#source: incorrect dnd classes

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: You’re not talking any sense into me. You’re just cheering me on to disaster.

Stiles: Is that not half of the reason why we’re best friends in the first place?

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[spiltinksky]

Jisoo: Why did you fill the first aid kit with cheetos?

Hansol, bleeding out: It was funny at the time.

[jammedknife]

Kaidan: By the nine. Has anyone here ever heard of critical thinking?

Lucien: I don't believe so. What are some of their songs?

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Shinichi: You're not gonna make the world any better by shouting at it.

Hattori: I can try.

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Fighter: Why do wizards and mages and shit always have to use a fucking stick or staff to do magic. what's so special about a gotdamn tree bone Wizard: There's a huge occult explanation for that but long story short: if you miscast do you want a stick to explode or your hand? Warlock: Also good for hitting people Bard: Twirly. Dramatic flair Druid: Tastes good

[natsskydivingcrew]

Bucky: Racoons have people hands.

Bucky:...

Bucky:... Or do people have racoon hands?!

[valorrant]

Skye: I have weird survival instincts. I see a wolf. Do I know intimately all the ways it can kill me? Yes. Do I want to give it belly rubs and snoot boops? Also yes.

[revelryinthememes]

Bakugou, fuming: DON'T CORRECT ME.

Todoroki: Don’t be wrong

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Theo: I'm like Heinz Doofenshmirtz because I too like being petty and over-sharing my deepest traumas for no discernible reason. Scott: You also think you're a big bad villain when you're at most a minor inconvenience.

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Warlock: I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding. Artificer: Me without my glasses

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Monk: Imagine the Ship of Theseus but it's a continually upgraded gaming pc first built in 1998 Artificer: I dont think that would function as a ship too well at all

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Warlock: My body is a temple. I mean, it's a temple from Legend of Zelda so it is bizarre, dangerous, falling apart and controlled by a horrible monster. But that's still a temple.

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Warlock: new live laugh love sign but it says ‘hubris, heresy, horseshit’

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Fighter: if you date a left handed person as a rightie it means you can hold hands together while holding swords in your dominant hands and fighting off your mutual enemies <3

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Bard: Hey, can you give me the opposite of these words? Bard: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Rogue: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Rogue: The fucking satisfaction.

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Cleric: *sees Rogue wounded* Oh, you poor thing. Rogue: Don’t bring my financial status into this.