#source: sesame street

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: You know, sleep is actually pretty amazing.

Donnie, who’s locked himself in his lab for weeks surviving only on coffee: Well, I wouldn’t know.

[fallenorder-incorrectquotes]

Cal: *walks past the Mantis crew wearing the most hideous poncho they’ve ever seen*

Greez: What the hell are you wearing??

Cal: I just saw it in a store window and it immediately gave me a headache.

Greez: So you bought it?

Cal: Of course I bought it.

Cere: *defeated sigh*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: Uh, Wally, who are you talking to?

Wally: *smiles innocently* The Audience, Frank. *points at You* They're right there, see?

Frank: *follows Wally's finger and stares, before his eyes widen in apprehension* W-Wow, look at all those... people. Hey, nice cardigan!

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: Knock knock

Stan: Who’s there?

Richie: I am

Stan: I am who?

Richie: You are Stan, I am Richie

Stan: You are insufferable

[jasonsthunderthighs]

*At a family gatherin at the manor*

Jason: Hi, Dick! Hi, Barbara! *Sees Titus the Batdog* Oh, hello, Titus! Oh, he's so cute! Such a cute dog!

Dick: Yea, I know.

Alfred: Say “Hi” to Master Bruce, Jason.

Jason: *Looks at Bruce with disgust and in a flat tone* Hello, B.

[getting-spooky-on-a-friday-night]

Lila: Do you support gay rights? Streber: Lila, I’m gay. Jaune: HES AVOIDING THE QUESTION!!

[incorrect-ember-knight]

Yong: I know we're best friends because best friends bring out the best in each other.

Nagyunn: to be clear, this is your best?

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *holding hands up in a calming gesture* No need to get emotional.

Demo: I ' M N O T E M O T I O N A L !

[strayheartless]

Sora: *at minor inconvenience* This is the hardest problem I have ever faced in my entire life! I give up *flops dramatically to the floor*

Ventus: No Sora! You can’t give up!

Sora: Oh! Okay! *gets off the floor*

[incorrect-frozen-quotes]

Anna: You know, sleep is actually pretty amazing.

Elsa, who's been hearing a mysterious voice at night for months now: Well, I wouldn't know.

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Flippy: I’m all ears.

Poppy, to Melvin: What does he mean, he’s all ears? Fish don’t even have ears.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I’m all ears.

Casey, to April: What does he mean he’s all ears? Turtles don’t even have ears.

[tf2-but-incorrect]

See this bowling shirt? I just saw it in a store window and the colors are so bright that they actually give me a headache so of course I bought it.

-Pyro

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

*12 hours later*

*12 hours later*

[queen-rainy-love]

Time for an Incorrect Quote! And this one...just feels right.

*After a small fight about a kid driving car...*

Custard III: I'm not going to play with Poison Mushroom anymore! THIS PLAYDATE IS OVER!!! *starts to storm away*

Poison Mushroom: Wa-wa-wait! Where are you going?

Custard III: *turns around* The Dark Cacao Kingdom!

Poison Mushroom: It's faster if you drive!

Custard III: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Larry: Knock knock.

Bob: Who's there?

Larry: I am.

Bob: I am who?

Larry: You are Bob, I am Larry.

Bob: You are insufferable.