#there are many people that are qouted here

[nadiv22]

My favorite quotes from civ VI

TECHNOLOGY

“No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.” – Plutarch

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” – Will Rogers

“I AM FOND OF PIGS. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston S. Churchill

“Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner?” – Merle Travis

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.” – Will Rogers

“I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” – Arthur C. Clarke

“Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.” -W. H. Auden

“I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth, I knew not where.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.” -Mark Twain

“I’m also interested in creating a lasting legacy … because bronze will last for thousands of years.” – Richard MacDonald

“MONEA, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – Helen Gurley Brown

“A man on a horse is spiritually as well as physically bigger than a man on foot.” – John Steinbeck

“The Lord made us all out of iron. Then he turns up the heat to forge some of us into steel.” – Marie Osmond

“I cannot imagine any condition which would cause a ship to founder … Modern shipbuilding has gone beyond that.” – Capt. E.J. Smith, RMS Titanic

“Create with the heart; build with the mind.” – Criss Jami

“One man’s ‘magic’ is another man’s engineering.” – Robert Heinlein

“There is no easy way to train an apprentice. My two tools are example and nagging.” – Lemony Snicket

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” – Malcolm Forbes

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” – Aristotle

“Rocks in my path? I keep them all. With them I shall build my castle.” – Nemo Nox

“Not all who wander are lost.” – J.R.R. Tolkien

“People can have the Model T in any color – so long as it’s black.” – Henry Ford

“The pen might not be mightier than the sword, but maybe the printing press is heavier than the siege weapon. Just a few words can change everything.” – Terry Pratchett

“Astronomy’s much more fun when you’re not an astronomer.” – Brian May

“If facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.” – Albert Einstein

“No one starts a war – or rather, no one in his senses ought to do so – without first being clear in his mind what he intends to achieve by that war and how he intends to conduct it.” – Karl von Clausewitz

“Science owes more to the steam engine than the steam engine owes to science.” – Lawrence Henderson

“Bolt actions speak louder than words.” – Craig Roberts

“Never criticize a rifleman until you have walked a mile in his shoes. That way, he’ll be barefoot and you’ll be out of range.” – The 2nd Target Company

“For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return.” – Leonardo da Vinci

“If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.” – Chuck Yeager

“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.” – Earl Wilson

“Chemists do not usually stutter. It would be very awkward if they did, seeing that they have at times to get out such words as methylethylamylophenylium.” – Sir William Crookes

“If God had really intended men to fly, He’d make it easier to get to the airport.” – George Winters

“Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets.” – George Patton

“There may be no forgiveness for polyester. On this one matter, Satan and the Lord are in agreement.” – Joe Hill

“I’m a big laser believer – I really think they are the wave of the future.” – Courteney Cox

"Even though the future seems far away, it is actually beginning right now.” – Mattie Stepanek

CIVICS

“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid.” — Colonel David Hackworth

“A strong economy begins with a strong, well-educated workforce.”– Bill Owens “Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future, too.” – Marcus Aurelius

“It was luxuries like air conditioning that brought down the Roman Empire. With air conditioning their windows were shut; they couldn’t hear the barbarians coming.” – Garrison Keillor

Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.” – William Shakespeare

“Invincibility lies in the defense; the possibility of victory in the attack.” – Sun Tzu

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

“A good navy is not a provocation to war. It is the surest guaranty of peace.” – Theodore Roosevelt

“In democracy it’s your vote that counts; in feudalism it’s your count that votes.” – Mogens Jallberg

“There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain unless they have cheated a merchant.” – Anatole France

“You can’t go around arresting the Thieves’ Guild. I mean, we’d be at it all day!” – Terry Pratchett

“Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government … You can’t expect to wield supreme power just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!” – Monty Python

“In diplomacy there are two kinds of problems: small ones and large ones. The small ones will go away by themselves, and the large ones you will not be able to do anything about.” – Patrick McGuinness

“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.” – Robert Frost

“New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.” – John Locke

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” – Douglas Adams

“Destroying rainforest for economic gain is like burning a Renaissance painting to cook a meal.” – Edward Wilson

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.” -Mark Twain

“Sports do not build character. They reveal it.” – Heywood Broun

“A good plan violently executed right now is far better than a perfect plan executed next week.” – George S. Patton

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” – John F. Kennedy

“Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” -Jane Austen

“I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.” –Albert Einstein

[merowkittie]

ATSV INCORRECT QOUTES ☆ !!

This includes x reader and character x character (not in a ship way)

Miguel: Do we have any orange juice left?

Hobie: *pours the remaining juice into their cup*

Hobie: Sorry, we’re all out.

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You: *sees someone doing something stupid*

You: What an idiot.

You: *realizes it's Miles*

You: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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You: Pavitr ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Pavitr: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

You: …

You: I wrote sanitize, Pav.

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You: My life is a mess.

Miguel: You relax, go get a beer.

You: I don’t want a beer.

Miguel: Who said it was for you?

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Peter B Parker: I've connected the two dots.

Miguel: You didn't connect shit.

Peter B Parker: I've connected them.

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*The gang is learning CPR on a test dummy.*

Gwen: So, assessing the situation. Are they breathing?

Hobie: No, Gwendy. They are not breathing. And they have no arms or legs.

Gwen: No, that’s not part of it—

Hobie: Where are they? You know what.. If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Miles: I would want to live with no legs.

Hobie: How about no arms? No arms or legs is basically how you exist right now, Miles. You don’t do anything.

Gwen: All right, well, lets get back to it. ‘Cause you’re losing him.

Hobie: *pumps frantically*

Gwen: Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute.

Hobie: Okay, that’s uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?

Pavitr: How’s that gonna help you?

Hobie: I will divide and then count to it.

Pavitr: Right.

Gwen: Okay. Well, a good trick is to pump to the tune of ‘Staying Alive’ by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

Hobie: Yes, yes I do. I love that song. *clears throat, begins to sing* First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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Pavitr: I told Hobie to grab snacks for everyone.

Gwen , looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?

*Pavitr, Hobie, and Miles raise their hands*

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*In a horror movie situation*

Hobie: I've got no service in my phone here.

Pavitr: Shoot, my battery just died.

Gwen : Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Miles: Guys, my phone is a book.

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You, to Gwen : We had a date!

You: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*

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Hobie: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

You: I wrote you a poem.

Hobie, already crying: You did?

Smth simple until I post an actual fic <3 im sorry for keeping you guys waiting sm I have terrible time management 😭

[historia-jaeger]

Avoid the obvious. - The Jeankasa discussion

I'm basing my contribution on this article here because it picks up on the theories I've already heard and has a few new ones up its sleeve. ~*~ The first big discussion sparked this picture:

Mikasa is seen visiting Eren's grave, with a man and child with her. Judging by his clothes and hairstyle, one could assume that this man is Jean. The Child is adoptet-Theory: The first thing that comes to mind when I see Mikasa with a man and children is: She is married and has children. But there are also people who actually believe that Mikasa got the baby from Historia's orphanage... I can't really refute it. So I'll leave it like that.

This scene has now been animated in a fairly small format. But you can see the color of the hair and the color of the suit. Here, too, it is easy to conclude that it is Jean.

The Man is to tall to be Jean-Theory: Based on the second scene, in which the man runs across the hills with Mikasa, he is estimated to be a little taller than Jean. You can see from the grave scene in the manga, that the man is exactly Jean's size. Especially because the man appears taller in one scene, because the landscape is sloping and he is therefore walking on a higher level like Mikasa and therefore appears a bit taller.

Source There are two different versions of the scene where Mikasa lies in the grave. In the manga, she lies in a bed as lilies. she has her hands folded in front of her chest. In the anime, Mikasa wears a ring on her ring finger and her grave is made of roses. These same roses are also on her chest. The flower-theory: The flower theory includes two versions. The one with the white lily and the one with the four roses. According to the "White Lily Theory", these symbolize Mikasas purity. Says that she hasn't slept with any other man and will remain loyal to Eren until death. Qoute: They are chosen for both weddings and funerals and symbolize the renewal of the soul. They can represent purity, commitment and rebirth, so they are often used to express compassion. - Source To make it short. Lilies are grave flowers. That´s why they´re put in Mikasa's grave and not to highlight her chastity.

Four roses means "Nothing will come between us", so Mikasa will love no one exept Eren. Okay. Is this is the right meaning, as I found out myself. Source But I see one or two Roses und two other Blooms on this Grave...

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Besides, you never know what colors the roses were. This is also important to know. Therefore I would rule out this theory. The ring of purity-theory: Mikasa wears a ring on her ring finger that looks like a wedding ring. But opponents of Jeankasa claim it would is a chastity ring. Unfortunately, that can't work, because Attack on Titan obviously takes place in Germany. The last date I could record was the year 850. Source

The “True Love Waits” movement, which also included the chastity ring, only became active in Germany in the 21st century. So in our current era. Source

The pioneer of the chastity ring was the chastity belt: There is no clear evidence that the chastity belt was already known in the Middle Ages. It is believed to be a myth that was invented and spread in the Baroque period to paint the picture of the “Dark Ages”. Other stories say that the chastity belt was invented by the Doges of Venice in order to effectively collect tax debts from prostitutes. Source

So it's pretty unlikely that Mikasa wears a chastity ring. In that case it would probably be a wedding ring. The Hairstyle-Theory: It is often said that you can't even know that it is Jean, because many people have that hairstyle. For example, Armin, who is often portrayed as Mikasa's grief companion. To underline this, antis often use such images:

Source In one picture Armin's hair is flying back and in the other picture Armin has actually pinned his hair back. But let's be honest, folks. When you have two people to choose from. Jean and Armin. Who will you choose then? Someone who has this hairstyle naturally or someone who doesn't usually have this hairstyle except in a picture?

Especially because Armin must have had a really big growth spurt to be Jean's size. But fine. Let's play a round of "Choose the Color":

All in all, it also depends a little on the exposure. But which hair color is closer to that of the man at the grave? Armin's or Jean's? The man's hair color is ash blonde. A color that not everyone in Attack on Titan has either. So... It can't be Armin but obiously Jean. ~*~ Other arguments: Jean whould never betray Eren with marrieng Mikasa: Did Jean make such a vow? - No. And I don't need to cite any evidence that Jean was definitely in love with Mikasa. Mikasa only rejected him, because she was in love with Eren and he accepted that too. But Eren is dead. Why shouldn't he be allowed to marry Mikasa? In the AOT-Guidebook it´s stated that Mikasa's martial status is single: When is the book from and how old was Mikasa? Prove please. Mikasa loves Eren because of what is written on Eren's grave, her scarf, because she let herself be buried next to Eren, and so further: I don't understand this concept of "just one or the other". Just because Mikasa loves Jean and has a family with him doesn't mean she has to give up her feelings for Eren. She is still allowed to mourn him, think about him and talk about him with others? I don't understand how things like this are always taken as evidence of "Mikasa only loves Ereh." And Mikasa can be happy without Jean, but she can also be happy with Jean. So why does the obvious always have to be downplayed? WHY Mikasa has to be with no one exept EREN? Her hidden Bandages: Why should the bandages be evidence that Mikasa didn't pass the symbol on them to her children? Maybe she doesn't want to present the symbol to everyone. Maybe she doesn't want to pass it on to her children? Maybe she had already passed it on to her "adopted" children and still covered her arms? How do you know that those in the picture are even bandages?

~*~ It makes sense that Mikasa is married to Jean and has children. Family has always been very important to Mikasa. Especially because she lost her family twice. It was only thanks to Eren that she threw herself into the fight against the Titans. As you could tell from her dream with Eren, she preferred a simple life to fighting. She cut her hair, because Eren wanted it that way. It was supposed to protect her from the Titans. Jean, on the other hand, found this so beautiful about her. Anyone who wasn't struck with blindness could clearly see that Jean was in love with Mikasa and knew that his feelings were not reciprocated. But this certainly changed after Eren's death. Jean also dreamed of having a family with Mikasa and the child in Mikasa's arms looks a lot like a baby.

It is quite logical to conclude from this dream that there is a real wedding. Why would Isayama bother to draw a family when it really isn't a family? Then he could have easily drawn Mikasa alone at Eren's grave. But he didn't. Mikasa is married and the first candidate for a husband would be Jean. Not Armin, not Farmer-Kun or some random guy. JEAN. ~*~ Thanks for reading.

[shelbgrey]

Might i request an Egon Spengler and a nerdy dorky kinda reader that knows a lot about the paranormal, or is a parapsychologist like them in general?

Two Nerds falling in love headcanons:

Paring: Egon spengler x Nerdy!Venkman!Reader

Summary: headcanons about Egon falling in love with Peter Venkman's Nerdy little sister.

💚MasterList 💚dating mood board

I think you guys would be clueless to your feelings, like they're obviously there and everyone can see It expect you two.

Your really in the paranormal, your old brother Peter would always tell you stuff about the poltergeists and ghosts and soon enough you were studying and were obsessed with it as well.

It was no suprise that the team was impressed by your knowledge of the paranormal, but no one was more impressed than Egon.

And your well... A dork, and there's nothing wrong with that. Your extremely smart and just passionate about the things you love.

[pausing and currently breaking the 4th wall] I'm a dork, so I don't get upset by this label, dorks are amazing people to be around.

Any-who, like Egon your a quiet person, but if the conversation brings up something you love you'll be talking to that person about it for hours. It also helps if your used to the person too.

There was one night you and Ray had a long conversation about Scooby-Doo where are you? And The Twilight Zone.

Egon I very reserved and quiet guy, it's rare for him to give in to human urges or emotions, so it didn't go unnoticed to Peter and the others how he'd turn red in the cheeks at just the mere sight of you.

Without realizing it he fell for your brain and knowledge first, you'd often a company him in the Lab and quickly cought on to how the protonpacks work and how to repair the damaged ones.

Your also very passionate about ghosts and haunted places, you go out of your way to find cool abandoned place that could be haunted. At first Peter found it bizarre but found it cool when you found a haunted amusement park.

“do you all think we can take a trip to Colorado and see if the overlook hotel is really haunted?” you asked.

Egon remembers the little things and that's one of the things that made your relationship special. He remembered you bring up the overlook hotel and he took you a vacation to see it.

Speaking of ghosts, you had a strange sympathy for Slimer, he was the only ghost you encountered that was no harm to anyone. The green dude was just eating.

Your also a movie nerd, you'll qoute movies on calls and 9 times out of 10 Egon won't understand. This ment you guys will have many movie nights in your future.

“I don't understand that reference”

“I know you don't, that's going on the list too”

It got to the point in your relationship that you'd flirt without relizing it... Or how ever how nerdy people flirt.

Your brother Peter is always teasing you, even before you guys started dating. To him he's know from day one that you guys liked each other, he'd always have a snide commit like, “He’s dying…” Peter said sadly. “He asked us to bring him here so he could see you one last time and tell you that he lo—ow!” He yelped when Ray smacked him with the rag he was using to clean the protonpacks after a call.

But, your brother got tired of it, the consent glances you'd sneek and how Egon desperately tried to find the right words to flatter you with.

“Hey, sis, you busy Saturday night?” Peter asked one night. “no?”

“Egon, you busy?” he asked. “I'm not”

“good, because I am... You two go out and have a good time”

Yeah your brother asked Egon out on a date for you. Neither one of you knew how to proses what your brother did but it didn't stop you guys from going out.

It was awkwardly sweet, you guys went to a musem and just talked the who time.

“when it comes to things like this I'm not good with words, but y/n I do have an attraction to you... You just make my life more enjoyable”

You kissed his cheek which made you both blushed. “I like you too Egon”

After your some what of a confession, Egon got more comfortable expressing his emotions to you, and you only.

You both didn't have the best childhoods. Egon's parents didn't let him be a kid and often only cared about if he got an equation right. With yours, well they weren't around much after their devorce and you once told Egon that Peter practically raised you.

After he told you and Ray about the slinky he straightend, you took him to a toy store to get him something cool. You got him a toy airplane and stuffed giraffe.

They both set on a self in his lab so he can see it everyday. He fell deeper in love you when you went out of your way to make him feel loved.

He didn't relize how touch starved he was till he met you, usually he didn't really like it but when you started holding his hand or hugging him from behind on the lab he couldn't help but crave more.

“I'd like another hug... Please?”

You'll give him all the hugs he wants and more.

Kissing took a while to enter the relationship, you were both shy and suprisenly Egon instigated it. He'd give a kiss good-bye on the forehead before a call or he'll kiss your cheek in the early mornings before he heads to the lab.

Peter also goes out of his way to tell embarrasing stories about you. “ya know, when y/n was four I told her if she ate the Fortune out of the fortune cookie it'll come true, she totally ate the paper!” he laughed, you'd turne red when Egon heard it. Egon smiled softly and just wanted to hear more about you.

There will always be an ongoing fight about him not getting enough sleep, you love him and you don't want him spending all night in his lab but he'll always be like, “I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.”

When he's clearly tired but still trying to not to be wrong you'll not give up and try to persuade him to come to bed with you “But, Love, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.”

“O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??” he asked.

“I-is it working?” he knows your just trying to look out for him and eventually he will break down and follow you to bed you share in the Firehouse.

He is very gentle boyfriend and taking care of you as softened his heart a lot. He's type of man to cover you with a blanket when you fall asleep on the couch after kissing your forehead. Or carry you to bed if you fall asleep at your desk in the Lab.

He is amazed by you, even if you breathe he's like a love sick puppy. Everything you do just makes him fall even harder for you. Something as little as using the Dewy desim system to organize your guys book collection just amazes him or something as simple as organizing the snack cabinet.

Egon loves and needs physical affection. After every call, no matter how messy you guys are he will instantly engulfs you in a the biggest hug. Or if your working on something in the Lab and he needs a cuddle break, he'll stand behind you and wrap his arms around your waist and rest his chin on your shoulder so he can watch you work.

When he dose come to bed you guys are always cuddling or close to each other. If your not cuddling and he's sleeping on his stomach, your draped over his back using him as a pillow.

You both wear glasses and sometimes if there's a call in the middle of the night you two will get them switched up in midst of running around getting ready. You both have similar prescriptions so you won't notice until Peter says something.

Peter couldn't stop laughing the first time it happened because at the time your glasses were purple.

Even though your pretty smart, Egon dose say things that even you need a dictionary to know what he's saying. You know scientific names but sometimes your mouth works faster than your brain and words like 'swabie thing' comes out instead of swab.

“I need a... A Swabie thing to get a sample with”

“a what?” Egon asks as you digged in the drawers of your lab.

You guys are an unstoppable force in the Lab, you two just woke well together and have your own methods.

I don't know if he's the marriage type, but just know he won't leave your side. He'll get possessed by a spirit before he'll leave you.

[arson-09]

A court of frost and starlight is (subjectively) the worse book in the sjm world. Especially when it comes to mental illness

The first half of chapter 11 is fucking disgusting. I think i geniunely hate sjm a little after this chapter.

Rhysand is literally kicking a man while hes down. Tamlin is depressed. Hes not taking care of himself or his home and is clearly at rock bottom. His home is empty and as stated at the end of the chapter theres no wards around his manor to protect him

"But as I winnowed away, the dark wind ripping through me, a strange sort of hollowness took root in my stomach. Tamlin didn't have shields around the house. None to prevent anyone from winnowing in, to guard against enemies appearing in his bedroom and slitting his throat. It was almost as if he was waiting for someone to do it."

I can quote the entire chapter to point and say HEY THIS IS FUCKING GROSS WRITING! She worte a clearly depressed and ill man but hey! its okay rhysand said really bad shit to him because we LOVE rhysand in this house! to qoute feyre hes usually the bigger male so hes entitled to a slipup!

except hes not. thats not a slip up thats purposefully trying to trigger a man you know has anger issues so you have an excuse to kill him. That is quite literally what kids used to do to me when i was younger, thats being a fucking bully. Rhysand is not a good person, quite the opposite actually. Rhysand also states that "he had been given everything and squandered it." which is not completely true! (Given tamlins backstory and how he feels about being high lord so *loud incorrect buzzer*) Rhysand is an extremely unreliable narrator. Example from this chapter? Rhysand asks where "his dear friend" lucien is and Tamlin tells him hes hunting and the following happens

“Hunting for our dinner.” “No taste for such things these days?” Tamlin’s eyes remained dull. “He left before I was awake.” Hunting for dinner- because there were no servants here to make food. Or buy it. I couldn’t say I felt bad for him. Only for Lucien, once again stuck with being his crony.

Where did this come from? Tamlin said lucien left before he was awake. He didnt ask him to do that.

Rhysand proceeds to purposefully say stuff to make Tamlin angry so they can fight and is surprised when Tamlin just tells him to leave. Then chapter 23 does nothing to help this. Wow tamlin has completely isolated himself after rhysand fucked him up more. But its fine cause rhysand made him dinner and got people to patrol the border.

It really hurts. I have so many of the same mental health issues as Tamlin. Seeing sjm do nothing with this but add more stigma just sucks. Yes Tamlin fucks up in acomaf (even if i cant fully comprehend that one sjm) but that isn't excuse to do this horrific mental health shit.

I am open to discussion about this more! if we have opposite opinions that okay! if you love this series to death that's great for you! as long as your at least somewhat polite I'm chill with it. If your rude i will be mean on the internet.

[asha-mage]

I'm always here for one of your 🌶️ Wheel of Time takes.

Heh. Then I shall not disappoint!

I think that while some of the criticisms folks have of the gender stuff in WoT is valid, a lot of the things people cite as objective facts/proof of Robert Jordan being a secret misogynist, is actually a case of people conflating the views and biases of Jordan's characters with his own beliefs.

One day I want to sit down and do a longer meta on the One Power, it's mythological roots, it's place in the WoT cosmology, and it's societal impact- and what the way it's written actually says about the vision of gender and sex the series presents vs what people think it says (hint: the series is not nearly as gender essentialist as folks like to claim). But for the moment I'll confine myself to this: Jordan presents the idea that, inherently, people are people first and foremost, and no singular flaw or virtue is confined to one gender, one nation, one people group, even one side of the good vs evil conflict.

Many of the same flaws that dogged male-dominated historical institutione that emphasized a higher mission, privileged tradition and entrenched power in certain closed off ways (such as the Catholic church), also dog the White Tower. Many of the foundless prejudices the patriarchy foists onto women ('they gossip to much', 'they can't be trusted with power', 'they need someone to keep them in check and on the Right Path', 'their soft hearts can't handle rough treatment') Jordan's world foists onto men just as easily- with different justifications and reason, but still as ultimately baseless. Any time someone makes a sweeping gender based judgement- the narrative almost immediately undercuts it, when it doesn't outright draw attention to the speaker being wrong (even the qoute-on-qoute 'world wise' characters like Thom deal with this).

People in Jordan's world believe that gender matters and matters a whole lot- but that belief is a self fulfilling prophecy. Virtues and flaws, sins and triumphs, victories and defeats- their all agender in Jordan's world. It's the character's belief that these things are gendered, born of their prejudices and biases, that make it seem like Jordan is making the opposite statement, when really what he's doing is asking you to think critically of yourself, and try to suss out where a character is coloring their own narrative to suit themselves, and where they aren't.

[tyanis]

Out of Context Quotes FanFic Game!

Rules:

Post funny/weird out of context quotes and/or thoughts from your fic(s) with the only context given is what character the quote is from.

Post as many or as few as you want. But maybe keep it under 50.

Tag other fic writers. You don't need to be tagged to join, however.

Optional: Add a link at the bottom to the fic(s) the qoutes and thoughts came from.

Sound good? Ok, I'll start.

Quotes under the cut. And all these are from a currently incomplete Resident Evil 2 Remake fic.

"Don't know. But I walked through there earlier and now I feel a little offended that a mythical beast was mooning me." - Leon

"Thanks, I dressed myself." - Claire

...what do I say? I was sure you were dead? I hated being here without you? Did it hurt when you fell from the fence? - Leon

"Yes, yes... if my tiny woman muscles give out over something that's less than ten pounds, I'll let ya know." - Claire

Good job, brain. Proud of you. - Claire

"Yeah but... with beer?!" - Leon

I mean, the only way I can top all that awkwardness is by blowing up. - Claire

"Ah, prom night... I can already tell this is gonna be bad." - Leon

"Look, how about this. You believe in me enough for both of us and maybe I'll succeed and not horribly maim you. Deal?" - Claire

"Now take that owl over there. Unlike you, he actually had a brain. Removed it myself..." - Irons

"Yes sweety. He blew up the car." - Claire

"Well, I'm starting to suspect I'm not gonna have a future here in Raccoon City considering everything is on fire and the populace is eating itself..." - Leon

"I was scooting around screaming like a chimp with his dick stuck in a mousetrap." - Claire

"Hey! You like my heels?! 'Cause I sure as fuck do!" - Ada

"Hey, here's a little secret, Leon. I'm kinda stupid." - Claire

A vending machine... A fucking vending machine! - Leon

"I have eyes and a memory that spans more than ten minutes." - Claire

"It made acid." - Sherry

"Ahh... just enough room, I'll probably only bump my head a few times. But that's ok, I got a pretty thick skull. Had to sacrifice a lot of brain space for that, but nobody's noticed so far." - Claire

Hey legs? I know we almost died again but maybe start working?! - Claire

"You want me to throw some toothbrushes at it?" - Leon

"Oh no, not dust! The horror! How will we ever survive?" - Claire

"You fell out the same window twice." - Leon

Whoa, hey there buddy! Where's that hand goin'?! I know you're excited to get that shotgun, but goddamn. - Claire

"I don't take orders from you. I will land on that pavement like a man!" - Leon

No, don't stop yet! I spent most of "nice comfort time" all pissed off. - Claire

"This thing is jiggling and I don't know what that means!" - Claire

"I'm not supposed to hit people with flashlights!" - Sherry

"Speaking of balls to the face... I got beaned in the head with a baseball once." - Leon

"My ass hurts." - Claire

---

And done! Sure were a lot from Claire lol. But yeah, all of these quotes came from this incomplete Cleon fic. Now, to tag people...

Let's go with @brokenangelwings22 @leonisdumbasallhell @nspired1fanfiction but anyone can join!

[40sjoyner]

HAWAII FIVE O! REWATCH;

honestly I started doing a rewatch because I'm absolutely obsessed with this show but I also realized that I don't remember a lot of things that happened or when they happened (and I'm trying to convince my friend to watch) so! I decided to just write points through the episode for myself and well why not to post it on here bc there are people like me for sure. (didn't thought to do it to the first two episodes)

I'm gonna update that through the season probably. Also the qoutes are probably not 100% correct so don't take me by word.

A lot of mcdanno moments i want to remember!

SEASON ONE :)

episode 3

dude in shark tank thanks to steve.

football game, grace meet the team!

steve talk with the governor about danny's custody issues so grace stay in hawaii (i love them you honor)

chin tell steve that steve's dad and him went to every single football game steve played, "it was officially day off" (chin was fresh out of the academy).

five o was steve number player. his dad idea.

the end of the episode they decided five o for the team name. (I genuinely didn't remember it happened like that).

episode 4

danny knee injury.

mary come to visit! (I absolutely love her)

apparently mary and steve didn't met since their mom funeral.

"how long were you married" - A prisoner to mcdanno. The first time someone tell that!

"we were invisible to this man" Mary about John. "he didn't always show us but love us" Steve to mary.

Catherine introduction.

episode 5

max introduction!!!

mary found the champ box

episode 6

we learned more about kono as her benefactor is killed, who she also see as family.

"when i say 'book him danno' it's a term of entertainment" "okay do it every day i like it"

episode 7

A guy take hostage on a ship, steve swim to go on the ship.

steve take his shirt off infronto of danny (yeah its that scene)

""you miss me, don't you?" "oh yeah, I wish you were here but you don't swim." .... "You talking to your wife?" (boat guy) "I'm talking to my partner." (second time someone compares them to a married couple! I'm starting a count with this)

The boat guy knew Steve's grandfather.

episode 8

another grace scene 

danny's ex partner from HPD, meka, was murdered.

another sang min appearance.

a lot of actors i know from different show play in this show and i forgot about this.

It's jiaying! aos fan forever and always, even tho she also played in the 100 (which is one of my fav show ever) my first reaction to her was jiaying.

Antonio from Chicago pd, again another show I'm absolutely obsessed with.

it's funny how we say to people that danny is the clam one when he literally tied a guy to the hood of the car and drove in high speed through the streets.

also five o in formal clothes are so hot.

danny and chin scene together. telling each other they're here for the other. The friendship in the show are amazing.

episode 9

nick taylor introduced, he is steve's friend and he served under him a few years in the navy.

smooth dog mcgarrett! hello

steve say that he was on the other side of those missions, he implies that he was the one who killed the high value targets.

steve say they all had a speciality, he basically say that he was a sniper. (danny ask him and he smiles as an answer)

nick is an asshole and danny knew that!

ok but for real now, the team killed so many people and it's not even ten episodes, i genuinely want to know the numbers, especially for steve. it's one of the only cop show that they kill and show so freely and no one talk about this.

five o saved a country by protecting the guy and his family! why no one remember this!!

"you have got to start doing a better job of picking your friends." "I picked you, didn't I?" (i love this scene so much, their smilesss)

[mclennonlgbt]

Hello! What can you find here? (ANTHOLOGY)

My thoughts on Lennon/McCartney a.k.a. McLennon They surely loved each other (and they did write plenty of songs for each other; for example, Paul reacted to John's rejection with songs) We can see their affection on plenty of photos and videos On the other hand, their relationship was slightly toxic But what was going between them? I'm sure John was attracted and/or in love with Paul (check this qoute as well!). How does Paul feel about it?

He was and is lovely obsessed with John Anyway, I explained my take here briefly Deep dive: Maybe he reciprocated John's romantic feelings? (John tried to told us something about it) If so, that's nothing weird about it And nothing weird that Yoko felt discomfort What's interesting, Linda seemed to be okay with it

Maybe he didn't have a label for his love?

Or maybe he just didn't (and don't) care about labels, or don't distinguish between them (which would be connected with his alleged neurodiversity)?

However, we can all agree that queerness was there (see my cinematic masterpiece)

Even if people is unwilling to reveal the whole picture (which is valid)

See this lol

Other related posts

Paul McCartney's urge to say he was sharing a bed with John Lennon What kind of future did John want for Paul and himself? I discuss McLennon's oppontents arguments

2nd part

John and Paul mirroring each other's decisions

Real Love is for Paul Films that didn't hide John's queerness

Me casually thinking about Paul's orientation

Here are my favourite McLennon media/sources

Here I wonder why Paul always deny that John was into men

My top 3 McLennon years - ranking

Queerness in the "Birth of the Beatles" (1979) - a clip

Paul was sending massages to John on every 1970s album

Did Elton John suspect McLennon?

List of neurodivergent Beatles songs

List of Paul songs inspired by music hall genre Me and my friend made Lennon/McCartney Valentine cards

My McLennon memes

Jan Peszek vs McLennon

McLennon saga in Polish

My favorite musicians

Physical, queer intimacy between 60s and 70s rockstars

McLennon vs Madison Square Garden

John and Paul being protective of each other

John and Paul commenting on each other's appearance

Paris in John and Paul's life

McLennon and "I know" thing

Has Paul been dreaming about John since 1970s?

"The Magic Christian" - queer moments My thoughts on songs, albums and concerts Sgt. Pepper's Walls and Bridges Doctor Robert Oh! Darling (jam) With a Little Luck NME concert Yesterday A Case of You Hello, Goodbye Ballroom Dancing Arrow Through Me Other users' interpretations of Two of us The Happy Rishikesh Song Too many people Hold Me Tight/Lazy Dynamite/Hands of Love/Power Cut Riding to Vanity Fair Silly Love Songs (Just Like) Starting Over Rough Ride If I Fell (with @dykefaggotry)

[goldenspecter]

Hey everyone, this is serious talk time. 

I don’t write call-out posts, I’ve helped and added on to my fair share of them, but never have I expected to write one of my own. But here we are, in this day and age and I’m writing a callout post. Let me make clear and upfront as to why I’m writing this callout post:

My partner @dakotafinely has been bullied, harassed, and stalked by one single person, @b-tchidowhatiwant and his other previous accounts, for over a year. It has finally reached its breaking point. 

Allow me to lay out the evidence, lay the groundwork, and pave the way so you all can understand why this guy is dangerous and should not be in this fandom. Please reblog so people can know how dangerous he is.

This started in March 2021 with this ask. This ask is dated March 28, 2021. This response my partner has given him has established several things: 

This is repeated behavior. 

There is a pattern that this guy did: follower appreciation->hate ask->deletion(ignoring of ask initially)

This has been an ongoing behavior. 

Then there was this ask, a day later on March 29th:

This ask, dated March 29th, 2021, also establishes a repeated behavior we’ll be seeing crop up time and time again: Misogyny. 

Despite submitted asks there are many that were deleted or that were not posted. The following consists of a few amount of these unposted asks made by the same person. The dates of these unposted messages are November 24th, 2021, and March 3rd, 2022.

This user has also continued their harassment outside of anon hate and messages through posts on their various Tumblr accounts that have proven to be connected to the same individual. All of these had been reported and blocked repeatedly by both me and @fluidfox123. Below is a list of links where this user has been called out on for their meanspirited behavior by both myself and other people who happened across it(do note that I won't be able to put all of the links, only 10 of them thanks to Tumblr's limit, but I've selected the utmost important ones to be hyperlinked and screenshots from some of these links have been used later on down in this post):

*These qoutes that are hyperlinked are all things that he has ACTUALLY said about Dakota

"You know nobodies gonna give a shit about your story if you never write it right?"

"you're cheating on your apparent "boyfriend" now?"

"I am not obessed with Dakota. I do read other stories. Which is why she pisses me off."

"getting her riled up is fun."

"I JUST said it’s fun, plus she deserves it."

"She’s a toxic, manipulative, delusional writer. Who doesn’t deserve an audience."

"Just admit you don't love her she's impossible to love."

They confirmed that these three separate accounts (un-important-fool, chaosab0veitall, and b-tchidowhatiwant) were and are created by the same individual:

While using the Tumblr platform directly against Dakota, he has also used those close to Dakota to try and turn them against them by being "polite" and "supportive" towards them. This has mainly been aimed at Fluidfox. Ask Dates are November 25th, 2021. 

He has also turned his ‘support’ toward me. Let it be known here and know that I do not ever support this kind of behavior or display of support of my content when it actively involves bringing down another person simply because you don’t like their content. 

However, despite this blatant guilt tripping mainly towards Fox, he does so to others who call him out on his actions with the same tactics or anger and unpleasant comments. 

*Please note that there are more, but because of Tumblr's 30 image per post limit, I can not put up more than what I have now and I will gladly share these images if people ask for them. There will also be in here that will be added as well so everyone can see where they came from.

Nevertheless, despite his actions toward Fox and those who call him out, most of his aggression and negative behavior is aimed directly at me for defending Dakota and dating them. Screenshot dates are November 24th, 2021, and December 1st, 2021 as well as a few screenshots from a link below.

However, recently he's changed tactics completely by escalating to blackmailing and threats. He’s made threats to ‘out’ my partner as a current tcester, even though she is not if she would ‘comply’ with his demands to ‘never post TMNT content’ and to back out of the fandom, as seen in these screenshots: 

Even after she agreed to do that, he still decided to make the post anyway. I’m not directly linking it at all as to not give him attention, here it is. Let’s talk about it. 

There are many things that are wrong with this post, let’s count them out. 

This is not fucking true. Not at all. I know my partner better than he does, and I know that she's not a tcester, the absolute audacity to dig up shit from someone's past, something that they no longer are identify with and have made it clear they have indeed grown as a person is fucking appalling and despicable. He is intent on isolating her within this fandom by trying to use stuff from her childhood against her.

These shots are clearly edited to hell and back. None of these things match each other, the fonts aren't the right size, and god knows what else. I have the originals that she shared with me and can prove that he is lying about it. Here are the screenshots: 

3. This bastard has the audacity to act as if he doing the right thing, that he’s being self-righteous as if he’s doing the right thing by this fandom by wrongly slandering another person’s reputation and then having the audacity to ping my main account(@polyrhyme is my main Tumblr blog, this blog, @goldenspecterr is where I’m most active) and act so smug about it. These are the signs of someone who is clearly obsessed, a stalker with no good damn intentions, especially with tags such as these:

This dangerous behavior has been expanded upon by Fluidfox in this post. The most important highlights in the post are calling out this user's need to warn the TMNT fandom without support from other TMNT users, their stalker behavior, and harassment towards others.

In summary, @b-itchidowhatiwant is a dangerous individual who has spread nothing but hate in an act of a misguided attempt at 'helping save' the fandom from @dakotafinely.This user stalks manipulates and harasses those who get involved with their twisted need to tear down Dakota. It's advised to block this user, report their blog, and take their hate posts as ill will with improper sources. 

This user accused me of making the ‘threat’ to out them out as a stalker, and I decided to follow through with it. So I’ll say to y'all what I said to him: 

Fandom’s a privilege, as well as being a part of fandom spaces, those are privileges. If you do shit like this, you do not ever deserve to have those privileges at all. You act like this, stalk, harass, and bully people in fandom, you lose the privilege to be in fandom spaces, and that's final. 

I’ve been through hell and back in this damn fandom. I’ve fought bullies, tyrants, groomers, and god knows who else and fucking came out on the other side a goddamn winner, and I’ll do the same here. I will make sure that you never know peace for the rest of your time that you are on this damn platform if you @b-tchidowhatiwant continue to harass and stalk my partner, and knowing my history of who I’ve gone toe to fucking toe with, that’s not a goddamn threat, it’s a fucking promise. One I’m filling with glee. 

Batter up motherfucker, I’m fucking swinging, and I’m making a homeFUCKINGrun. 

[cadychaos]

ok so tinaaos updated and i’m not even in the fandom of dsmp anymore but i was like “maybe i should reread this fic! the plot is good and i’m bored.” AND HOLY. SHIT. I AND FORGOTTEN SO MANY THINGS???? and reading every chapter back to back made me able to put stuff together bettrr even if i had already read them (albeit months apart) BUT ANYWAY I WAKTED TO TALK SOME THERIOYS OUT! that i. have talked to myself inside my head about mutiple times… ANYWAY :D

spoilers for tinaaos all the way up to chapter 43 or whatever agead (i say as i know DAMN WELL!!! i cant rember chapter 42 cause i ahvent reread it yet- anyway)

FIRST OF ALL ! what’s been on my mind the most! tommy’s powers which i’m ? sure have been discussed to NO END BUT ! whatever

his powers are such a mystery ??? like he can do almsot anyhting do to energy manipulation leading to basically controlling everything ? but like how techno had stated his powers are closely tied to his emotions. and how tommy has stated them feeling like more of a buzz and an extension of himself or something along those lines— (that’s two hyphens btw) point is his power is diffrent than what other people (literally just. niki.) explain how their powers feel.

one top of that he has stated before after techno said “imagine having your powers behind a dam for 16 years” (not a qoute literally my memroy most likley wrong) tommy mumbles “more like 10”, now that might be just be late power devolpment that most likely happens since kids get tested 2 throughout their life. but there might be something more? i feel like somewhere there is why tommy killed his parents— though probaly on accident. his powers have been stated to like ? protect him . my theroy is he was getting strangled or soemthing, his powers act up and boom dead parents. though i don’t think that was the first time his powers had been seen since in the more acts of spite a story of him and eryn he seems to have already had them? anywya just seems like something important to note! aso noting he is scared of blood tests maybe that has to deal with all this.

next thing still on his powers (stay with me here i have been binge reading this since the latest chapter and have been brainrotting what his powers are). when techno and niki have their talk about the power suppressers, techno talks about his powers awfully simialr to how tommy explains his! which is intresting (aka a constant buzz). now when i first read this i thought maybe he was just? talking to niki secretly about tommys powers? like if that makes since. but i feel like this may not 100% be the case .

now i have one last thing to mention before moving on to other things— i’m like pretty sure tommys powers start getting upgraded AFTER the warehouse, what could he have been exposed to there? blue. what can blue do? idk man power stuff but if you get blued by 2 diffrent things you get hybrid charcteristics, which tommy does lack! but maybe proably the first stuff that tommy SMASHED! could have effected his powers? AND ON THAT TOPIC ! i think his childhood has something a lot more to do with blue— he states he wasn’t experimented on with it but i feel like blue might be soemthing related to his powers? i feel like it definitely upgraded them at the warehouse and after the power suppression cuffs cut them off , whcih btw why i think his powers have soemthting to do with blue ! maybe soemthing about cancletion or could simply be ? just too much in his system? AGTER TWO WERKS??? anyways i don’t think he will lose his powers for good cuase his powers could be expanded on so much more and i feel like the author wouldn’t just get rid of them? though is so power to them let them girlboss

OK FIANLLY ONTO SOMETHING ELSE :D another topic of intrest for me! buisness bay mainly deo and tommy cause HOLY SHIT. from the little (very. little) interactions we have seen about them I LOVE THEIR DYNAMICS ?! though . mayeb i won’t. i don’t know i’m just so intrested in their charcters . i’m guessing we WILL see deo at some point (maybe we already have) or not literslly the authors desicion. but i feel like we probaly will! but i’m excited to see what tommy’s reaction would be if we finally get to see him— simialr to purpled and punz ? (which i don’t . think is going spectacular cause punz is a bitch boy <3) or like tommy does as he does ? i feel like we might have gotten a hint about him? now this is me GRASPING at straws but when tommy talks about him (not outloud) bunch’s on his seventeenth birthday (before the big boom) it mentions the bushs or something shaking??? it’s soemthing i took notice of first and second time reading through? it just seems odd and i feel like it may be related to deo ? Or maybe a wild goose chase!!!!!

now there is so so so so much more i can talk about (like golden boys, they are everything especially more on purpled cause bestie why do you have marks on your neck TAHT TEO PEOPLE HAVE NOTICED ?!??!(( also just noticing i never even mentioned aimsy BUT STUF!!! I WANT TO READ MORE!!!)) but i forgot everything i kept in my head :D i also. have close to nobody to talk about this to so it’s not written down.. and i can’t really expand on my ideas… this is just my brian running crazy. and i thought my brain would have to go crazy till i rmebered tumblr exists and i could write much words on here. but i think i wrote to much words D: anyway will probaly tlak more about this or maybe not just hope you all enjoy my rambles

[mi4019uvinduratnakara]

FIRST DRAFT PODCAST SCRIPT

We were separated into groups, and my team members are Malith, Yunus, matheesha , thesandu, nihidu.

TOPIC- games and game design.

Script :-

Intro: members introducing themselves.

Malith: hello

Matheesha : hello

Uvindu : hello

Yunus : hello

Nihidu : hello

Thesandu : hello

All the members will greet at once together and get into the introduction.

''my name is malith''

''my name is matheesha''

''my name is uvindu''

''my name is yunus''

''my name is nihidu''

''my name is thesandu''

''we are blah blah blah''

and we will be talking about games and game designing'' - matheesha

''So tell me what do you think game designing is?'' - matheesha

Malith: ''Oh let me answer, Game design is the process of creating the content and rules of a game, often with a focus on balancing game mechanics, creating engaging gameplay and telling a compelling story. Using different disciplines of including art, programming, writing and psychology. Basically in game terms it mea-''

Yunus: ''Okay that’s a lot of talking malith. you are taking too much of time explaining it, keep it simple''

Uvindu: ''So basically what you mean is that game is an form of art that dwells into the normal minds creating sensical and nonsensical entertainment?''

Matheesha: ''now that was even more complicated''

Malith: ''Okay okay, basically it means it’s a professional form of entertainment

Thesandu: ''okay so how do I get into game designing?''

Nihidu: '' yeah how do we do that?''

Yunus: ''There are many ways of getting into game designing however the real question is what do I need to learn to get into game designing?''

Matheesha: ''let me take it from here, to get into game designing you will first need to understand the basics like the mechanics and elements, learn game development tools, study the subjects, play games that you can access.''

Uvindu: ''to be honest , in this day and age you can find resources online for free on books and courses so itll be a bit easier than how it was in the past.''

Matheesha: ''yea, for example you can hop into youtube and search around these topics to get started.''

Yunus: '' oh speaking of youtube, most game designers get into the gaming industry through social media. By posting your works consistently you can meet some big names out there.''

Malith: ''so any tips that you could share for us?''

Nihidu: ''Definitely, here is a tip that I know to get into game designing industry. First of make sure you know the process inside out, qoute on qoute games that are designed with a process have much more likely chances of success than those which are randomly thrown together said by Troy. And I believe that is very much likely to happen a lot these days specially as more people tend to gravitate towards the digital era as it also becomes more generalised.''

Malith: ''thank you matheesha, that is very true''

Uvindu: ''yea, it makes sense with how many games that are thrown out into the industry today that don’t meet the standards of the players.''

Matheesha: ''speaking of tips, you should start thinking like a triple A game designer by reading as much as you can on game development pipeline. The various phrases and how the process changes with different genres, platforms and team sizes. Also make sure you know what to document and what kind of prototypes you should build specially learning how to go from an idea to a prototype to a ccompletion and beyond. A lot of developers quit mid way as the projects get more and more out of hand or out of their trajectory. Funding is also important which you might learn on your own slowly.

Yunus: ''You should also make sure to stay on trends with the games and updates like I said as itll help you to narrow down what your user's want and avoid plagerism. Games these days are just copy and pasting what they see. In a way it helps to learn the mechanics and what not however it also disturbs the users and future game designers. Which can also be interpreted as a challenge''

Malith: ''now those are some knowledgeable tips ill keep in mind.''

Nihidu: ''yea thank you yunus''

Uvindu: ''Oh let me also share some insight on the roles in a development team. If your getting into industry it is a must that you learn what roles you are developing in for since game design is a diverse field that will equip graduates to both design and create their own video game universe, you will think what roles exist prior to being a lead designer.

For example, a level designer, a game writer, game artist, a programmer, world designer, interface design. If you are a student who study game design, you will be more familiar with both the overall process of creating a video game as well as the individual elements of software engineering, programming and graphic design utilized in the actual construction of the game. So make sure you develop and decide on a specific area of specialization ahead of time.''

Malith: ''thank you uvindu, now I feel a bit more confident than before''

[ricekirspies]

PJO incorrect qoutes ☆

Can I say how much I love incorrect qoutes

Y/n: Did it hurt when you fell-

Percy: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Y/n: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Percy: ...

Y/n: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

☆

Annabeth : Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.

Percy: Huh?

Annabeth : You always make that face when you're about to say something stupid just to piss me off. So cut it out-

Percy: I love you.

Annabeth :

Percy:

Percy: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.

Annabeth : I FUCKING KNEW IT!!

☆

Annabeth : Y/n, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.

Y/n: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

☆

Luke: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.

Y/n: I have that dream, too, but you go in the other direction.

☆

Annabeth : So, what's for dinner?

Percy, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

☆

Y/n: Percy, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I’d like to withdraw that statement-

Percy: Aww, thanks-

Y/n: But I can't. Those are the 2 words that best describe you.

☆

Luke: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?

Y/n: Dorito’s cool ranch.

Luke:

Luke: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.

Y/n: I love that song.

☆

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Percy, with Annabeth and Grover behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!

Police: Yes…three.

Percy: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?

Police: Wha-

Percy: Y/n FUCKING FELL OFF!

☆

Y/n, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often?

Clarisse, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

☆

Clarisse: Pros and cons of dating me.

Clarisse: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Clarisse: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

☆

Percy: What are you writing?

Y/n: The Gods want to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Annabeth , looking over Y/n's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[simp-writer]

Shitpost Gojo AU idea

Songs that gave this idea: Animal Cannibal and Cannibal

Modern AU!! + Parental OC[can be taken out or swaped with something.]

Base idea: Gojo gets tricked into eating human on the regular and despite being grossed out at first, he eventually subsumes to the idea of being a cannibal.

More detailed idea: Gojo is living in a normal town in a normal house. His adoptive mother, Zanny is taking care of him. His real parents just couldn't be found. Zanny didn't change his names incase he wanted to find his family when he got older and they recognized him by that name. He enjoyed being a normal teen despite his looks drawing most people's attention. His mother was always nice to his friends whenever they came over. At some point, teens started to go missing after entering a forest deemed very dangerous. Parents and Authorities did their best to look for the missing teens, but nothing was ever found. Yet his mother never seemed to be down, always having a sudden urge to make many meat based dishes. His friends always said he was so lucky to have her despite the fact she seemed unbothered by many normally upsetting things.

As any normal teen would, Gojo asked his mom for the reasons for these many dishes. She never gave a clear answer and always said "When given a lemon, make lemonade." It was a stupid qoute that rarely anyone really understood and mainly it was used in memes or jokes. Finally, Gojo pondered over how the cuts of meat tasted nearly the same each time despite his mother saying she was trying new recipes or new cuts of meat. Asking his mother what meat it was, he was met with a smile. His mother said "Finish up your meal." He quickly did so. His mother unlocked the basement. Gojo was never allowed there because she 'did want him to accidentally ruin the meat kept there'. He walked down the creaking steps as his mother lead the way. He covered his mouth to stop himself from vomiting. There were many freezers around the rim of the room, and in the middle was the leftovers of a human or such. Their skeletal structure was what made it clear it was a human. His mother, the person he always looked up to, was creepily smiling back at him. "There is your answer, sweetheart." She walked forwards towards him as he fell backwards on a box. Staring up at her in fear as she smiled down at him, seeming like a monster. "Don't try the police, because if you do....I believe we will both get the death penalty for many human rights violations." His eyes went wide, he was a accomplice in this as he was also eating human...

Here is Gojo Satoru. A human eating humans. Here is Zanny #####. A human who cooks humans and feeds them to Satoru. Learning how to cook it amazingly after doing it for so long. Despite his protests, he had gotten addicted to the taste of humans after eating it for so long. Having to trick himself into thinking its pork or something similar, dealing with the guilt of eating someone who had their whole life right infront of them

[alaezasmystery235]

Happy Belated Birthday, Alaeza~💖

I missed your big day but I thought I'd extend yr Birthday a lil longer ♡

Here are some quotes for you from my Pinterest as BD gifts.

Hope you like them (=3=)

Again, Ik its easier said than done but Live everyday~ 🧡💛🌟

Ahhh the qoutes ... damn !!!!! I resonate with each of them . How did you do that !!!! I'm lucky that you vibe with my energy because many people at first don't like it . And thank you for your time in making these. Sending you love and light . I love you .

Alaeza 🍓

[sariels-world-ella]

I don't know if any one cares or relates to this or needs to hear this or not, but, don't you just get a bit irritated when someone from the older generation says, "don't do/say *insert thing here* because the other kids would make fun of you!" I get they are trying to look out for us but..

1. I don't care what the other kids think, if they have a problem with it, they can f*ck off, my identity is not determined by someone else's opinion.

and..

2. A lot of things changed since they were kids, times change.

Like, a boy kissed his boyfriend in the hallway and everyone around them reacted no different than if it was a straight couple, a goth girl wore a pastel gothic lesbian pride flag outfit completed with make up, there is a cishet boy wears dresses and skirts everyday, there is some boys wear make up, there exists openly trans students and people both respect their pronouns and chosen names, there is minority clubs where minority group students (+minority group supporters) interact, there is a gay-straight alliance club, there is literal pride flags around the school, gender neutral bathrooms.

I've seen people wearing shirts saying how they support autistic people, I also seen shirts supporting people epilepsy, down-syndrome, mental health issues, depression, and I have also seen people supporting "my body, my rules", "Black lives matter", (ps. I put them in qoutes because these are phrases, and not for disrespectful reasons), also students advocating to help lower homelessness and poverty in our state, as well as awareness about child abuse and human trafficking.

I've seen plenty of students who are openly gay/lesbian, trans, queer, bi, pan, aro, ace, neurodivergent, religious/non-religious, you name it, walking around the school like any other student, no one gives them crap, they wear and express their pride flags, religious symbols, racial identity pride, autism swag, and/or pronoun pins all they want.

(If you don't believe me, I can provide photographic proof, however, there may not be many pictures of people themselves out of respect for privacy and if there is, all their faces would be blurred unless they consent to having their face on the internet)

Things change, I bet if a lot of these things happened back when the older population were kids, those people would be harrassed and bullied. Yeah, sure, these type of people still exist, but a good amount of the younger population is trying to move us forward.

Though it's not everywhere, acceptance does exist, just because some people don't accept you for who you are doesn't mean there is no one who will. If someone doesn't love you for who you are, then they don't deserve you. Your identity is your own, people can try to invalidate it all they want but only person who can TRULY invalidate your identity is yourself.

Don't people get to you, and be yourself. If someone is making you so you aren't comfortable in your own skin, then tell them to screw off and for them to worry about their own identity.

Tl;DR

Times change don't let the people stuck in how past was like, stop you from having a better future. No matter who you are or where you come from, (as long as your not the scum of the earth, ex: a p*dophile), you matter! your identity is yours, only you have the power to disvalidate it, don't give that power to others. Keep on going, I believe in you! ♥️