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flythesail · 4 months ago

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Can't talk. Too busy thinking about another oshamir au I want to exist but will not have the energy to write.

#pride and prejudice au...#which is hard because a lot of qimir's thing is being obvious lol #but if you lean into the indifference he projects in 6 (hiding his own self)#and osha doesn't take him to be friendly #idk it's really just about the hands and the yearning #that is the plot #flythepost

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greatvaluevertigo · 17 days ago

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Innocent bystander: NO!! DONT play the song that turns you into Rooster!!!!

Me, who just pressed play on escape midnight valley: ...

#that is the plot #as far as I'm concerned #hotline miami

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nondelphic · 5 months ago

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sometimes the best writing advice is "just let it be bad." revolutionary. terrifying. but it works.

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beaft · 6 months ago

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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird

#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it #tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point #'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that #fatphobia #weight talk cw #ableism #be shh now #containment breach

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bubblesthecow · 3 months ago

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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #r2d2 #luke skywalker #More like Regular Human Cave Hermit I suppose #and R2 didn’t even rat him out???#I’m almost positive that there was a moment off-screen where R2 and Obi-Wan were alone in the cave hovel #just absolutely glaring at each other silently while Luke was using the rest room or something #R2 probably whirled around that cave bitchily #like Danm bitch #you live like this?#so uncivilized #and Obi-Wan was like #actually I think I WILL go save Leia #but only so I can drop this useless bucket of bolts on Anakin Skywalkers fucking doorstep and dissapear into the force forever #Honestly #the real plot of A New Hope was Obi-Wan desperately trying to get rid of the world’s bitchiest R2 unit #that somehow managed to find him again after decades #R2 found where he was hiding and Obi-Wan was like:#Guess I’ll die then.

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tis-the-boards-season · 10 months ago

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I just saw a theatre almost entirely full of men very audibly gasp and/or moan at the site of a shirtless Hugh Jackman and let me tell you it was a religious experience

#it's what ryan reynolds would've wanted #it was his idea to incorporate the scene for plot reasons #Ryan Reynolds Inknow what you are (a simp)#deadpool #deadpool and wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #Dp&w #deadpool & wolverine

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selineabanto · 2 months ago

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hear me outs but they're drunk and silly

#jayvik #arcane #viktor arcane #jayce talis #selineabanto art #jayvik fan art #jayce x viktor #inspired by my friends and i naming numbers that we thought were smashable .... but plot twist we were sober

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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You're just not toxic enough.

#the apothecary diaries #maomao #jinshi #When she loves poison as much as she does...this really isn't as big of an insult as it may seem.#'I'd rather poison myself' from a girl who genuinely wants to eat the poison? Not bad!#This was a thank you gift for a friend who helped me out of a tough situation. I hope you enjoy this!#I am so sorry I still haven't finished season one yet. I promise I'll get to it eventually.#Maomao is a really fun protagonist and as a mystery lover - the detective plots she finds herself in are very enjoyable.#Even if she doesn't want to be part of them. Girl who just wants to mind her own business but keeps getting hired to snoop around.#Jinshi is a great character in his own right. He is also a wet little clown that I want to wring out and leave in the sun to dry.#Man...now I want to finish season one...I miss them...

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thewordsarestuckinmyhead · 1 month ago

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me when the plot won't plot like it should

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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guys is it weird for your 20 year old son to build your ex husband out of trash in your house after youve gotten divorced

#megatron #optimus prime #bumblebee #b 127 #transformers one #transformers #divorced megop and their weird son's unerving coping mechanisms #every time megatron tries to get bee to do evil plots with him bee starts talking to trash optimus for advice #it freaks megatron out so much he just stopped being evil around bee #okay fine whatever we will play strat ball ok #LOOOL #characters can be stupid and in unrealistic scenarios if its funny...#i dont make fanart just to redraw 1 to 1 scenes from the movie..#i like to play and have fun

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rae-butter · 5 months ago

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Honestly, I love it when characters relapse. When someone who’s gotten over their anger issues falls into a situation so out of their depth they fall back on their old habits. When someone who’s learned to open up becomes a recluse again in order to cope with something outside their control.

There’s just something so horrible, so toxic, about watching a character grow and then slip back into their old selves in order to cope, bc you know they still care, that they’re the same inside, but watching them hurt so hard they don’t know what else to do brings a sense of catharsis.

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nondelphic · 4 months ago

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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.