#stupid sibling things

[spoopdeedoop]

magic (8 ball) mike

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny is just a kid ya know? Like he is just a little guy. A baby really. 14? Tiny child! Look at him, he needs to be protected. Someone has to help this poor little dude. I mean he forgets to use his own powers to avoid attacks all the time.

Anyway cut to Batfam not knowing all of Dannys power set cause the lil dingus keeps forgetting he can do that stuff in the heat of battle.

Danny uses his invisibility all the time… to avoid being followed. But in a fight? Oopsies hes too busy thinking of funny one liners to realise he could do that.

Intangibility? Give the guy a break. I mean who calls themselves condiment king. Even he was stunned.

He so rarely actually uses his biggest advantage powers that the League doubt he actually has them. He, like any naive child, trusts them and reported fully on his power set. Instead of just asking him to demonstrate his powers they instead start watching him and try to find evidence of his powers.

At least they know duplication was true since they watched him make a copy of himself to go to the bathroom and not miss any of his fav tv show.

[itsdefinitely]

fun prank to play on your friend

[gophergal]

To say an Aspec person's life is wasted because they lack an interest in [sex/romance/platonic relationships]* is like saying an evergreen tree has wasted its life for refusing to grace its branches with apples

*(respect aros, aces, and aplatonic folk equally or taste my blade)

[darkxsoulzyx]

POV: You join the fnaf security breach fandom / DCA fandom

[sonknuxadow]

see i do think there have been actual instances of fandom people just deciding two characters are siblings with no real basis and acting like its canon and forcing that interpretation on others and getting mad at people who disagree . but a lot of the characters i see people list as examples of this happening with are just actually stated to or heavily implied to see eachother as siblings by the source material and at that point i think you just dont see adopted siblings as real siblings idk what else to tell you

[kacievvbbbb]

The character assasination of Lila being more happy to see the family than five. FIVE survived an apocalypse and a deranged bureau for 46 years so he could fight his way back to save his family FIVE. isn't happy to see them after getting lost against his will for 7 years.

Like he thinks the cleanse is over and done with he thinks he's coming back to peace and his family happy and together and Lila is more excited to see them than him? Five who has traversed space and time for his siblings, who has outrun apocalypse after apocalypse after apocalypse for them. and 7 years is enough to destroy all that make him wish for a time without them? I call bullshit.

[thapunqueen]

theyre like insufferable brothers who hate eachother but would die for eachother to me idk

[imthursdaysyme]

Installment 1/3 of wrestlers: Eddie pushed Steve off the couch and Steve brought Eddie with him

[ratingboomercomics]

So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up “gay boomer comic”(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times

I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, it’s a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, that’s iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but it’s not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously

[ask-the-colony-tree-siblings]

how did saint and inv get away from bountiful???

(Narration by Inv, under the cut for child abuse-y stuff)

Inv: It was a bad day. I made her… mad. Really mad. She was attacking and she… said she was done with me. For good. And then… then she told Saint to ascend me.

(Bountiful: What are you waiting for, my little saint? Let’s finally be rid of this nuisance.)

Inv: I saw something in them… snap. They’d never looked angry like that before. 

Inv: They spun around and before I even realized what they were doing, Bountiful was on the ground surrounded by flashing warning symbols.

Inv: Saint looked horrified by what they’d done, but Bountiful wasn’t dead. It takes a few hits to kill a fully-functioning Iterator. She’d be back any second so I grabbed Saint and we ran. 

Inv: We wouldn’t be able to survive on our own, I knew that. But Bountiful had mentioned a large slugcat colony once, pretty far away from her. That was our chance, so we stole disguises while hiding from her overseers, and escaped her can.

[witchspeka]

It's always "Shou and Ritsu need to blow stuff up with their minds for mental health reasons" or Ritsu and Teru or even Shou and Teru!

But what about Mob? When does he get to blow stuff up with his mind for funsies? For shits and giggles? He didn't go through all of those meltdowns and character development for nothing, let him go ham on a junkyard car or something smh

I believe in Mob's narrative given right to fuck shit up sometimes

[guest-1-2-3]

Random atla trope I love—Katara and Zuko bonding over their shared ex, Jet. Bitching about him as a bonding activity

[jesteringbug]

a second yuu joins your party

[prongsfish]

wip (it out!)

share whatever project you're working on right now, except 'project' is incredibly open ended. It could be fic, original writing, playlists, art, crafts, whatever it is you're doing! thank you @malchai for the tag!! <33

considering i am currently right in the middle of exams season i SHOULD be telling you i haven't done much writing lately but uh that is not the case... this is for an upcoming fest so i'm not sure how much i'm allowed to tell you, but i will say that i'm not even sure if this is going to make it into the actual fic lol (//minor nsfw mentions)

“Still, if anyone should be sharing a bed, it should be us. Your friends shouldn’t have to move around for our sake.” Sirius’ eyes narrowed. “No.” Oh, was that how he wanted to play this? Well, Regulus could narrow his eyes too. “Why not?” He asked through gritted teeth. “Because I don’t trust him.” “Wow,” Regulus scoffed. “No shame about it, huh?” “Oh come on, you knew how I felt about him. I want to trust you, and I want to trust your friends, but him, of all people? Really? It’s one thing for him to be here at all, but he’s not staying in the same bed as my little brother.” “Would you care if I was born male, hm?” Sirius rolled his eyes. “This may come as a shock, Reg, but I of all people am aware that two people with dicks can have sex.” “Ew, don’t talk about your dick–” “You were asking for it–” “If anyone is asking for details of the other’s sex life right now, it’s you, and you are incredibly lucky I’m not giving them–” “You don’t have a sex life, you’re like twelve–” “I am eighteen!–” “Child! Child! Child! Child!–” “Alright.” Lupin said, causing Regulus and Sirius to quickly fall silent. Snapping out of their argument, he saw everyone else staring at them with varying expressions. Lupin's was somewhere between amused and fatigued, Pettigrew's vaguely concerned, and Potter's absolutely terrified. Only children, Regulus thought.

no pressure tags: @messymoony @godsofwoes @crimsonlovebartylus and anyone else who may want to!!

[iniquity-fr]

please for the love of god understand that if you haven’t violated the terms of service in some way then FR staff is not going to ban you. every time some high profile ban happens (because the user broke the rules!) 500000 people have to crawl out of the walls sniffling and crying about how scared they are of getting banned now despite doing literally nothing to break site rules. i promise you you are freaking out over absolutely nothing