#sorry to be all upset on main

[majorproblems77]

:(

I really need a hug

Hold those you love close tonight. For me?

[help-itrappedmyself]

Dead on Main AU

Masterpost

Guys, I'm so sorry. But here's this!

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Danny blinks and he is somewhere else. He’s sitting at a dining room table, surrounded. There are so many people here. They’re all talking over each other, some yelling, some laughing. This scene comes as a great surprise to him, who -one blink ago- was trying and failing to do his homework at home in his room. Danny shoots up, his chair making a horrible noise as he pushes it away so fast it tumbles over. Everyone in the room turns to look over at him like he’s insane. 

“Oh my god, who are you people?” Danny did not mean to say this out loud, but at the sound of his voice he startles. Danny takes a moment to assess, and then, “Oh my god who am I?”  He is tall, and big, and this is certainly not his body, what is he wearing.

The boy sitting to the right of Danny, a little shorter than he is, with black hair and blue eyes (though now that he’s paying attention that does describe most people in the room),  starts chuckling lightly. “Uh, Jason? Are you good?” 

Danny turns to stare him right in the eyes. “What day is it?”

And he can tell the concern around the table is just ratcheting up every time he opens his stupid mouth.

“Did you hit your head on patrol?” The voice comes from the only blond and one of the only girls in the room, who's to the left of the person across from him. The person across from him is another boy with black hair and blue eyes who is studying Danny in a way that makes him uncomfortable, that under-a-microscope look that makes you feel like you’re failing at something.

“I have no idea if Jason hit his head.” Danny says. “I was just trying to remember if it was my birthday.”

And if he thought the room was busy when he first arrived here it is absolute pandemonium now. Everyone starts shouting and asking questions that he can’t even hear over the shouting. Someone with white hair in a suit just came through a door he didn’t even see earlier to stand by the only person not shouting, who -Danny would guess- is the only other adult in this room, witting at the head of the table. He also has black hair and blue eyes, and where almost everyone else’s reaction was panic, he froze instead. The person across from Danny also isn’t shouting, but the person next to Danny on his right has now fully stood up and looks like he might actually jump across the table to win the argument he ended up in. 

“Are you Jason’s soulmate?” is the main gist of the shouting that Danny can interpret but he’s more concerned with actual Jason at the moment. If they switched bodies... Then Jason might be in trouble…

“Hey, I forget, how long is this body swap supposed to last again?” Danny asks.

“Until you and Jason have physical contact. You have to actually meet.” The boy sitting across from him explains. He seems like one of the only ones that heard Danny talk, everyone else was still shouting. 

“Oh, that just seems terrible. What if we’re in different countries or something?” Danny complained. “Everyone in the world is just supposed to be able to drop everything and afford to fly across the world. The universe is really trying to screw people over now. Honestly, am I in a different country? Where even are we right now?”

“You’re in Gotham.” This voice was new, coming from the head of the table to Danny’s right. 

“Oh no. Nope.” Danny started backing away from the table, almost tripping on his overturned chair. “Absolutely not, no, how do I get out of here?” He starts earnestly looking for a door to get out of this place, but there are three doors he can see and he has no idea where any of them go, and doesn’t this room have any windows? What kind of a room doesn’t have any windows? Do they like to eat in a basement?

“Jason- not Jason. Uh, you need to calm down, everything will be fine alright, We’ll get you and Jason introduced no problem.” Danny swivels to track the voice and it’s the one who was sitting next to him, he’s walking towards him with his hands up and out in front of him. 

“I have to get home.” Danny breathes. 

“We can get you there, promise. Now, I’m Dick, can you tell me your name?”

“Your name is Dick? Who named you Dick?” Danny is so confused he’s stopped panicking. “How old are you for you to go by the name Dick?”

“Okay, rude.” Dick sounds like a petulant child so Danny’s estimations for his age are continuously dropping. “I’m 24.”

Danny snorts. “Okay.” The blond girl starts laughing over at the table. “I’m uh, I’m Danny.”

“Nice to meet you. Sort of. I’m Tim.” The guy from across from him had made it over to stand next to Dick. “There’s a lot of us here today so the one laughing like a hyena is Steph. That one there is Duke.” African-American, still with black hair but he has brown eyes and waves once introduced. “Damian is the short one next to him, and Cass was sitting across from Dick earlier. Our dad, Jason’s dad-” 

“Not my dad!” Steph interrupted. Tim waves her off.

“Everyone but Steph's dad, is over there, Bruce. Alfred, our butler is the one next to him.” Alfred gives a slight nod to his head. Bruce is just staring at him.

“So, names out of the way. You said you wanted to go home, where do you live?”

“Amity Park.”

[hoteadepresso]

Saw Noah’s ig post, went “awww his first pride after coming out, I’m so happy for him!” because I remember pride a year ago being my first, and I really hope he had the best day ever, low-key teared up at the pics ngl

and I made mistake of opening up the comment section and now I really want to go kill some homophobes

and some of them saying shit like “unfollow, not gonna watch ST5” like bitch PLEASE GO

YOU ARE EXACTLY THE KIND OF PERSON WE ABSOLUTELY DO NOT WANT HERE

LEAVE, EVERYBODY CHEERED

SAVE YOUR LITTLE CLOSED OFF PEANUT BRAIN FROM WATCHING QUEER CHARACTERS GET HAPPY ENDINGS BECAUSE THAT WOULD JUST MAKE YOU WANNA DRINK A GALLON OF HOLY WATER WOULDN’T IT

[brown-little-robin]

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[dangoarts]

unfortunately for everyone especially myself i am still thinking about minecraft story mode

[bobzora]

happy international women's day

[murcielagatito]

it was just literally so depressing witnessing a fandom so quickly forget/dismiss the black lesbian character once season two came out because she was unjustly killed off. like who cares that her death irreversibly changed the trajectory of the only other darker skinned character of color making her become evil just because there were complications behind the scenes because the porcelain gays got their lil homoments. it felt horrible on so many levels and it still does because i fucking love them so much and others do too and their relationship and history was so multidimensional and beautiful and then the writers just went and did… that….. to her character. darker skinned poc cant have shit

[strangegutz]

starting off by saying I'm a Big HBG enjoyer - i remember when you first started posting about it and was so hyped to see more, and it's always a delight to see you post anything about it! but it might be worth it to consider a sideblog for it if people are being lame about it? Just so you have less stress posting it in an environment that there for it totally vs one that feels unappreciative/like they don't want to see it? I feel like there would be an audience for that if you decided to give it its own space. Hope this isn't out of pocket/unwanted advice, can't wait to see more of your work, be it dolls, HBG, or any other endeavors

i talked more about this on my side blog, but no. I've been getting this suggestion a lot, but I do not want to manage whole other sets of blogs/accounts. People aren't /that/ lame about it, I just like to remind people they can block the tags since i lose a couple people each post. I'm not looking for a fix, and if I'm coming off as being moody about it, I apologize. Ultimately "STRANGEGUTZ" will always and forever be for any art i make, for better or worse- being a multimedia artist, with a wide style range, and inspired by many very different subject matters, means no matter what I make, I'll be alienating a chunk of my audience- which even if I'm frustrated in the moment, I gotta be content with that at the end of the day, cause on the flipside that just means i have a little something for everybody. I'm SUPER thankful for the followerbase I have, I just have massive imposter syndrome, a lifelong complex about being successful, and lizard brain dont like when number go down, haha

(and if i only ever posted cute art dolls people would make assumptions about who i am as a person that would Drive me Crazy so I gotta post the dipshit cowboys. thats whats reallygoing on in my head)

((and if it's me repeating the tagging thing that is making me seem upset, you should see how many times I've had to repeat to people I use super sculpey))

[the-kipsabian]

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[doushiteworld]

Proseka friend told me that both God-Ish and All I Need Are Things I Like are being added to the game on JP covered by Nightcord (God-Ish) and Wonderlands x Showtime (All I Need Are Things I Like) and oh boy am I scared. They're also adding (Not) a Devil but it's not covered so I'm not worried about that

[superwingscentral]

yeah uhhh hot take ahead

hot take but...i dislike the new jett and dizzy designs immensely

specifically dizzy. why did they shrunk her. where did her squareness go. why is she round why does she got cat like ears now what the fuck did yall done to her

[thursdaysbagman]

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[noxianwilled]

hopping here to continue the sg posting by saying kat and draven were on the same team and they were besties and then shit went down and one of their teammates betrayed everyone and pinned it on kat and here we are

[zincbot]

the hits stop coming and they don't stop coming

[rucow]

saw too many ppl having awful takes on nerevar and voryn and the tribunal etc etc on twitter, so now im drawing soft sweet nerevoryn bc i can. im going to balance out all the negative energies in this fandom, one drawing at a time 🫶😊

[infizero]

also srry but ballister and ambrosius’ dynamic is sooo much better in the book im gonna be real. i much prefer how in the book it has been a long time since the incident that started all this and that they’ve got a very set in stone like hero-villain (who are exes) dynamic going on. i didnt like how in the movie that stuff JUST happened and all we get between them is cliche friend betrayal fallout garbage. nimona jokes about them being archnemises in the movie but THEY ACTUALLY WERE IN THE BOOK!!!! except neither of them rlly hate each other and they both still have some weird unresolved feelings for each other. BUT THEY WERE ACTUALLY ARCHNEMISES these guys in the movie are literally not them. WHERE IS AMBROSIUS KICKING DOWN HIS DOOR AND TELLING HIM TO HALT, VILLAIN!!!!