#thats just how it is 😊

[kaykoko]

AMAZING to know that Guillermo under an influence becomes one of those drunk college girls who can't stop saying she loves people. Also getting the vibes that if he could drunk text Nandor how much he loved him he would lol

[huellitaa]

soggy cereal haters dni

[frostios]

ive focused on the development of my rouge design so much that when i think of her thats all i see. Reads a fic with rouge in it and automatically pictures my design for her in my head. Kicking my feet

[rexscanonwife]

Utonium after my s/i encourages him to infodump about his science projects/special interests to her 💖🫶💖🫶💖

[tsukasalover]

This is the exact reason why I hate when people ask to go through my phone. Its always Tsukasa’s fault just remember that.

[narwhalandchill]

its been like. nearly a year (How.) already but i cannot lie theres Still a part in the back of my brain occupied with and being thoroughly entertained by the way that childes confirmed 4.0 complete self-awareness over waking up the narwhal at 14 recontextualizes some key liyue things leading to some very funny self indulgent scenarios in my head

like yes chili is old news its basic please excuse me for predictable popular ship crimes (do NOT however associate me w the crimes of fanon against their actual range. theyre peak to Me) but i just keep replaying the imagery of zhongli and childe back on their homoerotic Professional Working Relationship bullshit where their flirting passed the jkjk unless treshold of even remotely plausible deniability like 8 exorbitantly priced business dinners ago and theyre just like. doing that whole song and dance now neither committing to a move except zhonglis presently feeling moderately conflicted (but nonetheless fairly unfazed at) by the prospects of actually developing some sort of a thing for the harbinger hes supposed to puppet master into executing the major story climax of his 67-step retirement plan bc he turned out to be quite the strangely charming ginger specimen (to His weird fucking 6000 year old tastes at least. they deserve each other) with some fascinating life ambitions he cant help but be enraptured by.

but because hes still 100% Locked In on his entire plan zhonglis also just . simultaneously dual wielding his coy-ass "i like you and am taking it slow to Savor this developing relationship (Also bc of the Geo Archon Shaped Elephant In The Room) except am old as shit so my languid sense of time inadvertedly Automatically turns my behavior into an equivalent of the dark souls boss of playing hard2get" act (cue "waddup im ajax 24 and im in fucking agony with this hot funeral consultant". Yes they live like this) AND also meticulously theorycrafting like 12 moves in advance for his 6d chess play of leaving the most subtly crafted trail of breadcrumbs behind for the tsaritsas 11th to follow into the intended & completely "Coincidental" idea of unleashing the one particular sealed sea deity that zhongli Specifically wants momentarily released for his sweet 6k retirement party and graduation test for the nation hes helicopter parented for 3.7k years .

like. this is zhongli we r talking about the guy Absolutely has it planned out down to a fucking art like he has an entire branching path dialogue tree planned and memorized like its a visual novel for every possible way he can conveniently namedrop osial in a non-suspect way and also that he just happens to be sealed right over there across the harbor (what a coincidence!) and also to slip in the intel about the latent power of the sigil of permission etc etc. like zhonglis just out there doing all this massive galaxy brain computational work simultaneously while infodumping on an academic level about whichever subject childes latest random comment of amicable small talk happened to remind him of because in his helicopter parent in remission mind its Absolutely Critical that the idea about releasing osial occurs Completely organically in childes mind it Has to he Cannot risk revealing anything . (hes in remission not in recovery guys.) so like here we are. he requested notes from the tsaritsa Personally on the character of her 11th just to ensure every move was painstakingly crafted to draw him Specifically to the intended conclusion without risking revealing his true identity .

except. the thing . neither he. nor the tsaritsa . would have been informed of . is that this simply isnt childes first fucking rodeo waking up an eldritch city sized sea creature . and he is very well aware of this fact . he woke that beautiful wonderful beloved huge fucking narwhal up by himself had his brain chemistry Immediately and Irrevocably rewired as a direct consequence do you fucking think hes somehow stopped thinking about that singular moment for even a second since then???

yeah . thought so.

so what actually ends up happening in reality is theyll be on another definitely-serious-business-not-just-a-date and zhonglis going to get down to like dialogue selection part 10 of the 86 step conversation tree at Most where hes only beginning to like Vaguely allude to the key pieces of information involved but it turns out Because Hes That Guy (TM) And Has Been There Done That Before childes basic pattern recognition and sense of irony simply proceed to kick in Way ahead of time and hes Immediately perking up like Hey wouldnt it be really fucking funny if i wake up an eldritch sea beast Again . like just in case. as a last ditch effort .

and zhonglis just sitting there seeing the gears turn in his head as they enjoy their cringe fucking picnic (bc they just stare at each other intently like that nowadays its a thing. being in a room with them by this point is essentially a human rights violation) and is just completely fucking flabbergasted and lost on how in the hell childes speedran his way to that conclusion at what amounts to barely a 13% completion rate in his whole overkill fucking plan (just 1 of 3 contingencies btw) and its like yes he has his intended outcome but also precisely 0 idea on how the fuck said outcome was reached the way it was this fast . like hes still winning its His plan thats well underway and ahead of schedule but How

(pov: ur selling the concept of waking up destructive sea creatures to the guy who woke up a celestial body eating cosmic whale at 14)

anyway its truly beautiful i absolutely detest these two and have prime liyue AQ hijinks nostalgia now thank you for the lore drop that allowed this to become canon in my head hoyo

[chiistarri]

i think im doomed to a lonely life

[girl-bateman]

Had one of those "damn maybe ppl were right when they called me autistic" moments bc I asked chat-gpt how to politely reply to a text but ACTUALLY it turns out it was objectively a complicated situation bc both my parents are as stumped as I am and they're social pros 😔

#fightingtheallegations

[misterradio]

i think factory pomo will always be my sweetheart aesthetic i just love the geometric stylings. i always used factory pomo style clip art in school projects i thought it was suuuch a cool style.

looking thru that website... memphis jr is also great, kind of similar geometric style with brighter colours. i even used to have the toy used as the example image, and for some reason images of LSD:DE are used as an example lol

[just-bendy]

Would the clones count as Bendy's children???

Short answer: no.

Fer the long answer, I'll go ahead and explain.

The clones came ta be by Joey Drew taking the Bendy cartoon, maybe a reel or a drawing or somethin', and usin' the Ink Machine ta bring the cartoon Bendy ta life. After the first failed attempt, Joey tried again, using the cartoon and the Ink Machine ta create another clone. Then he did it again, and again, and again, striving fer that "perfect Bendy." He was a perfectionist, and if he were gonna get famous off of bein' the first human in history ta bring a cartoon ta life, then he wanted the most perfect lookin' Bendy he can get. Even a small ink splatter on the face won't do.

This is how the imperfect clones were made. Once a flawed clone came out of the Ink Machine, Joey threw him in the basement with the other rejects and tried again, and he wasn't too nice about it either. He did this 65 times until he got 66, the perfect Bendy, or so he thought. But ya all know how that ended up.

Joey Drew never used a clone ta make more clones. He always started again from the Ink Machine, makin' an entirely separate clone. Could ya imagine what kinda ink monstrosity would come outta makin' a clone out of a clone? I guess even Joey didn't wanna find out.

I myself am one of these imperfect clones, the eighth attempt in fact. I came out of the Ink Machine after the seventh clone and the ninth clone came out after me. Since Joey Drew didn't use the Ink Machine ta make clones from me, none of the clones you'll be meetin' are my children. They're my fellow clones, like I said, because I'm a flawed clone myself. I don't even have any kids, but that doesn't mean I don't do the devil's tango.

We're not considered the "original Bendy's" children either, because we are all the "original Bendy," in a way. Even if we look different from the Bendy ya see in the cartoon and have different personalities, we all share the same memories. Memories such as living in our cartoon world with "original Alice," "original Boris," and the other characters in our cartoon. Oh, our cartoon world is a whole 'nother story and ya don't have ta worry about that fer now.

Anyway, that's everything. Hope ya learned somethin' from this little presentation.

[t1m3ly]

I like the hc that says that Sebek is best friends with Epel's meemaw and regularly sends her letters and vice versa but I raise you this: Sebek Zigvolt is friends with EVERYONE'S parents

[thedrotter]

Re:Kinder Fun fact time!! Did you know? 😊

Yuuichi's theme song (the one that often accompanies his entrances with "Vamos Cantar!"), 新しい夏のナナ, is not in any latin language such as Spanish or Portuguese, despite its lyrics sounding as such. It's actually in Hanamogera, which to put it simply is nonsense speech based on japanese syllables. So the song's lyrics are essentially gibberish meant to imitate the sound of latin music! 😊

It is listed as such in the source site for the song, oo39.com, where the song can be found as "YS068" in the hanamogera category.

Additional fun fact! The song can also be found in Spotify as Vien Nana by Oo39.com themselves alongside a few other select songs from the site. So you can properly enjoy the song on the platform without having to import it from your local files.

Those are the fun Re:Kinder related fun facts for today... Use them to entertain your friends at parties ! ☺️

[ynwa-chiesa]

Cant even yap about uni because id need to post an half an hour voice note on here

[blob-chan]

Guess who encountered baby's first jackass graphic design client yesterday

[emulation-0]

hi Hanan what's your favoritè iftar meals??

i love aloo chana chaat !! its chickpeas and diced potatoes in whisked yogurt mixed with chaat masala and with either pakodi or papdi !! papdi is like a thick crispy cracker and i either like to crush it into the chaat or just scoop it with it, and the type of pakodi im talking about is like. a crispy chip? shaped like a cheeto? but its not a chip

i also like pakoras (can be potato, mushroom, onion, etc. covered in batter and fried) and fruit chaat :))

[jrueships]

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:D !