring or some such; Johnny isn’t paying much attention—but their attendance is required (normally when shit like this happens, the 141 either is already out of the country on assignment or can quickly arrange to be).

Unfortunately, formal attendance means that regulations suddenly matter a bit more: dress uniforms, hair cuts, the whole nine yards. For Gaz, none of it is an issue; his default state is well within regs. For Ghost it just means taking his mask off, which he submits to with little fuss or fanfare. He doesn’t even really need to shave or cut his hair because he keeps both pretty short under his mask anyway. Price refuses to cut his sideburns or moustache and somehow gets away with it because… he’s Price and even the higher-ups who care about that kind of thing are willing to make an exception for Price.

Soap, though… Soap has to shave. He might be the youngest candidate to pass SAS selection, but that’s not enough to make the brass turn a blind eye to his carefully curated hairstyle and stubble, both horrendously out of regulation. His mohawk gets cut short, not short enough to stop being a mohawk altogether, but short enough to pass it off as a less conspicuous styling. His face, though, gets shaved completely clean. He complains about it the entire time, even though he’s alone in his bathroom, ranting to his own reflection in the mirror, and the moment he steps out, Ghost and Gaz absolutely lose it laughing, having to hold on to each other for support.

They petition Price to change Johnny’s callsign to “Babyface” and maintain for months that Price was this close to agreeing (the only reason he refused is because he knew that it would get shortened to “Baby” and he didn’t want to give Ghost an official way to flirt with his boyfriend over comms)

[bressynonym]

buzzzzzzzz

[princesselise]

obv these are generalizations but i was talking with my friends about shower routines and saw some interesting trends. if you dont wash hair every time you shower, choose the order you use when you do wash hair.

+ describe your routine in the tags? if you want

ALSO DONT BE ABLEIST OR RACIST ABT "CLEANNESS" ON MY POSTS. BE NORMAL.

[chiiswizz]

Ghost loves Soap ALL the time no matter what he's got going on, but, like, c'mon, long haired Soap am i right

[demonic-panini]

Everywhere I go , I see.... Him

I can't fucking escape

[sneez]

morning in the green box [id in alt text]

[lights-on-the-ridge]

back in the saddle again

[bunnyreaper]

soap would totally make you shave your pubic hair in a landing strip so you can be 'matching'

[puyostim]

pink and orange grapefruity toned board rq! ft. the fruit itself.

🩷 🧡 🩷

🧡 🩷 🧡

🩷 🧡 🩷

[onebarofsoap]

giving all 3k of you a very firm handshake

[yaoiadderall]

[sgt-tombstone]

okay wait hear me out: Soap with a shaved asshole

BUT (wait, listen, hear me out)

Ghost is the one who shaves him, and he does it with a straight razor

semi-regularly, Johnny finds himself face down in a pillow, his ass in the air trying to stay as still as possible while Simon spreads his cheeks, lathering shaving cream in his ass crack, the knife-sharp edge of the razor pressed against his sensitive skin, hands holding the skin taut to avoid cutting him, giving him the smoothest shave he’s ever had, all so Simon can fuck him better

he spends the entire time nearly vibrating in place, trying to stay stock still so Simon doesn’t accidentally cut him, but his cock is hanging between his legs and every scrape of the razor on his skin has him twitching, trying to get friction, unsure if he wants to flinch away or press back into the razor’s edge in Simon’s hand

sometimes he swears that the shaving is more erotic than the sex that comes after

[ispyspookymansion]

used shaving cream for the first time today does everyone else know about this

[cod-dump]

Soap: *making a face as he eats a piece of cake*

Ghost: What's with that face?

Soap: This cake tastes like a moldy sock that was laying under a frat boy's bed

Ghost: What? *Takes a bite*

Ghost: Fuck it does!

Gaz: Guys it's coconut!

Price: Does it have coconut shavings?

Gaz: Yea?

Price: That's the problem