#source- tiktok audio

[dinah-the-dining-cart-xox]

Ricky- I-I have a crush on ansalong

Neely- Really? Do you want me to set you up with her?

Ricky- Yeah If you would-

Neely- HEY ANSALONG RICKY HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!

Rickt- WAIT NO!

[tyriq-edits]

Optimus lives rent free in Megatron’s head

[poltergrease]

I caught up on BE recently and I love these stupid kids dearly 💙

(also I owe Kato my life for how she handled Yukio's arc...love this wet cat of a burnt out gifted child)

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I think I'm in love with Percy

Clarisse:

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Thoughts?

Clarisse: And prayers

[en-lov3r]

⚠️ AUDIO WARNING (MOANING)❗❗❗ NOT MY EDIT

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[ghostly-bat]

Damian: Cruel?

Jon: Yes

Damian: I don't want to go get a SCONE with you this morning and now I'm cruel?

Jon: Open your heart to me...

Jon: Damian!

Damian: Stop

Jon: OPEN YOUR HEART TO ME NOW!!

Damian: IT'S FUCKING OPEN

[xshrimpcake]

degenrizzler 2 electric boogaloo

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

I like pink. I think its a color that looks well on clothes.

I wear pink, it makes all the men wink.

I want to receive it wide.

The larger the flare the wider I receive it!

Audio source

Original audio being referenced (I guess?)

[marvelsmostwanted]

“I get my news from TikTok” no you don’t. You get 30 seconds of an out-of-context dramatic reading of a headline performed by people who have every possible motivation to spread rage bait and zero motivation not to lie to you. That’s not news. I truly hate to be the one to tell you this - but that is not the news; that is driving by a car crash and then claiming you know exactly what happened there and who was involved. It’s okay to not know things. When a random person online confidently declares something to be true, you should always assume it’s misinformation until you’ve confirmed otherwise.

We should follow content creators who are more honest about being unsure, especially about complex issues, and far less willing to entertain those who exaggerate and outright lie to make it seem like they know what they’re talking about.

[petitprincess1]

Lucifer: Let me get this-

*obliterates Satan's throne*

Lucifer: Let me get this straight, DUMBASS!!! You have this obviously innocent imp, and yet you chose to believe the hitman and the one who started this trial WITHOUT the only one who could clear this up!?

Satan: No one wanted to sit through hours of-

Lucifer: Oooohhh!!! Well as long as they DiDN't wANt It!!

[ap-kinda-lit]

Obi Wan: I miss the boy you were.

Darth Vader: I gutted that bitch from the inside out.

[dinah-the-dining-cart-xox]

Ansalong- we need cash

Nation- What happened to the money I just gave you all

Neely- I bought an electric guitar

Betty- I rented a shiny car

Farley- I went out to lunch...but McDonald is a thrifty munch

Ricky- I purchased a random flute 🎵

Oscar- I hired a prostitute 😎

Cosmo- Whatevr will we do!?

Nation- We'll have to think it through *cue excessive eye roll*

[skunkes]

Ive thought abt him w this exact audio before

[ubernatural]

Cas *talking about the winchesters*: They’re all incredible insects. Just watch what they can do!

Dean: …*starts breakdancing*

[zukkaart]

Sokka: Once, I told you I’ve kissed a thousand people. That was a lie

Zuko: I know

Sokka: I’ve only kissed two or three hundred! Now, how many people have you kissed?

Zuko: very few…

Sokka: but you offered me a kiss… why?

Zuko: Such a foolish reason, I’m afraid. I just… wanted to kiss you

[exgirlfiend]

this is so dumb I just wanted to do something with this audio bc it’s basically exactly how I talk abt swaine

feat @squiggly-rainbow ‘s nnk sona <3