#they’re the meme lord im the gay

[yermes]

PAC 🪿:

Goodnight to my thot sons, my gay daughters, my whore-adjacent spawn and everyone else in between. A lot of my readings are just me oversharing about my life and hoping people can faintly relate. So me a chaote and my jewish friend go to mormon church to support an old teammate who just returned from a mission and im NGL. It was an experience. One of the pastors said in a speech that stars don’t produce their own light they just reflect the suns and me and my friend made the eye contact and was like MF you mean THE MOON. Definitely an experience. ANYWAYS. Heres some advice on your occult journey to invite more experiences weather they’re comfortable or uncomfortable.

Pick a meme

Pick a card

Princess of Cups 🦇

Venus in water signs, Earth in the waters of Briah, Malkuth

You are on delulu island miss girl. Which isn’t necessarily a bad thing. I know a lot of delusional practitioners who can kinda get things to work. You are far from depth. You are far from the motivation of fire. You just are simply vibing in this romanticized version of the arcane. Maybe you stand within your delusional day dreams because you are scared your sand castle will crumble down around you because miss girl there is no solid base. Maybe that shit DOES have to fall to make a solid foundation.

Two of Pents 🫎

Lord of Harmonious change, Chokmah, Jupiter in Capricorn, 1°–10°, Lekabel and Veshiriah

Your practice ATM is anything but reliable, stable, or fixed. You are running a constant battle between hot and cold, a battle against ever changing and evolving personal morals (remember as above so below bitch) and this indecisiveness is about to take you for a RIDE. Seeing as you may be discontent you may start branching out into something you actually like and believe in adding a new fundamental theory or belief to your practice.

Queen of Wands 🐆

21° Pisces to 20° Aries, water aspect in the fire of Yetzirah, Binah

This card is saying “you are in your curse era” which is fine I had one too when I was an ankle bitter. While you have the capacity for love, understanding, growth, and creativity. This card is the water aspect of fire making you very unstable. You go from good cop to bad cop at a drop of a pin. You ponder other peoples issues while not facing your own you may be prone to throwing out something which may end up teaching you a thing or two in the end.

The Foolish Man 🦭 (reversed)

The Spirit of Ether, Aleph, Ox, Pluto

My perfect beautiful innocent child HAS or is ABOUT to make a bad choice. Not on purpose but everyone needs to fuck around and find out sometimes its the truest version of the scientific method. If you fuck around. Bitch. You will find out. Now remember making a bad choice doesn’t demoralize you forever every opportunity is a learning opportunity.

[caden-and-chesh-shipping]

My friend @falling4fandoms and I self ship/insert together a lot and they’re going to join me on my blog here!

They’re too sporadic on Tumblr to justify making their own blog to themselves, so they’ll be joining me here! Chesh is they/them and AroAce with a few Romantic f/o’s and some Queer Platonics, but mostly familial and platonics!

We even share some of our f/o’s so you may see quite a bit of shared content.

[bnha-more-like-bnh-gay]

Incorrect MHA as things I’ve said during ✨mental breakdowns✨ part 4:

*TW FOR ATTEMPTED $U!C!DE*

Shouto: you can take one look at me and know I’m not mentally stable! look at me, look at my hair?!

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Shouto: things were going great you know, then my parents just had to go and make me

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Jirou: there is no consistency, only Washing Machine Heart

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Monoma: If I have to be here, I am going to make it everyone’s problem

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Aoyama: the the shiniest broken disco ball

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Izuku: why did I do this? Oh, because I’m Izuku and I make dUMB DECISIONS

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Iida: the stress has toppled over, it’s panic attack time

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Kaminari: im resting my neck; it’s tired from keeping all my thoughts in my head

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Kaminari: what are words if not organized key smashes

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Aoyama: If beauty is pain, it explains why I am constantly hurting

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Aoyama: the question is, “how fabulous am I?” And the answer,,, is yes

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Uraraka: I am small and confrontational, fight me! The lord shan’t win!

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Izuku: I am small, and afraid of conflict; please don’t come near me

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Shinsou: and I’m going to grab some more coffee, because in the end, I truly am just an unhealthy bitch

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Kaminari: I haven’t said something relatively funny in the past 10 minutes; therefore, all my friends hate me and my potential is nonexistent. Have a good day.

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Iida: it’s a bad idea, but am I supposed to make good ideas? No! I’m a teenager! This sh*t is expected

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Jirou and Shouto: my two defining features are that I am 1) gay. And 2) mentally unstable

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Aoyama about someone who was rude to him: honestly, they’re so in love with me it’s sad

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Most of them, honestly: I don’t know romance, I only know trauma

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Aizawa or shinsou: fUck me; life is meaningless

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Aizawa: ah, natural selection

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Izuku: the only constant in my life is that I’m used as a therapist by all those around me

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Shinsou: cant have any traumatic memories if you don’t have any memories at all! Work smarter, not harder kids

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Izuku: why ask for help when you can crawl into a hole and die?

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Shouto: proof that I am both immortal and a glitch in the matrix: I have no memories of my childhood; therefore, I spawned. And I cannot be killed no matter how many times others have tried to kill me, and I have tried to kill myself

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Izuku: there was a conflict, so I had an anxiety attack. Then, there was another conflict, so I hid in the bathroom and looked at memes

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Shouto: after years of being unable to cry, I finally just had a mental breakdown and sobbed uncontrollably for two hours.

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Jirou: when people look at me I want them to ask, “is she gay?” Not, “what is wrong with her?”

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Mina: for someone who isn’t holding it together at all, I think I’m doing a pretty good job of acting like I know what I’m doing

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Monoma: if I can’t feel good at least I must look good so that others can know I’m better than them

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Kaminari: *altered slightly to fit the situation and because I’m not telling you my professors name* Mr. Aizawa doesn’t just wake up, Mr. Aizawa wakes up, tells me to go fuck myself, and goes back to sleep. That’s a day in the life of Mr. Aizawa

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Shinsou: I haven’t felt true joy since 1802

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Izuku: I love making fun of myself, because it gives me such a confidence boost while also making me feel like complete shit

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Jirou, Uraraka, or Sero: assign me more work, will you? Well, watch me down my third Monster Energy of the day, heha. *shaking* that’ll show ‘em. Caffeine runs through my veins! What runs through yours? Fuckin’,, oxygen? Blood? Weakling. Get on my level

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Izuku: okay, I lie to myself often, but this??? This was a betrayal

(If you’re wondering, I thought I had three more pages to read, not four)

[antiloreolympus]

8 Anti LO Asks

1. as a mythology buff, i honestly think it was really weird of rachel smythe to take Hecate, a goddess who helped Demeter search for Persephone after she vanished and heard her screams and shared in Persephone and Demeter's joy after reuniting... and then just make her into Hades's like... total bro who plays aggressive matchmaker to h/p to the point of trying to break up Hades's current relationship. but honsestly i refuse to believe rachel smythe did literally any research before making this comic judging by how she depicts the mythology she's taking inspiration from so honestly im not suprised

2. I don’t know if anyone on here has discussed this, but LO very much plays into the idea of “good victim vs bad victim”.

A “good victim” has suffered many things, but despite it they still remain cheerful and happy and pleasant, they do not put others out or lash out at them even if they are triggered, they do not become petty or angry or hold onto negative emotions. They, in essence, “get over it”. Thus, the narrative rewards them: they get many friends, a love internet they’re happy with, and a happy ending. This is what Persephone is. She’s the “good victim”. Despite her many hardships, we know she will not suffer in the end. She will get everything she wants and more. 

Then there is Minthe, the “bad victim”. They too have gone through many hardships, but they’ve become cold, angry at the world, they lash out and have trouble opening up and connecting to others, they even hurt others, themselves victims to the toxic pain they can’t get rid it. They do not and have not “gotten over it”.  Thus, the narrative punishes them, even when they try to better themselves. It’s never good enough. These characters often are lonely, the cast are large do not like them if not outright hate them, and they more often than not end up dead. This is what Minthe is. She is not a pleasant person, she’s a victim of a manipulative older man and a cruel, unjust society and system, and we know how her story ends. It’s in pain, her maiming/possible death framed as a joke and not even a genuine hint of sympathy towards her fate. She was a “bad victim”, she “deserved” what she got.

Now, you only often see this in fandom, since the actual works that deal with victims of trauma and how they react will often try to give more nuance to every shade of victim they may have on cast, but it’s very disturbing to me that Rachel seems to eagerly play into this idea, like she gets joy out of punishing a victim she created and watching them suffer even more at her hands. It’d be one thing if she kept Minthe a shallow, one dimensional character who was just evil for the sake of it, fine, but her showing us her actual complex nature and the very real struggles, trauma, and manipulation she went through, especially at the hands of our supposed “heroes” of the story, just to have her demise framed as a win for Persephone and a joke for the audience to laugh at? That’s highly disturbing to me. It’s one thing for fans to act that way, but the writer themselves? It’s very dark, to say the least. 

3. "I'm invested in working with fairy tales and folklore for my next project" oh no no no oh god please no. Fairy tales have been through enough hot takes and modern "betterments", they really don't need Rachel "Apollo is bad, actually" Smythe to add to it

4. Quick question

Greek Mythology is mostly incest.

So what if someone who is actually good at writing and storytelling and consistent artwork

Kept it in

For example Zeus and  Hera arguing like the married couple they are

And Hera uses older sibling card

With Zeus dumbfounded face

I don't know why but I want it but would it be weird since it's incest

Most fanfics always keep it out. Just keep it in if you want it to be closer than the actual methods you know

Hera is youngest daughter of Cronus and Rhea and older than her brother Zeus, who was also her husband.

I want to do it but like I have no clue how to start a webtoon so you know💀

5. Oh god, Hades not needing therapy because Persephone's "love" is enough? To quote my lord and savior Kennie JD: "not the p*$$¥ being therapy!"

6. uuuuuh sexual trauma warning.?

So I was writing a comment on the "Re: bpd" ask and i had a realization about persephone

She reminds me of how I was about the idea of sex

I'm demisexual and have sexual trauma and the idea of sex excited me but I wasn't able to like, do it. Me and my partner would mess around but because Mctrauma i couldn't do it cuz I hadn't exactly worked through my trauma and i wanted to get through that because i was finally experiencing sexual attraction.

Kinda reminds me of Persephone. The problem is at that point it had been 6-7 years since my trauma occurred and persephone's happened like last month.

Considering how everyone talks about persephone being a self insert i think Rachel has some things to work through

Also made the realization literally as im typing that Rachel's attitude towards asexuality could be because she's demi and doesn't fully understand what that is or means

becuase if you're ignorant enough you can 100% end up describing demisexuality as "being asexual and then like, slowly turning gay."

this ask weirdly personal so fuck it this is gonna be anonymous feel free to delete if it makes u uncomfy 

7. That’s also a part about Hubris Rachel clearly doesn’t get: it was always committed by rich, often people in high authority, NEVER lowly farmers or the poorest of ancient society. They always knew better. Niobe was a queen! Minos was a king! Arachne was the rich, spoiled daughter of a really successful merchant. Sisyphus was a cunning king. The trojan war was kicked off by royal drama. The list goes on and on. You have to notice these things and genuinely study the myths or you become like Rachel, who seems convinced the poorest people would be stupid enough to not only defy their bosses, but the gods themselves? They would be the last people to do such a thing! They don’t have the ingrained sense of entitlement and arrogance like the rich and powerful to even dare act like that towards the gods, as is the case with hubris. Because of this, Rachel ends up creating a narrative that the rich and powerful (literal GODS) are the real victims to those cruel, uppity poor people, going as far as to say in comic they deserve to be slaves for hades’ benefit and they’re wrong for ever hating Persephone for, you know, murdering them because she had a bad day! They should know their place! It’s absolutely insane that she doesn’t actually seem to realize what she’s writing. Unless she does, which is an even bigger issue, and shows a really dark look into how she views the world and society and how it should be run. It’s all a bad look. 

8. Have you seen the "The demon, is here in the room right now?" meme

Welp, that's literally Persephone and her "feeling"

I legit saw that video about a dude faking a mental illnes (and seeing a demon that made him do bad things) after he commited a crime and that was so cringy and I can't stop thinking about Persephone confessing her AOW like that

[bisexualoftheblade-old]

how many wips do you have? like what are they all, and not the number of wips in a fandom? what are all the names?

okay. fuck you. fuck you so much. fuck you.

i’m putting this under a read more cut no one else deserves to see this shit. a lot of these are requests, and for those i will just write out the request itself

Shadowhunters:

domestic polycule fluff with tem, jessa, and will because im not a coward

Supernatural

- hehe hoho i request destiel hehehe

- request 61/? cai cai cai cai i need you to rewrite the destiel scene but yk. GOOD. not like i'm in the know about the spn fandom or anything, it's been years for me. but DO IT

Bright Sessions

- caleb/adam grisha AU

- mark bryant vs. united states aka sue the AM

- caleb/adam college fluff

Umbrella Acaademy

- request 31/? i want a ben and klaus drabble please spare me some brotherly bickering

- AND SO BEGINS NIGHT 4 with request 13/? oooh oooh can i get a raymond and allison playlist??? i think their vibes together would SLAP

- hi there night 2 is technically morning 3 but who's counting not me anyway request 5/? can i get a ben moodboard? gotta rep my tua bb

Percy Jackson

- request 9/? can i get a percabeth moodboard or quote edit?? like god they're the og couple goals take me back to high school cai

- For the 100 follower things :D Jercy getting caught in the rain

- request 29/? a drabble about literally anything to do with pjo. i’ll be happy with anyone and anything i’m love these children

- *somersaults in like I’m a real fancy acrobat* hello ello ello may I request some camp half blood chaos possible involving *does a flip* ✨side characters✨ <3

Penumbra Podcast 

- request 52/? drabble about the penumbra podcast. this is for ren bc ren likes it and i don't actually know anything about it. juno? i think? that's the one ren likes. write it for ren

- Tpp ghost hunting / buzzfeed unsolved au

- sad juno smut

- final resting place fic go brrrr

Marvel

- request 6/? i'm going to my roots y'all can i get a spider-man playlist? if not a playlist then i'd honestly be happy with literally anything involving spider-man

- request 15/? i'm going crazy this is recorded evidence of me actually losing it ANYWAY can i get a quote edit for something from iron man? literally anything that man says is gold so cai's choice :D he deserved better in endgame i'm still bitter

- request 42/? do another spidey thing that differs from the other spidey thing

- request 73/? you have Opinions. rant about infinity way and/or endgame. go.

- request 74/? quote edit for deadpool!!

- spideytorch relationship character study

- peter parker as a tired grad student monitoring the young avengers (send help)

Six of Crows

- okay listen i wasn't going to request anything bc i worry about you but also? if you want to/have the time hit me with a playlist for our girl nina zenik

- request 43/? fuckin give me the ending anya should have had. she is alive and with her new son and having a great time

- request 45/? inej moodboard?

- request 47/? will you make literally any meme of your choosing for six of crows?

- request 48/? write a drabble for kaz, my favorite bastard

- okay so i don't actually like nina or mattias that much but i still wanna hear about your thoughts (and also see if you'll change my mind)

- kaz brekker turning 18 fic. birthday party, everyone singing, whole shebang. i need it stat

- religious trauma fic aka i started shipping kaz/alina/inej and i can’t stop

- kaz trauma soup (he has D.I.D. and you can’t prove me wrong)

- my two redacted fics for @grishaversebigbang​

- wesper fake dating

- six of crows bright sessions crossover: everyone gets therapy

TMA

- uhh... s1 gang having a nice time? melanie getting to have some Pride™️? some "fun" horror thing?

- request 7/? spare steph and jason bonding? please sir? spare some for a humble child such as myself?

- okay so this was meant for night 3 but i had midterm shit SO this is honorary night 3 let's DO THIS request 8/? i want a moodboard of extremely out of context magnus archives shit like i mean confuse the FUCK out of me i don't go here i know Nothing about it

- request 11/? OKAY so i need tim stoker meeting tim drake now i need my timmy to meet your tim plus i want to see character differences no i'm not trying to create a tim stoker in my head so i can read a's fic while NOT thinking of tim drake whaaaaaat you're crazy

- request 18(i think)/? i need a quote edit of every time within the first like. 15 eps of tam where jon is like “sounds fake but go off” thank u bb

- request 40/? i challenge you to write a tma drabble based only on the episodes i've heard. i'm currently halfway through episode 23

- Jon being lovingly bullied into taking a break. I'm aware this has been written a million times but it is one of my favorite things.

- spiral!sasha AU

- extinction martin go brrrrr

- high school era timsasha. they've both been friends for years, and everyone always asks when they will be a couple. they decide to fake date, to prove everyone wrong and show what a bad couple they would be. turns out that's a bit trickier than they thought

- after sasha comes back, tim is broken. he can't let go, scared that if he looks away for even a minute he'll lose her again. sasha suggests shibari as a way for him to give up control

- sasha pov mag 19 au, sacrificing herself to save the others, knows that if she gives herself up to the not!them it will let the others live

- this is the "tim finds a polaroid of sasha" trope

- early archives days,, long nights in research,,, clothes sharing,, somft. late nights and falling asleep at their desks warm and safe in the other's presence

- two parts: timsasha as kids, each picking a constellation that is "theirs". just soft kid antics. tim at sasha's grave glancing up to see their constellations

- continuing your job’s a joke (you’re broke)

DC Comics

- TIMSTEPH HADESTOWN AU,,,

- my redacted fic for @batfam-big-bang​

- request for you to get a decent amount of sleep? serious answer, dickkori, SAL's Venus

- request 4/? timsteph morning after 👀 mayhaps?

- a concept: nonbinary stephanie brown

- teehee hi mom, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to, but can i request damian angst for your accomplishments 100 followers?

- hi you can ignore my first request if you want, or you can ignore this one. but bls possibly write some bikini ra’s? -the bikini bitch

- request 27/? jay is asking through me for a jondami playlist but tbh i also want it so win win yk?

- "I don't know how to help you but I can help you find someone who does" with bruce and jason? im just craving bruce being a good day to jason for once

- “I am putting you in time out because you need to understand the consequences of your actions.” with steph and jason as dumbass disaster bi best friends pretty please?

- request 32/? timsteph patrol date!!!

- request 33/? timsteph *gala* date? mayhaps??

- request 37/? tim drake drabble but make it Edgy cai

- request 39/? drabble of a prank war between tim and damian

- joyfire cuddly fluff please? or like just any outlaw fluff if joyfire isnt your thing (feel free to add every member of the outlaws, dont feel like u gotta stick with jason, kori, roy i love them all)

- barbara and robin! jason fluff? bonding over books or something?

- request 62/? i need a drabble about the chaotic trio jason, tim, and steph i'm love them ty

- request 63/? batfam x mcu crossover. batfam meets ironfam. give me ALL the cliches. ALL OF THEM

- request 64/? young justice x young avengers - jay cuz idk SHIT about the young avengers

- request 66/? jondami moodboard pls and ty

- request 67/? timsteph moodboard!!!!!!

- request 69/? HEHEHE kinky 😏 i would v much like a timsteph drabble of the almost first time. does that make sense? like i don't want you to go all the way NSFW cuz i know that's against the rules and i'm a rule follower. but like they *almost* go all the way. this could be fade to black or some shit i don't care just make it a lil steamy and have Fun

- i request damian angst! all of it

- hmm... maybe i request? jondami?

- mayhaps,,,,some batfam,,,,,committing crimes? ily be gay do crime <3 - lu

- How about a ficlet with Steph and Cass?

Found Family Bingo Prompts

- no powers au

- tunnel

- first day

- join the club

- hurt/comfort

- experiment

- playing favorites

- hold on

- possession

- 10 o’clock

- singing

- road

- snitch

- curfew

- timer

- fantasy au

- zombie au

- dreams

- campfire

- are you okay

- movie night

- games

- scared

Miscellaneous

- a request: Write A Drabble, Coward

- is it too late to request a moodboard for me?

- request 20/? i’m going off book because i’m in a Chaotic Mood™️ can you just absolutely vibe check me like go off cai demolish me

- request 21/? i formally request that you pick a favorite cai. i don’t care what that favorite pertains to, just pick a favorite something

- request 23/? roast me

- request 24/? can i have a buzzfeed unsolved spoopy playlist but spoiler alert it’s not spoopy bc shane doesn’t believe does this make sense it has been a Day™️

- request 25/50 i want a jake and amy fic make it Soft cai i’m love them b99 is so good

- request 28/? i know nothing about the lord of the rings so make something that will confuse the shit out of me

- request 34/? malvie and jaylos moodboards 😈

- request 35/? a moodboard for the bbb mods!! perceive all of us!!!

- request 36/? moodboard for the tua mods too???? mayhaps??

- request 41/? doctor WHO? idk but i want a drabble of him and the one character i know from doctor who which is rose

- request 46/? make an alignment meme with our group, have fun!!!

- request 49/? i want you to kin assign me a character from every fandom you can/want to. go feral

- request 50!!!!/? this is a special request. the most special request. can you make a bastards tbh playlist? i want our vibes encapsulated. i want us in music form. i want to hear those songs and be like "that's me and cai" and smile.

- requests 51/? i know jack shit about good omens. explain it to me in the most confusing way possible. make me know less by the end than i know now

- request 53/? can you write a mel aesthetic? i'm Curious

- request 54/? give me a list of book recs cai i want some good book recs pls

- request 56/? edit a picture of US together too

- request 58/? oooh can i have a disney edit? like. hm. i just really love disney and i want anything to do with disney. like a quote or an aesthetic or an aesthetic edit i just want disney.

- request 59/? i would v much like a recipe for carbonara. i've never had it but it sounds fucking delicious

- request 60/? ooh hey can i get a makeup tutorial? i know you like makeup, i'm shit at doing makeup. teach me

- request 65/? i need the most emo playlist you can make that vibes with dear evan hansen thank you

- request 68/? i want a superwholock moodboard. this can be serious, with the actual fandoms in mind, or literally what the era felt like. the insanity. the horror.

- request 70/? ooh ooh ooh do you have a good bread recipe?? i wanna get that bread

- request 71/? i want a playlist with the vibes of summoning a demon. please don't ask questions. i don't have answers. and if i do, no i don't.

- For the requests, how about writing something based on a friend?

- request 75/? MMMM i want literally anything to do with natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812

- request 76/? i want some healthy recipes. help a girl out

- a feral bbb quote or two?

- you perceive my plant but now I dare thee to perceive mine own visage

- okay this is a two for one request. 1. you did the bee movie script so now we need a shrek two script edit 2. sleep please

- Pansexual mb for my lil queer soul?

- my (probably) final request is just for you to ramble about something, i don't really care what

- HI ILY CONGRATS AS WELL CAUSE IM LATE BUT CONGRATS. could i request a pirates of the caribbean (or just pirates) or whatever you what to do, free range.

- mood board for the beluga whales who got brought to the animal sanctuary in Iceland please?

- 100 follower request: Moodboard for my stuffed cow Oaky?

[softlyblues]

hi I read your answer about moist! I agree. :) I was wondering based on what you said if you ship vetvimes or not?

fhi, thanks very much! 

i think vetvimes have a rly interesting and nuanced dynamic. i’m all in for the memes, of course i am, but i don’t really ship it so much as i think vetinari/vimes/sybil have a rly interesting, basically canonical relationship, involving if not vimes w/ both of them, then all three of them with each other. i rly hope u dont mind bc im about to go off on one lmao. 

i recently reread guards guards and what got me (and i know from a doylist pov it’s because pterry hadnt finalised the universe yet) was the inequality in vetvimes dynamic. vetinari pities vimes and holds him at arms length, and vimes is a very stupid but very earnest drunkard. he’s a pitiable figure when he asks for a small raise and a dartboard, and vetinari doesn’t take him seriously. 

through men at arms/feet of clay/jingo we see the dynamic we know and love growing. it’s been a while since i’ve read them all, but im gonna get up some scenes that i think are super important to vet/vimes/sybil... and yes this includes the gonne scene. (:D)

so here is the scene right after vetinari is shot. here is really, imo, the first time vimes stops seeing vetinari as one of his Betters - vimes is in his element, calm even, and vetinari asks him what to do. vetinari speaks slowly, almost stuttering, and i read a lot of fear into that line “i appear... to be losing a lot of blood.”

and then vimes outright accuses vetinari of not doing the right thing. can you IMAGINE guards guards vimes doing something like that? vimes holds vetinari to account, and vetinari allows him. i also think it’s significant that this all happens at vimes & sybil’s wedding; we know sybil and vetinari are friends, old friends, and the wedding continues on despite the attack. vimes has time to save sybil AND vetinari, without sacrificing one for the other. that’s really the central point of men at arms: vimes doesn’t have to retire to have time for his wife and for the watch. he can multitask without losing either. 

feet of clay is another important leveler book for vetinari and vimes. for most of the book, vetinari is slowly dying, trusting basically nobody but drumknott and vimes to come into his room - he does know what’s going on, yes, but he trusts vimes to not need his help to work the thing out. vetinari does stay ahead, and he does have the advantage, but he doesn’t feel the need to help vimes; he respects him, and treats him as though he’s on the same level as him. this is really important for vimes’ perception of himself going from drunkard to someone who has people relying on him, and as someone who can be trusted. in order for vetinari and vimes to have any relationship, they need to not only be on a level, but they both need to know they are as well. i think vetinari has no problem knowing this, but sam is very unreliable when it comes to an account of his own intelligence, bravery, and merit. i mean. he remains, right up until the end of snuff, convinced that he is a Bad Person who has Snuck Into Someone Else’s Happy Life and is waiting for the other shoe, yknow, so men at arms/feet of clay are important books for hauling vimes up onto vetinari’s platform so they both know they’re equals. 

sybil is HUGELY important in this, and part of the reason i dislike traditional vetvimes is bc they just... idk, kill her off of make her horrible or just disregard her existence. sybil is the catalyst for literally all of sam’s development. without her he’s an alcoholic in the gutter. with her, he’s duke, commander, sir samuel, the man vetinari trusts the most. (dont disregard sybil, vetvimes ppl.)

in jingo, i think we start to see the vetvimessybil dynamic we’re more familiar with. vetinari trusts sam to play along with him, and he goes to klatch and does the whole sexy juggler thing and he allows sam to arrest two countries. he lets the lords of ankh-morpork raise armies, because he trusts sam. sybil trusts sam. vetinari trusts sam. vimes trusts both of them implicitly, even if he doesn’t think or say so. 

fifth elephant might seem not that important, but it’s really big to note that at the beginning, vetinari and sybil appear to be conspiring to give sam a holiday. also, sybil calls vetinari havelock, and the only other person i can remember who calls him that is lady margolotta, his ‘love interest’. vimes turns to sybil as his last chance against vetinari, only to find that they’ve been in cahoots because they’re both concerned about his health (and about sybil) and doesn’t that sound terribly domestic!

then we come to night watch, and i know it isn’t a new opinion, that this is one of the big pivotal books for he whole series, but more than that it’s pivotal for the balance between vetinari, vimes, and sybil. the cigar case is the only thing stopping sam from going off the deep end - with love from your sybil, just to press the point - and it all happens in between the birth of young sam. vimes is motivated by love for his city of course, but he has a family now, and he drinks Loving His Wife Juice through history. vimes has already been through his character development; night watch is vetinari’s turn.

finally vimes is the wiser, superior, older mentor figure to vetinari’s bullied, presumably 25-or-younger self. he is already mature, with a tendency towards the dramatic, but i think it’s not really a reach to say night watch was vetinari’s gay awakening. and OH MY GOD the ending scene beside keel’s grave is etched into my memory. i’ll attach it even though i’m sure we don’t need it:

like, woah. what a change in dynamic. now vetinari is bowing to the whims of a vimes he can’t predict, and now vimes is the one telling vetinari off. this is his area of expertise. “afterwards we could-” vetinari has become accustomed to a world where he and sam do things together; it would be fair to say (and supported by the young assassin at the start of this book) that vimes is now firmly integral to the cogs of ankh-morpork. vetinari not only relies on him, but trusts him to be at his side without having to ask. vetinari respects him at this time, in this place, because he has finally seen the lengths to which vimes will go to protect his city, a dedication to a-m that only vetinari has ever expressed. 

from there i think vetinari/vimes/sybil continue without much change. in thud, snuff, and raising steam they have settled into a comfortable give and take. i think that sybil ABSOLUTELY CANNOT be removed from the equation, because she cares for both vimes & vetinari - she is a formidable force when put into action (hello, army of letter-writers from snuff!) and we know she has the power to bully both men into taking care of themselves. imo she is the driving force behind any romantic action between any of the three of them, including herself & sam; remember how they got together in guards guards? she just sat him down with a cup of tea and talked and he realised that he’d somehow gathered a fiancee without realising it. sybil ramkin is DEFINITELY the unstoppable force to both mens’ immovable objects. 

i think it’s perfectly expressed in thud. vimes can both read a story to his son, be a good husband to his wife, be a good commander to his patrician, and be a good watchman to his city, without ever having to sacrifice anything - because of the machinations of his wife and his patrician. (and his city and his son. i mean, that scene with the traffic and the high-speed bedtime story chase says it all.) 

so those are my Many Many Thoughts about vetvimes, i hope that... wasnt too much over what you were asking me for lmao

[1eos]

Just watch all these bitches will have bbymutha in their mouths as soon as she starts to get “mainstream” because these niggas are bums and they like to wait till black people start likin shit and hypin up niggas and then they wanna pull the whole “omfg you guys have never heard of them ur so fake” like they did the same shit with Meg and Rico!! They didn’t care about these girls AT ALL up until all of sudden some white bitch “found” them and then everyone and their mother are like “omfg we’re hot girls!” Like I bet money they’re gonna use her as the damn one black rapper they know just like when these niggas are like “Im really progressive!! I love u blacks!! Look I’m listening to a Black person right now!!” And then struggle to name more than one black female rapper name 😐

NO LIDORALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. i remember rbing vids of megan yrs before she popped off thinking she was IT. like when tina snow dropped i would NOT shut up abt freak nasty nd i put soooo many ppl on to her but the gp didnt give af til they started using big ol freak like a meme now everybody love black girls cuz they got wap on a playlist but still turn around nd do not give a fuck abt any other black woman esp if her tiddies not out. they say they love meg nd d*ja (who cannot fucking rap scream) nd whatever other random light skin the nbs are obsessed w nd run their mouth abt black women nd r-e-f-u-s-e to know the name of a black woman darker than the mid range of fenty (except maybe sza but u know how i feel abt that) then have the nerve to get pats on the back for being ‘inclusive’ cuz they know ONE monoracial black woman. it’s actually pissing me off 😭😭😭😭😭.  esp cuz once nonblacks get a hold of black women they fucking ruin everything acting like they the first to discover a black women when us black girls nd gays stay w our fingers to the pulse of music. not to mention they will hype up the most vile light skints like cardi b who only black when she want something nd try to lord that over black folks nd act like they not racist bc they listen to bodak yellow. its all just so distressing i truly wish non blacks could not hear rap like pls leave y’all can’t behave

[safebubblebycyg]

the marauders flat (a modern muggle au):

☆ they all met online

☆ they were university kids with shit jobs and needed an flat to stay in

☆ so they all decided that each other would do

☆ james and sirius came from rich kid london, remus came from a cottage in the middle of nowhere, wales, and peter had lived in the middle of scotland all his life

☆ they met each other through a tweet peter retweeted on his page (not that any of them would admit that it was a thanks obama meme)

☆ they all started talking, the topic of needing a place to live came up and bam! peter found an flat near the university they were all going to, two bedrooms, two bathrooms

☆ they all moved in on the same day, simply so everyone could settle down and get to know each other more

☆ since they really only had an idea of their online personas

☆ james worked for a small coffee shop and was a business major, peter was a marine biology major and volunteered at the local aquarium, remus worked at a library and was an english major, and sirius worked at a lush and was going to an onsite cosmetology school and went to the makeup program

☆ on the day they moved in they had to decide roommates

☆ sirius and remus got a room together (aNd thEy wErE roOmMatEs) and peter and james got a room together (peter and remus didnt trust sirius and james together considering both had been pelted them with water balloons upon arriving at the flat)

☆ they all worked surprisingly well together

☆ james brought coffee home when he could, remus brought records home (his library had small selection for checking out), peter had unlimited access to the aquarium and brought all of them to see the dolphins from time to time, and sirius brought home self care products all the time so self care nights were frequent

☆ oh but we're missing one thing, THE GAYNESS

☆ peter came home one day to the sink full of dishes. DESPITE NOT KNOWING IF THIS WOULD SUMMON EVERYONE, HE TRIED THE ONLY CALL HE COULD THINK OF "GAYS!!"

☆ they all came running before they could think twice about it

☆ so, after discussing that leaving your empty ice cream bowls in the sink was gross, they all sat down to chat about their ✨sexualities✨

☆ peter is your favourite friendly acearo, sirius is genderfluid and vv queer, james is a pansexual king, and remus is your local trans bi boy

☆ all just kinda nodded, i mean, considering that they all followed harry styles on instagram and sirius could be heard screeching about him across the flat on a daily and james screamed back. remus was constantly mumbling about lily james being hella pretty but was also always mumbling about timothée chalamet and peter just gave a disappointed sigh everytime

☆ so yeah, queer, broke, university kids, what more could you ask for?

☆ RELATIONSHIPS THATS WHAT MORE YOU COULD ASK FOR

☆ sirius and remus were falling so hard that james and peter got sick of it

☆ it started with james and peter leaving the flat so the two could be alone, but that quickly shifted to leaving out candle lit dinners before they would leave

☆ they took the hint after peter made a lava cake and james had rose petals leading to their bedroom

☆ peter and james came home that night (the two usually went and sat at the coffee shop james worked at) to remus and sirius cuddled up watching some movie about magic, they didnt really specify

☆ oh, but poor jamie, single as can be

☆ until sirius got sick of his whining ("you whine more than remus when he forgets to take off his binder, good lord, im going to get you a partner")

☆ sirius delivered. with their younger sibling.

☆ "are you actually- you set me up with your sibling?!" "yeah, reg is fantastic! they're nonbinary, drink their coffee with more sugar than necessary, and study almost as hard as remus!"

☆ okay, to be fair, the date went pretty well

☆ they both went to a local diner and back to the james' flat to eat ice cream and watch criminal minds

☆ sirius took many pictures of them curled up on the couch the next morning

☆ oh, the double dates were constant (and peter usually had to help remus and regulus put drunk sirius and james to bed if it was an especially late night)

☆ eventually they all got sad that peter wasnt going out with them soooo...they decided that he needed a third wheel buddy

☆ and no one would have done better than james' best girl friend, lily evans

☆ she was already dating someone and was very willing to go out and sip on shit wine with peter every night

☆ and they were a happy little group (:

☆ occasionally remus would lay on the couch after a long day, while complaining about his binder, asking for someone to come massage his ribs

☆ sirius would demand self care night and shove everyone into the bathroom they shared with remus and throw in bath bombs and fancy salts while handing them all a face mask

☆ peter loved to try baking new things and always made someone try what he had made, asking if he should write down the recipe or if something needed to be altered (remus was always up for it, especially anything chocolate)

☆ james was a sucker for board games and was stupidly good at them too. any night that everyone was free hed rope them into a game of clue or headbandz

☆ and they were all happy in their flat, making their way through life (:

[elysicndrcvm]

━♡ guess the 23 YEAR OLD FEBRUARY baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because CHU EUNHA is just as BEDAZZLING as the month of FEBRUARY. wait, why do they remind me of JACOB BAE? beyond that, they seemed JOYOUS and SAVVY upon first glance. i heard someone say they’re sort of DELICATE and QUIXOTIC though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX 1 / APARTMENT 0215 / FLOOR 3 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as a PATISSERIE OWNER/NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE STUDENT. ( ez, 21, she/they, gmt. )

     well hey there !! im ez but you fellow dallyeogers can call me ezzy, i have been in dallyeog before so some may remember me as having someone v different to my new bb i bring u now, i joined before with miss tam carmen !! anygays i return with this lil angel who i am all ‘ i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ’ over already even tho i literally came up with him like two days ago. you can find his pinboard here ( which btw i fuckeN love like he’s so aesthetic to me u go king ) and i made him a lil playlist which u can vibe to here. you can learn more about him under the cut but he’s a super soft-hearted gentle dove of a muse and quite...simple for me ?? sdhdh that’s not the right wording but U GET IT djjflg he isn’t super full of angst or trauma he’s just kinda viBIN livin his best life so that’s fun !! but ye without further ado: 

so as u kno from his app he owns a patisserie, it’s his lil babey and he is very dedicated to his craft and makin sure all his ideas for the place and the baked goods he sells are like rlly quirky and avant-garde. like he is so passionate about it u dont even KNOW, he tries to make sure most of the stuff on his menu is something like fun and new u wouldn’t get at just any old patisserie or cafe and that it’s super varied and also kinda aesthetic af? the place is very like trendy. it’s called patisserie d’elysian cause ya know he’s an extra biTCHH and proud.

he has three pupperino’s. all as adorable as each other, snickerdoodle is his golden lab and often ppl shorten it down to snickers, butterscotch is his dapple daschund pup, shortens the name to scotchie often. toulouse is his fancy toy poodle boi, shortens the name down as toto. if u are on the shortened name basis with his pups then u can consider urself one of his close pals. 

he’s actually adopted by his aunt but she raised him like she was his mother so that is what he considers her, she’s on his mother’s side but they are half-siblings. in terms of first name reasoning as well she just liked eunha as a name and didn’t even think about how it is traditionally for a female, she liked that it meant gift from heaven so it stuck. his father is still around, he’s just quite elderly so it felt like a better living situation for him to be raised primarily by his auntie. unfortunately his mother has passed on but no tragic story, she just went peacefully in old age. 

he dyes his hair quite often, it’s currently like a really pastel blue with black streaks consistently throughout like lil ones so it looks super cool. but he’s also had it be a more electric blue, lilac, and a duck egg kinda faded silvery blue. it’s naturally dark brunette. has brown eyes kind of a hazel hue. 

his style is kinda androgynous ig?? he just lives for soft retro fashion, lots of color in his wardrobe but also lots of tapered short and t-shirt fits frequented, sweater vests, rolled up jeans, high skater boi socks, soft jumpers with shirts, shirts in bright colours or satiny texture worn over plain white t-shirts, cardigans, pastel denim jackets, jeans with printed patterns on like clouds, flowers etc, favors yellow and blues. sometimes does eye makeup, occasionally wears heels bc he’s a baddie or super heeled boots/chunky shoes. 

obsessed with music, can play violin and guitar. he’s a big mitski and rina sawayama fanatic, likes anything that sounds peaceful or calming or has like a good fun vibe to it. also likes the trademark gay icons like carly rae jepsen, lorde, etc. he’s not ashamed. obsessed with mamma mia movies. but also likes rap which is rlly funny cause its like the bad bitch female rappers only and like he’ll listen to it while arranging his sock drawer or making his bed or something ajdjdj it’s like hype anthems for being a baddie and a hoe and he’s just doing his night sleepy routine adkfkf. 

showers, blankets, music, baked goods especially bagels are his happy places. 

very much a sensitive lil romanticist, falls in ‘love’ like five times a day, he just likes to giggle and smile around pretty people and admire the artwork hnghdh, he’s like yeARNS though ya know?? like he’s all i will flirt by making prolonged eye contact, i made you a playlist, this song makes me think of you etc. it’s either memes as flirting with him or elaborate love letters u never know what ur gonna get akdkd. 

awful sense of humour, loves his friends more than anything on earth except his pups, would fully live in a huge house of just like his pups and all his closest buds for all eternity. likes fruits way too much, enjoys puns about fruits way too much. milkshakes, sushi, orange hues and bus rides are some of his absolute favorite simple pleasures of life. clouds, flowers, salt lamps, the sunrise over the sea, skateboarding, fresh soda, teddy bears, busy street markets, parasols, fish tanks with exotic fish, sorbet, bike riding, polaroids, record players, rain at night against floor to ceiling windows with a fresh steaming pot of tea on the desk beside it and warm fresh sheets from the laundry on his bed, ponds, skateboarding. all little joys in life that give him like the biggest pleasure dopamine hit in the world. 

his cousin actually owns a florists so he has flowers just littering his apartment like a lot and it just looks like he has ten million suitors from the late eighteenth century attempting to court him but no all these flowers are from him to him or worse from his aunt djfjg she sends him some for valentines every valentines, pls help him, pls send him flowers. 

studies nutritional science and he fucken hates it. do not ask him shit cause he doesn’t KNOW OKAY? he doesn’t understand it either. he took it because he needed something to go alongside the passion for baking that was a real ‘qualification’/job so that is the only reason he’s doing it. no point doing a baking degree after all when he’s already a baker with a business, he’s super young still he gotta keep his prospects open. so YAH. he’d rather be doing culinary arts but eh. nutritional science sounded better and more logic based. the real miracle is he still gets top grades all the time even tho he spends his life like wtf am i even doing is this even legit akdkdk. school is the worst thing in the world for him watch his mood instantly deflate the second its brought up. 

despite being a quixotic, he’s a lil afraid of intimacy. like oh god does he love it, those small touches and acts of affection u kno? the subtle things that normally go unnoticed, eye contact, brushing of hands, linking of little fingers, rubbing a thumb, kissing eyelids or foreheads or palms or shoulders in little gentle pecks, back massages and rubs or finger tracing patterns absent-minded, shoulder massages, laying your head on someone’s shoulder or on their lap, knocking knees together, exchanging a small glance only the two of you get before bursting into laughter, smiling into kisses, napping together, having blankets placed over you warm and fresh, or towels put ready like it, someone making you something they know you like a lot. that’s his sHIT. but like he’s terrified still, someone skimming their fingers on his skin makes his breath hitch like he’s a scandalized and alarmingly aroused victorian woman sjdjd. he’s literally still a virgin, he hasn’t even had his first kiss okay my baby is delicate be gentle with him akdkd but he still LIKES PASSION AIGHT kfkf. 

real soft spoken, honey tinted voice like i shit u not this boy talks like he’s an angel sent from heavens above to guide you to the paradisaical garden of eden or some shit akdkd. ur gonna fall in love with eunha’s voice before u even fall in love with any other part of him like his adorable beaming smile or stunning eyes akdkf. 

has dance parties around his room when getting ready in the morning, listens to bella’s lullaby unironically yes from twilight yes u heard right, bit of a himbo streak sometimes in his obliviousness djfjf. quite silently subtly funny actually much like jacob himself. 

he is gay, afraid of driving, cannot do math, blanks out often and he is valid for all of those things. has a collection of cartoon and disney animal movie dvds. has a dream notebook. always has blue painted nails in some kinda shade. 

does not enjoy turning in assignments bc he is scared he’ll fail, avoids looking at his grades for weeks after they’re released and hates knowing that they’re out. 

cannot dance, dances often. collects vintage stuff esp clothes and mostly sweaters. likes midnight trips to corner stores and fields where he can just lay and look at the stars. makes friends rlly easily but has super bad performance anxiety. cannot ever have a messy room like even the tiniest bit messy. even like clothes being stacked on a chair instead of away. 

bakes peanut butter, banana and choc chip muffins (they r called monkey bites normally) whenever he’s super stressed. if u want to cheer him up when he’s anxious or stressed then u should give him french lavender honey, chia seeds and caramelized pear on toast/bagel. it is his comfort food. he fancii when he needs a pick me up. treat urself and all that. 

[the-abominable-hulk]

jack kline having two older siblings -- kevin tran and claire novak [like, im bringing kevin back to l i f e because the writers are always doing him wrong] and they sneak out at night and the tree of them sleep in a shared treehouse together sometimes and and and they'll have a really nice car [i'll probably take one from the fast and furious movies]

I can 100000% get behind them being siblings! (Also sorry I didn’t get to this yesterday, but I had many thoughts and wanted to actually take the time to write them out skdjsk)

• Kevin lives before this by banishing Gadreel instead of Gadreel killing him. Because he deserved better than that!! They really did do him so dirty ://

• Once things settled down with the tablets Kevin had a lot more freedom, so he probably travels between the bunker, and his mom’s home. Taking turns staying at both. (He would go on a few hunts with the Winchester’s at one point + be completely useless and end up staying at the bunker and helping from there instead but that’s not of import for the Jack + Kevin + Claire headcanons).

• The first time he meets Jack it would be before Castiel returned. I like the idea of Jack chilling in the library or war room watching some sy-fy movie that he found on Netflix or Sam recommended and Kevin just welcomes himself like usual

• The Winchester’s are much too self involved and probably didn’t bother telling Kevin that Jack had been born, even though he knew that Lucifer was having a son and that was terrifying to him.

• ”Hello. I’m Jack”

“Lucifer’s son?!”

Kevin internally: “you can’t just ask people if they’re the son of Satan. C’mon man”

• Kevin’s lowkey terrified at first considers leaving then and there, but ends up staying and is fairly distant from Jack.

• but then Kevin hears the way Sam seems to truly believe in him. Sees first hand that Jack is truly terrified of being like his father, and that makes the kid a lot more likable

• plus maybe Kevin found seeing Jack struggle to tie his shoes before he got his Velcro’s to be endearing. He seemed more like a kid than evil.

• The first time they actually talk is in the kitchen while Jack is eating cookie crunch at like,,, 3am

• it’s canon that Jack doesn’t require much sleep + I headcanon that Kevin has major sleep troubles after everything with the tablets, so maybe they make midnight snacking/movies a thing they do together on the regular?? And that’s when they really start to bond?

• and Jack learns to cling onto anyone who doesn’t seem to immediately hate him because of how quickly Dean made his mind up about him

• Also I like the idea that Sam does try to like tutor Jack on some school stuff like math/reading/history etc so he has a better understanding of the knowledge if it ever does become necessary, but a lot of the times he just,,, doesn’t have the time to. And Kevin would really pick up the slack and probably teach Jack what he could

• By the time that Jack met Claire I imagine that Castiel would be back

• At first I imagine things between them would be really strained— or at the very least from Claire’s end it would be

• Seeing Castiel father someone else (because he’s possessing Jimmy’s vessel) MUST be painful af

• She probably takes her anger about the situation out on Jack to an extent despite it not being his fault

• Jack’s upset thinking that there’s something wrong with him/she doesn’t like him when that’s really not the case

• Castiel probably has to explain to Jack why she’s upset, and Jack takes it a lot less personal after that

• Insert Claire & Castiel heart to heart as well about how Cas cares immensely about her & that she should try to go easier on Jack

• She offers Jack a 3 musketeers as a peace offering and Jack is ECSTATIC that things seem to be going better

• they still have their moments of being tense/Claire struggling with it but for the most part things are in the right direction

• it takes awhile for things with Jack & Claire to get to a good place, but I could see them texting one another fairly often and not seeing each other in person much at first— maybe they facetime? Claire teaches Jack about memes— he says “OK Boomer” to Dean because she told him to it’s DEVASTATING for Dean— Sam and Kevin would be SO ENTERTAINED— If Castiel is there he’s confused as to what it means/why Dean seems angry

• Also Jack and Claire??? Mlm wlw solidarity (bc Jack is gay and no one can take that headcanon from me— like he’s not really interested in anyone but I love the idea of him having a fairly innocent crush on some guy he meets and wanting to hold his hand yknow?)

• When Kevin and Claire first meet they’re both kind of indifferent/tolerate each other because of Jack

• Kevin would lowkey feel left out because Claire and Jack are both like Castiel’s adopted kid to an extent

• Claire lowkey feels left out because Kevin and Jack already seem fairly close

• so it’s just,,,, kind of awkward at first Bc theyre not trying to do this high school jealousy bullshit because they’re adults (even though at moments they are kind of still childish because they can be with one another and that ability was ripped from them so early)

• Kevin and Claire eventually would probably be able to bond about having a normal life at one point only to have it ripped away from them

• they’re both v snarky at times, and probably bicker about EVERYTHING— because of the way they bicker sometimes people comment about Claire and Kevin being like an old married couple/a good possible couple and they’re both DISGUSTED IMMEDIATELY when they hear that

• Claire has always considered herself the “cool” person and is lost as to how to she ended up being so close to these nerds— like she has an existential crisis while watching Kevin and Jack bicker about Star Wars (which she actually does enjoy once she watches)

• The three of them are really protective of one another— specifically Kevin and Claire over Jack because he’s the youngest, and most often in serious danger— but he’s just as protective over them and Kevin & Claire are protective over each other a lot too

• Everyone around them is so PLEASED they get along like they do because they all had their childhoods ripped from them and deserve some sort of friendship/happiness

•They also probably have a group chat that they text each other on constantly when they can’t see each other in person

• Claire and Kevin’s favorite pastime is to playfully make fun of Sam & Dean— Jack is confused at first but learns that it’s all in good fun quickly

• also something I want to add is that while Castiel doesn’t view Kevin his kid the same way he views Claire and Jack

• Castiel feels protective of him because Kevin’s a prophet of the lord. It was heavens job to protect him and they failed MISERABLY. So now he takes it as his personal duty

• and tbh I could see Castiel in time especially when he sees how close he is to Jack and Claire feeling a more fatherly protection over him too (Bc I love dadstiel)

Okay so for the treehouse what were you thinking??

Like did you imagine like,,, they build one or they find an abandoned one somewhere or Jack sees a treehouse on TV and decides he wants one so he snaps his fingers and suddenly he creates one or??? I like the idea of a treehouse and I’d love to hear more of what you had in mind for that!!!

[hey-hamlet]

BNHA AU Ideas : All Traitors

Also on AO3!

TL;DR:  Who is the UA traitor? Trick question, its all of 1A, Aizawa, Present Mic and All Might!

Its also a mess. 

All Traitors AU

Who is the traitor in UA? Trick question, its everyone.

every member of 1A

plus mic and aizawa

everyone thinks they are the only traitor and all for one (afo) is having the time of his  life

just popping popcorn like "yess,,,, my children,,, "

kirishima: “bakugou,,,,i have something 2 confess,,,i’m the traitor,,,i couldn’t keep it from u any longer”

bakugou: “,,,” 

the villains attack under orders not to hurt the traitor so every battle is just play fighting

bakugo in a slap fight with kurogiri

dabi and todoroki are actually duking it out because they’re the most invalid siblings-

nomu and izuku are just having fun

kami has popcorn on a stick trying to pop it on the fire

nomu is like abig dog and it only likes izuku

it getts realy territorial when other people even look at izuku

shigiraki: izuku what are you doing

izuku, hugging the nomu: hes big and warm and a very nice boy

shigaraki having war flashbacks to the time he found the nomu playin g fetch with father: “no that thing is a demon”

eventually the whole class realises they are all traitors n just have loads of fun with it

aizawa and mic are their gay villain dads too thanks

mic, on voice call with every member of 1a and aizawa during a meeting: “there’s,,,,a traitor in ua,,,,”

aizawa ugly snorts

nezu raises an eyebrow

aizawa, sweating: "my kids are too dumb to be traitors,,"

mic, quietly: "you got that right"

the villains sneak into ua with the most ridiculous costumes

shigaraki just shows up to say hello to izuku in like a hoodie and a fake mustache

izuku, pretending to swoon: "oh no!!! a villain!!! im very scared!!"

nedzu: “we had a security breach this morning. shigaraki tomura was sighted on school grounds”

aizawa, sweating: “ur a fool and a coward shigaraki doesn’t have facial hair”

nezu, who does not care abot the lives of humans: “fair enough”

vlad king: “aizawa ur class is full of villain magnets !!! they’re going to get us all killed!!”

aizawa: *insert ‘then perish’ meme*

kami is a lot smarter than he pretends to be but hes still a massive meme lord

1A begs to kill monoma cause hes so annoying

"please aizawa just him im beggging u"

they hear that one girl talking shit abt izuku and it’s just

“aizawa pls no one will miss them they mean n o t h i n g”

all might has been a villain the whole time

One for all (ofa) never rebelled

ofa's job is to take out other villain organisations n keep everything running smoothly

afo's actual goal is mostly just quirk decriminalization and the removal of a government run commercial hero industry

he wants to stay shadow ruler of japan but its no big deal honestly

so each ofa wielder gets to pick their successor to take their place as afo's public face

they have a class pet, it’s a rabbit

the rabbit was a gift from afo, its has a strength quirk and an imortallity quirk

he gives immortality quirks to the whole ass class because eternal little demons

izuku just laying in bed because he said “thanks you too” to the waiter who served him at mcdonald’s and he wants to sleep until everyone who witnessed it is dead

bakugo just storming into the room "ive seen you do so much dumb shit and you arent outliving me, so get the fuck up"

immortal gay dads aizawa and mic

aizawa just groaning "mic please its going to take 200 years for these kids to become adults, its not too late to kill me"

immmortal eri and koda

just these two little kids following izuku around like ducklings also thanks

“izuku said it was m y turn to walk the nomu >:((((“

team dads AFO and allmight

izuku is afo's favourite

bakugou in tears: “gee izuku,,,how come your our dads’ favourite:((“

“bc im not a piece of shit kacchan fuck u”

afo and allmight being really good friends thanks

nana was "killed" by afo (she died of old age happy w friends)

that whole fight afo is trying so hard not to laugh as all might spews ketchup onto him on national tv

the "rescue attempt" was something magne and spinner thought would be funny, afo and allmight dad-ing up, reminding the kids to be careful as they stage an illegal rescue attempt

the rescue squad use it as a way to strengthen their quirks

magne being a good big sis thank you

bakugou is magne’s favourite

compress n tokoyami are best buds, compress calls him his lil bro

no one likes moonfish

they arent allowed to murder until they can drink

if you cant legally create life, you can’t take it away" "dadmight thats gross" "tough shit"

bkg turns 18 first

his birthday is just gonna be a murder party huh

izuku gives him a drugged pro hero for his birthday in a box

"happy birthday kacchan! i got you backdraft!"

bakugo, crying: "this is the best gift youve ever given me,,,"

also joint bakugo/izuku present to todoroki on his birthday is just endeavour. he not even drugged he’s just hog tied on the floor

dabi just asking him to wait so he can grab some snacks

double agent hawks content 

hawks aligning himself with the villains bc he’s been pushed by society to be a hero since day one and this is the only thing he feels he has a choice in

izuku looking at him like "opposite but same"

hawks would murder for izuku

nighteye villain!!!

they never lost contact, it was all staged

nighteye is a good weird uncle that gives the best Christmas presents

[imaginedanganronpa]

Lol this is a dumb request but what do you think the v3 casts favorite vines would be/ones they quote a lot?? sorry i know this is stupid you dont have to do it im just curious. its for the memes.

Requests like these are fun, no worries! I don’t have real reasoning for some of these and I can’t add much to this, I just think some of them fit. Either way, hope you enjoy!Also, lots of Swearing, etc. if you’re not into that!

V3 Cast’s Favorite Vines!

Kaede Akamatsu

Let me hop out the Porsche – Shut the… up.

Can I get a waffle? Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

Is there anything better than pussy? Yes… a really good book.

Saihara Shuichi

I brought you Frankincense. –Thank, you. – And I brought you… Myrrh. – Thank, you. – Myrrh… DER! … ! – Judas!

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Ah! Get yo’ fuckin’ dog! – It don’t bite. – Yes it do! Get yo- fuckin’!-

Maki Harukawa

There’s only one thing worse thana rapist… boom. – A child. – No.

Hey everybody. Today, my brother pushed me so I’m starting a Kickstarter to puthim down. The benefits of killing him are I would get pushed way less.

Let me see what you have? – A knife! – No!

Ouma Kokichi

Bitch I hope the fuck you do!

Dad look! It’s the good kush. – This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

Two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!

Himiko Yumeno

I saw you hangin’ out with Caitlinyesterday – Rebecca it’s not what you think!  – I won’t hesitate, bitch!

Look at all those chickens!

Chris, is that a weed? I’m calling the police!

Rantaro Amami

It’s an avocado… thanks!

Zach, stop! Zach… stop! You’re gonna get in trouble! Zach!

FRE SH A VOCA DO!

Tenko Chabashira

Four female Ghost-Busters? Thefeminists are taking over! I’m an adult virgin~!

Hey, I’m lesbian. – I thought you wereAmerican.

And they were roommates. – Oh my god, they were roommates.

Kiibo

The prophecy is true.

Well, when life gives you lemons.

What up, I’m Jared, I’m nineteen and I never fuckin’ learned how to read.

Miu Iruma

How’d this happen so quickly? –Well, the appendix was most likely burst due to pressure during sex. – SEX?!

You ready to fuckin’ die? – I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

What did you do? – Sucked dick on accident… - HOW DO YOU SUCK DICK ON ACCIDENT?

Kaito Momota

Yo,man, wanna see a picture of my cock? – Hell no! – There’s a picture of my cock.– That’s a chicken, motherfucker!

The Shooting Star vines.

I thought you were Bae… Turns out you’re just Fam. – Bruh.

Angie Yonaga

I want a church girl~ who go tochurch~ and read ‘er Bible!

Welcome to Bible Study! We’re all children of Jesus! Kumbaya, my Lord!

Bob Ross Beat the Devil out of it! (I couldn’t find the specific Vine for this one, unfortunately.)

Korekiyo Shinguuji

Look at this graph.

Lipstick in my Valentino white bag?!

Hi, welcome to Chili’s!

Kirumi Tojo

Addbacon and syrup… - Uh, I’m NOT finished. Let’s get started. – First off, oh myGod, can you let me do what-

Stop, I could’ve dropped my croissant!

How do you know what’s good for me? – That’s my OPINION!

Gonta Gokuhara

Spider in your hand? – Yeah. – Sayplease. – Please! …AH!

Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a sandwich. – Goback to sleep. And starve.

Who’s the hottest Uber Driver you’ve ever had? – Um, no I’ve never went toOovoo Javer.

Tsumugi Shirogane

Don’t fuck with me, I have the power of God AND animeon my side!

Don’t tell your mother! – Kiss one another! – DIE FOR EACH OTHER!

Gimme yo’ fuckin’ money!

Ryoma Hoshi

We all die, you either kill yourself or getkilled. What you gon’ do? What you gon’ do?

Put that candy back boy. Try me, bitch!

Completely giving up! Starring… Me.

- Mod Rantaro

[kuroken-lovechild]

For the untamed ask game 5, 10, 16, 19, 35, 46

oh LORD forgive me if this is late I never check my inbox bc it’s usually empty :”)

5. Biggest WTF moment

//OOF SPOILERS//

but probably when they revealed that Jin guangyao’s wife was actually his sister?? and that whole backstory in general was so ,,,,,what the fu c k is the lanling jin clan doing

10. Favourite fanfic setup

LWJ PINING. WWX TEASING. THEYRE BOTH STUDYING IN THE CLOUD RECESSES and maaaaaybe something happens while lwj is watching him in the library pavilion 👀 maybe he loses self control who knows 👀👀

16. Favourite habit

habit??? I have no idea what this means but wei ying being unintentionally flirty like,,all the time and asking if he should strip HDJSHSKSHSJS and then lwj’s gay panic im deceased

19. Cinnamon role meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: nie huaisang wen ning :<

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: jiang cheng

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: technically also wen ning but lan sizhui!! and all the juniors tbh

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: wei wuxian

Bonus:

sinnamon roll: xue yang

35. Who is the biggest disaster

WEI WUXIAN END OF STORY

46. Favourite fanfic

oooooooo omg I really love No Recess from Love by Ziane it’s just,,,so cute and akshdjjsjsjsk tbh my favourite fanfic setup came from this fic

also anything by @dreaming-fireflies is just so beautiful it made me want to punch both wwx and lwj for being so in love and reminding me how ill be alone forever . anyway .

ive read so many more fics but they’re all slipping my mind atm but if anyone else wants to recommend!! please do i need that wangxian content

[karelysse]

"HOTLG Rework" asdfghjkl I think I love you. Tell me more about the FIC FUTURE ANGST

YEH that meme djkfgjkfjgk im so sorry i forgot about it ;;; i DID end up reworking a bit hotlg!!! took out a few things that bothered me and uh. tried to fix some language issues cuz it was a mess (still is but. less bad ig). i still have a few scenes i couldnt get outta my head that i wrote aside n wanted to add but… didnt do it much bc i feel it was more self-indulgent than anything. so i still have that lil edit folder, for maybe in the future idk

oh lord……. that was a big thing i had all plotted up in my head when i finished chap2…. and stucked me a lil bc i wanted to write it so bad but told myself i needed to finish chap3 first……. and ended up doing neither oh what a mess. so i kinda resent that idea now lmao sdjskjd

basically (i ranted so much to @hanyuwus bout this on twt lmao) its like an angst au that gets set like, 5-6 years from now. Yuzu won oly beijing or didnt go fjfjk cant remember and it doesnt rly matter. He’s SOARING in jpn, hes adored (like right now, but then he isnt such an hermit anymore, goes to talk shows and stuff, does a lot of work for charities, building rinks and whatev) by the public eye. Javi is in spain coaching, doing his thing, he has one good student he’s tryna rile up for gpf, yeh, not much talking actively to yuzu bc you know how it is with yuzu and they never texted much when they were training together anyway. Last time they saw eachother was like, two years ago at cricket by accident, and they’re still very fond, just not that close anymore. Javi had sent him a message of congratulations for his engagement last year that yuzu didnt answer to. javi doesn’t know the girl, but brian told him she was like an actress/singer or something, super super famous back in japan, and yeah javi guesses thats cool even if it came out of nowhere or whatever, he knows its sometimes like that in japan and they look very perfect and happy on pictures. 

BUT THEN

fic starts. javi gets a call from brian. its been three weeks since the vid, the scandal, since yuzu disappeared from the surface of the earth. javi heard of it ofc, everybody did. was worried a lil but it came right at the end of season, when all his skaters were doing 4CC and worlds. and nobody texted him about it, he saw it on the internet like everybody else. basically yuzu fucked up and got caught on tape making out w some guy, when technically he was engaged with JPN’s sweetheart, that girl that everybody loved, for like a whole year. Apart from the fact that hes gay, the scandal is mostly about how they lied to everyone and looked like they had this perfect wedding planned up when rly it was all bullshit. and nobody likes liars, ya know. so yuzu just disappeared, the girl was papped with red eyes and sunglasses next to her parents a couple times, and brian calls javi.

he’s like u heard bout yuzu. javi’s like well yeah omg how is that doing. brian’s like, well its pretty bad. he’s here in toronto with us, he flew right away, but its like the middle of the winter, and people recognize him here he cant go out and its cold and full of paparazzis and im worried about him. i remember you have a shack or something you bought for your parents somewhere lost in the middle of spanish countryside? can we like. ship yuzu there. so he can get so rest. and javi’s like : uh well. yeah yeah ofc send him there if he needs my parents are in the city for the summer the cottage is free. 

so yuzu gets there, arrives in helicopter this dramatic ass bitch, while javi gets to the cottage b4 him to greet him and show him around a bit before he leaves back to madrid. but like. yuzu is not okay, the old lady that takes care of the cottage keeps whining to javi about how there’s so much renovations to do that she cant do bc she’s old, and javi is kinda…. in need of a break too bc of of reasons…. so he stays w yuzu a lil longer. and….. unresolved stuff gets brought up, and gets resolved. and happy ending. two lonely boys find eachother back.

jeez lmao i tried to summarize that but i suck so bad im sorry dfjdkfjdkj BASICALLY its heavily based on the song wake up by eden, and idk if i’ll ever finish it cuz…..ya know idk

[sinshckled]

☆☆☆ ilu kaat

★ |  * ⋆                - - - -  INBOX. ⌠ @pallasminor ⌡

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☆ How I rate your blog:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |     ( One of my FAVOURITE OC BLOGS. EVER. CRIES. )

☆ How I rate your URL:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |          ( I love any URLs about space/stars don’t @ me )

☆ How I rate your blog theme:

| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |     ( very cute and simple, yet SUPER DAMN AESTHETIC !! maybe the posts’ writing a bit too squished to my tastes but honestly??? gorgeous )

☆ How you play your muse:

Don’t know your muse | Not my cup of tea | meh | OK | good | wow | EXCELLENT | I would like to keep you forever.     ( Seremela!! is an angel !! I love her !! her character concept is absolutely amazing, her personnality is fantastic and I love how creative you are when it comes to integrating your muse into your favourite universes ! Our Doctor Who AU is the APPLE OF MY EYE !! )( I would also like to point out that your modern FC sweeps me off my feet EVERYTIME. FUCK. SHES HOT. IM GAY. SEND HELP. )

☆ Thoughts/opinion on the mun: 

     I absolutely do not remember how we met bc I’m a fucking airhead but oH MY GOD am I glad we did. ALEERA !! SPACE PRINCESS !! THE 10 TO MY ELEVEN, MY WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY PAL.  You’re such an amazing, bright, funny, talented and incredible friend ! I’m always so so so glad to get an opportunity to scream about Doctor Who with you, and there is nothing more endearing than hearing you nerding about your favourite historical figures/eras ! I hope you are aware of how highly important you are to me, and of the place of importance you own in my heart  ♥

☆ How much I ship our muses:

Are you out of your mind?! | NO | prefer not to | I need some convincing | MAYBE | let’s do our best for chemistry | what a good idea | YES | I’ve been hoping for this! | oh gods yes | LETS MAKE A NEW OTP | shipping hell!!     ( i mean they’re hot. but I love their platonic chemistry too much )( also them falling in love would be so sad in our DW verse, shit. companions can’t stay with immortal Time Lords forever ;;3;; )

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☆ A situation or starter sentence for our muses:

     Aside from our mindblowing Weeping Angels thread?? I think I’d enjoy a thread where Seremela and him travel to the past and Sere finds out that something she’s always believed to be true is actually not, and she has an existential crisis VGHFHDGSFAK.

☆ A scene I would want to write with you:

Meeting | Cooking | Kiss | Fight | Bed-share | Shopping | World domination | Solve crimes | Stranded | Distant friends | None of these but PM ME |     ( all for the Doctor Who AU !! imagine them cooking in the TARDIS im HGDFAK. )

Or: I have always wanted to write…     Seremela introducing her Timelord friend to MEMES ( or any other horror created by humanity ).

☆ If we would write, my mood is:

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[atwistedsamurai]

(Here's hoping tumblr works this time lol) 15, 17, and 58 pls!

Fingers crossed it lets me post it this time and doesnt screw up!!!

15- I am the definition of a useless lesbian. It took me 21 years to realize how god damn gay I am.

But all jokes aside I think personality wise Im down to earth and sweet? I like everyone and do the best I can. I may be a tiny bit naive but hey, there’s always a downside right???

17- Oh god my life. I am the most insecure dumbass you will ever meet. Jesus lord is there anything I don’t have an insecurity about.

Insecurities are stupid, and dumb, and they push into your head all the time and you just cant get them out.

58- I have 3 best friends and they all have Tumblrs!!

@myaloistrancy123 is a dumbass and an asshole and I love them to death. I would also sell them for a corn chip if I could. RIP you man. 10/10 tho

@ghost--rebel–rebel is lovely and an amazing artist who deserves validation but wont fucking take it from me. They’re also there when I need to vent and one of my favourite people to throw headcanons at. 20/10

@inmyworldtheskyisred is a good person and super sweet. 18/10 the best definition of the “I love you bitch” guitar meme.