#the male thing

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[ratbastarddotfuck]

is this nonbinary person actually "male presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of maleness?

is this nonbinary person actually "female presenting", or did you just decide that based on your arbitrary idea of femaleness?

perhaps they're just "presenting" as themselves and your binary biases are clouding your judgement?

[lorenzlund]

Und: Die Hoffnung bewahren! Diesen einzelnen Mann auch finden!!

Oder alle sterben ... erneut!

H-off-'n-ung: der Hintern oder Ar*** plus 'off' (engl.) plus 'drin, in (portug. en) drinnen' plus 'the, a male thing' (dt.: das Ding)

'Zeitgleich mit dem Kriegsende wächst die Hoffnung sehr viel stärker wieder auch an selbst auf einen längerwährenden Frieden zwischen allen Parteien! Suchen wir also wieder mehr nach beiden, nie nach nur einem!' (*aus: 'Bin nochmal heil und ganz davon gekommen!'

aus dem Film-dialog und dem Film über selbst auch Heinz Drache). *Dem Osten mit Palästina soll eine baldige Einigung bevorstehen zwischen den bisherigen Kriegsgegnern - laut Zeitungen.

Hermann Göring im Film 'Heilt den Hitter. Ich möchte se ausnahmslos alle heilen!!' (einer erneuten Mischung aus Komödie und Drama): 'Bei zu viel Mut, oder wenn ihn jemand erneut hat, zu viel davon, kommt die Armee halt dann auch mal wieder noch genauso zu den Armen! Ich entsendete Soldaten selbst wieder dann auch zu ihnen - ins sogar große Armenviertel oder das neu errichtete Ghetto!!'

'Max(imilian)-Anton Raiter, Deutschland. Mit der Schauspielerei für andere und vor laufender Kamera begann er bereits als Knabe - im lediglich zarten Alter von nur 11 Jahren!! (So der Eiintrag über mich im: Internationales Lexikon des Films).

die Armen, Ar***-mut, die Armee, der Er-fighter oder Jagdflugzeug, die Panzer-Armee: App erneut dafür!!! ab, weg!! + an + Ass, 'S + ein Er

Inschriften auf einer Gedenktafel zum früheren Krieg gegen selbst das benachbarte Frankreich, geführt 1866/70, gesehen in Bad Sassendorf:

'Siegreich zogt ihr in die oberste Heimat ein - mit Schmerzen. Eure Namen - für immer auch unvergessen - in anderer Herzen!!'

'Sterbt ihr erst den heiligen Tod auf Feindes Land, tatet ihrs auch fürs Vaterland!'

'Es starben den Heldentod - einzig wahren - fürs Vaterland: Die Leutnants Anton Ulrich und Herbert Sauerland 1870 bei Mars le tour'.

'Den (zu) Mutigen und Gefallenen zu Ehren, den (noch) Kommenden zu wehren!!' *Für u.a. den Krankenwärter Anton, gefallen!

'In der Kur-(C)ard steckt so viel mehr für sie drin!! Wie selbst die Mohr-Packung oder ein Man-go - die kosteundnfreie Teilnahme am gemeinsamen Cock-Workshop für bessere Ernährung vom Cockenende!!'

'Mohrenpack, ihr!' (So ein auch in früheren Zeiten durchaus noch sehr gebräuchliches Schimpfwort!)

'Wenn sie wollen, dann schenke ich ihnen ihr altes Lächeln voll-ends zurück, Feldmarschall!!' Hermann Görings persönlicher Leib-Zahnarzt zu ihm im Film! 'In nur zwei Tagen ist es dann soweit!!'

*etw. be-enden oder vollends, ganz zu Ende bringen.

'Natassja Kinski spielt sehr erfolgreich im Tatort 'Reifezeugnis' mit. Es kommt darin sogar zu Nacktszenen, in denen sie zu sehen ist. Bis heute wird diese Tatort-Folge gern gesehen und gilt als beliebt. Es kommt zu zahlreichen Wiederholungen. (so einer der auch noch weiteren Bei- oder Einträge aus dem selben Lekikon auch! Internat. Lexikon des Films)

Maximilian Anton-Raiter gibt im Film den früheren Boss der 'The Weak End-ers', einer (nur behaupteten) deutschen Kultband der 70er Jahre. Frei der Geschichte der sogar Beatles aus England nachempfunden. (Filmlexikon) ... . Raiter mimt oder spielt in 'Bin gerade noch mal so heil und ganz davongekommen' selbst den (verst.) dt. Schauspieler und großen Theatermimen Heinz Drache.

'Die Lage sowohl an der Ost- wie an der Westfront, aber auch bei uns, mein Führer, ist gerade wieder stark betäubungserregend!!'

'Feldmarschall, ich persönlich glaube, sie stehen nur unter gelegentlich viel zu hohem Druck selber auch, innen wie außen!!'

*In einer der Filmpausen versagte mir der eigene Sicherheitsdienst von Universal Pictures/Germany dann sogar erstmals das Trinken eines Bieres aus Polen mir gebrachten, der Marke Warka, viellleicht allein nur deswegen, und wegen dieser von mir geäußerten Filmsätze!

Max Raiter spielt den von der Fifa hinausbeförderten Fußball-Schiedsrichter Ilting in: ''(Am Schluss ist) Der letzte Videobeweis (immer der alles end-scheidende)!!''

2013 spielt er den Manager einer allein aus Frauen bestehenden und aus Mittelamerika stammenden Band namens: 'Bassa Girls! The better Girls got we!!' frei nach der Erfolgsstory sogar der Supremes (Usa) u.a. mit Diana Ross. Noch nicht erschienen ist der Film mit Ihm: I followed too much and too long the sun!!' Kurztitel: To follow the Sun!!

Bedeutender Verein der 1. Bundesfussball-Liga aus Deutschand beschäftigt Trainer dessen Vater früher mal beim BND angestellt gewesen sein soll - mit Nagelsmann!!' BILD bleibt halt doch BILD!

*die sogar auch: *Hunde-'S-Polizei-Inspektion; das sogar 'Z' als lediglicher nur Einzelbuchstabe und die inhaltliche Bedeutung selbst internaional viel gebrauchter Zeichen. mit exakt dem selben KÜrzel rechtfertigten Moskau und der Kreml schon vorübergehend den auch Angriffskrieg gegen sogar den eigenen Direkt-Nachbarn Ukraine!

*(Bessa Girl-Z, er-folgreicher Kinofilm aus bereits schon auch den 70ern).

'Kanzler zusammen mit Ampel windet er sich um 'Tussen-Sau nun - oder doch keine??'-Frage herum!!'

Taurus oder das ihm gehörende Waffensystem ist ein - angeblich - besonders 'weitreichendee Marschflugkörper von bis zu 500km'. Kiew will es weiter von Berlin erhalten, weiterhin wird hartnäckig auf einer möglichst zeitnahen Lieferung bestanden!

*S-A-U-(R)-U-S-('S)/(T)-A-U-R-U-S

'Derzeit gibt es somit auch nichts, worüber die beiden Kriegsparteien überhaupt ernsthaft miteinander verhandeln könnten!'

'Schlicht kein Frieden in Sicht so - auch weiterhin nicht!!!'

'Begründet wird das von der Ampel wiederholt mit den derzeit wohl auch weiterhin noch bestehenden sehr starken Lieferschwierigkeiten - gegenüber Kiew!!'

aus der erneuten Tagespresse aktuellen (gefunden unter: 'Thema des Tages')

Wir in Europa - wir glauben weiterhin daran, dass wir uns diesen Frieden doch noch zusammen erkämpfen können!!'

(der Botschafter der Ukraine)

'Oder deutsche Soldaten müssten bald selber mit in den Krieg ziehen! Es wird weitere Millionen an Flüchtlingen geben!'

'Die Niederlage der Ukraine ist so auch noch durch uns alle vermeidbar!! Während in Russland und Moskau bereits mehr und mehr an den eigenen Sieg geglaubt wird!!'

'Derzeit sieht sich Russland im Vorteil!'

'Selbst in Washington bei der Regierung rechnet derzeit weiter kaum jemand so mit einer wirklichen Lösung - oder einer Lösung aufgrund von real einsetzenden Verhandlungen!'

'Um diesen Krieg gewinnen zu können benötigen wir insbesonders moderne Waffen! Wesentlich mit endscheidend dabei ist deren schnelle Lieferung!!'

Mit Menschen gemeinsam entscheiden, Entscheidungen da treffen, wo sie anfallen! Wenn der Einzelne nicht mehr handlungsfähig ist! Von (noch echten, richtigen) Menschen erwarten wir, dass sie das ihrige zum Gelingen unseres Gemeinwesens mit beitragen! Ihre CDU

Fördern nur als Grundlage zur End-(ab)wicklung! Auch bei der Wohnungsförderung und Bau! Bezahlbare Mieten im Blickfeld haben! Das eigene schöne Zuhause - in jeder Preisklasse! Keine Kinder zurücklassen! Ihre SPD

*SPD und CDU, Auszüge stammen aus Flyern zum jeweiligen Grundsatzprogramm

'Aus meiner eigenen Schulzeit in den 60ern noch gut in Erinnerung geblieben sind mir die Lösungsmittel der frisch gestrichenen Wände von Klassenzimmern!' (aus dem erneuten Flyer der selbst SPD)

[ribbongirls]

need to be sitting on an older man’s lap like a good girl while he leaves soft kisses around my neck <3

[unsteddie]

Steve agrees to play npc parts for Eddie's big one shot that he's been planning forever, but only if Eddie will play basketball with him. So they meet Lucas and Max at the court in the park and Eddie will not shut up about everything.

It's hot, his shorts are rubbing his legs weird, the sun's too bright. Just in general being as annoying as possible. It doesn't bother Steve even a little, he's too busy being smug about getting Eddie into basketball shorts at all. Sure he was still wearing a band shirt, but the shorts were a win.

It starts pretty normal, Max is absolutely ripping them apart verbally and it's working weirdly well to balance out her actual basketball skills, which are nothing to write home about. Eddie whines everytime hes got to run up or down the court, but he does ok at controlling the ball and manages to catch it when Steve throws it to him.

Steve's being blocked by Lucas who's the same height now, and Max is running for Eddie and the ball. Steve's yelling at him to throw it, just aim for the net, and he does. He sinks it, the ball barely touches the rim. He shouts in victory and runs to Steve for a congratulatory kiss, losing the ball to Max, completely worth it.

Over the course of the next few minutes he sinks two more. Steve calls for a pause in the game and simply hands Eddie the ball and tells him to shoot. Another basket. He moves him farther back and Eddie makes it again. Eventually he's standing at the free throw line having scored 7 consecutive baskets and he looks at Steve in wonder and says

"hey, I think I'm good at this?"

Max and Lucas are losing their minds, Lucas is somewhere behind him saying "of course he's good at this." Over and over again.

Steve can't decide if he's more frustrated or charmed, but what he says is "what the fuck, we could have won the championship if you hadn't been a nerd."

[butch-reidentified]

what he says: "there's a male loneliness epidemic"

what I hear: "there's a 'increasing numbers of women and girls setting boundaries and making it harder for me to find a victim companion' epidemic"

[goodishgirlx]

[mndvx]

ROSS LYNCH for MAN ABOUT TOWN

[bunnygirllover45]

Each day I'm saying goodbye to an empty apartment hoping one day you'll be there to say it back.

Small comic? about Naoya's daily life.

[poetsoflove]

Do you know those boys who whimper when you cup their faces in your hands, who purse their lips and ask for a kiss, who act shy but have the dirtiest fantasies? The ones with cute baby faces and pretty hair that just make you want to pull on, the ones who cling to you like their life depends on it? The ones that start grinding on your lap the moment they sit on it, even tho they promised they won’t? The ones that just beg and beg and whine for every little thing they want, acting just like the little pup they are? Yeah, I adore those boys; they make me incredibly possessive and all I wanna do it put a pretty collar around their neck, pull them close by it and make sure they are just mine.

[lethologicaee]

jason todd posed as saint sebastian request for @bloodyentrails

print

[soahbee]

Older men are the strongest drugs and I'm addicted.

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: Becoming Visible; An Illustrated History Of Lesbian And Gay Life In Twentieth-Century America- by Molly McGary and Fred Wasserman

[danielnelsen]

while i get where this comes from and it’s true to an extent, i reeeaaaally don’t like how people try to explain “trans men don’t [necessarily] have male privilege” with things like “some trans men don’t pass”.

like sure that’s the most obvious example (someone who is seen as a woman won’t have the privilege that comes with being seen a man) but you’re still acting like being a passing trans man is just a free opt-in to male privilege which is………kinda the issue.

[inkskinned]

you're grabbing lunch with a nice man and he gives you that strange grimace-smile that's popular right now; an almost sardonic "twist" of his mouth while he looks literally down on you. it looks like he practiced the move as he leans back, arms folded. he just finished reciting the details of NFTs to you and explaining Oppenheimer even though he only watched a youtube about it and hasn't actually seen it. you are at the bottom of your wine glass.

you ask the man across from you if he has siblings, desperately looking for a topic. literally anything else.

he says i don't like small talk. and then he smiles again, watching you.

a few years ago, you probably would have said you're above celebrity gossip, but honestly, you've been kind of enjoying the dumb shit of it these days. with the rest of the earth burning, there's something familiar and banal about dragging ariana grande through the mud. you think about jeanette mccurdy, who has often times gently warned the world she's not as nice as she appears. you liked i'm glad my mom died but it made you cry a lot.

he doesn't like small talk, figure out something to say.

you want to talk about responsibility, and how ariana grande is only like 6 days older than you are - which means she just turned 30 and still dresses and acts like a 13 year old, but like sexy. there's something in there about the whole thing - about insecurity, and never growing up, and being sexualized from a young age.

people have been saying that gay people are groomers. like, that's something that's come back into the public. you have even said yourself that it's just ... easier to date men sometimes. you would identify as whatever the opposite of "heteroflexible" is, but here you are again, across from a man. you like every woman, and 3 people on tv. and not this guy. but you're trying. your mother is worried about you. she thinks it's not okay you're single. and honestly this guy was better before you met, back when you were just texting.

wait, shit. are you doing the same thing as ariana grande? are you looking for male validation in order to appease some internalized promise of heteronormativity? do you conform to the idea that your happiness must result in heterosexuality? do you believe that you can resolve your internal loneliness by being accepted into the patriarchy? is there a reason dating men is easier? why are you so scared of fucking it up with women? why don't you reach out to more of them? you have a good sense of humor and a big ol' brain, you could have done a better job at online dating.

also. jesus christ. why can't you just get a drink with somebody without your internal feminism meter pinging. although - in your favor (and judgement aside) in the case of your ariana grande deposition: you have been in enough therapy you probably wouldn't date anyone who had just broken up with their wife of many years (and who has a young child). you'd be like - maybe take some personal time before you begin this journey. like, grande has been on broadway, you'd think she would have heard of the plot of hamlet.

he leans forward and taps two fingers to the table. "i'm not, like an andrew tate guy," he's saying, "but i do think partnership is about two people knowing their place. i like order."

you knew it was going to be hard. being non-straight in any particular way is like, always hard. these days you kind of like answering the question what's your sexuality? with a shrug and a smile - it's fine - is your most common response. like they asked you how your life is going and not to reveal your identity. you like not being straight. you like kissing girls. some days you know you're into men, and sometimes you're sitting across from a man, and you're thinking about the power of compulsory heterosexuality. are you into men, or are you just into the safety that comes from being seen with them? after all, everyone knows you're failing in life unless you have a husband. it almost feels like a gradebook - people see "straight married" as being "all A's", and anything else even vaguely noncompliant as being ... like you dropped out of the school system. you cannot just ignore years of that kind of conditioning, of course you like attention from men.

"so let's talk boundaries." he orders more wine for you, gesturing with one hand like he's rousing an orchestra. sir, this is a fucking chain restaurant. "I am not gonna date someone who still has male friends. also, i don't care about your little friends, i care about me. whatever stupid girls night things - those are lower priority. if i want you there, you're there."

he wasn't like this over text, right? you wouldn't have been even in the building if he was like this. you squint at him. in another version of yourself, you'd be running. you'd just get up and go. that's what happens on the internet - people get annoyed, and they just leave. you are locked in place, almost frozen. you need to go to the bathroom and text someone to call you so you have an excuse, like it's rude to just-leave. like he already kind of owns you. rudeness implies a power paradigm, though. see, even your social anxiety allows the patriarchy to get to you.

you take a sip of the new glass of wine. maybe this will be a funny story. maybe you can write about it on your blog. maybe you can meet ariana grande and ask her if she just maybe needs to take some time to sit and think about her happiness and how she measures her own success.

is this settling down? is this all that's left in your dating pool? just accepting that someone will eventually love you, and you have to stop being picky about who "makes" you a wife?

you look down to your hand, clutching the knife.