#source: the monkey king

[incorrectdracula2020quotes]

[shadow-coolness]

SpiderMan: You’re Crazy!

Deadpool: And handsome. If you’re gonna be critical be fair.

[unwri-ten]

I have to share my vision here too

[tyriq-edits]

Red Son has come to make an announcement

Another day, another attempt by me at being funny

[autism-autobot]

Ao Lie: Your elemental power is: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: I'm sorry, what was that?

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

Mei: Okay, so, just to recap...

Mei: Ice (Macaque temporarily)

Mei: Water (Sandy)

Mei: Earth (Sun Wukong)

Mei: Fire (Red Son)

Mei: Lightning (MK: "a lightning button")

Mei: and...

Ao Lie: ✨️GREEN✨️

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Havoc in Heaven

When Sun Wukong defied Heaven

Jade Emperor: "Hmm... the only honorable way out of this is to turn my embarrassment into anger."

Jade Emperor: (points at Sun Wukong) "I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH."

[legend-had-it]

happy pride month to all the gays on the thousand sunny

[jttwconfessions]

Anyone remember mei hou wang? It's so cute, and I love the dynamic between swk and mihou there- a channel was subbing it but idk if they ever finished :(

[thattripleabattery]

Monkey king: hey macaque, can I borrow 5000$?

Macaque: why the hell do you need 5000$

Monkey king: for an escape room

Macaque:what kind of escape room costs 5000$

Monkey king:

Monkey king (under the mountain): …. Jail

[kromazque]

faceclaims of our recently discovered subsys

close-ups:

[💥]revbur, he/it/spark

[🥭]liu' er, he/him/flower

[🐰]rabb1t, they/he/kit

[💧]s4d, no pronouns

[🌻]li shen, he/him

[shadow-coolness]

Jake: Im the Mack Daddy Dragon!

Trixie and Spud: And he aint bragging!

Jake:….No.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Wait, there's gonna be a King Kong vs. Godzilla movie?

DIRK: Isn't Godzilla, like, much bigger than King Kong, bulletproof, and equipped with an energy beam breath attack?

ROXY: yes but king kong is monkey

DIRK: Ah, of course. Then it shall be a fair fight.

[tyriq-edits]

Good morning everyone. God has let me live another day. And I am about to make it EVERYONE’S problem

Aka another Lego Monkie Kid Edit.

[obscure-imaginations]

Wukong and Macaque: *hiding from LBD, hugging each other and shaking*

Wukong: Hold me!

Macaque: I am holding you!

Wukong: Hold me like you mean it!

[ladymiraclewings]

King Monkey: So Minotaurox has been telling me for months about various encounters with this guy Christopher who he really loves. King Monkey: Today I discovered Christopher is a bug.

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Azure: *shows up on Flower fruit mountain* Hello? Is any one here? Wukong: HELLO !! Macaque: And goodbye *pushes Azure off a cliff*