#source: legally blonde

[ede917]

Vaggie: You are so beautiful.

Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.

Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.

Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!

Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!

Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*

Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.

Adam: The floor is yours.

Lute: So Miss Vagatha-

Vaggie: Not my name.

Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?

Vaggie: Two years.

Lute: And her name is?

Vaggie: Emily.

Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?

Vaggie: Charlie.

*GASPS*

Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.

Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.

Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!

*CHEERS*

Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!

[chronic-hyperfixator]

[IS HUNTER GAY OR EUROPEAN]

Luz: There! Right there! Look at that tan, well tended skin. Look at the killer shape he’s in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin.

Bump: I’m not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate. This guy’s not gay. I say not gay.

Lilith: Well, is ot relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fae?

Gus: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.Look at his silk translucent socks. Theres the eternal paradox, look what we’re seeing.

Willow: What are we seeing?

Bump: Is he gay?

Luz: Of course he’s gay!

Bump: Or European?

Everyone: Ohhh.

Matt: Gay or European? It’s hard to guarantee.

Darius: Well, hey don’t look at me.

Raine: You see their boys up different in those charming foreign ports.

Eda: They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts. Gay or foreign fella.

King: The answer could take weeks.

Emira: They both say things like “Ciao, Bella” while they kiss you on both cheeks.

Luz: Oh, please.

Kiki: Gay or European? So many shades of gray.

Eda: Depending on the time of day the French go either way.

Alador: Gay or European, or-

Amity: There, right there! Look at that condescending smirk, seen it on every guy at work. That is a metro, hetero jerk. That guys not gay, I say no way.

Edric: Well is it relevant to presume, that a hottie in that costume is automatically, radically-

Bump: Ironically, chronically-

Amity: Certainly, flirtingly-

Hooty: Genetically, medically-

Luz: Gay! Officially gay! Officially gay gay gay gay!

*Hunter kisses Willow*

Luz: Damnit!

Darius: Gay or European? So stylish and relaxed.

King: Is he gay or European? I think his chest is waxed.

Odalia: But they bring their boys up different there it’s culturally diverse.

Emira: It’s not a fashion curse if he wears a kilt or wears a purse.

Viney: Gay or just exotic? I still can’t crack the code.

Gus: His accent is hypnotic!

Tonella Nossa: But hith thoes are pointhy thoed.

Eda: Gay or European?

Eda and Raine: So many shades of gray.

Edric: But if her turns out gay I’m free at eight on Saturday.

Bump: Gay or European?

Camilla: Gay or European?

Vee: Gay or Euro-

Luz: Wait a minute. Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I’d like to try.

Eda: The floor is yours.

Luz: So, Mr. Noceda, this alleged affair with Ms. Park has been going on for…?

Hunter: Two years.

Luz: And your first name again is…?

Hunter: Hunter.

Luz: And your boyfriend’s name is…?

Hunter: Edric.

Hunter, panicked: I-I, sorry! I misunderstood. You said “boyfriend” I thought you said “best friend” Edric is my best friend.

Edric: You bastard! You lying bastard! That’s it, I’m not going to cover for you anymore! People, I have a big announcement. This man is gay and European!

Everyone: Whoa!

Edric: And neither is a disgrace. Hunter, you got to stop being a completely closet case. It’s me, not her he’s seeing. No matter what he’d say, he’d swear he never ever swing the other way. You are so gay! You big parfait.

Hunter: I’m straight.

Edric: You were not yesterday. So if I may, I’m proud to say. He’s gay.

Luz: He’s gay!

Bump: And European.

Luz: He’s gay.

Hunter: Fine, okay, I’m bi.

Luz and Edric: Horay!!

[daily-cborle]

Day 230 + 231 — Legally Blonde

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[ladyinrosso]

HAZBIN HOTEL incorrect quotes: 34/

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Hopper: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade.

Joyce: Maybe not to your face.

[stardust948]

Fire breather au

Jee, filing out the report: Wait. So you're saying all you did to end the dragon king's attack was simply ask him to stop???

Ursa: What like it's hard?

~

Dragon Ozai: I did not understand what the big deal was about humans until I got one myself.

Dragon Ozai, picking up Ursa: I've known Ursa for a day and a half, but if anything bad happens to her, I will kill everyone in this room then myself.

[torchwood-99]

Aragorn: You, you slew the Witch King?

Eowyn: What like it's hard?

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

Jax: I can’t believe you just called me a bully! I don’t think anybody has called me a bully since I was twelve.

Zooble: Maybe not to your face.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: Are you one of my lawyers? Allison: Sort of. Lydia: Well thank God one of you has a brain.

[glasswoodonthebrain]

Ron: you made it onto the Quidditch team?

Harry: what, like it’s hard?

[totallycorrectprimos]

“Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”

Tere

[einsteinsugly]

1977. Season 3. The Trials of Steven Hyde.

Hyde: If you're gonna let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.

Hyde walks away, leaving Jackie dumbfounded.

[daily-cborle]

Day 122 — Legally Blonde :,c

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[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: Wait, you got into the Death Eaters?

Bellatrix: What, like it's hard?

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: I can't believe you just called me a butthead. I don't think anybody has called me a butthead since the 8th grade.

Nancy: Maybe not to your face.

[fansiesmemes]

Jack: You got into Brooklyn?

Race: What, like it’s hard?