#the villain school incorrect quotes

[mha-vilain-au]

Izuku: So Ochaco how is hero school?

Ochaco: *laying on the bar* I hate it, they make me care for stupid things. Like Humanity, environment, morals and values.

Kurogiri: Don't forget the economy.

Ochaco: *sobbing* And the economy.

[incorrectmarketofmonstersquotes]

Nita: Who the fuck are you? Gold: Who the fuck are you? Nita: I asked you first. Gold: I asked you second.

[luxthestrange]

TWST Incorrect quotes#653 STAY!

A dragon On Earth...Imagen Malleus Draconia...Actually by SOME way got teleported to Earth with you when you were returning...which has its complications...such as...THIS-

-In your Apartment/House-

Mal*Finished making you, your morning coffee/tea and handing you your breakfast he made*Come on, take me to work/school with you...

Yuu*Starting to eat and sighs* No, You’re on house duty

Mal: Please, What if there’s a villain who harms you!

Yuu: Do you really think there’s gonna be an Overblot HERE?

Mal: No. I was just tricking you

Yuu*Finishes the food leaves it on the sink and kisses his cheek,grabbing your keys and bag and leaving the house* Bye~

Mal:....Child of Man, wait!-*Gets up and follows you out the door*Take me with you!?!

Yuu*Groans and keeps walking ahead* No!

Mal: Please!!!

Yuu: No!!!

Mal: Too bad. I’m coming with you.

Yuu*Turns around and stretches their arm and puts a hand to stop him* Oh, Malleus, stay!

Mal*Freezes at your hand stretched out to stop him...takes a step down but goes up a step*...But-

Yuu: I said stay. I’m going to work/school...Do not follow me...*Leaves slowly and goes away leaving him*

Mal*Sniffs and sits down on the stairs, Hurt&Sadden Whinning*Mmhhhh...

Should this be a series?....

[firekit21]

Traffic Series Incorrect Quotes

Bdubs: I’ve become a bread crumb dealer to four crows at the lake. They pay me with a bit of everything. Like shiny things, fabric, or pens. But recently they paid me with a 20 dollar bill they found somewhere. So I decided to buy them some more expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me money. I’ve probably racked up about 200 dollars at this point. Is it morally wrong though, I mean. They’re the ones who steal the money from others. Or perhaps they just have a big pile laying somewhere. Should I keep on doing this? Pearl: You sound like the start of a Batman villain.

Ren, on the phone: Oh, hey man! Sorry for accusing you of murder last week.

Ren: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school. Grian: I was voted “most likely to become a clown”… Bdubs: You think that’s bad? HA! I was voted “most likely to get rabies”!

Impulse: We have fun, don’t we, Mumbo? Mumbo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Cleo: I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing. Martyn: But ya' didn't!

BigB: Yeah, well I've never died so how do I know that god is real.

[tabl3]

elite force incorrect quotes compilation

chase, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

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chase: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night. bree: All I drank was Redbull! chase: How many? bree: Eighteen.

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oliver: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. kaz, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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kaz: You have any sunscreen? skylar: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire— kaz: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

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kaz: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.

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(the saga)

bree: chase? I mixed redbull with coffee and now I can see sounds, should I worry? chase: bree, I swear to god—

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oliver: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. chase: oliver: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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skylar: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?! chase, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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chase, to the squad: And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

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bree, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! skylar, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. kaz: What the fuck are you guys doing? bree: Playing systemic oppression.

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bree: Hey, oliver. These candies you gave me? They sucked. oliver: But you ate them all. bree: I had to make sure they all sucked.

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skylar: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? chase: I only like dark humor. skylar, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? chase: skylar: An IMPASTA!

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bree: I hate you sometimes. kaz: Well according to this picture chase drew of us holding hands that's not true. bree: kaz, you drew that. kaz: It doesn't matter.

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skylar: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet. bree: Why’d you get banned? skylar: Touched the rat. bree: … What rat? skylar: Chunky Cheese.

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bree: Why is skylar crying on the floor? chase: She took one of those 'which elite force member are you?' quizzes. bree: And? chase: She got oliver.

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oliver: Why are you drinking? kaz: I drink when I'm depressed. oliver: But you're always drinking? kaz: smug grin

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skylar: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project? kaz: Do it or you're straight. skylar: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

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skylar: heading out to see bree oliver: Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do! skylar: I think I crossed that line when I got a date.

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kaz: skylar has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all she says now. Everything is deez nuts. She simply can't stop. kaz: I asked skylar where she learned that joke. She made me promise she wouldn't get in trouble if she told me. I agreed. kaz: So she leans in and whispers, "deez nuts."

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bree: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. chase: Aw… that's not true. chase: It'd be exactly the same. chase: You're not important.

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kaz, to bree: Look at you! All cute and small! I could just eat you up! bree: proceeds to kick him in the shin and run away chase, walking past: Rule number 1, don't call bree cute or small.

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chase, referring to oliver and kaz: Those guys are dorks. skylar: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

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kaz: I think chase is in trouble. oliver: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

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oliver: So anyways have y'all seen chase? bree: I think he went in kaz's room 'studying'. skylar: Doubt that. I heard groans there. Meanwhile in kaz's room chase & kaz, fighting:

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chase: What do we say when life disappoints us? kaz: Called it! chase: No.

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kaz: I may be stupid. bree: … kaz: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?

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villain: You’re too late, Superdorks! You'll never stop me now! skylar: That’s where you’re wrong, evildoer! We WILL stop you, with the powers of: chase: Friendship! kaz: Harmony! bree: Incredible violence. oliver: And love!

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chase: out cold on the ground oliver: Oh my god, do you think he's okay?! kaz, holding a bucket of ice water: Who cares?! dumps all of the water on chase’s face

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skylar: Your smug self-assuredness is revolting. kaz: I think we need to validate self confidence more, lest you end up angry at others for having even a sliver of it. I've done nothing wrong and I have a heart of gold. oliver: I think this message is extremely valid, but also kaz has implied wanting to set off the Yellowstone supervolcano, so what's the truth? kaz: I want to set it off.

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oliver: We wouldn’t last two minutes without chase. oliver: oliver: Don’t tell him I said that.

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oliver: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! chase: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

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kaz: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth. oliver: Why? kaz, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

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bree: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.

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kaz: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think. skylar: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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chase: I owe you one. kaz: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

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skylar: Two years ago, I married my best friend. skylar: kaz is still mad about it, but me and chase were drunk and thought it was funny.

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chase: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? kaz: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. chase: Friends? kaz: Yeah. After you stopped us fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. bree: We both love butterflies. chase: Aww– bree: And beating people up. chase: Oh, okay.

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chase: Everyone synchronise your watches. skylar: I don't know how to do that. oliver: I don't wear a watch. bree: Time is a construct.

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kaz: Are you reading fan fiction? oliver, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. kaz: Oh, is it on AO3? oliver: This is CNN.

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chase: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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skylar: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t. chase: skylar, please! skylar: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

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chase: How do you do that? kaz: I'm fearless. bree: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. kaz: I'm mostly fearless.

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chase: Come on, skylar. Nobody actually believes that kaz is in love with me. skylar, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that kaz is helplessly in love with chase. Everyone raises their hand chase: kaz, put your hand down.

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skylar: We need to distract these guys. kaz: Leave it to me. kaz: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. chase & bree: immediately begin arguing

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kaz: running towards chase with open arms chase: moves out of the way kaz: Hey, why'd you move?! chase: I thought you were going to attack me. kaz: I was going to hug you! chase: Why would you hug me? kaz: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

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chase: skylar, I think we have a problem. skylar: What, the fire? chase: No, the- wait, what fire? skylar: Oh forget about it, this sounds more interesting.

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chase: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? oliver: remembers dancing to the ringtone oliver: I didn’t hear it.

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bree: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? oliver: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. kaz: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. chase: Rock also defeats baby.

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oliver: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve ever said, he hasn’t done shit about it. oliver: So he either doesn’t care or he’s a coward.

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bree, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? skylar: grabs and chugs the entire bottle skylar: skylar: It's perfume.

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kaz: I want to kiss you. chase, not paying attention: What? kaz: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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oliver: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. bree: bree: I'm gonna tell him. skylar: Don't you dare.

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oliver: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. kaz: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? oliver: NO-

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oliver: Not to brag, but I can go into the Spirit Halloween without crying.

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chase: What do people in relationships even do? skylar: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy. chase: Okay. Didn't ask. kaz: Asks question kaz: "Didn't ask" chase: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

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oliver: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. chase: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. kaz: Wasps? bree: Terriers? oliver: bree.

[i-cannot-spell-chaos]

I slept for 5 minutes and my dream choose violence. It also gave me an idea for the spider verse fanfic. So I'll be writing the spider verse fanfic and it should be posted in about a 2-4 days.

I give you Incorrect quotes today

Miguel o hara: you are grounded

Gwen: but what about work?

Miguel: fine other than work and no universe traveling watch

Gwen: the watch is broken

Miguel: then no computer

Gwen: I need the computer for school

Miguel looking around seeing villain reader trying to fix their very broken teleportation device: no...reader

Villain reader: what no reader?!

Miguel: no reader!

Also villain reader is the definition of the one uncle who everyone loves but never knows what they actually do for a living. You just know their already at the family gathering and will convince someone to do something dumb with them if left 10 minutes unsupervised.

I will be giving you updates on the story through funny haha post.

[jokerislandgirl32]

Still taking wild kratts request?

Hello Anon! Sorry for the late reply! But, yes! I am taking Wild Kratts Requests! There are a few different types of requests I’ll accept, which I’ll list and explain in detail below 😊. All requests can be sent to my ask box, anon is on, but it may be turned off if I receive unkind and inappropriate requests.

Writing Requests! The types of Wild Kratts writing requests I’ll take are explained in detail within the post linked below. I am specific about the characters and relationships I’ll write for, but if you are interested in requesting a piece for any of these characters/relationships, I’ll try my best to fulfill your request!

Headcanon Requests! I will accept asks/requests for headcanons any canon Wild Kratts characters and Wild Kratts ships (but absolutely not kratt you know what, please don’t request such things), and for some OCs (mine preferably, but if I know a Wild Kratts OC well, I may write headcanons for them. If you would like headcanons for a character/ship, please be specific with which type you’d like (like maybe a character’s favorite pie or something like that), as a vague request will have my mind jumping around so much I won’t be able to get any headcanons out, 😂.

Quote/Incorrect Quote Requests! Little quotes/exchanges between canon Wild Kratts characters and/or OCs! They will be very short and probably won’t make sense, but you can list the characters you’d like involved and the topic if you have one in mind, or I can figure out a topic.

Photoset Requests! I am willing to compose photosets for any character/episode! It may take a while to get screenshots for some episodes because I use the PBS Kids Video app to acquire the screenshots, and I have to wait for the episodes to come out, but I’ll try my best!

Moodboard Requests! I’ve never done many moodboards, but I love them, so I could try my hand at making some for the canon Wild Kratts characters, Wild Kratts OCs, and Wild Kratts ships. If it is for an OC I am not familiar with I may ask for info on them to ensure I craft an accurate moodboard. You can be as specific as you’d like about the theme of a moodboard.

Butterfly Requests! Where I assign a butterfly to a Wild Kratts Character or Wild Kratts OC and provide facts about the butterflies. I started this last summer, but slacked off in completing all the requests, but I would not mind to start them again. See the post below for characters that have or have not been requested.

I hope this answers your question anon! Feel free to reach out with requests/questions y’all! It may take me a bit to get through any requests sent (last week of the school year y’all and life’s crazy right now), so please be patient!

[artzychic27]

More Nathaniel as Giganta! 🙏🏽

His villain outfit is similar to Giganta’s golden age look complete with the wrist and ankle cuffs

Like Giganta, Nathaniel becomes more aggressive as he grows. The other villain kids often use this to their advantage, goading him into using his strength and size to cause mayhem around the city

Just have Marc around to calm him down

Arguably the strongest in the class (Kim refuses to admit defeat, but that’s kind of hard when Nathaniel can easily lift an eighteen-wheeler while only grown to ten feet)

His max height is about 100 feet, but it’s rumored that he could exceed past Giganta’s max height

Surprisingly, he’s one of the villain kids who causes the least amount of destruction at school

During the Hero vs Villain fights, he immediately goes after Denise

His clothes are made to grow with him, but that doesn’t stop Kim and DJ from switching out his shirts

During Guys Nights, Adrien, Nino, Kim, Ivan, and Max place bets to see how far he can throw a bus

After Simon, he’s got the fastest metabolism

*Now for some incorrect quotes*

Nathaniel: COLOSSUS SMASH! *Denise ties him up with the Lasso of Truth* Colossus smash because Colossus is overcompensating for deep insecurities rooted in a quest for perfectionism and an overpowering fear of not being good enough, and- *Denise unties him*

Bystander 1: Aw. Poor thing, he’s not evil, he’s just misunderstood

Nathaniel: NO! I am evil!

Bystander 2: He’s just lashing out because of the pain he feels.

Nathaniel: I AM evil! I- *sighs*

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Ismael: Hey, meatbrain! Over here! *Repeatedly punches Nathaniel*

Nathaniel: *Spits out a tooth, then grabs Ismael and bashes him against a wall*

Ismael: *Dizzily* That all ya got? *Nathaniel grabs his face* Guess not.

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Anais: *Held in Nathaniel’s fist* Nath, you’re out of jail. How’s your head?

Nathaniel: Pretty good, considering you tried to fry my brain. *Tightens his grip*

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Nathaniel: You wouldn’t hit a redhead, would you?

Ismael: *Hesitates for a moment*

Denise: I would! *Punches Nathaniel, knocking him out*

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Nathaniel: *With his hand tied by Denise’s Lasso of Truth* I told you! I don’t know anything about a dark opal, or a dark topaz, or even a dark cubic zirconium!

Ismael: He’s telling the truth.

Nathaniel: *Unties his hand* Now I gotta get back to my community service. *Picks up a car*

Random Guy: Hey! That’s my car!

Nathaniel: Shouldn’t have parked in front of the fire hydrant! Pick it up at impound! *Chucks the car all the way to the impound center*

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Victoria: Dude, you need to get yourself some anger management.

Nathaniel: I don’t have an anger problem! *Throws a car at Victoria*

Victoria: Whoa! *Quickly dodges*

Now for some sketches

[twistedstoryteller]

A Linked Universe Modern AU

I came up with an AU and I haven’t seen anyone else ran with this exact type of AU(yeah I seen modern aus of LU, just not the exact one I’m doing) I’m doing for the fandom yet so. For this I’ll do it myself, and call this AU

✨Magical Nine Courages✨

I know real original[/sar]. There’s the fact I made it kinda magical girl like too(mix of Precure and Sailor Moon plus some Tokyo Mew Mew, maybe super hero girls and power rangers/super sentai too?). So yeah. Now basic story or gist AHEM

The chain or the team of Links have technically long had their adventures and met each other, plus long ended the reincarnation cycle/curse thanks to their time traveling adventure they had together. However it has long faded into history all the way to modern day in the kingdom of Hyrule(aka everything we have now they have too, like phones, cars, and the most wonderful ✨internet✨[COUGH TUMBLR TOO COUGH] difference is that they technically still have ✨magic✨) and people are still trying to put together their history and better understand them(especially the most famous nine heroes depicted in them). Of course this peace couldn’t last forever, someone wants to bring back Ganon and wreck havoc once again. This of course is bad, very bad, as one certain high school gets attacked by some kind of overpowered monster(which first of all, monsters should be NO WHERE near the city or heck even in it. Second that monster shouldn’t be as OP as heck too). If only there are heroes that can stand up to such a threat, just like the legendary heroes of courage. Well, they are out there. They just need to be called on again ————————————————————————

Characters

Heroes

Villains

Others

Locations

Central Hyrule City

Central Castle High

Key Info

How do the powers work? What’s Hyrule Royal Family like in this exact AU?

Storyline

(Coming soon, please wait in the meantime 🙏)

Others

Headcanons for this AU

Incorrect Quotes for this AU

(The Links to the rest of these are coming soon, heck maybe I’ll add more later)

[your-pal-nebula]

Villain School Argues About Pots

(Really long Incorrect quote I thought of that is originally from the YouTube video "Reddit's Stupidest Arguements" by Matt Rose)

Coach: My friend and I once got into a huge fight over how deep a pan can get before it becomes a pot. It took half an hour before we realized what we were arguing about

Razzle Dazzle: Pan has one handle, pot has two.

Invisi-Bill: Invisi-Bill definitely has pots with more than one handle.

BLHG: I always thought a pan has the long handle and pots had no handle or two looped handles.

Ms. Question: No handle? That's like cooking on expert, yes?

Timmy Tim Bo: Never seen a pot with two handles in my life.

RD: It's literally the first Google image for "pot".

BLHG: Once sauce becomes soup, obviously.

Ms. Question: But if you make soup in a saucepan, is it still soup? Would sauce in a soup pan become soup?

Coach: Pan is square, pot is circle.

RD: Three inches is sautee pan, four inches is a pot.

Timmy Tim Bo: If it's three and half inches is it jacuzzi for guinea pigs?

Coach: Every pot is a pan, not every pan is a pot.

Whammer: ARE YOU SAYING THE WHAMMER COOKS HIS BAKED BEANS IN A FUCKING PAN?!?! YOU DAFT WANKER

[indecisive-dizzy]

I’ve been thinking too much about my Spider Daisey au so have some incorrect quotes for the main group :D

Eddie: Thanks for opening my message and not responding. 
Howdy: All good bro, any time. 
Eddie: Fuck you.

Howdy: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. 
Daisey: That's great, Howdy. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Howdy, staring upwards: So, Daisey broke up with me… haha… 
Eddie: Why are you looking up? 
Howdy: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

Frank: Hey, Howdy, how are you doing? 
Howdy: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. 
Frank: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! 
Howdy: Yup! 
Frank: I lost my phone and my cat died. 
Howdy: Hey, not bad compared to last week. 
Frank: I know right! 
Eddie: Are they okay? 
Daisey: I don’t think they are.

Frank: And what did we learn, Daisey? 
Daisey: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Howdy looks around at the wanted posters to see if they’re on any of them.* 
Frank: Howdy, are you a criminal? 
Howdy: Not here, I’m not!

Howdy: Truth or dare? 
Eddie: Truth! 
Howdy: Do you- 
Frank: I dare you to kiss me. 
Eddie: *kisses Frank* 
Julie, to Daisey: They said “truth”, right?

*While planning to break in somewhere* 
Howdy: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" 
Daisey: What? 
Howdy: "Get Help." 
Daisey: No. 
Howdy: C'mon, you love it! 
Daisey: I hate it. 
Howdy: It's great! It works every time! 
Daisey: It's humiliating. 
Howdy: Do you have a better plan? 
Daisey: No. 
Howdy: We're doing it! 
Daisey: We are not doing "Get Help!" 
*A Minute Later* 
Howdy, carrying Daisey: Get help! Please! They're dying! Help Them! *throws Daisey at guards, knocking them out* 
Howdy: Ahh, classic! 
Daisey: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. 
Howdy, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

Daisey: Nothing feels better than winning Monopoly. Not love, not friendship, not free pizza, nothing! 
Julie: I’m sorry, have you tried pizza? 
Daisey: Yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate. 
Howdy: I like you.

Daisey: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? 
Howdy: Peonies, why? 
Daisey: 
Howdy: Were you going to get me flowers? 
Daisey: 
Howdy: 
Daisey: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Howdy, teaching Eddie to drive: Okay, you're driving and Frank and Daisey walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? 
Eddie: Oh, definitely Daisey. I could never hurt Frank. 
Howdy, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

Frank: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F... 
Frank: ...How did I fail being born?

Eddie: You’re not gonna shoot a puppy, are you Howdy!? 
Howdy: Yeah, in the face, why?

Daisey, as Misumena: As usual, Misumena has to save the day! 
Howdy, as Green Goblin: As usual, Malachite has to hear about it.

(I’m giving Howdy’s Green Goblin character the name Malachite)

Frank: Oh, fiddlesticks. 
Eddie: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

I need to use Julie more in this au, I barely think about her ;-;

HAHAAA Oh these are good!

Don't worry Frank I also failed being born lmao

Love Malachite for Howdy's villain name ugh it's so cool!

and the last one,, I can hear it so perfectly I love how it oddly fits them both haha!!

[unpopularvivian]

Incorrect Ttte Quotes 260 Captain Underpants Edition:

George: Yo! Mr. Furness!

Edward: Mmm? Oh, it's you two. What's up?

Harold: So, we haven't seen Melvin for a while and we're thinking he got kidnapped by some villain.

George: Yeah! Mostly because he never skips school! I really don't know how he doesn't get bored of this place!

Edward: Well, uhhhhhh..... I dropkicked him. 😅

George and Harold: .....WHAT?!?!

*Flashback*

Melvin: Are you helping these clowns publish their comics?!?

Edward: Yeah? Because this school is boring.

Melvin: Well, since you have broken one of the most important rules in this school. That is: Never help ANY of the students that are trying to provide joy, I am going to-

*Edward then jumps up and kicks Melvin in the face*

Edward: Hell no, I am not getting fired from this job.

*Present*

George and Harold internally: Oh god, did he dropkick Mr. Krupp too???

[misfitclassismyfreetherapy]

Three words. What. the. fuck.

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I knew this shit was going to go down bigger than the other arcs. The deviculum arc seemed more of a life-changing event rather than the usual amazing arcs that Mairuma has but- seriously I went out for school for one week. One week of not seeing the manga and this shit already goes down.

Trust me, I'm not ready for Azz-kun to know yet! I much rather read fanfics about it. My heart can't take this shit yet. I rather to die than knowing IruAzz friendship is over. Also Baal, an amazing villain but WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

(This is the part where I'm having an emotional breakdown with myself so if you want to skip, scroll until you find this  🌈  emoji. Also Kirio slander up ahead)

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WHY? WHY NOW? WHY NOT LATER? WHY IS THIS SHIT HAPPENING SO EARLY?

Also Kirio if this ends their amazing ass friendship I will seriously put him in a torture chamber. IDFC if he enjoy it. I much rather cut his arms and leg off than caring what his stupid bullshitting horny motherless nonexisting brain thinks- Fuck his horny piece of shit.

Iruazz better survive or else I'm going to riot. My boy Iruma will never EVER be the same without Azz-kun. Mark my words.

( My mood swings go pretty fast so it only last about 5 seconds. )

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 🌈 Done  🌈 

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So this chapter has been an emotional rollercoaster for me, someone could have given me the warning that this shit was about to go down. Anywho, I bet that something/someone is going to disturb Kirio anyway. I'm going to read some IruAzz fanfics to calm me down.

I was planning to post Mairuma Incorrect Quotes #2 but I seriously need a break right now. I'll do that next week. Also mood.

Exactly bruh-exactly.

[totally-not-an-awkward-okapi]

Adria Toomes seemed like an easy target for bullying. She presented her engineering work as rarely as possible and never seemed confident in any of it.

Her classmates at Empire State very quickly learned that it was in fact because she’s a chronic perfectionist when she took all their designs, fixed all the obvious flaws and shortcomings, then presented those revisions to the class in the same stuttery “I thought y-you could do better here and here-re.” way she presented all her work.

They called her a vulture. She argued that was incorrect as vultures only eat dead, stagnant things and they still had time to improve. They did not take this as the inspirational quote she meant it as.

Adria was not popular.

But then Green Goblin attacked the school, abandoned his glider while fighting Spider-Man, and she saw all the same flaws she’d worked out of her classmates' designs.

For all his redesigns and rebrands, the Goblin’s tech still hadn’t changed in all the time he’d been fighting Spider-Man. There was also clearly plenty of money behind it, so it wasn’t a lack of resources that kept it this way. The Green Goblin’s designs were stagnant. And Adria didn’t just want to be a vulture this time.

Adria wanted to be The Vulture.

She wouldn’t consider herself a superhero. Sticking up for the little guys a plus, but she attacks super villains because she wants to tear into their tech, not because it’s her responsibility. In fact, she’s just waiting for the next big slander story against Spider-Man so she can finally tear into his gadgets.

(Spidey can only hope that he can explain or she can figure out where his tech ends and his body begins before she rips into something he can’t replace as easily as a web shooter…)

[sarucane]

OFMD Spiral Parallel Analysis 45: Izzy Being Wrong 3

Intro: What I love most about how season 2 builds on season 1 of OFMD is the spiral narrative structure. Ground is repeatedly and explicitly re-trod from season 1 to season 2, but in season 2 everything goes deeper than season 1. Meanings are shuffled, emotions are stronger and truer, and transformation is showcased above everything. The first season plucks certain notes, then the second season plucks the same ones--but louder, and then it weaves them together to create a symphony.

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In the first two posts I wrote in this series, I had this whole clever thing where Izzy's wrongness fell into two categories

Izzy's directly wrong: He makes a statement that is factually incorrect or proved wrong by later events within the same episode

Izzy's indirectly wrong: he demonstrates a profoundly inaccurate understanding, which is later contradicted by his own character development and/or by the show's overall narrative itself.

And then I got to episode 6 and the categories broke down, because (as so often happens, god bless 'em) the writers of this brilliant insane gay pirate comedy thoroughly outsmarted me.

As Episode 6 digs deeper into the dynamics between the characters, Izzy's continues to be wrong--but I think it stops being useful to divide Izzy's incorrectness into categories. In the second half of this season, Izzy operates under certain Category 1 directly wrong ideas of what is and is not happening to characters in the story; he then comes to category 2 conclusions, which simply miss the point.

In the early part of the story, Izzy's wrongness was more or less understandable. Thinking Stede was a moron or that pirates can only retire through death is ultimately wrong, but Izzy was reaching a reasonable and relatively unbiased conclusion with the evidence available to him. But as the drama intensifies, and the other characters develop--leaving him behind--Izzy's wrongness intensifies to maintain his denial, and he gets further and further away from the deeper truths around him.

Episode 6

This is another episode where Izzy is the villain to triumph over, and another episode that starts with Izzy being right and goes downhill from there.

These quotes neatly highlight the limits of Izzy's understanding of the situation (that he's the villain in a romcom). In episodes 6-9, Izzy operates on a long succession of factually incorrect assumptions. These assumptions are only possible because Izzy is self-blinding, because he wants to maintain the status quo that was working for him or to get a promotion (an intensification of the status quo). And it's not really a surprise that he'd be this far off: he spent all three of the last episodes being obviously wrong.

And all that being said, despite the fact that he's a villain this year and a right homophobic asshole to boot--every time I take still images of Izzy being wrong, he tends to just look scared and sad. Which is rather a stronger driver of denial than anger or outrage.

Poor asshole.

So this is a "no Izzy it isn't" old school "you're wrong" moment.

And now we're at "repressed homosexuality" moment, that sort of foreshadows what's going to happen to Izzy in this episode. He doesn't get what's going on, he's too caught up in his own shit to do anything but fumble around scared and looking in the wrong direction.

Also he's letting Ed out of the harness wrong, so "factually wrong" back to Category 1.

Izzy now reveals a false assumption: Ed's connection to Stede is shallow Never mind that Fang's about to burst into tears over an actual pet, which is in fact long dead. If Stede goes away, Izzy figures the feelings and personality changes will go away too. But Stede's more complex than a dog (NOTHING AGAINST DOGS), and Ed's relationship with him is more complex than a pet. Izzy's wrong in thinking that this intervention will lead to the outcome he wants.

Izzy's attempting to use the past to overpower the present, here. At some point in the past, Ed said that love makes people weak. And these are pirates, violent men in a violent world, so weakness is bad. The idea that Ed was wrong, or that he might be able to change his mind--not even worth mentioning. Ed hasn't even noticed it consciously yet.

Well now he's just lying, category 1 old school again.

That's not how being in love works, Iz. Stede's not a doggy (AGAIN DOGS ARE THE BESTEST NOTHING AGAINST DOGGOS THEY'RE JUST LESS COMPLEX THAN PEOPLE)

Izzy already showed his wrong assumption about Ed's bond to Stede, but now he demonstrates how that extends to Stede himself: he believes that Stede is neither clever nor special. That Stede is unworthy of someone like Ed.

Izzy doesn't lie at all in this scene, yet he completely misleads Stede for his own aims. He wants Stede to do the fuckery so Ed will kill Stede, because he's working under his false ideas about what that'll mean for Ed. But he's trying so hard that he ends up working against himself.

Izzy going all Mrs. Danvers on Stede actually gives Stede the idea that will deepen the bond between him and Ed well beyond something Izzy can touch. Stede adds the kraken to the fuckery because of this interaction with Izzy, and because he wants to impress Ed.

And now Izzy makes his own bed based on his assumption about Stede. And he also hints at an assumption that will become more clear in later episodes: Ed is only acting like this because of Stede, so all Izzy has to do to make the world "right" again is to get rid of Stede.

Nah, it'll be a challenge but it'll all work out, Izzy.

Episodes 7&8

Not much Izzy in these episodes, but he still manages to be super wrong.

Ed's in love, Izzy, he doesn't have a parasite.

Izzy doesn't even need to be in this episode to be wrong! And it's a good old factually inaccurate wrongness: Izzy thinks that sending Calico Jack will work to remove Ed from Stede's ship. It didn't.

Episode 9

When Izzy monologues at Ed to try to get him to let Stede die, he reveals multiple layers of wrongness. Let's start here:

Izzy's assuming that what was true then is true now, but people change. Ed changed. Izzy doesn't want to.

Izzy's characterizing making Ed watch the man he loves die painfully as "loyalty." We're now back to Izzy viewing Stede as the only obstacle in the way of a reversion to the status quo--and also we're back to thinking that love is weak, and weakness is bad. Same old shit.

Two wrongs in one line here!

Wrong 1: Ed is doing all he's done for Stede, nothing to do with "what makes Ed happy."

Wrong 2: Ed acting like this is Ed destroying himself, not Ed growing as a goddamn person.

Now Izzy's just bullshitting, because there's nothing clean about a man begging for his life, then bleeding out from being riddled with lead.

Izzy, no he does not.

Izzy throws this in later, and at this point he's just working against himself: Ed made his decision a second ago and Izzy's been The Worst today, if anything this probably cemented Ed's decision.

And now Izzy's making factually untrue statements...

...and he's also got the wrong end of the stick, because by the next morning Ivan and Fang will be front and center doing this:

Which also reveals Izzy's wrongness about what he said all the way back in Episode 4, when Ed suggested Izzy take over for him after he "retired."

Other posts in this series:

Izzy Being Wrong 4

Izzy Being Wrong 2

Izzy Being Wrong 1

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