#sorry i just think i'm funny.

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure

[blurrymango]

Ghostface: “So what’s your favorite scary movie?”

Me: “Well! Boy am I glad you asked! My absolute favorite is Mine Games. My favorite that kinda pokes fun at scary movies is Cabin In The Woods. And my favorite that I’ve most recently seen is As Above So Below. My brother likes that one and honestly I say that is actually super very similar to Mine Games so I’ll go with Mine Games and As Above So Below as my favorites-”

Ghostface: “... Ok maybe I should have been more clear- what’s your favorite slasher film?”

Me: “In terms of cinematography I’d say The Boy. Although I don’t consider that one to be a slasher film. Another film that I love that some think is a slasher is American Psycho. It’s honestly a really really good movie, hell, I even love it as much as the book! Which is rare for film adaptations. Normally they fail immensely at adapting a book into a movie to the point that it thoroughly pisses me off but for American Psycho it works-”

Ghostface: “Answer the question LEGITIMATELY YOU BITCH.”

Me: “Well, I’d either Texas Chainsaw Massacre The Beginning, House of Wax (2005), and Rob Zombie’s Halloween remake are all my favorite slasher films. Though, I don’t like them so much for horror vibes I moreso like them because I am very much in love with Thomas Hewitt, Bo Sinclair, and Michael Myers. I’m like. So horny for them it’s unreal. Hey wait are you some masked murderer because if so can you ffuck me before you kill me I wanna go out with a bang-”

Ghostface: *hangs up on me and blocks my number*  

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[violent138]

On a very stupid note, can you imagine how embarrassing it is for Bruce Wayne, the most paranoid and secretive man on earth, that whenever there's drama in his family it inevitably reaches a significant portion of the superhero community?

And he can't even go after any one person, because Alfred would tell Dick (who tells Wally and Donna, especially if it was really stupid), Steph would tell Kara (who would tell Clark, who would tell Diana, who already knew via Donna), and Tim would tell Kon, Damian would tell Jon and Connor, Duke tells Jason about it, and because Wally told Barry Hal now knows (and other Lanterns), J'onn knew because Bruce was fuming and Clark was trying to figure out how to bring it up, Cass told Dinah and Barbara so now the entirety of the Arrowfam and Birds of Prey know too and so on.

[christadeguchi]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[virtualplushy]

the pain is neverending...........but so is the swag 🫡

[egophiliac]

i love your riddle design so much, he's so pointy and british. so gracious. do you think he would enjoy a brazilian goiabada

thank you! ❤️🖤❤️ it's just. important to me on a level I can't explain that Riddle have an extremely pointy nose that he can stick into everyone else's business.

also goiabada is sweet and fruity and red, I think he would like it very much indeed!

not me stealth-editing because I forgot his antenna whoops

[ruby-red-inky-blue]

one of my favourite things about AO3 tags is their dedication to canon accuracy, even when that means it devolves into complete mayhem like

Percy was not named with a fan following in mind, this was clearly a running gag but it's his name so they have to use all of it

[chiricat]

ryomina demons are winning

[skrunksthatwunk]

non-comprehensive haruhi autism creature comp

i mean just look at him she's literally

[abacus051601]

average lawrence moment

[cometshift]

predisasters

[pandadrake]

Spider-Society and The Day of Lots of Involuntary Trips to Earth-19999. (Finally finished this, god damn.)

I hadn’t seen any takes on what Spider-Society was like during Spider-man: No Way Home (2021), so I thought about it too hard.

I.e. I pulled up a clip of No Way Home to see what the Peter-abduction spell would look like from Miguel’s POV, then realized he'd have no idea what he's looking at and would probably mistake it for something else.

[lloydfrontera]

the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas

yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.

the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks

[swampybogg]

[sexy-sapphic-sorcerer]

jesus fuck the BBC4 Sherlock Holmes radio dramas are gay

I mean, I heard Mary accuse Watson of marrying her "under false pretence" while his heart belongs to Holmes

I heard Holmes and Watson reciting Tristan and Isolde to each other about "existing only in each other, wrapped in love"

but Watson being so scared to tell Holmes that someone wrote a play about him where he's straight! "you're not angry? it's hardly in character"

insane. hilarious. iconic.