#sorry James

[tackletofset]

But Sarcean was supposed to be reborn, not just "coming back", and Anharion reborn with him.

So James should've known that he must be a boy his own age.

If it were Laurent he would've figured this out in 2 secs 🙃

"I know who you are, Sarcean"

[firethatgrewsolow]

Miami Beach Convention Hall, April 10, 1970

Perhaps the definition of sartorial misgivings.

[monoseas]

Regulus Black, spending his first summer away from Walburga and Orion at the Potters

[startledstoat]

I cannot stop thinking about an au where the Potters had a house elf, probably one that James grew up with in his parents house, that could've escaped with Harry the night Lily and James were killed

Like Lily hears James die and her final order to the elf was to take Harry to hogwarts where theyd BOTH be safe within the wards there bc James and Lily would absolutely treat the elf as a member of their family are you shitting me

McGonagall is the first to know that the Potters are dead (and voldemort is still thriving, bc the whole thing with Harry obv did not happen) bc she's doing nightly rounds and finds a distraught house elf stuck out in a storm with a bundle in their arms sobbing and screaming about "Mistress L- oh Lily, Lily s-she to-told me to b-bring-bring little Harry here."

And once other people are made aware, any time someone tries to take Harry from them they start screaming again and refuse to give Harry to anyone but Sirius or Remus and demands that the both of them be brought to Hogwarts at once

And of COURSE they'd know about Peter being the secret keeper so Sirius would be released only a few hours after his arrest

Plot twist Regulus was hunting down horcruxes and had successfully destroyed them all but just hadn't made it to voldemort himself yet so when the aurors get to the Potters' they actually find out that Lily managed to deal the bastard a killing blow right before he got her too so maybe she's also dead, or just seriously injured and has to be taken away to st mungos

[sniperjade]

Bad Professor

By the time the sorting hat had made it through half of the first-year students, Regulus Black was on his third glass of wine and very close to being shit-faced. Life had been tough for the former Death Eater after his brother was convicted of one of the worst mass murders in history. The ministry had confiscated the entire Black fortune in reparations, and Regulus had only just managed to whore his way back into good standing, with wealthy spinsters and widows over on the continent. That was until Alessia Zabini had kicked him out three months ago.

He had barely managed to scrape by, let alone indulge in the finer things in life. He had slunk around Grimmauld Place, hawking off whatever finery remained, and bitching to Kreacher about how shit his life was. Then out of the blue, his brotherhood broke out of Azkaban, and Dumbledore requested that he teach Ancient Runes for the year. Regulus remembered the fine food and impenetrable defenses and agreed straight away. He didn’t particularly care for the idea of children, or teaching for that matter, but that was a future problem.

Right now, his blood was buzzing from alcohol and the spliff he’d inhaled earlier. His belly was empty but that would be rectified any minute now, as soon as the children were dealt with. He huffed impatiently and by his side, Severus sniffed loudly.

Regulus leaned on his chair and let his head loll back in a slovenly gesture.

“What the fuck do you want Severus?”

Severus hissed, “The children can see you! They’ll lose all respect for you if you act like this!”

Regulus simply rolled his eyes.

Severus made a disgusted noise. “What on earth happened to you? You used to be a paragon of propriety and respectability. Look at you now.”

Regulus sat up in his chair so that he could pour himself another cup of wine. He tilted his glass at Severus.

“That was before my brother decided to slaughter a heap of people and lose the family fortune. It’s very difficult to be a posh bastard when you’re dirt-poor. Surely you understand that?”

Severus merely grunted in response and turned back to observe the sorting. After a particularly long hat stall, it had declared the last student was a Slytherin and the choir stood to take the stage. Regulus groaned and tried to bury his head underneath his robes. He couldn’t think of anything worse than children singing. This lot appeared to be deliberately trying to shear his brain out through his ears.

When it was finally over Dumbledore presented his welcome speech. Regulus ignored it out until he heard:

“It is with great pleasure that I welcome Professor Remus Lupin, Professor Regulus Black and Professor Lily Potter to the faculty. Professor Lupin will be teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts after the unfortunate incident with Professor Lockhart last year, Professor Black will be teaching Ancient Runes while Professor Babbling is on leave and Professor Potter will be administering Arithmancy while Professor Vector is on Secondment this year to Durmstrang. Please give them a huge welcome.”

Regulus lurched upward to his feet as the applause rang out around the hall. He looked about feverishly, and his eyes met those of a handsome-looking man in a threadbare robe. Regulus raised an eyebrow at his frank observation and was about to say something when the large doors at the end of the hall slammed open. A stunning red-headed woman, wearing finely tailored robes, tugged a reluctant-looking student through the doors and into the hall.

“Mrs Potter!” Dumbledore cried out, “Harry if you could head off to your own table, Mrs Potter, can join us up here. I was just introducing the new teachers.”

The grumpy-looking student slunk off to the Gryffindor table whilst Mrs Potter came up the front to shake Dumbledore's hand.

“Pssst!” Regulus hissed whilst looking sideways at Severus.

Severus ignored him and looked up at the woman in open admiration.

“Severus!” Regulus tried again until Severus glared up at him.

“That’s Lily Potter? As in, the widow of James Potter? I thought she was in a coma?” Regulus whispered loudly.

Severus’ expression grew stony. “She woke up last year. Didn’t hear about that while gallivanting about Europe?”

Regulus looked back at the woman, and when she turned toward the table, he gave her a huge smile.

Read the rest on Ao3.

[larsulrichsblog]

why you and kirk always smacking lips 🤨

well, usually we do that to piss off james, USUALLY..

[markrodin]

another AU

[marleneismydopamine]

pandora: I just ended a four year relationship

regulus: oh, are you okay?

pandora: hm? oh yeah I’m fine, it wasn’t my relationship

*james and lily fighting in the distance*

[cerenemuxse]

This but its James as Jimmy and Emily as Grian

...in Tidmouth Sheds on a Saturday night.

(Solidarity, know as Jimmy, is the one playing and streaming, with black text. Grian is the one speaking in red text.)

Fun Fact: Emily's nickname for James is "Jimmy."

*writes down as animatic idea I might not get to but we'll see*

*Not every-engine is playing. They're just watching, because ain't no way any-engine is going to getting any sleep during UNO.

[commissionsdarian]

James cat can be dropkicked ☹️

[carfuckerlynch]

dear any of my friends who r coming to my birthday party and are vegan: i’m sorry

[transfemgeorgecostanza]

Stan Rogers? More like „Stan Rodgers & Hart“ amirite

[sundybundy]

me shaking my ass in the living room to theme of laura while my bf has a work meeting

[altfire]

on one hand im very glad that my dog loves our new roommate so much but on the other hand this Rat just scratched at his door and woke him up like an asshole bc he misses him

[molotovgrifter]

edited hugh and rsl together around the time house and wilson would've first met (1991ish) because WHY NOT!

[addsalwayssick]

Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.