#then i don't want it
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Dick Grayson, age 9: I hate you Bruce! You’re not my dad! I’m going to kill zucco with my bare hands!
Jason Todd, age (idk, 13?): golly gee mr Wayne this sure is a nice place you got
Jason Todd (age 19, recently resurrected): I was never the son you wanted! You wanted a replacement for dick!
Bruce Wayne (age too fucking old for this shit): *rolls up sleeve to point to several bite mark shaped scars* you wanna know how I got these scars?
bruce: all i ever wanted was a non-feral child. just one that didn't want to gruesomely murder people. took an interest in college and other noble pursuits that have nothing to do with illegal vigilantism. crochet maybe. i remember i had one, once. a wonderful, smart, bright eyed child
jason: oh YEAH. well i'm SORRY that i can't be as perfect as DICK was, with his PERFECT GRADES and his COLLEGE DEGREE and—
bruce: i could not have been more clearly talking about you
#jsyk jason was 12 babe!#dick in the background: *maniacal pixie laughter*#if your dick grayson isn't just a little unhinged and very makes people blink and re-evaluate themselves as people just by meeting him#then i don't want it#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#dc
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The fact that Hannibal kept Will's time slot empty because he knew he would come back eventually and because he couldn't bare seeing someone else sitting on Will's spot at Will's booked time
#if i won't be like that as a therapist#then i don't want it#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal nbc#hannibal series
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#then i don't want it#fuck your pay inequality#i still love you arden <3#teen wolf#teen wolf the movie#it's always my fave characters smh
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with isabel coming back 5x20 would be the perfect episode for chenford to say their first “i love you”s. 🥺💗
#*and this is icarly!#the rookie#the rookie s5#the rookie spoilers#5x20#i honestly would be so shocked if isabel's presence didn't set off lucy's demeanor at all#i lowkey hope this plants a slight seed of doubt about her and tim's relationship and the role she plays in it#cause like.. isbel was his wife....#and she's✌️'just'✌️his girlfriend#and for those reasons she doesn't feel like she has any place to voice her not wanting/being uncomfortable w/ isabel around#cause she'll just feel like she's overstepped#WHEN IN REALITY IT'S ISABEL WHO IS OVERSTEPPING LIKE GET TF OUTTA HERE LMAOOOO (jk jk)#IF SHE ISN'T GIVING TIM THE COLD SHOULDER BC SHE IS TOO CAUGHT UP IN HER OWN ANXITIES ABT ISABEL COMPARING HERSELF TO THE WOMAN HE ONCE LOVE#THEN I DON'T WANT IT#AND IF TIM DOESN'T NOTICE HIS SUNSHINEY GIRLFRIEND'S LIGHT HAS BEEN DIMMED THEN I ESPECIALLY DON'T WANT IT#HE BETTER HAVE A LONG SPEACH ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER IN THE BAG#isabel bradford#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well
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forgot how fucking badly this show blueballs you with physical affection. these men will be allowed to have one (1) hug every 17 episodes and that's IT
#AND THERE'S SO MANY MOMENTS WHEN YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA HUG. AND THEN THEY JUST STARE AT EACH OTHER#LADS MY CROPS ARE DYING. PLEASE JUST SHARE ONE LIL HUG. FOR ME#i remember now. i used to get super frustrated about this as a teenager too. they never show physical affection and they NEVER EVER talk#about their feelings ever. it's so fucking annoying it's unreal#that's why the content i create is the way it is. if there's no hugs cheek cups nape squeezes forehead kisses hand holding#then I don't WANT it#let men hug other men 2024!!!!!!#rayrambles
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New Stellar Skin Care Routine!
Scientifically Formulated
to take 14 billion years off your face
Say goodbye to the normal, healthy signs of aging and say hello to pockets of super heated gaseous particles!
#shitpost#shitposting#satire#anti mlm#If you're not promising to make me look like the Void from when the Universe was new#then i don't want it
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no but imagine if the scripts were actually real but people started saying the writing was like a wattpad fanfiction and even bad writing (bc it was pro byler and the jancy problem) so the duffers were so embarrassed they decided to say it was fake? lmaoooo
#byler#the situation was so weird too#anyways i kinda feel bad for nick and i dont like how the duffers handle the thing either#at least we're getting official scripts scenes#but if they're not as iconic as:#HIS MOUTH DRY AS CALIFORNIA SUMMER#Mike smiles. Will BLUSHES#His face can light up a room#no! don't look at him.#i hate who i am#now it's Mike who doesn't get it#Will turns to a window full of emptiness that goes on forever#He STIFFLES HIS SOBS fuly resigned to knowing he's just ripped off the Band-Aid#THEN I DON'T WANT IT#these will forever be real in my heart
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Ooh, let's talk about chemistry
'Cause I'm dying to melt through
To the heart of her molecules
Till the particles part like holy water
If anything
She's an undiscovered element
Either born in hell or heaven-sent
Either way I'm into it
She's not acid nor alkaline
Caught between black and white
Not quite either day or night
She's perfectly misaligned
I'm caught up in her design
And how it connects to mine
I see in a different light
The objects of my desire
#real talk#if my next relationship does not meet this level of whatever the hell this is#then i don't want it#i'd rather be alone#sleep token#alkaline#Spotify
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Me, finding a book to read: This better have romance in it. I am NOT reading it if it doesn't have romance
Me, upon reading: What the hell is this romance? You're distracting the plot and it is unnecessary, GET OUT OF MY BOOK
#if the romance is not well executed#then i don't want it#and if the love interest is just there to be the love interest#then get the hell out pf the book you unnecessary germ#usually fantasy book did this to me#i am enjoying it so much#and then the romance come and ruin it all#like The Wounded Kingdom is so good#but the romance make the mc an idiot#and she die in the end anyway so what's the point?#but i do love romance in my book especially fantasy 😭😭#but it's hard to find the right one#cradle barely have any romance at all#but i still enjoy it immensely#because the love interest is not a love interest#she is a badass#and easily my most fav character
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Good morning everybody
#chatgpt#generative ai#get fucked get fucked get fucked I hope they win#I don't care about GRRM winning. I just want chatGPT to LOSE
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
#art#artists on tumblr#bitches will say ''in what context are these colors pretty''#and then post the delicate hues of sunlight filtering through the leaves of a forest in late springtime#edit: censored the other op bc some of yall are starting to scare me and i don't want them getting harassed#and as long as im here. stop telling me it's the shrek colors i know it's the shrek colors#everybody and their mother has already mentioned it's the shrek colors
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
#buny text#I'm fine i've just been staying up too late playing bg3 the past few nights#and then wanting to wake up before noon so my parents don't say anything rude to me so i end up getting less sleep to facilitate that#and it's catching up to me#i feel like this explanation maybe undermines my previous statement of 'I'm fine' a bit but I'm fine i promise#look at my lop posts boy
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The math just adds up!
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#I always loved how chapter 27 ends with them both so bloody and 28 starts with them in the bath.#not just because of how iconic the bathtub moment is but because you know they had to scrap off so much gore first.#I think everyone in the party took a very long and methodical bath but Falin was basically *all* blood*.#Being covered in blood is one of those 'just girly things' that women deserve to stop being shamed about.#I just don't think Chilchuck is progressive enough. He probably made them take a bath first B*/#Okay jestering aside I want to just highlight -#The magnitude of Marcille's joy at seeing her dearest friend again! Of holding her and sharing her presence in the same room!#Something about this reunion feels like a beautiful dream you are afraid of waking up from...
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truly cannot wait for tim and lucy to slow cook together in that crock-pot they call a shop. they are going to marinate in so much romantic tension, i'm so here for it.
#*and this is icarly!#the rookie#the rookie s5#5x08#tim bradford#lucy chen#chenford#otp: you know me so well#at least until whenever the neck bomb drams starts up#i just hope they don't jump into that chaos right away#it's the first time that they'll be riding together since everything that's gone down#i need them to be every bit as awkward around each other as they were 3x09 after lucy fake confessed#... only this time the tension needs to be REAL!!!!!!#if they both aren't silently trying to figure out how to fill this awkward sort of gap between them...#and cutting each other off when they finally think of something to say....#then i don't want it
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Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.
#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up#but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex#even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass#im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex#it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone
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