#theyre a baby so forgiven

[smolplonts]

plant eater and pot smasher caught on camera.

[cressthebest]

Art Heist, Baby! thoughts pt. 7

chapter 19:

1. already crying. james is guard dogging remus after the previous chapters incident. he’s keeping watch by remus’ bed. my babies

2. wolfstar, please work out please please please

3. SIRIUS SAID THAT HE LOVES REMUS DURING THEIR FIGHT GOD DAMN

4. “Remus had already forgiven him for anything he could possibly do the second they first kissed in that museum” THIS GOT ME SO BAD

5. NOOOOO SIRIUS IS WORRIED THAT THE LAST TIME HE KISSED REMUS WOULD BE THE LAST TIME EVER NOO

6. sobbing fr over how regulus is genuinely surprised that james came back

7. sobbing HARDER NOW. james is telling reg to get his gun and shoot him cause that’s the price of love. sobbvijgn wait sobbing cryih fhsjhdksjkakjajsk

8. 😳 this james is also a kinky mf. i wasn’t gonna say anything about him definitely being turned on with a gun to his head, but this chapter confirmed my inside thoughts.

9. regulus using remus as collateral is the ahb universe jegulus version of the 5th year wolfstar prank in canon.

10. JAMES AND SIRIUS! JAMES AND SIRIUS! JAMES AND SIRIUS! THEYRE HANGING OUT! FUCK YEAH

chapter 20:

1. JAMES AND SIRIUS GETTING ON LIKE FIRE FUCK YEAH

2. james still comes back to regulus’ door and it HURTS

3. sirius getting jealous of barty, evan, and reg’s brotherhood is both satisfying and oh so angering

4. dorcas dresses the best, confirmed

5. the black brothers and back and bonding babey!!!

chapter 21:

1. shit, reg and siri are fighting about remus and it’s getting dirty. verbal punches are being THROWN

2. WAIT HOLY SHIT THE BLACK BROTHERS ARE H U G G I N G. GODDAMN

3. this will be reg’s last heist. thank fucking god. if they all get out of this alive, then they can all be happy ever after. (feed into my delusions pls)

4. i too am part of the “having complicated emotions about regulus black club”

5. 😧 shocked speechless. remus joked about marrying sirius

6. james crying at weddings is so canon

[moonshynecybin]

what's like. your dream rosquez au. other than the ones you've talked abt already

hmmm juicy question.... i love an amnesia au tbh like i consider soapy melodrama to be the food of life... like. the marc of 2024 just starting his tenure at gresini gets magically bonked on the head and forgets the last ten years for an indeterminate amount of time. insane to meeee. in this his memory stops at the tail end of the 2014 season where he was insanely dominant, so its baby marc with a different bike different body different team moved out of cervera vale hates him now he knows no one on the grid besides his brother and hasnt won a race in two years. neurotic lil contol freak babychamp NIGHTMARE ! so my man marc is losing the idgaf war but throwing himself into figuring out that goddamn ducati like its a LIFE RAFT. and of course vale catches wind somehow (open secret in the paddock) and he gets curious... baby marc... none of that history... very flattering crush on him... like truly maybe he's been spending the last little bit thinking things through about their past (hello marc helping franky. welcome to the narrative table.) and thinking of toe-ing the waters. shooting marc that text... truly maybe he has forgiven marc/realized its more nuanced but he hasnt mustered the courage to broach the topic with marc bc of the ego risk... like he thinks theyre too far gone to save maybe. marc hates him now. BUT! then there's this version of marc who ISNT dragging all of that around... and talking to him would be like time travel, a chance to pretend all the bitterness never happened, and this marc still likes him (LOVES him...) so vale says hi. and marc says hi back with a sparkle in his eyes when he looks at valentino that hasnt been around for ten years

[theosconfessions]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

thank you for the ask lovey!!! i fucking love these sm!

Dustin Stephens[Kline]

Dusty has a ghost podcast with his friends,including Sid[scarletts ex who was on the team way before any of that happened] being that they actually go on location and put up those videos on youtube..hes kept him on the team. what kicked up his interest was theo telling him some stories about his first run on the bachelor and how he,lillie, and a couple of the other girlies thought that the mansion was haunted.dustin wants to get theo to return to it SO bad but he refuses. something about being too old to fuck with that shit now. he'll convince him. This along with his own prior experiences really kinda catapulted dustin into wanting to do something for himself and on his own

Dustin is completely captivated by fatherhood and is actively begging theo to agree to just one more baby even though the twins are A LOT.

Dustin has forgiven a lot of his past but he doesnt forget that shit. not just Theo but also robin and rivs mum..everything that shes attempted in the past to ruin his life. he has a warped sense of trust. he thinks he trusts his husband but he is always second guessing and who can blame him.its something theyre both working on even though he cant convince theo to see a therapist for the life of him.theyre putting in the work at home to make sure this is cemented

His fave past time lately once his husbands asleep is playing Call of Duty online with Riv. that and just absolutely smothering teddie and nellie in grandpa kisses <3

He secretly wishes everyday they themselves would have the wedding they never did. He sees Blake scheming and it just kinda makes him blah. the baby

[jennrypan]

So..MLB basically says.

Gabriel, Tomoe, Jagged Stone, Audrey and Andre are ALLLLL worthy of redemption and theyre actually NOT that bad despite one being an actual terrorist and the others being either overbearing to an abusive degree, neglectful and childish or verbally abuse.

BUT NO ITS FINE CUZ YOU KNOW WHOS THE WORST???

LILA AND CHLOE CUS THEY WERE MEAN TO THE MC. THESE 14 YEAR OLD LITTLE ASSHOLES ARE FAR WORSE THAN THE LITERAL ADULT DIRT BAGS SURROUNDING THEM.

Obviously Chloe and Lila are assholes and deserve repercussions for being bullies and treating others like shit, anyone with a brain can see that but to be so heinous and down right stupid to claim these kids are more fucked up than the actual adults who are fully aware of whats going on?? Whos been alive longer?? Seriously?? Make that make sense.

Why does Gabriel get to redeem himself after spending months terrorizing Paris, killing people, neglecting his son and even physically abusing him when he deems it fit?? Why does he get a pass?? Cuz his baby mom got sick doin shit she knows she shouldnt be doing?? Really??

Why does Audrey and Andre get to not see anyone call them out for how they made Chloe?? Why does Andre get to disown Chloe and start over with her nicer copy?? After making her into the spoiled brat she is cuz HE GAVE HER EVERYTHING SHE WANTED, HE COULDVE PUT HIS FOOT DOWN BUT HE DIDNT?? HES A GROWN MAN, and suddenly hes done?? Cuz he wanted to be some dumbass director?? Seriously?? Sir you made your daughter that way and allowed your shitty wife to talk down to her and destroy her self worth, you allowed your daughter to keep demanding things from people and never ONCE tried to speak up, and suddenly you wanna start over with a kid that isnt even yours??

Jagged Stone literally abandons his whole ass kids cuz "kids arent cool" and he KNEW WHERE THEY WERE, KNEW WHO THEY WERE, and likely wouldve NEVER told them unless Luka in his akumatized form actually found him cuz hes a fucking man child going through a midlife crisis

(also lol @ all the salt fics saying hed be there for Marinette more than her own parents. Mf wasnt even there for his own kids, bffr)

I cant really say much on Tomoe cuz we dont really get much on her besides little hints but giving how Kagami is and how she mentions she wasnt even allowed to draw shows that Tomoe is exactly like Gabriel and what do ya know..Kagamis also a senti monster. Its fucked up!

Why do these grown ass adults get passes but Lila and Chloe dont? Chloes apparently a little soulless monster and Lila?? Is a fucking sociopath pulling an Orphan with all these new identities?? What the fuck??

Also lets not forget, Felix tried to make Adrien lose his friends, mocked Adrien for being an abused kid, found out Adriens mother is in the basement and REFUSES TO TELL HIM?? He gave Gabriel all of the miraculous, and instead of helping his COUSIN, he helps this random girl hes now suddenly obsessed with?? What?? But no yeah FELIX deserves to be forgiven despite all of his actions also being just as selfish and terrible as Chloe and Lila but go the fuck off ig, but EVEN STILL HES NOT WORSE THAN GABRIEL

[nervousron]

I was replaying fresh meat and I really wish the game showed the like effect that it had on mikey. I read a fic like whet he became a peskatreian (I've butcherd the spelling but a veggie that eats fish) and freaks out whenever Trevor talks about cannablism.

I might write sm about the aftermath of fresh meat trikey style.

This doesn't make mush sense but I'd love to hear your thoughts about fresh meat, especially the aftermath

Duuude yeah Meat by @nevergonnasimpyoumikey ?! Its such a good fic. Michael is a tough rocko macho guy, but he's definitely gonna be affected by the trauma hes gone through.

Also sorry i never oublished this ask! I had been coming back and rewording it a hundred times then never posted. So heres the things i stopped and started! Theres a lot of repeating in there from me restarting ideas, so sorry for the repetitiveness!

I love thinking aboutbjow micjael feels before and after. Slightlu conflicted, but mostly angry. Hiding his shame and guilt behind fury. I think Michael would totally develop a small grudge against Trevor over it. In the beginning im sure he's pissed, but at least gets the karmic joke of it all. He lied to Trevor and tried to have him killed. Now Trevor's life decisions post-ludendorff are what will kill Michael. He gets it, he's piss-scared, and he's pretty sure he's gonna die. But there's a part of him that hopes that Trevor's loyalty will win out. Hes fucked him over countless times, and T always came back no matter what. Maybe this time wont be different? Trevor will show up at the last second and everything will be fine. But then again-

after the abuse he deals with from Cheng and his men, he starts getting more scared. He doesnt want to deal with that, so he gets angrier. Angry at Cheng, Trevor, Dave Norton, and himself. Then back around to Trevor because if hes gonna die, hes not gonna die being self reflective about the consequences of his actions.

When youre playing as Franklin you can overhear two of Cheng's men talking about sending Michael's meat to Trevor when theyre done killing him. I really hope one of them mentioned it to Michael too, because thatd be a fun nightmare for him to have on repeat.

And his lines when hes a cow from peyote are fun to throw into this mess:

"Aint no one gonna make bacon outta me, baby"

I thought i was a man, now i eat grass? Is that better?

I used to eat meat, now people want to kill me. Why, im not so bad. I mean sure i used to kill people and now i eat flowers, but give a recidivist ruminant a break, will ya?

I think the smell of meat would be nauseating for him for a while. But considering he kills on the regular and is more than accustomed to gorey smells, I think itd twist in a particular way that makes him more inclined to "power through it" and just eat a bunch of medium rare bleeder burgers, almost like exposure therapy. He throws up all of it, but he at least thinks theres some progress there.

I think deep down michael was hoping trevor would come back for him. Cause if he did, it would mean he was forgiven. He knows what he did was the end all be all of betrayal, and he knows that in a sick way this is probably karma and he definitely deserves it. But he doesnt want to die, and definitely not in a meat grinder. But alone in a cold cell he probably laughed to himself over the irony. Trevors fuck-up being the reason he dies. The whole mess he was trying to avoid by fucking atrevor over in the first place.

I would love to read anything and everything youve got about fresh meat!

[jihyocentric]

every ask u answer abt puppy!hyo is just …chefs kiss 🤌🏼. i love that au so much theyre jus a bunch of (adorable) losers :’)). does puppy!hyo go to the vet? if so, is she the type of pup to be scared of going or would she not care? does she need nayeon or jeong to be there with her for emotional support? does hyo have any other funny dog like characteristics? (for example the pup cups and the hidden pills in food) i love all ur works and jus everything abt ur page in general.

i should be sleeping rn but i can't fall asleep so absolutely let's talk about the most precious pup!

3mix is really the best! cutest losers ever. in pup hyo specifically i love how jihyo is 2yeon's baby... like she's so so precious to them. it doesn't matter that she's a possessive pup, that she doesn't let nayeon work at home or that she eats half of their food when they have a meal together. all of those things can and will be forgiven simply because she's cute and they love her!

i think she goes to a doctor that's specialized in hybrids... so kind of a regular doctor, but she has to get checked often because her body works differently than regular humans.

i'd say she's hypersensitive. loud sounds can make her stressed and hurt her ears (except for nayeon's scandalous laugh, hyo loves it), she's clumsy so she often gets bruised and hurts her tail, and she might have ruts when she's not supposed to, so they give her some pills to control it — which nayeon has to hide in her food of course, or else jihyo won't take them at all.

and yes she's scared 😭 i'd say she's anxious about what the doctor will say. she might think she has a serious disease or something when really she only has a few scratches that need to be taken care of! and i totally see 2yeon pampering her when they notice she's scared 🥺 she really needs their reassurance :(

i'd say that she has a strong pup personality but she's a lazy puppy unless she's at the park. at home she's really just a lapdog who wants to be with nayeon and jeongyeon all the time. she can't always be with jeongyeon bc they don't live together yet, but when she can she will NOT leave jeongyeon's side. unless nayeon wants her attention! oh, and she loves to bite them. playfully of course! she loves belly rubs too, and she gets LOTS of it!

i like to think that hyo is hesitant to play with dog toys 😭 like if nayeon or jeongyeon give her a ball she'll tell them she's not playing with it because she's not "that type" of dog... but if 2yeon throw it somewhere she'll run to catch it :(( she's really silly and they love her lots!

also whenever nayeon drops her at jeongyeon's, she'll spend the entire time following jeongyeon around, asking her "what are you doing" and jeongyeon thinks it's both annyoing and adorable. jihyo doesn't know she might be annoying, she's just genuinely curious and it's what makes jeongyeon melt the most :(

lastly, have you heard about that "liquid cat" thing? i think jihyo is a liquid pup. she doesn't mind being handled by 2yeon at all, it's like she doesn't even notice she's being carried sometimes. if she falls asleep on the couch, nayeon takes her back to bed and she doesn't feel a thing. she will only wake up with a lot of persistence, really.

ooh and when she sleeps and dreams about things she likes, her tail wags! nayeon can always tell when she's dreaming 🥺 her face looks peaceful but her tail wags and her ears twitch!

that's the pup hyo of the day! thank you for passing by! i think i can go to sleep now hehe

[gaysonlyocean]

ooo followup question about tlou au, sorry if it’s been asked before !! I’d love to hear about Sarah n Thatcher’s relationship dynamic

dw it hasnt!!

thatcher knew sarah pre outbreak when she was a baby but about three years into everything dave took her and left the QZ so the last time he saw her was when she was a toddler

he still worries a lot about her cause yknow everythings gone to shit and of what happened with mark, his first response to seeing her again is to ask if shes ok, which doesnt go well

sarah doesnt really remember thatcher himself due to how young she was but she knows about him, and more specifically knows about what happened to mark and she has never forgiven him for it, no matter how many times dave tries to explain it wasnt his fault what happened, thatcher promised that hed keep mark safe and he broke that promise so now she doesnt have a brother anymore and she makes sure he knows about it

when she meets thatcher again her first response is to avoid him as much as possible and give him the cold shoulder, which is mostly cause other people are watching and she doesnt want to cause a scene

this is not the case later on when theyre alone and she makes sure to let him know exactly what she thinks of him, even going as far as to say "how long til you get that kid killed like you did mark?"

so its... tense to say the least!

[bittieswithbrokenbones]

what is your favorite type of bitty to torture and why? :0 for me its probably blueberries, cherries and papy bitties. I suppose its just satisfying to punish those specific types bc of their typically childish nature.

Theyre supposed to be adults! (In bitty standards at least) so they should be able to learn from their mistakes, be independent on various things instead of fully relying on their owners and knowing that certain behaviors will not be forgiven bc they’re not even human toddlers, so they dont get to get away with their dumb childish behavior.

Tbh its just fun to forcefully make them drop the “energetic childish soft bean who is mummah’s precious baby uwuwuwuwu” act lmao. Sorry, this turned into a mini rant fjshdhs

hmm… i tend to mostly think/write about blueberries because it's definitely easy and satisfying to watch them get thrown around and stuff. i think i'm a cherry abuser at heart, though; where blueberry and papy bitties have some form of ego and independence, cherries are just so mentally fragile and unable to do much of anything without having help. which i think opens up a lot of creative ideas, especially if you compare cherries - or even just take into account the relationship - to edgies.

like, i can imagine any other bitty type surviving some time as a stray but theres absolutely no way a cherry would make it, yknow?

[yuridovewing]

hiii im like 4 years late to this trend by i wanted to do the @10leftau generator because i remembered the blog the other day and i wanted to do it for myself real quick ^^

disclaimer: i cheated with dovewing and briarlight. i really wanted them to live. but they're not staying anyways so i still went for 20 cats on the generator

ThunderClan survivors: Dovewing, Briarlight, Lionblaze, Poppyfrost, Ivypool, Mousewhisker, Purdy, Cinderheart

ShadowClan survivors: Rowanclaw, Sparrowkit, Dewkit, Weaselkit, Stoatpaw, Mistkit, Blackstar, Shrewfoot, Dawnpelt, Scorchfur

WindClan survivors: Harespring, Ashfoot, Heathertail

RiverClan survivors: Willowshine, Hollowflight, Reedwhisker

Notes about certain dynamics under the cut just by glancing at these guys's wiki pages

Inititally, the cats all try to live together, but are sorted into small groups at their new "camp", composed of their original clans of course.

-I'm stealing from the original and having Dovewing there just so she can leave to become a kittypet. she's exhausted of clan life, she just went through major trauma and wishes she had died instead, and is suffocating so much that she just cant do it anymore. she goes off to the twolegplace.

-However, Briarlight joins her! she had also felt suffocated in thunderclan by her mother and antagonized by her sister, ignored by her father and dismissed by her brother, and before she could remedy any of those relationships, they die. Not only that, her best friend, Jayfeather, is dead. The other cats there are Poppyfrost and Cinderheart as well, who she always felt guilty interacting with because Honeyfern died saving her. She likes Purdy, but was always friendly with Dovewing when they were all apprentices, and feels a bit more comfortable with her. She felt suffocated in Thunderclan, no one knew how to help her with her exercises, and dare i say she actually got some nasty comments about her being one of the survivors in this ableist society. So she decides she's sick of this shit. She follows Dovewing to the twolegplace and her new twolegs give her a kitty wheelchair thing :3 also theyre gay

-Ivypool is pissed. She just endured some of the most agonizing trauma of her life and now her sister just walks away from it all? She's not willing to lower herself like her sister suddenly is, and she won't even visit Dovewing when she occasionally sits in her yard. She clings onto that spite because it's the only thing keeping her from falling into her own despair, blaming herself for the battle.

-Cinderheart, Poppyfrost, Lionblaze, and Mousewhisker all become a clique with one another. Lionblaze is the most distant, really only hanging around them through Cinderheart, who he still gets with. All the prophecy cats who live get it BADLY here. Cinder and Poppy are the closest of all, grieving their parents and Poppy's kittens together, and Mousewhisker definitely feels the most guilt, having trained in the dark forest. There's tension, but he's forgiven by the sisters. Lionblaze, not so much.

-Lioncinder babies still happen but ngl i think they're divorced

-Purdy is the one holding ThunderClan together. He's no leader by any means, but he'll let the young survivors cry into his fur if they need it. In "Dovewing's Silence", he apparently gets a line about how the clans shouldn't act like the fallen cats died for nothing, so I imagine he encourages the survivors to honor the fallen and process their grief. He probably gets closest to Ivypool at this point, who he sees is hurting very badly.

-Most of Shadowclan died protecting their nursery. Tigerheart revealed Brokenstar's plan to kill all the kittens to Blackstar, and remembering his reign in the old forest, everyone vowed to protect them as much as they can. Brokenstar's spirit would actually die here instead of in Thunderclan's nursery. Ivytail and her kittens didnt made it, nor did Kinkfur and Pinenose, but the rest of the kits survived. Blackstar was knocked to his last life over this.

-Blackstar tries to be the leader of everyone but this Does Not work. Ashfoot and Reedwhisker also fall into leadership roles, Ashfoot moreso. Lionblaze actually tries to be a leader to go 4 for 4, but this doesn't go well- he and Blackstar are at each other's throats, threatening to kill each other if it weren't for Ash and Reed.

-Wind and River notice the substantial amount of Thunder and Shadow cats left. They're not happy

-Willowshine is overwhelmed taking care of all these cats on her own. She's the only real medic left looking after cats she doesn't know.

-Heathertail is Really uncomfortable living with Lionblaze now. She makes a point out of never being around him, despite her being the same age as the Thunderclan cats. I kinda want her to become leader bc I like her

-its night thats all i have rn but ill think of more later

[thegeminisage]

6, 13, 18?

HI BESTIE ty for asking sorry i didnt do it last night I Went To Bed. lets fuckin go

6. which ship fans are the most annoying?

well, look, the obvious answer would be those j*hnlock truthers, and i do hope those tjlc people are having a wretched day rn wherever they are, but ACTUALLY im actually choosing atla for this just to say (sorry) i hate zu//kka SO MUCH. i hate it so much, it's unreal. i don't particularly have beef with the shippers necessarily but i think the concept is so fucking lame. it's a classic case of migratory slash fandom paired with a side of misogyny. the thought process goes like "zuko is rotting holes in my brain > want to ship him with someone > i don't want to ship him with a female character > the only one left is sokka." (even though suki is right there.) aang is out on the basis of being a baby and the rest of the gaang is girls. if you don't like zutara that's fine, but sokka/zuko is the SAME THING with less anger issues and less women. katara is kind of a devisive character to begin with (this is misogyny) but then one time i saw someone deride zutara for being "straight" to reason why shipping zuko with sokka was superior and i have never forgiven it. IT'S THE SAME SHIP. like HOW was this popular enough to PIT ZUKO/SOKKA/SUKI IN THE OT3 SEMIFINAL POLL? hello?? what were they doing there?? suki and zuko speak TWO LINES to one another! god! i guess that's better than using your ship to excuse hating suki but jesus christ it's so transparent just say you hate women and go

13. worst blorboficiation

i'm not doing this one or your other one for spn bc someone else sent in these exact numbers so i am choosing teen wolf. what im gonna say is so controversial but it's actually peter hale and it's not even fanon that did this IT'S CANON. i used to be a big peter fan and then it got completely ruined. ok so peter's whole thing, right, is that he's a deeply horrible person and that kate argent burned every molecule of humanity out of him during the hale fire. okay, got it. fuck yeah. that's rad. SO WHY THEN. IN THE SEASON 3 FLASHBACK EPISODE. WAS HE ACTING EXACTLY THE SAME AS HE DID AS AN ADULT. and this was the one thing that fanon was getting RIGHT. pre-fire versions of peter in fic were wildly different to post-fire versions BECAUSE THAT WAS THE IMPLICATION. peter works perfectly as a villain because his actions are reprehensible but his motives are justified which makes him COMPLEX and with one episode they RUINED IT. it speaks to a larger problem of jeff davis backtracking a lot of stuff that was said or implied in season 1 (such as kate preying on derek when he was underage) for censorship or what the fuck ever. now whenever i see peter in anything the only thing i wanna do is roll my eyes. they made him like him for ten whole minutes in 6A and that was the best it ever got again. sorry to peter hale fans.

18. it’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

i won't list my teenwolf rarepair here, but that. oh, wait, actually, my ff13 rarepair. fang & lightning are WAY BETTER than fang & vanille. this on the basis of 1. hot. that section where you can do double commando. sexy. 2. everyone keeps calling vanille a kid and it weirds me out to ship her with someone who calls her that/thinks of her that way 3. lightning/fang is sort of the same dynamic as lightning/snow which i love in a NONROMANTIC way in that lightning is the straight man, very stoic, and fang is so flippant and casual about everything and so open with her emotions that it gets on her nerves until it becomes endearing. and theyre both quite In Charge generally so when lightning is like well every monster is one step closer to rescuing vanille they keep each other going in that same way, out of sheer stubbornness. anyway 10/10 ship dynamic i completely understand and respect fang/vanille fans but i wish fang/lightning got the same amt of attention

[ASK MEME]

[gayspock]

ok miniseries liveblog . night 1

okay so for the record. what i know about battlestar galactica going into it: it's a remake of a series from the 70s; to my understanding, it's a slightly "darker" tone in comparison to other sci-fi shows of its time; ive heard vague, mixed things about later seasons of the show but i heard vague rumblings about farscape s4 & pk wars so idk what to think fo that; and that's listerally about it

i genuinely dont know anything plot-wise im going to just go into this completely blind starting with miniseries

OKAY. we're opening with a blonde girlie sucking tongue. how does this bode for the rest of the show? well we'll see. also i cant tell if all blonde girlies look the same or if she looks like skyler white.

well now whos this smart looking gent with the circular specs. does he have issues in the head-

OKAY HANG ON

WHOS THE GIRLIE WITH THE ARMS, NOUGHTIES BOY BAND HAIR, AND THE CIGAR CAN WE PAN BACK PLEASE-

STARBUCK? YOU CALLED THIS WOMAN STARBUCK?

WELL WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER GIRLIE WHOS SHE. THERES WOMEN HERE. DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT.

i know shes the one in the right here. sorry. but whats the point of balding, divorcing men if you cant take the mick out of them. theyre like bruises to poke at.

also referring to how i knew jack shit going in: i dont know why, but in my head this was going to be a bit crunchier despite knowing its from '03. kind of sad. i wanted some ugly shit BUT in fairness those cylons were pretty funny looking, too

oh its red dress woman again

IS SHE ABOUT TO KILL THAT BABY?

COME ON GIRLIE.

also im fascinated - hey.... sorry red dress woman reappeared again , not in a red dress but instead in that sheer little number? okay.... all is forgiven... like. maybe it wasnt even her fault.. maybe shes allowed to kill babies like its just a #woman moment ... can women fucking do anything these days like please

oh now shes eating face . busy schedule with this woman

also my interest is piqued btw i should say that. im always a fan of artifical lifeforms BU

CAN YOU BE POLITE TO THE LITTLE MECHANIC GUY WHOS JUST SO EAGER AND HERE TOHELP. i will also say theres so many people here. do i have to remember allthese people. and i reemmber 0 names. smile.

like this. is this the other woman from earlier-

are they

WHYS EVERYONE SUCKING AND FUCKING

OKAY I LIKED HER AND I LIKED HIM SO I SHANT COMPLAIN BUT MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME. i liked polite mechanic guy whats his name. and like i said the girlie is cute too. i love women.

oh fuck back to red dress lass and fucking GAIUS i remember his name because hes got long hair, he's shorter and his name is fucking GAIUS . can you not take the piss out of blondie's religion. she literally kills babies she can kill you too i dont doubt.

i hate gaius' voice. fucking gaius

sorry i dont know why im this strongly against gaius i just feel violent today. i dont mean it. maybe gaius is nice. maybe i will be affectionate towards gaius. but i kind of want to kick him around like a football.

theres also this polite young man i see with the curly hair and the sensible yet charming little suits

I LIKE THE OLDER GUY WHO HAD GLASSES. THE IN CHARGE GENT. I LIKE HIM THUS FAR. YEAH. DONT LET THEM NETWORK THIS BITCH. SO TRUE.

oh hey starbucks

starbuck

frappycunio

DONT FUCKING SHACK HER UP WITH THIS LAD EITHER. YOU BETTER NOT. HE'S GOT A RAT FACE. IS THIS THE LAD WHOS MEANT TO FLY THE THINGY. YEAH

oh so it's "lee" is it. with the dead brother. ii dont care. starbuck and lee it doesnt even make sense.

and going BACK hi red dres- HE DID N OT. I KNEW IT. FUCKIN GAIUS. SLAG. MAN SLAG I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU. LETS KICK HIM ABOUT LIKE A FOOTBALL. HE'LL SQUEAK

hi lee.

OH

MISTER IN CHARGE IS DIVORCED. EPIC.

and lee hates him. oh i love it when there's family strife. girls. FIGHT.

back to gaius and blondie

"you knew i was different" blondie maybe he just thought you had the tism . its charming. that autistic rizz.

ibtw towards gaius to clarify , i wasnt HOSTILE-HOSTILE towards gaius before just thinking about teething with him but now hes kind of whimpering and it slike so im giggling MORE thnan i was as im kicking him about does that make sense. i want to play silly golf with him

mister in charge. adama. do i call him that now. hes got his specs back on. hi-

SEE. WET. WHIMPERING. PATHETIC. [STARTS BEATING HIM UP]

number 6 is that going to be her name now.

i feel cheeky calling her blondie

MATE

THE BALDING DIVORCEE.

also other girlie from earlier... boomer is her name... i like her too. smile.

also i like this woman. uhm i, sorry i didnt get her name... the government official. theres lots of girlies for me to smile about

FUCKING GAIUS MADE IT. OF COURSE YOU DID GAIUS. WEE PRICK.

hi lee, again... can you be friendly to the photographer.

acrually nevermind its that guy. fucks sake. HE HATES WOMEN. FUCK THE PHOTOGRAPHER. LEE GET HIS ASS.

okay thank god. lady is in charge. GOOD.

also are you kidding me is gaius about to get pulled by the lottery by boomer and bloke because thats so funny. especially with the kids. imagine being 10 years old and abandoning your parent for fucking gaius to be on board

ALSO BOOMER'S LITTLE BOYTOY... I LIKED HIM... youre scaringhim. hurting his feelings. booooo

"AREN'T YOU GAIUS BALTAR." "yeah i haVENT DONE ANYTHING" FUCKING GAIUS. TYPICAL.

boomer's bestie ... are you kidding me. HELO? HELLO . YOURE GIVING UP THE SEAT FOR FUCKING GAIUS. JOKES. ITS JOKES AT THIS POINT.

also LAURA. government girlie is laura... now president laura of the world. girlboss

can WE ALL JUST. RESPECT WOMEN. THINGY OF EDUCATION. SO SHE A LEARNED WOMAN. WHATS THE PROBLEM. LEAVE HER ALONE.

a woman can survive any blast. shes fine. i know she is

although then again... if your fucking callsign is apollo i dont know what the hell you expect

okay end of part 1

[oldmanrock]

holding myself accountable.. speaking my truth: giojack.. a once believed myth.

I made a servere and continous lapse in my judgement.

I DO NOT. expect to be forgiven for my prior sins...

in previous years, giojack was all i knew. Now i know so much better. hairlineshipping is the only truth to exist upon this earth - without hairlineshipping i am a shell of my self.

but, dear erader. you deserve to know about giojack - as i have kept my shameful past beliefs to myself and this is simply unfair. the following works showcase my prior delusions believed last year (circa this month last year)...

"reasons why giojack is cannon: 1) JJ - "giovanni", steming from italian, is "john" in english. [bo]jack and john begin with the same letter - hence giovanni and bojack are cannonically soulmates 2) baldness - Bojack is a horse. horses typicallky ahve a lot of hair and are not bald. giovanni is severly bald to the point where he has not eyebrows. oppostes attract, theyre caoniccal 3) mental ilness - both are mentally ill reasons why giojack is cannon: 1) JJ - "giovanni", steming from italian, is "john" in english. [bo]jack and john begin with the same letter - hence giovanni and bojack are cannonically soulmates 2) baldness - Bojack is a horse. horses typicallky ahve a lot of hair and are not bald. giovanni is severly bald to the point where he has not eyebrows. oppostes attract, theyre caoniccal 3) mental ilness - both are mentally ill"

signing off.. you now know the awful truth

ps.

i'll always love you baby girl

[theosconfessions]

ok. i'm caught up on scarlett doing her clout thing. and i gotta know something. does she maybe think that theo mainly came back to them because he wanted to get DUSTIN back and the family was just a package deal? does she maybe think he would never have come back had it not been for dustin? does she look at Theo and see a guy who mainly got his crap together for the sake of the guy he loved, and less for the children he has already admitted he didn't initially want? because then, it might not matter as much to her that dustin loves him and forgives him. because it would have nothing to do with her. she would be the setback to their great love story that they had to overcome.......which is probably why she went overboard in getting this info out. Like a "HA! I KNEW IT! YOU WERE ALWAYS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE!" and obviously she's never forgiven him and doesn't have to, just because Dustin did. Maybe she lowkey looks at Dustin crazy for even letting him back into their lives? Maybe Scarlett has never been able to forgive any of it?...oh god don't let her find out Theo called her the C word. She'd probably try to kill him....YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE STORYTELLER.

OMG! first of all THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ! you have no idea how much it really means to me that you read about my wee psychos. im honoured seriously. second. BINGO. ding ding motherfucking ding! theos view on his kids havent changed. when he got himself straight he did that for dusty and for dusty only. the kids come with him and as awful as it sounds...his priority is only dustin and i think dustin may push that down just because he loves him but theres gotta be some part of him thats like questioning some things. although theo LOVES the kids he did everything he did for his husband and to get him back. if it werent for dustin i think scarlett knows that theo wouldve been long gone. the things with her specifically are rocky at best. dustins the real saving grace to her [even though she did him pretty dirty too] dustin took her and raised her. theo wasnt present. her mom was too caught up with jami to pay any attention to her. dustin took over and took responsibility for her. and i think although dustin gives his kids a great childhood.she holds a lot of ill will towards her dad because she knows KNOWS he only did this for the love of his life. theo CARES but even now at his age he's kinda just like theyre a little bit of an afterthought. hes still an asshole and hes been like this since he had his first kid with marlee. [hint he has way more kids than he lets on which is why hes on blake so hard and he knows this. theyre all grown now but he sees some repeats going on here with blake and riv and he isnt a fan ] the only kids theo has that were planned are the twins.. and that was for dustin. and for himself a little. they have these kids that bind them now. dustin cant shake him if he wanted to . he loves them . he does. but his patience is thin and hes old so the babies are a little trying for him. . scarlett absolutely doesnt forgive him for leaving. and her mother kind of turning her back on her leans more into that. and youre absolutely right i think she does look at dustin like what was wrong with our lives before he came back and whys he here? he just doesnt give a fuck . and dustins devils advocate here. he can make up for what theo lacks but i think scarlett wants her dad to be present himself. dustin can only do so much. i think dustin and theo are still working through a lot of things themselves. in dustins mind hed want theo to be more involved but he also knows theos just kind of MEH and theo is also just kind of a shitty person. and always has been. and although hes made some strides here nothing much has changed in regards to his views on kids for sure. LONG WINDED IM SORRY haha!

[the-whispers-of-death]

desperate for any stone and mārīe interactions, so like any good writer, im just gonna. force it into existence.

maybe she has a break from school and is on the ranch a lot more with stone while sylvester's at work getting that bread

imagining her being super super hyped to spend time with her 2nd favorite dad in the whole world.... only to go to bed the previous day and sleep until noon

i really wanna say that they have both horses *and* ponies there. cuz she *begged* for them and theyre all named after MLP characters, sorry but my heart says its true

maybe shes not really allowed around the horses cause theyre still new and getting used to their new home and scared/nervous horses dont discriminate when bucking

imagining her being really really eager though and being a little nuisance and going "if you dont let me see the horsies it means you dont love me :(((" to stone

anyways she gets to go see said horsies. and feed them.

i feel like she'd be the type to try and help with like cleaning and transporting the hay and whatnot, only to be utterly useless but very, very enthusiastic about "helping" anyways

type of girl who'd befriend all of the farm cats. theyre all named after warrior cat cats. sorry. probably keeps bringing them inside, despite sylvester being mildly allergic and always scolding her afterwards

... imagining her getting horse riding lessons and. oh fuck. you know what happens at riding lessons... anyways stone looks away for a *second* and. oh f u c k

anyways imagine sylvester coming home after his 9-5, only to *not* be met with his bumbling daughter running up and yapping his ear off. first major red flag

second flag being... *why the fuck is stone so nervous and sweaty all of a sudden,,, hmmm*

"... love, whats---" "she fell off a horse, okay?????" "WHAT"

no idea how much this mischaracterizes him, but my hear says hes an awful medic for kids. too aware of his size, too aware he can make things worse, and worst of all, *scare* the kids

i wanna say mārīte is fine and only got a few bruises and just hit her head a little, but still got sentenced to the bed by stone. but still, sylvester aint happy. who would be? now poor guy's just stressing out over potential brain injury

"i leave you two alone for ONE day-- stone. look at me. *look at me*. bad boy. ugh. >:( unbelievable"

imagining him just going to the kitchen to make dinner afterwards, mood ruined and. oh.... *its... already made*

*cough* later its just... "baby.. dya wanna make up f'r me fully? wanna be a good boy f'r daddy again? 'm sorry for yellin' lovely... c'mon, come to me.. good.. thats a good boy" *cough*

~ rusty

Stone needs to be fucked real good to even think he can be forgiven for the grave mistake he made.

Stone's only a good medic for kid if he's Girl Dad!Stone (because of course he's not going to let a random stranger doctor his kid). But he's not Girl Dad!Stone here, he's Canon!Stone. And Canon!Stone has only ever patched up adult soldiers in his life until he met Sylvester and Mārīte.

All this to say, he's never going to look away ever again. But also, he probably most likely would've never looked away in the first place (can we say thank you to his paranoia??) but for this scenario, we'll just pretend he somehow doesn't have the insane amount of paranoia that would've led to him not taking his eyes off of Mārīte on a horse.

[wisconsin2002]

Okay I'm just gonna say something that should be obvious.

Everybody's take at Commander Anne and it being rushed.

Some people might feel like they shouldn't like an episode because of other peoples criticism on it or opinion.

I for one did think the episode zoomed by pretty fast but you are all within you're right to disagree or enjoy the episode. It's okay.. You form your own opinions on the show. Whether they be strong or soft opinions, It's still yours and you're very much entitled to it. Same thing with critics, yall have your opinions and whatever I'm about to say doesn't immediately mean you have to freaking agree with me or abandone your own opinion. Okay.

.. Back to the point

However I do also think a lot of people who are going around calling Sashas redemption rushed have not the slightest idea of what theyre saying. Especially when they bring up where "Anne forgave her".

Point me to the exact moment Anne says she forgave Sasha. I WANT TO SEE IT!

I don't see it. What I do see is Anne and Sasha literally agreeing to each other to put their differences asside to focus on... Oh..idk..maybe.....THE WAR! MARCY in TROUBLE...you know PRIORITIES! BIG ASS BLUEBERRY NEWT KING IN THE SKY READY TO BRING UPON AN ALIEN INVASION TO AMPHIBIA!

There's a time and place for Anne and Sasha to work on their emotional baggage and past issues. The Middle of a war isn't one of em.

"But Anne hugged Sasha and didn't yell at her and told her she changed"

Anne was stating the facts. Sasha has changed whether you think it's rushed or not it's true. Still doesn't mean she's fully redeemed or forgiven or has 100% changed every bad flaw about herself. It means she's on a path to doing so.

A hug and a couple words of encouragement does not immediately mean that She's forgiven. Not even close. Sasha can have closure and support, she can have people who have her back leading her on to make a change for the better and the people leading her on can still not forgive her, they can still carry the trauma and the betrayals. Sasha did a lot of wrong that's not easily forgiven for, shes gotta earn that and the fact that shes working her way up to earn that is what Anne said herself, Proved she's changed. Big change or small change, Change is change. If Sasha is willing to put in the work to better herself, something we didn't get a sign off from past Sasha..Past Sasha was all talk no walk while this Sasha is clearly taking baby steps,.. What would you call that? I call it the beginnings of an actual change in character and the steps into redemption. Not yet redemption.

I think fandoms always get redemptions wrong or don't understand them very well.. Usually in a fandom there's. Two sides.

One side appreciating glorifying the character to the max and somewhat not taking actions and consequences into account

And then there's the other side.. THAT DOES THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE. Takes all actions into account and literally thinks of nothing else but putting the character down.

It's always too much of one or the other side

Which is why when I see critics and fans at eachothers throats I always think about how they both are two sides of the same coin with different misunderstandings of the equal and opposite argument.

Like fair play to critics right. Pointing out flaws and shit but come on. Do you pay attention to any of the conversations or Dialogues? Any time skips? Or do you just straight up look at the minute mark or the episode length and go "OH YEAH its Rushed." Amphibia looking like Mad Max, looking like Thanos home planet, and you want them to Talk about emotional baggage? Dude. And then yall say you wan't a longer episode and I know for a fact you still wouldn't be pleased because that's still not gonna solve emotional baggage at all. Do you know how long that's gonna take? How long for Anne and Sasha to talk about all their past issues and heal from them? That's not a one or two episode thing man that's months of talking to eachother, forming trust and figuring things out. That's not something we can give time to right now and clearly Amphibia is not trying to go into that yet. Let the girls fight the big fight and in the end when Amphibia is not ruled by a crazy blue bitch. Let them go back to earth, see their families and then talk about emotional baggage once they're not in danger. Let the story play👏 out👏.

Whether you think the episode is rushed or not is your own entitled opinion and thats fine but it's not opinion to say that the story still needs to play out cause it very much does.