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#things fall apart šŸ˜’
dearqueerdeers Ā· 1 year
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no wait actually as an avid reader English classes pissed me off so bad in high school. before high school I just found them vaguely annoying because it was super easy stuffā€” the author says in paragraph 3 that daisy is mad. Which of these word is a synonym for ā€œmadā€?ā€” but in high school they really started to lean into analysis that was deeper than ā€œsurface levelā€. Hereā€™s the thing. Iā€™ve been writing fanfiction since I was 11. I know how to read between the lines. I know how to analyze shit. Been doing it forever. So I get to English classes where theyā€™re asking me to do that and I go ā€œgreat! this will be fun!ā€ā€” only to be told that I am, in fact, wrong, in my interpretation of whatever current book we were reading.
This happened a lot for a lot of books (I am autistic lmao), but the one that infuriates me to this day is when we read Things Fall Apart in my senior year English class. Note that we did not read Heart of Darkness, which supposedly this book was a response to, so I could very well be missing a chunk of analysis here. It essentially followed a man living in Nigeria pre-colonialism and followed his life as European ā€œmissionariesā€ slowly started invading the surrounding area & eventually his home. According to my English teacher, Heart of Darkness portrayed the indigenous people in African in a very negative light and erased a lot of their culture, and Things Fall Apart was written as a rebuttal to showcase the rich culture and interior lives of the people portrayed as ā€œsavagesā€ in Heart of Darkness.
And yes, the book did a wonderful job of showcasing the presence of a thriving culture and the personhood of those living in Nigeria! However. This teacher absolutely refused to hear any analysis that painted the main character in a bad light. If you pointed out that any of his actions were bad and suggested that he had personal growth to do, sheā€™d shut you down immediately. I specifically was told ā€œitā€™s a different culture and you canā€™t judge them based on our cultural standards.ā€ My class was told the protagonist was a good guy trying his best, & thatā€™s what the book was trying to showcase. If you listened to my English teacher without ever touching this book, youā€™d probably think it was about a guy doing his best and who therefore didnā€™t deserve the violence he experienced at the hands of the colonizers. (Disclaimer here that shouldnā€™t need to be said but Iā€™m saying it anyways: You canā€™t ā€œdeserveā€ to be colonized. No culture or individual person should ever be forced to endure colonization. Full stop, period, end of story.)
Hereā€™s the thing. This dude sucked balls, guys. He murders his adopted son. He hits his kids. He abuses his wives. & the whole time shows no learning from any of these actions. And those actions formed my analysis of the book! My analysis was that this guy sucked hard and the point of the book was that even when people suck, colonization is bad. My TEACHERā€™S analysis (and the only analysis she allowed us to discuss) was that this guy was a good guy and the point of the book was to make us feel bad that a good guy was the victim of colonization. I donā€™t even think I need to unpack why thatā€™s totally bullshit, yā€™all have reading comprehension skills lmao.
To this day I still bitch about this book and this unit to my friends who were in that class. Not that any media analysis should ever be considered ā€œrightā€ or ā€œwrong,ā€ but to be told I was wrong in my analysis when I so very clearly was not was infuriating.
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dootznbootz Ā· 10 months
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...It's kind of wild when the terf that you got into a fight with and had to write an essay on "Why violence is wrong" back in high school now works at the pharmacy where you get your medication from...
#I'm sorry for the vent I just am mad that she could be in a PHARMACY. I hope she's at least changed her ways.#she should not be working in health if she still thinks this way.#She definitely remembered me too. I don't think she could forget honestly. neither of us was injured btw.#It wasn't a ā€œfightā€ in the way you think most fights are. she called this sweet trans boy the word rhymes with maggot (that's what she is)#a maggot.#while she was moving around a lot and idk. rage took over and I twisted her arm and she happened to fall and then I cussed her out#I probably over did it but moving her arms around while ranting and then calling him that just pushed me over. I WAS calm at first.#He was a shy and quiet kid and he ā€œdidn't want to make a big deal about itā€ so I tried to follow his request but... you know.#it was in theatre behind the curtains during rehearsal and everyone heard/saw so yea. I got into trouble. no detention surprisingly#it was a long time coming. she would constantly harass him with shit about how ā€œYou still look like a girlā€. and using wrong pronouns#and teachers were told but they didnt' do shit. She also was just a mean person. This guy wasn't the only person she bullied#I only wrote on why VIOLENCE was wrong. not about what I did. The only thing I feel bad about is that I scared the poor guy I was defending#I don't remember what I said (I was that mad) but apparently I "picked her personality apart like a bunch of lego bricks and then told her#why the ā€œlego brickā€ is fucked upā€œ He was just 14-15 and she was 18 btwšŸ˜’literally harrassing a sweet KID.#was convenient though because all I had to do was give her a look and she would immediately back down. idk what I said when I yelled#at her but it was nice that I could do that whenever she would start shit#Mad rambles#idk y'all I'm scared that she's in HEALTH. if I know anything I'll see if I can report her because while I hope she wouldn't fuck with tran#folks medications idk for sure. she was really cruel back in high school.#vent#rant#I try not to post shit like this but I'm worried you know?
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sensitivegoblin Ā· 1 year
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That moment when the Autism is Autisming instead of just being an excuse
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misserabella Ā· 11 months
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loser ellie! hc
nsfw and sfw content!
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loser! ellie who canā€™t flirt to save her life. and when they tell her theyā€™re flirting with her sheā€™ll look around and point at herself with a ā€˜meā€™?
loser! ellie who would suddenly be out eating with joel and send you things like this:
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loser! ellie whose glasses would get all foggy from kissing.
loser! ellie who would stay up ā€˜till late and when someone would ask her to go to sleep she would go like;
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loser! ellie who while in the middle of sexting would send you things like this;
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(she doesnā€™t know how to set the mood)
loser! ellie who when falls in love posts in her social media stuff like;
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loser! ellie who when gets horny begs to eat you out, getting pussy drunk and moaning non-stop against your cunt. she would spent hours like that, her own pussy so wetā€¦ but she couldnā€™t find herself to stop.
loser! ellie who asks for nudes like this;
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loser! ellie who gets sooooo needy when high, asking for hugs and kisses.
loser! ellie who when she gets jealous and you notice she would be like. ā€œno no, donā€™t try and kiss me now. go back to your little girlfriend.šŸ˜’ā€
loser! ellie who sends this to the chat group on christmas even though she already knows the truth.
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loser! ellie who spaces out on the group hangouts and suddenly goes like ā€œif i had a dick it would be massiveā€.
loser! ellie who is always sending you pictures of cartoon couples or cute things she found on pinterest and be like ā€œlook itā€™s us!!!ā€
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loser! ellie who would always act dominant but at the first act of defiance or teasing would fall apart. sheā€™s so easy to breakā€¦ sheā€™ll be begging in a blink.
loser! ellie who has to cancel a plan ā€˜cause sheā€™s already hanging out with ā€œthe wifeā€.
loser! ellie who draws you so much her notebook is filled with doodles of you.
loser! ellie who first told you i love you when she was half asleep and couldnā€™t remember it later so you got mad and she would be like; ā€œwhy are you mad at me? iā€™m sorry! baby what did i do wrong!?!?šŸ˜­ā€
a/n; she lives freely in my mind.
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lunas-side-anime-blog Ā· 9 months
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specific icks i think my fav JJK ppl would give me bc the solution to delulu is bullying <3
(yuji, megumi, nobara, gojo, nanami, inumaki, yuta, maki, toji and choso)
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Yuji
swears to god he can handle spicy food and I promise you he cannot. like every time you guys get ramen and can choose your spice level he insists on the hottest one but he just ends up sweating and crying by the end of it. he will never learn šŸ™
MegumiĀ 
heā€™s that one person in a group chat who's silent and doesnā€™t respond or react to anything, but if you kick him out heā€™d be bitter about it? fucking voyeur, like do you just wanna watch human interaction or are you gonna contribute at some point?šŸ˜’
Nobara
i think if youā€™re her friend and her crush walks by, sheā€™d do a full mood shift and suddenly be meaner to you in hopes of making her crush laugh. THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR PPL WHO DO THIS^^
Gojo
gojo just assumes if you tell him something, itā€™s okay to talk about it like anywhere?Ā he has walked up to you and said, ā€œhey y/n! brought some cranberry juice for you UTI! oh! who are they??šŸ˜€ā€ and you're literally sitting and talking to your PARENTS.Ā 
Nanami
brags about not having friends as if itā€™s his choice? listen I love nanami as much as the next girl with daddy issues, but you cannot tell me he'd have any friends. and heā€™s in denial about it too, heā€™d say something like, ā€œI just canā€™t be bothered with such idiots, Iā€™m too busy and smart.ā€ and it's like ā€œ...did they even invite you to sit with them babe? who's rejecting who, here? bc sounds like they just donā€™t like youšŸ«¢ā€
Inumaki
iā€™m willing to bet money that he does that thing where he clutches his spoon in a fist, ifykyk like Iā€™m cringing just thinking about it. toddler behavioršŸ¼
Yuta
picky eater who lies and says heā€™s allergic to food he doesnā€™t like, just bc he's that dead serious about you not bringing pickles around him. heā€™s committed too like heā€™ll fake a choking noise and everything.Ā drama queen šŸ‘‘
Maki
hey mama's lesbian, Iā€™m srry but she is. has one sports bra she wears every. single. day. itā€™s v questionable bc "babe, when do you wash it??šŸ•µļøā€ā™‚ļø"
Toji
wears the oldest, most torn up boxers like they can be falling apart at the seams with gaping holes in them and he doesnā€™t see the problem???Ā 
Choso
thinks heā€™s so dark and messed up like, ā€œmy music will prob scare youā€ type shit and itā€™s just Pierce the Veil lmao?
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the-oblivious-writer Ā· 8 months
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Drunk in Love
Core Four x Reader | Tara Carpenter x Reader
Drabble: Social Media Au
Summary: You and Tara are just really good friends... really good friends
Warning(s): Swearing, secret relationship, & r's implied to be roomates with chad
Notes: Wrote this ages ago, it's been in my drafts for over a month šŸ˜­ it's technically unfinished but hopefully you'll still enjoy. Silently hoping this helps me out of the writer's block I've been in for let the light in
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y/n
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y/n: your lips, my lips, apocalypse
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chadtheman_meeks: OK, this is the 5th post like this...who is she? šŸ¤Ø
>y/n: who's who?
>chadtheman_meeks: the girl you keep making these posts about
>y/n: I don't kiss and tell
>chadtheman_meeks: fine...keep your secrets...
mindythegreat: and what if I said I know who it is? šŸ¤­
>y/n: you better fucking not...
>mindythegreat: someone's getting defensive...
nik: I wish MY girlfriend posted about me šŸ˜’
>mindythegreat: I DO ā˜¹ļø
>nik: videos of me falling my ass don't count.
tara_dactle
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tara_dactle: in a world of boys, she's a gentleman šŸ’ž
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chadtheman_meeks: I KNOW THAT HAIR
>tara_dactle: it's a very common hair style
>chadtheman_meeks: you're not gonna gaslight me on this
mindythegreat: interesting...
samcarpenter1997: I thought you said you were at y/n's last night
>tara_dactle: ...yes...
>mindythegreat: VERY interesting
mindythegreat:
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mindythegreat: ...guess who I found all cuddled up at the arcade
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tara_dactle: when tf did you take this???
>mindythegreat: was someone too occupied to have seen me? šŸ¤”
>tara_dactle: fall in a ditch.
chadtheman_meeks: hold up- wait a damn minute @y/n isn't that the same hoodie I've seen you wear a million times?
>y/n: it's a very generic hoodie
>chadtheman_meeks: I can literally see your name written on the hem
>y/n: I find that hard to believe since you can't see for shit
>chadtheman_meeks: I breathed.
y/n: mindy, forever the shit stirrer
>mindythegreat: I don't see any denying
tara_dactle
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tara_dactle: just woke up
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mindythegreat: it's like 3 in the afternoon and you JUST woke up šŸ’€
>tara_dactle: you're 19 and STILL haven't had your glow up
>mindythegreat: so aggressive for what
y/n: you could wear a trash bag and still look stunning
>tara_dactle: same could go for you šŸ˜‰
>chadtheman_meeks: ARE YA'LL SEEING THIS SHIT
samcarpenter1997: Isn't this the picture you got ready for?
>mindythegreat: oop "woke up like this" my ass
>tara_dactle: ...don't you have work
>samcarpenter1997: I'm on break
>tara_dactle: lovely.
>mindythegreat: it's okay tar, you can admit you wanted to look good for your mystery girl (y/n) šŸ˜š
>tara_dactle: me when I'm delusional
y/n
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y/n: SHE GOT ME LEGOOOOSSS
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nik: lego dates>>
chadtheman_meeks: i LITERALLY saw tara walk into our apartment with a lego set
>y/n: who?
>chadtheman_meeks: don't play with me rn šŸ˜­
not_ethanlandry: I'm so jealous
>y/n: does chad not do these kinds of things?
>not_ethanlandry: no šŸ˜”
>chadtheman_meeks: @y/n for the last time me and ethan aren't dating
>y/n: not with that attitude
y/n:
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y/n: she's so tiny
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chadtheman_meeks: is this why you kicked me out of the house šŸ˜”
>y/n: I asked you kindly, I never kicked
>chadtheman_meeks: you were practically shoving me out the door
mindythegreat: ya'll are terrible at being in a secret relationship
>y/n: what secret relationship?
>mindythegreat: right...
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A/N: genuinely can't do anything rn
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lokideservesahug Ā· 3 months
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Biggest Patriot
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Pairing:George Russell x American!reader
Warnings: None that I can see... apart from one Danica Patrick diss (I'm sorry it came in my 1 American fic but I appreciate her work as being a woman in motorsports)
Notes: There is probably so many inaccuracies and incorrect stereotypes and Im ever so sorry. I am the furthest thing from American (very English) but when I saw a request from one of my favourite Americans, @a-beaverhausen , I couldn't resist!
Summary: The 4th of July, one if the biggest days in America. But this year it falls on one of the biggest days for the English (in the form of the Silverstone GP). So the big question is, when George Russell, the most British man ever has his home race; where will his girlfriend, the most American woman ever be?
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Yourusername: I had to bring a slice of home to this terribly British eventšŸ˜‰
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User1: Wearing red white and blue to one if the most English events of the year? Too Iconic I fear
ā†³ User2: Well practically, the colours of the Union Flag are also red white and blue so it works
ā†³User3: "wElL prAcTIcAlLy...šŸ¤“" Nerd
ā†³User2: It's true!??!?!
User4: MOTHER PLEASE LEAVE GEORGE FOR ME. I WON'T MAKE YOU STOP 4TH JULY CELEBRATIONS AND WILL PLEDFE ALLEGANCE TO YOU ANYDAY
ā†³Georgerussell: Sorry mate. She's taken
ā†³User5: GEORGE IS SO UNSERIOUS LMAO
Georgerussell: I love you, my favourite patriot (even if it's for a terrible country)
Yourusername: Take that back! We made cool things!
ā†³Georgerussell: OH yeah? Like what babe?
ā†³Yourusername: šŸ˜’Uhm Logan Sargeant ofc
ā†³Logansargeant: šŸ¤
User 6: Y/N not saying herself is hilarious
ā†³Yourusername: OH yeah!!!
@ Georgerussell why didn't you say that I was a good thing to come from America?
ā†³Georgerussell: I feel like this is a trap... So I love you darlingā¤
ā†³Yourusername: šŸ˜’ (Love you toošŸ¤­ā¤)
User7: Is no one thinking Danica Patrick for that Y/N comment?
ā†³User8: No, literally no one is...
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ā†³User9: Y/N LMAO ILY
User10: News just in, America's biggest patriot: the gorgeous, the clever, the funny, the one, the only, Y/N Y/L/N was KIDNAPPEDšŸ˜§ by some English man on the 4th July weekend and taken to....... ew....England šŸ˜”
ā†³User11: I think she actualy flew out and surprised him right?
ā†³User12: Yeah. And they are so sweet together. It gives me faith in love
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Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed.
As always, likes,reblogs and especially feedback is always welcome!
Taglist: @nikfigueiredo @mysoulispainted @leclercings @d3kstar @hiireadstuff @a-beaverhausen @nichmeddar @lozzamez3 @stinkyjax @marymustdie @littlesatanicassholebitch @mehrmonga @insanedeathwish @ems-alexandra @a-disturbing-self-reflection @cherry-piee
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rimunagenius Ā· 7 months
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Wait For Me
Paring: Kayce Dutton x reader!
Words: 2.1k words
Warnings: Angst, fluff ending, curse words?? if thatā€™s even a warning, mentions of branding and burning, abuse, over use of baby (i love it, i love imagining him calling me that, do nit judge mešŸ¤ØšŸ˜’)
Summary: Growing up you and Kayce were inseparable. You didnā€™t know the love you shared was more than friends until sixteen, but what happens when John pushes Kayce too hard, and your relationship hangs in the balance?
ą°Œ If you want to check out my other works for other fandoms and this one, check out my masterlist!!
A/n: no gender or body specification made in the story, so this could be read from any gender/personal preference. This is very self indulgent for me, I love Kayce Dutton and have since i started Yellowstone and I was deeply upset with the lack of fics for him so I had to take matters into my own hands while this godsend of an author writes my requests!!šŸ„¹ anyways, hope you enjoy!!
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You knew it was stupid.
You knew you couldnā€™t have him.
You canā€™t love someone into loving you back. You knew it. He knew it. He knew it would never happen between you; he wanted it to. He did love you, too much, though.
This summer had to be your favorite on the Dutton Ranch. Favorite in Montana. Your favorite in the world, same thing. As long as Kayce was there, it was the perfect anything.
You had loved him your whole life. Ever since you were kids anything he would do would mesmerize you. His hair caught in the breeze when youā€™d chase him around the arena for tag, his smile when youā€™d tell the same joke he was tired of but laughed because he knew it meant something to you.
Somewhere along the way, you had fallen inlove. You always had been, but this time you actually knew what it was. You knew why. It was Kayce. Any woman would be a fool to not love everything about him.
Butā€¦
He had fallen inlove too.
ā€œOh my god! Thatā€™s not-ā€œ You looked at the boy next to you, absolutely falling more inlove the more you looked. Having by far the funniest conversation all summer.
ā€œOh, please! Thatā€™s seriously what I told him!ā€ He laughed, his body leaning on yours, his head halfway into your lap.
ā€œKayce, your such an idiot.ā€ You looked down at him, his eyes already trained on you. Your chuckle had died in your throat as you saw the look in his eyes. Heā€™s never looked at you like this beforeā€”you didnā€™t see the other times he had. Those moments were just for him.
Your hand landed on his forehead, sliding it back over the expanse of his scalp, his long hair following the pattern your hand tread on his head.
ā€œOh, yeah?ā€ He said. His signature small smile already creasing the corners of his lips. ā€œIā€™m okay with that. You still love me, though.ā€
You looked up at the sky, the stars illuminating your features, entrancing the teenager below you. He was looking at you as if you had hung them yourself. ā€œThe sky is beautiful tonight, Kayce. Donā€™t you think?ā€ Your eyes following and connecting the dots in the sky as his eyes never once dared to move away from you.
ā€œI do. Sheā€™s absolutely gorgeous.ā€ In a quick second, he started to sit up, his absence from your lap, drawing your eyes down to him.
Your eyes caught his, as he immediately pulled you into a kiss. His hand on your cheek, your hand tipping his hat off his head, carding your fingers through the growing locks of golden brown locks.
This was just the start.
You knew now was different than when you both were just 16. You had spent two years with eachother, loving eachother. You didnā€™t think anything would tear you apart.
Kayce had started disobeying Mr. Dutton when you two had just turned 18. Something about them always butting heads and having different life plans. Kayce didnā€™t want this life, he wanted you, but not at the price John had been setting.
It was either you and the Ranch, or heā€™d be gone and forbidden to see you. You knew it was a crock of shit, John just trying to scare his son. And you had believed it. You shouldā€™ve known the youngest Dutton. Especially now that the behavior was super out of character.
You walked the rocky path up to the main house, on the Dutton Ranch, collecting the smallest size pebbles you could find to throw at Kayceā€™s window.
You approached the front of the house, stopping before the porch steps and launched pebble after pebble. You had gone through the whole collection and then some. He would come to the window by now, you thought.
He wasnā€™t asleep, his light was on. Then you heard yelling and screaming, crashing and smashing. You had saw a small glimpse of Kayce and John, and you had heard Lee, you think.
Then you heard nothing. Just saw Johnā€™s face in the window, looking down at you as he shut the blinds. You had started on your walk back home, worried sick, right down the road from the ranch before you heard the front door swing open, John dragging Kayce by the collar of his shirt.
They ended up behind the barn, you watching from a healthy distance to not be seen by Mr. Dutton, before you saw a burning orange ā€˜Yā€™ iron. The sound of burning flesh and muffled cries and screaming followed.
You obviously didnā€™t see Kayce that night but you had saw him two days after, breaking a horse.
You stood up on the bottom wood log of the arena with your arms draped over the top one. ā€œWhere have you been, baby?ā€ Your boyfriend just looked up at you. A heartbreaking attempt at a smile casted over his beautiful face.
ā€œTalk to me, Kayc. Is everything okay?ā€ You knew it wasnā€™t. You knew what you saw, not expecting that from John.
ā€œIā€™m fine, darlin.ā€™ Donā€™t worry your pretty little head too much, yeah?ā€ He looked back to the horse, grabbing the reigns and walking him through the exit of the arena, signaling you to follow him to the barn.
You didnā€™t want to pry, you knew he wasnā€™t okay but youā€™d let him tell you about it when he was ready. You knew Kayce would.
ā€œOkay, handsome. You doinā€™ anythinā€™ later.ā€ You tucked a small strand of hair behind his ear, fixing his hat thatā€™s shifted.
ā€œNah, you wanna come over? Watch a movie?ā€ He asked. You smiled at him and nodded your head. You leaned in for a kiss and turned your heel.
ā€œIā€™ll see you later, cowboy.ā€ You looked over your shoulder, Kayce eyes trailing up your body, his eyes eventually meeting yours. ā€œYou like what you see, Kayce?ā€ You laughed as you were almost out of line of sight.
ā€œHell yeah, I do, baby.ā€ His smirk as he watched you, slowly dissipating. He was dreading the moment he had to tell you. He had to do it soon, tomorrow.
That was yesterday.
Your movie had gone great but you should have known then there was problem. He seemed on edge that night, and his room seemed a little less lively since the last time you had been in there.
You walked up to the main house, opening the front door. John wasnā€™t home so Kayce said you could walk through the house and to his room.
Thatā€™s when you saw it. His shit packed and loaded into duffle bags. He packed his whole life away in bags. ā€œWhatā€™s goinā€™ on Kayce? Why are you packing?ā€ Your eyes wandered around the room. His dresser now vacant of any picture you two had, of him and Lee. His favorite picture of him and Beth now gone.
ā€œEverythingā€™s okay, baby. I promise.ā€
ā€œThen whyā€™s your shit all gone? Where are you going?ā€ You couldnā€™t help the dampness growing in the corner of your eyes. The small quiver in your lip.
ā€œHey, hey. Donā€™t cry. Itā€™s gonna be okay.ā€ He cupped your face, forcing you to look him in the eyes. His eyes meeting yours, both damp and a little bloodshot like yours. ā€œI just gotta go for a while, okay?ā€
ā€œAnd your just gonna leave me here? Take me with you.ā€ You pleaded. You didnā€™t think today of all days would start with Kayce Dutton possibly breaking up with you, and leaving you alone in this godforsaken state of Montana.
ā€œI canā€™t, baby. Not where iā€™m goinā€™. Not this time.ā€ He kissed your forehead and shifted his hands from your face to your waist.
ā€œKayce, where the hell are you going that you canā€™t take me with you? We havenā€™t separated since we were kids, why now?ā€ You wiped the tears that fell from your eyes as you couldnā€™t dare tear them away from Kayce.
ā€œIā€™m goinā€™ into the Navy. I donā€™t know when iā€™ll be back. But you have to listen to me-ā€œ
ā€œThe fuckinā€™ Navy!? Kayce are you serious!?ā€ You yelled at him. He never once mentioned the Navy or any interest. It mustā€™ve been Johnā€™s idea. They have been fighting more and more recently.
You thought it had been just father and son disagreements. But the thought shouldā€™ve clicked when the iron branded his son, your bestfriend, boyfriend, forever.
He belonged to his father. He had to do whatever he asked. It had to be John. You were pissed. ā€œWas it John?ā€ You whispered.
ā€œNo, sweetheart. It was me. I canā€™t take this ranch anymore, I feel trapped. All I do is eat, ranchwork, eat, ranchwork, sleep, repeat. I canā€™t do it anymore, baby. The Navy would atleast set me up with some cash so I could find a place of my own.ā€ He sniffled as he held you, you stepping away from him to pace around the room.
It was his decisionā€¦he was leaving you.
He wiped his eyes, and in all the years that you had known Kayce Dutton and held him when he was sad, because he had done it for you, you havenā€™t seen him this torn up and emotional about something since his motherā€™s passing.
ā€œBut does that mean you canā€™t handle me anymore? I mean if your tired of the ranch, you must be tired of me, right?ā€ You let a choked sob escape your lips. Stopping in your tracks, your legs feeling too wobbly to move another inch.
He immediately rushed to you, embracing you into the tightest hugs heā€™s possibly ever given you. ā€œNo, no, baby. Thatā€™s not it. I love you, with everythinā€™ in me, you know that. But-ā€œ
ā€œBut what? If your breaking up with me Kayce, donā€™t you dare think about saying goodbye as if weā€™ll never speak again. Theyā€™re always the hardest and iā€™m not doing that with you. I do not want to say goodbye to you. Ever.ā€
ā€œBaby, you know I have to.ā€ His big eyes even frowned with his face. The sad expression crushing you even more than humanly possible.
ā€œNo, you donā€™t! Why canā€™t you just love me from over there. It shouldnā€™t be any different, baby.ā€ You grabbed his face. His eyes closing for a fleeting moment. Your cries getting harder and harder to bear quietly.
ā€œDarlinā€™, I canā€™t ask you to wait for me in hopes iā€™ll make it home to you. I canā€™t ask that of you, and you know I canā€™t.ā€ He inhaled a shaken breath, evident that this was hurting him as much as it was hurting you.
ā€œYes you can. You know that. Iā€™d wait a million years and more for you, Kayce Dutton. I waited 16 years, didnā€™t I?ā€ You laughed quietly, that didnā€™t hide the audible sob that also parted your lips.
ā€œGodammit, sweetheart. I love you, nothinā€™ can change that. Iā€™d die for you, iā€™d do anything for you, iā€™d go to the very ends of the earth for you, but please for the love of god; please stop making it harder to leave you than it already is.ā€ Tears freely streamed down his face, him not bothering to wipe them away.
He was giving himself to you. All of him, and you couldnā€™t have asked for more from this man. He has always done this for you. Heā€™s never hidden who he was, especially from you.
As you held his face, you sighed. His hand holding your hips, you could feel his fingers shaking on you. He didnā€™t want to go. If he was ever gonna leave he was damn sure gonna take you with him. This wasnā€™t how he wanted it to be.
ā€œKayce Dutton, I love you. More than youā€™ll ever know and iā€™ll spend my whole life showing you. Iā€™d do anything for you, all you have to do is say what. Ask me to wait for you, and iā€™d wait for you.ā€ As soon the words ā€œask me to waitā€ rolled off your lips, Kayce had his answer.
ā€œWait for me.ā€
You crashed your lips onto his, the kiss fast paced and full of emotion. The devotion his body poured unto you was otherworldly. You two stumbled back a bit from the force of the kiss. Your tongue meeting his in frantic greeting as you held onto him for dear life, and he held onto you like you were his lifeline.
As you both understood what this meant, what you two were signing up for, you knew now that there was no chance either one of you would be ripped away from the other. No fucken chance.
ā€œIā€™ll wait for you. When you get back, iā€™ll be waiting here, you know exactly where to find me, cowboy.ā€ You kissed his lips once again, and smiled, your arm around his shoulder and one hand on his face. His arms wrapped comepletely around your waist.
ā€œI canā€™t wait, baby.ā€ He kissed you once more and that was it.
Youā€™d be here when he got back. He was going to come back to you. Whether he had to kill or crawl his way back to you, he was going to come home.
And youā€™d be right there, with open arms waiting. Just like you promised.
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gladiatorcunt Ā· 6 months
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Okay everyone walk w me here..
HEAR. ME OUT.
Its the peacekeeper era. Sej and Coryo are bunkmates w benefits if you catch my drift, and by that i mean Coryo is a bottom bitch for Sej bcs c'mon look at him. You call up Sejanus one night (ur his gf, lets pretend he doesn't get nerfed) all needy and just overall upset because you miss him!!
And since Sej hasn't heard your lovely sleepy voice in so so long, he gets all worked up over it. And one thing leads to another and Coryo is sat there sucking off Sej as he pays no mind to the blonde boy beneath him, he's simply stood there cooing at you for being such a brave girl for being on your own and talking you through an orgasm as he has his own <3
toxic sej bandwagon everyone jump on rn
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this was word vomit so i hope u get my vision
thank u for listening šŸ—£
(that picture is so me, like look at me admiring my bf yā€™all)
sejanus with reader: šŸ˜šŸ’šŸ’‹
sejanus with coryo: šŸ˜“šŸ˜’šŸ•ā€šŸ¦ŗ
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This is so crazy, I love toxic Sej and I kind of like to think of the scenario as one where since Sej and reader are apart, he uses Coryo like a toy. And Coryo's fine with it at the end of the day, because when your voice is coming through the phone over his head, it's the closest he'll ever get to having you both, but he knows Sej wouldn't let him touch you. (or would he) He jerks himself off after Sej has fallen asleep with you on the phone and hangs up for him (which makes Sej fuck his mouth harder the next night).
It's so bizarre bc to Sej, no part of the situation is that big of a deal and you'd never need to know what went down in the bunk beds because it's not like he cheated or anything.
When they return to the capitol (both alive lmao), it would be so funny if Sejanus just dropped Coryo because he didn't need him anymore. Now Coryo can't entertain himself with his delusions and he'll have to cum alone without Sej's touch or your voice, and this is when he kind of snaps and falls into more of his canon behavior and develops a psychosexual obsession with the two of you.
Begs him to let Coryo suck him off on the train ride back one last time, bottles Sej's cum to lube up his cock when Coryo inevitably has enough and gets you alone so he can breed you. He claims that way the baby would share dna with both him AND Sej, he might genuinely believe it too. Sejanus had called you as soon as he realized Coryo was heading to your place, hoping that you would get distracted and leave the line open. Or maybe he had no idea what would happen, you'd certainly never expect him to be an instigator.
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boiohboii Ā· 1 year
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The trophy boyfriend pt5.
In which Daniel Ricciardo and Kim YN are not done surprising the fans
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In which Kim YN and her husband, Daniel Ricciardo allow the public to know of their children through media outlets
N.B: this is just something small I did for the fun of it tbh, hope you like it. And as always don't focus too much on the dates, they make no sense
PART 4
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Landonorris: my niece and nephew at the same age, 2 years apart.
Charles_leclerc: where is my godson šŸ¤Ø
username: THEY HAVE A THIRD KID!
ussrname: well, obviously, Kim Jeonwoo was seen carrying a literal baby, these two can walk
ussrname: THESE TWO? pls, they are YN'S CHILDREN, PUT SOME RESPECT ON THEIR NAME
username: speaking of names, do you think they have korean or white names? Is it like korean first name and white second name?
username: I think they have both, like a lot of korean-mixed couples give 2 names for their children, however what i am curious about is the last name
username: ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT CHARLES IS A GOD FATHER!! TO THE BABY OF THE KIM RICCIARDO FAMILY!!
Carlossainz55: my god daughter is the cutest šŸ˜ also, why didn't you help her, can't you see her standing on her tippy toes to reach, do you want her to fall?!!
landonorris: shut up! You know it's making your heart melt, she looks so adorable trying to reach for stuff
carlossainz55: I see you have gotten braver over the break šŸ˜’
landonorris: no, it was just a spur of the moment thing, don't lock me in the bathroom again
danielricciardo: why have you not sent me these pictures!
landonorris: I have an entire album just dedicated to your kids, your phone literally has no storage!
danielricciardo: fine, I'll just give you my hard drive tomorrow to put a copy of every picture you have
landonorris: what do you mean tomorrow? I AM LITERALLY IN A DIFFERENT COUNTRY!
danielricciardo: yes, ik! The kids miss you and yn and I could use a babysitter
username: GOD I AM NOT OKAY
username: THE KIM RICCIARDO CHILDREN!
username: BABY GIRL KIM RICCIARDO HAS A GREAT FUCKING FASHION SENSE
username: it's so annoying that people are all like Kim- ricciardo, you can just say ricciardo I don't see the point of placing her family name first.
username: bitch pls, Daniel Ricciardo is the trophy husband here.
username: It's the Kim family's world and we all just live in it
username: YN KIM IS AN ICON, A LEGEND AND SHE IS THE MOMENT.
username: girl, they eating you up in the replies
username: oh to be a fly on the Kim Ricciardo House wall
username: SO ARE WE JUST NEVER GOING TO GET THE WEDDING PHOTOS
username: I honestly think that Daniel and YN filter all and every news that comes out about their family, like they hid their relationship for years and then no pictures of their wedding and no news of them until they felt it was okay to let the public know of their kids
username: well, yeah, that's the power of a chaebol.
username: I find it laughable that some people think that Yn and Daniel couldn't have hidden everything about themselves. Babes, YN and her family own like 40% of Seoul alone- and that's just their business in Seoul, let's not forget that they have international businesses- if they don't want you to know something you won't know it.
username: also the fact that they literally have family connections in politics and news outlets
username: I want to be their parent so bad but at the same time I want to be them! šŸ˜«
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heyy babe! just had a thought abt marc and reader being in the same friend group and they have a friends with benefits thing going and at a party some guy is flirting with her and he gets jealous and thereā€™s an angsty confessionšŸ«£
Marc Guiu : killinā€™ me good
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pairing: marc guiu x reader
warnings: none(?) apart from my terrible writing
āI think of you more than I should, I die when you give me that look. Youā€™re killinā€™ me, killinā€™ me good.āž
Recently my .. friend I guess? Well, Marc has been gaining quite a lot of attention from the media. What nobody knows though, is that me and him kind of have a thing going on. I mean weā€™re definitely not official, itā€™s more a friends with benefits kind of thing.
It started with one kiss, and then one more came and more and more and we kind of started acting like a couple when no oneā€™s around but then again also not?? Really confusing, I know.
One big thing about being friends with benefits is obviously to not catch feelings. Failed. Can you blame me though? Heā€™s fine, tall, sweet and I can go on for an hour. I donā€™t think he likes me like that though, im not really a special girl or anything to be honest.
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GROUPCHAT: la masia šŸ’™ā¤ļø + y/n & lizšŸ˜’
lamain hoe:
are we still all going to mateoā€™s party tonight ??
pau cubarsi:
depends if youre all going
liz gf mwah šŸ’‹:
im going if y/nā€™s going šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
hector šŸ‘Ž:
same thing for marc
y/n:
im coming for liz ā¤ļøā¤ļø
liz gf mwah šŸ’‹:
love you bae
marc šŸ«¶:
hi
hector next time i see you iā€™ll hit you and drag you to the ground
but yes im coming too
lamain hoe:
didnt need to know all that but okay! iā€™ll see all of you then ig ??
~
PRIVATE CHAT: liz gf mwah šŸ’‹ & y/n bae šŸŽ€
y/n bae šŸŽ€:
kill me šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™šŸ™
liz gf mwah šŸ’‹:
oh
no hi
no good evening
but alright!
want me to get you a therapist?
y/n bae šŸŽ€:
my life is too complicated for a therapist to handle
friends with benefits is the dumbest thing iā€™ve ever done oh my god how did i fall for him
liz gf mwah šŸ’‹:
OOOOOOOOOH
YOU LIKE MARC?!??!?,?
y/n bae šŸŽ€
STOP.
i dont know what to do ā˜¹ļø
and that party tonight ????should i talk to other guys??? or is that weird???? and would he want to talk to other girls????
i guess theres only one solution: moving to a another country šŸŽ€šŸ’ŒšŸ©·šŸ¦¢
liz gf mwah šŸ’‹:
i mean if you want to talk to other guys you should do it, you could try to get over him if thats what you want
and if you move to another country pls take me with you šŸ™
y/n bae šŸŽ€:
thank you queen youā€™re so wise
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Iā€™m getting ready for tonight while listening to some music. I canā€™t stop thinking about marc though.. but I guess thatā€™s a problem for in an hour.
Okay iā€™m finally ready and hear the bell ring, I look out of my window and see Liz. I run downstairs and open the door. ā€˜Hi future mrs Guiu!ā€™ she says teasingly, ā€˜Liz oh my god shut up.ā€™ I reply. I mean not that I wouldnā€™t like it.. but still.
ā€˜Are you ready to go y/n?ā€™ ā€˜Yes Lizā€™ I say and we start walking to the party. Luckily Mateo only lives like 7 minutes away from us. As we enter his house we see Lamine and Hector and greet them. We talk for a bit but then I really needed to go to the bathroom. ā€˜Iā€™ll be back in a few minutes, bye!ā€™ I say.
Iā€™ve been at Mateoā€™s house a few time so luckily I know where the bathroom is.
After iā€™m done I wanted to walk back to where my friends were but then a guy walked up to me. Heā€™s quite tall and attractive.. but nothing next to Marc though.
ā€˜Hey pretty girl.ā€™ he says.. oh my god what do I say!?!?? ā€˜Hey, iā€™ve never seen you beforeā€™ I reply. I suck at talking to guys oh my god. ā€˜Iā€™ve never seen such pretty girls in Barcelona eitherā€™ ā€˜Oh really? There are a lot.ā€™ I say, my god y/n am I trying to introduce him to other girls or something?? ā€˜Hmm I highly doubt it.ā€™ he says and I notice heā€™s standing closer to me now.
I smile as we hold eye contact but then I look to my left.. from all the people I could see right now I see Marc. Marc Guiu. This world is plotting against me.
I see him looking kind of annoyed? But at the same time upset and mad. What do I do? Do I go after a guy thatā€™s technically just a friend or do I stay here talking to a guy thats actually interested in me? The first option.
ā€˜Sorry.. iā€™ll be back!ā€™ I say to the guy whoā€™s name I didnā€™t even get. I walk towards where Marc was walking and see heā€™s with our friend group.
ā€˜Hi..ā€™ I say. ā€˜You took long, thought you were making out with someone for a minuteā€™ Liz says and I can see Marc getting more annoyed.. ā€˜Wouldnā€™t be surprised at this point.ā€™ Lamine says jokingly and I reply ā€˜Donā€™t be mad at me because you cant pull Lamine.ā€™
ā€˜Iā€™m going home, you coming with me Hector?ā€™ Marc says all of a sudden. ā€˜Oh yeah sure.ā€™ Hector replies. ā€˜Oh.. ehm, bye Marc.ā€™ I say but he ignores me, maybe he just didnā€™t hear me.. but then again when the rest of the group says bye he does say something, odd.
A few hours later the party is done and me and Liz walk home. ā€˜Liz? After I went to the bathroom a guy walked up to me.. we started talking and he seemed interested.ā€™ I say. ā€˜Oh my god really? Im so happy for you!ā€™ ā€˜Thank you, donā€™t think Marc is happy for me though. He saw us and didnā€™t look too excited for me.. and when we both were back to our friendgroup he also looked annoyed and ignored me.ā€™ I say. ā€˜You know what that means right y/n?? He likes you.ā€™ You see, I really love Liz.. but sometimes she IS delusional because thereā€™s no way.
The next day I wake up and luckily itā€™s still weekend. I open my phone and decide to text Marc since we were supposed to hang out today.
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PRIVATE CHAT: marc šŸ«¶ & y/n šŸ˜ŗ
y/n šŸ˜ŗ:
hi marc
are we still hanging out today ?
marc šŸ«¶:
dont know
wouldnt u prefer to hang out with that ugly, shrek looking guy?
y/n šŸ˜ŗ:
wdym?
is that why you didnt talk to me at all yesterday?
please reply ā˜¹ļø
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Fuck. Heā€™s leaving me on opened. Now a smart woman would take this as a sign to leave him alone and move on. Yet I am not that intelligent so I decide to text Hector.
~
PRIVATE CHAT: hector šŸ‘Ž & y/n šŸ¦­
y/n šŸ¦­:
hiiiii bff!
hector šŸ‘Ž:
since when
y/n šŸ¦­:
since now.
look you and marc are besties right
and you love me rightšŸ˜
hector šŸ‘Ž:
no
y/n šŸ¦­:
oh
well ..
would you be so kind to tell me why marc is so upset with me all of a sudden
hector šŸ‘Ž:
not saying marc said anything to me, but imagine if a guy you really liked started flirting with other girls all of a sudden šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø
y/n šŸ¦­:
OH
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What do you mean Marc likes me? What the fuck should I do now??? Okay you know, fuck it i guess iā€™ll just go to his house.
Ten minutes later iā€™m walking to his house and think about what I should say to him. Before I know it iā€™m there and knock on the door. ā€˜Okay girl, you got this.ā€™ I say to myself.
His mom opens the door, okay atleast itā€™s not Marc. ā€˜Hi y/n! Marc is in his room.ā€™ she says, ā€˜Hi, thank youā€™ I say as I walk in. ā€˜He seems a bit upset.. maybe you can cheer him up?ā€™ his mom says. ā€˜Yeah I noticed, iā€™ll try.ā€™ I say and I walk to his bedroom. Okay girl you got this just knock on his door and tell him how you feel.
I knock on his door and walk in ā€˜H- Hi Marc..ā€™ I say, god why do I do these things to myself. ā€˜Hm? What do you want?ā€™ he says. ā€˜Uhm.. I..ā€™ I say, I canā€™t find the words to tell him how I feel. ā€˜Continue.ā€™ he says. Okay this is my chance, donā€™t fuck up. ā€˜Look, long story short.. I do not want to be friends with benefits, as a matter of fact I.. I do not want to be friends at all. I like you. As in more than a friend and more than a friend with benefits way.ā€™ I say and only now I realize what I just said. I hope he really does feel the same.
Marc is silent for a minute and right when iā€™m about to freak out he says ā€˜I like you too. I donā€™t want to be friends with benefits anymore either.ā€™
ā€˜Then.. lets not be.ā€™ I say. ā€˜Y/n, will you let me be your boyfriend?ā€™ He asks and that question sounds unreal to me. I never really expected Marc to ask me that. I reply ā€˜Yes, iā€™d love that Marc.ā€™
I smile at him and hug him, he grabs my waist. ā€˜Were you jealous? back at that party?ā€™ I ask him, ā€˜How could you tell?ā€™ he says while laughing like it wasnā€™t obvious. ā€˜Youā€™re not the best at hiding your emotions.ā€™ I say. ā€˜Canā€™t help it when someone flirts with you, donā€™t like it when you give other guys attention.ā€™ he says. I laugh and say ā€˜I wonā€™t from now on.ā€™
His mother walks towards the stairs and shouts ā€˜Y/n? Are you staying for dinner tonight?ā€™ I smile, look at Marc and say ā€˜Yes iā€™d love to!ā€™
A/n: Hellaurrrr pookies,, im a bit slow I apologize but im trying my best to work on all requests!! Hope you like it šŸ˜œšŸ«¶
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U just haaaaad to go and make another eddie for me to be feral over didnā€™t you? I need to know everything about roommate eddie pls šŸ¤²šŸ»
IM IN LOVE W HIM TOO. thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak on it bc I have an origin story for roommate!Eddie with nowhere to goā€¦ until now šŸ˜ˆ hereā€™s my other blurb of him btw linking in case others wanna see!! šŸ«¶
so in this nebulous roommates!au, Iā€™m imagining youā€™re besties with Robin. Eddie is besties with Steve. and of course since Robin and Steve are Ultimate Besties (in every world. in every universe.) they plot to get their respective Others together somehow. like, youā€™re offbeat and fun and so is Eddie!! should work out great right?
wrong. u and Eddie just donā€™t hit it off. you think heā€™s too loud and brash and godforbid he gets more than one beer in him ā€˜cuz heā€™ll be pulling you to the dance floor or making his own and embarrassing the everloving shit out of you. and he thinks you need to loosen up and get out of your head, which he decides is his new job that he takes VERY seriously.
eventually Steve and Robin stop trying to force it and yours and Eddieā€™s relationship just turns into casual frenemies. (a la Harry Met Sally) like, ah yes, You Again. the best friend of my best friendā€™s best friend šŸ˜’ youā€™ll hang out casually at various house parties and bars but always with a buffer, otherwise youā€™ll be at each otherā€™s necks with (mostly) playful arguments and hot debates.
and it seems CRAZY at first that youā€™re gonna live in the same space but holy shit rent is so expensive in the Big City where you all moved to and it mind as well be with someone you know. youā€™re really worried about the set up but Eddie turns out to be real responsible with monthly payments and has a general respect for shared spaces (his own room is a black hole and it baffles you that he manages to have so many successful one night stands in that hell pit but youā€™re never in there so who cares.) plus it helps to have a man around fr, to spook the landlord into doing his job šŸ‘¹ and also to fix things! and to give you lifts to work! and share snack duty! you find a rhythm and itā€™s great.
the night that he falls for you tho? youā€™re at group karaoke 3-shots deep and pick a cheesy Beatles song just to piss him off. simpering over your shoulder while you croon into the microphone, giving him a one-man-show that you hope triggers an earworm and irritates for days to come šŸ’– but actually heā€™s gripping his beer for dear life on the nearby barstool getting hit with the sickening realization of being in love. like oh fuck, this is bad. I cannot be falling for my palā€™s pal. whom I also live with. what a fucking mess.
the night you fall for him? a second date goes sideways and you have no one else to call but Eddie. he fully leaves the solo gig he was about to play because you sounded so upset over the phone (doesnā€™t tell u that, tho!) and he could be a total asshole about it when he picks you up on the street corner but he absolutely isnā€™t. chews out your date, tho, with a viciousness that both delights and scares you. makes you a proper meal at home and wraps a strong arm around you on the couch and watches your favorite romcom and laughs at all the parts you laugh at. and youā€™re pressed up all close, wheels spinning in ur brain, unknowingly going through the exact same thought process Eddie had about a month earlier. Oh No. Heā€™s My Bestie. Whom I Live With. This Cannot Possibly End Well.
aaaaand that about brings us up to canon speed, thus far! you and Eddie date around and have sex in your shared apartment but NOT with each other and if sometimes you get off to the sounds he makes when heā€™s fucking someone else and if sometimes he gets off to the noises of you in the shower well ā€¦ no oneā€™s business šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø
like why are u even asking about something soooo personal. like Robin you donā€™t get it itā€™s not like that I just wanna be near him all the time. thatā€™s normal and what friends do. no, Steve, youā€™re not listening, we look at each otherā€™s nudes as buddies. sorry you donā€™t understand how friendships work šŸ™„
(Robin and Steve have to set up weekly debriefs to compare notes and make sure theyā€™re not going fucking crazy)
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enha-cafe Ā· 2 years
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WAIT I JUST GOT A HARD THOUGHT
Sunghoon as the brother's best friend trope wherein you're getting railed by him at your place but your brother gets home so now y'all gotta be quiet to not get caught but he's not making things easy for yoy
Idk it's the best I can come up with rn thank you headache šŸ˜’
hoon being your brother's childhood friend who you just never seemed to get along with and then one day he's over at the house waiting for your brother to come home and the two of you are just back and forth bickering at each other.
next thing you know is you're bent over the bathroom sink with his hand around your neck and sunghoon telling you how good you look taking him. sunghoon telling you how much better it is when you use your voice to make those pretty moans for him instead of arguing with him and acting like a brat.
falling apart on his cock when suddenly the two of you hear your brother announce that he's home. sunghoon looking at you through the mirror and giving you a big smirk before telling you how you better finish quickly if you don't want your brother to know about your dirty little secret.
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adventuringblind Ā· 1 year
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Drive with you Forever
Chapter Ten: a monster or a hero?
Max Verstappen x Charles Leclerc x Lando Norris X reader
Chapter summary: things come to a climatic peak at Abu Dhabi
Warnings: GORE, depictions of abuse, minor character death, description of injuries and blood, panic attacks, annoying first responders, gun and knife violence
Notes: wow I enjoyed this chapter. It was so much fun to write. I think going from action to intimate with the transition actually worked better then I thought it would. Not something I can say about my other work šŸ˜’šŸ˜‚
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Sheā€™s aware of the drops of blood running down her fingers onto the tarmac of the track. The lighta of Abu Dhabi illuminates her skin as she stands with shaky knees. She can smell the rage falling of the man in waves. His movements were clumsier in his anger.
Heā€™d made a mistake in thinking he could touch them.
Heā€™d been wrong to assume she would give in so easily.
Now, with a grin on her face and crimson cover face, she proves he created the killer he always claimed her to be.
~
Aside from Jos and his odd interactions with her, paddock like was peaceful.
Sheā€™d gone back to analyzing data and tinkering with the cars. Using the rest of the season to simply heal. She was here because she wanted to be. She was here supporting her loves. She was here because this is her passion.
Redbull had been on fire since she got back to working with data and strategy. She loves driving, but this felt more like her. Sheā€™d made peace that her body would never be the same. Christian respects her choice and appreciates her for everything sheā€™s done. Hence why she will always have a place in the Redbull garage, according to him.
Nights with her boys have been calm (for the most part). They are on a high after their tedious streak of lows. Theyā€™d spoiled her relentlessly after they almost lost her.
Max has finally managed to learn how to get his feelings across. It took him almost losing all of his partners to figure it out. He has Seb to thank for that.
She walked in in the German gently explaining to Max that he needs to tell them how he feels because bottling it up isnā€™t healthy and despite one of his partners being superhuman, she isnā€™t a mind reader.
Boy did he sob. They all did really. They pulled together as a unit after that. Not just being there for each other, but a team that works together to overcome the challenges and difficulties that life throws at them.
They are together. They are a family. They are bonded together by something deeper then love.
~
Sheā€™d found a way to help her confidence in being independent. How you ask? Getting one step closer to being a superhero.
Her martial arts had been coming along amazingly. Her trainer was impressed with how quick she progressed. Itā€™s definitely helps that her visions had gotten better and she could see the possible outcome of a fight before it even happened. Sometimes while she was sparring, sheā€™d be able to control her visions enough to just get a glimpse of her opponents next move.
Sheā€™d practiced with a few firearms and knew how to pull them apart and put them together with the wave of a finger. She could help guide bullets to their intended destinations with hardly any aim.
Itā€™s safe to say she feels like she could take on the world. She just hopes she doesnā€™t have to.
Itā€™s a funny thing to her, that even though she could kick someoneā€™s ass into next year, her three partners still baby her.
Lando has found that his favorite place is having her in his arms. He claims if he lets go she might disappear.
Charles is always talking to her. Her tells her every reason why he loves her daily because he almost didnā€™t get a chance to tell her at all.
Max is vulnerable with her. The work of racing paints him to be cold-hearted and a villain, his father not helping much in that regard. Now he shows her every emotion he kept hidden away. He cries and laughs and lets the three of you see a side of him the cameras don't.
Everything was falling into place. The peace and happiness she wanted so bad was finally within reach.
But is seems nothing ever goes to plan.
~
The energy she worked so hard to keep in control was taking over for her. The locked box she didn't want to open had now exploded. A urge of something she'd never experienced before flying out.
It didn't help he was holding Lando by the throat. The Brit had been through enough already. His eyes are pleading with anyone. If he could just free himself from whatever was holding him there then maybe he could help her.
But she didn't need help.
Two sets of hands on his shoulders became one. The man on his left projecting something at his lover.
The glint of metal from the knife left his hands and landed itself in her shoulder. He could hear her skin ripping open. The blood starting to pool around the new wound.
She'd already killed three of them. The ones who had initially grabbed the three boys.
Their throats had all been sliced open on the track.
These men had been shouting the names they know her by. Killer. Betrayer. Monster.
Don't they know they made her this way?
The knife that had found its way into her skin is pulled out with a vile squelch. She looks down and smiles. The pain only encouraging her to keep going.
The laugh that falls from her mouth is terrifying.
She throws the knife back at its original owner. Her hand still outstretched and guiding the thin weapon. It sticks in a place he won't recover from. His body crumbles to the ground. Blood leaking from the gaping hold in his chest.
Originally, Lando thought he might die here. These stupid people holding him captive on the empty track had talked about ways they wanted to end him.
He was scared and shaking for fifteen minutes before she came to his rescue. He was still shaking as the other man pinning him in his place took off running.
She just watched him go. If he wasn't going to fight her and run away like a coward instead, then it's a waste of her energy to go after him.
She was on her knees in front of Lando in an instant. Her eyes rake over his body to look for any signs of injury. Satisfied, she unties all the ropes that had made his escape impossible.
His turn now to assess her. Lando's hand flying up to put pressure on the slit on her shoulder.
"What the hell is going on?" The waiver in his voice is not even trying to hide itself.
"My father has decided to use a different means to get to me.ā€
He's shocked at how steady her voice is. He can see the murky fear in her eyes, but also something he can't pinpoint.
"Are you alright?"
"Shaken up, obviously, but alive."
Her tears of relief are mixed with the blood on her cheeks.
Neither knew how this was going to end, but they couldn't spend much more time thinking about it.
"Do you know where he's keeping Charles and Max?"
He nods slowly, impressed at her composire. Then he's taking her hand and leading her onwards.
~
Jos was dejected at the sight of the four of them celebrating together. He hated that his son didn't listen to him or want anything to do with him, for that matter.
He knew what he was doing was wrong. But he'd made a deal.
He gets his son back, and the maniacal genius gets his daughter back. It's a win-win aside from the British boy and Anoying Monegasque having to lose out on life. But it was a risk he was willing to take.
The man heā€™d been working with found him. Knew him even. It was creepy, but he was willing to work with it. The mad man wanted his daughter back for something he couldnā€™t explain and Jos wanted his son back.
If only Jos had known Max would fight tooth and nail for her- for them.
~
Charles had a flight and fight response. First, he tried flight. He tried to run to the safety of Max but was foiled instantly. He wanted to check on Lando, but they had dragged the Brit away so long ago.
Now he's alone and struggling. They've been trying to pin him down, but he's been masterfully landing kicks on any place he could to their bodies.
He wasn't going down without a fight.
It was when they started talking about her that his body went lax. The things they said just morally sounded terrible.
"I hope this is worth it."
"Pretty sure is she can bring back the dead.ā€
"To bad she canā€™t have her own kids. This would be easier for all of us if she could.ā€ Charles had no clue what they were talking about. None of it was making sense. He did understand that the intent was to bring her back to wherever the devil is living.
Oh, how he wanted to scream. How he wanted to yell at her to stay away, that they would be fine. But it was too late.
He could see her silhouette walking towards him. She looked calm. Her presence helping his mind to think rationally.
Though it was no longer rational as every person around him started clawing at their throats. Coughing, rasping, and pleading for whatever had them to stop.
Charles knew it wouldn't.
She stood there barely moving her hands. He could see the lights reflecting of her sweat. Then Lando was behind him, pulling out of the restraints. Reassuring him that everything was going to be okay now.
He couldn't help but relax into the brits hold.
He didn't know if they died as they fell. And frankly, he didn't care in this moment.
She crouched down to his level, cupping his face with her hands. Heā€™s glad to see them both okay but the word takes hold as he notices the holes littering her body.
ā€œAre you okay Did they hurt you?ā€ They both ask him. Though one is more frantic than the other. He nods his head, really flooding his body at the sight of the two.
~
ļæ¼ Abu Dhabi was an interesting race this year. Max had already won the world drivers championship. Regardless, the race was still good and fun and he put himself being able to relax even while he was driving.
The group had gone out to celebrate. He had won. Redbull had won. Obviously, there was going to be a party.
The quartet, however, did not plan on staying long. It had been a long year for all of them, filled with many highs and lows. They all wanted to celebrate with each other in peace.
They had escaped a moment and decided to walk along the track just the four of them. The stars were out and the moon is bright. The lights from the track are still turned on. It felt peaceful, like nothing could take this moment away from them.
Then it was gone.
In the blink of an eye, Max was being dragged away from his lovers. Unknown hands and foreign voice is coming in every direction. He screamed, and he thrashed in an attempt to escape. But the hold on him was too much those. The people holding him there came prepared. So much for being a high performance athlete.
It felt like hours, even though it was probably just minutes. He hadnā€™t necessarily given up on fighting, but it felt pointless, and he was running out of energy. He needed to conserve what he had left to come up with a plan.
Then his father came out of the haze. He lectured him about why he was doing this for his own good.
Oh, how Max was seething. ļæ¼ His father had once again managed to get in the middle of his personal life. Claiming of what he was doing was for his benefit.
Max yelled in anger. He didnā€™t know all what he was saying just thought it felt good to get it out of his system.
Then a new voice. One heā€™d never heard before.
ā€œRelax, you can have him to yourself soon enough.ā€ The voice said.
His father was mumbling in Dutch as he walked away obediently. It was shocking for Max to see. Jos didnā€™t normally walk away from a fight.
They kept him on his knees but they had barely touched him. If he had to guess, Max would say his father struck a deal. The thought makes him want to throw up.
Everything in him wants to fight. He wants to scream out to see if his partners respond.
But he didnā€™t need to.
Itā€™s blurry. He didnā€™t realize he was crying. The flash of his lovers comforting eyes the only thing pulling him back from his increasing panic.
Two of them. Whereā€™s the third?
He can hear the sound of crushing bones and shrill screams.
The three of the, are huddled together. Lando has his buried in Maxā€™s chest and Charlesā€™ arms are wrapped tightly around his midsection.
Then the sickening calm of silence.
He can hear her heavy pants. He can smell the carnage around him.
Slowly he gets up and approaches the female like a wild animal.
She looks psychotic in a way. Her skin is slick with sweat. Her body is stitching itself together but her wounds have drenched her clothes in a dark red.
Blood seems to cover most of her.
She looks exhausted. Her visible skin has lost its color. She looks like sheā€™s on edge, scanning her surroundings for more threats.
Max doesnā€™t touch her when he gets close. He can see the tears pulling in her eyes, taking in what sheā€™s done.
She sinks to her knees. The weight of it all pulls her to the ground. ā€œAre you hurt?ā€
Max looks at her with love. Sheā€™d always made sure everyone else came first. Sheā€™s bleeding out before his eyes and yet sheā€™s asking if heā€™s okay.
He sets himself in front of her.
ā€œWhy arenā€™t you scared? Iā€™m everything he said I am.ā€ Her voice breaks. Sheā€™d killed them but Max knew it wasnā€™t out of any good feelings. She wasnā€™t satisfied with herself. She had done it to protect them.
Lando and Charles are next to him now. Charles is the first to reach for her hand. She flinched away at first but then relaxes at the touch, letting the warmth of his skin remind her that everyone is alive.
ā€œWe could never be scared of you, mon amour. You were protecting us.ā€
ā€œBut I killed them.ā€ She sobs. Her mouth falling open in a silent scream. Her arms close around herself as she pushes herself as close to the ground as possible.
Max knows they need to get out of there. People are going to be here soon and theyā€™ll ask to many questions.
But they arenā€™t at fault, so why is he scared?
Screw it, heā€™s calling Seb.
The four of them pile into each other. The female wails have not slowed and their doing her best to get her to breath. Her blood pools onto the tarmac even though her wounds are closing slowly before their eyes.
Max manages to get his cell to work. The screen shattered and he can barely see whatā€™s on it because of the static, but it works.
He fails Sebs number. He feels guilt about spoiling his retirement party but he doesnā€™t know what else to do.
ā€œHello? Max?ā€
ā€œHelp.ā€
~
She wasnā€™t sure what was happening. There are sirens and police surrounding the area now. People are asking her questions that she canā€™t respond too. Her skin is on fire and she canā€™t feel her limbs. She just wants to go home.
Seb hasnā€™t left her. Sheā€™s clutching his hand like a child. The fear of being left alone with strangers and her thought to much to handle right now.
The other three are answering questions. Mostly about how she looks like she went to hell and back and they have some scraped knees and bruises.
ā€œY/N is trained in martial arts and self-defence.ā€ Explains the Dutch for the thousandth time. ā€œThey came after us. Majority of them ran away. And do you blame her for fighting? Shes been kidnapped before for fucks sake!ā€
Max stomps away from the first responders and back to her. He sits down next to her in the ambulance and huffs. ā€œThey arenā€™t listening.ā€
ā€œPatience. They are trying to get all the information.ā€ Seb continues wiping blood off her exposed body. Her clothes are decimated and her hair is a crusty tangled mess.
ā€œI know. Itā€™s just frustrating. I want the to catch the people who organized this.ā€
ā€œYour dad one of them?ā€
Max turns his head away in shame. ā€œI highly doubt heā€™ll come back to any races after he exposed himself like this.ā€
ā€œOne can hope.ā€ Seb sighs and Max nods his head in agreement. Seb runs to rag over the wound in her shoulder, the sting causing her to let out a hiss of pain through her teeth. ā€œSorry, Love.ā€
The adrenaline that had once been fueling her had dwindled away into nothing now. Everything hurts and sheā€™s tired, but Seb said she needs to stay awake for now.
Lando peeks his head into the vehicle. ā€œThey want to ask you questions, love. If you arenā€™t up to it Iā€™ll let them know.ā€ Lando patiently awaits her response. Wordless, she stumbles out of the bed and into Landoā€™s arms. He helps her out of the ambulance, and they take slow steps back onto the tarmac. Her breathing gets more uneven with each step.
Lando keeps his arm around her waist to help her to her destination. "You don't have to do this yes, we can wait until you're stronger." She smiles at him with appreciation, but she knows it's better to do it now.
The officer meets her halfway, and Charles jogs to catch up with them.
"Did you recognize any of the attackers?"
"No."
"Did you kill the seven that were on the track when we arrived."
"Yes."
"Why is that?"
"They wanted to kill us."
"How do you know?"
"They said so. They held knives to throats and huns to heads."
Charles had never heard her sound so robotic. Like every answer had been preprogrammed into her.
"We're they the ones who hurt you?"
"Yes."
"What happened with Max, Charles, and Lando?"
Her breath hitches, and the tears start again. Lando increases the pressure of his hold as her knees go to buckle.
"They almost died. They got them by surprise and tried to kill them to get to me." She can't stop the cries that sake her body again.
Charles is at her other side. The two are trying to keep her upright. Her dry heaving not helping them.
They decided they heard enough. So they dragged the group down to the police station to test them for every possible mind altering substance on the planet.
She cried every time they touched her. The medical equipment is not helping her state if mind.
The four males sit and wait for her. They weren't allowed to go with. She fought, tooth and nail, because she didn't want to leave them. They begged to let at least one of them go with her, but we're ultimately denied.
The look of panic on her face when she was being hauled away broke all of them.
An hour later, an officer came to give them an update. "We're holding her overnight."
"Absolutely not." States sebastian in protest. "The girl is traumatized. Her family almost died tonight, and she's been dealing with strangers keeping her away from them. You might want to rethink."
The man in front of them gives seb an exasperated look. "She killed seven people. We have no witnesses that can give an outsiders perspective. And we're waiting on security footage. Her blood work is anything but normal, and you seem dead set on leaving." The man explains. "I will have someone call you with an update tomorrow."
The boys left. Sullen. Tired. Broken.
They slept on sebastians' floor that night. Hanna watched as they passed out as soon as they got in the door. Seb just hugged her. His distress clear to her.
She deserves better. She was a child who had her innocence stolen.
~
The holding cell is cold and metallic. The air smells musty. The colors contrast her own appearance.
They didn't even give her new clothes or a hairbrush.
After hours of waiting, someone came in with a laptop. The image of her on the track is already on the screen.
The play button is pressed.
It's what happened but from an outsiders perspective.
She panics. Her whole body trying to not relive these moments.
They come over the gate with knives and guns drawn. Three of them immediately going for her.
You can't see it, but sheā€™s using her powers. It looks like a mere glitch on the screen.
She disarms the first and takes a knife to the hip from the second. A knife she promptly pulls out of her and slams into his throat.
The first bullets came from the one behind. The one in front keeping her sandwiched innetween them.
They talked at this point, but the video doesn't have sound.
The first throws her to the ground, her head snapping from impact on the tarmac.
She reachches for the knife in the second man's throat. The now slick metal makes a gorey sound as it slides out of his next. She launches at the third before he can get another shot of. His finger never makes it to the trigger.
The third is a lot stronger than her. She coaxed her visions into guiding her, showing her how to get him on the ground. Her leg hooks into the back of his knee to pull him to the earth.
She waits now. Holding up her hands in surrender. Pleading with him to stop.
He dosents. His knife is now aimed at her. Me manages to lodge it into her stomach. Again, she pulls it out and slits the last man's throat.
Then she's sprinting.
She had heard the shots of protest from the boys. They were going to use them as leverage. She had to run. She had to heal. So she did both, managing to weave some things back together before she found Lando. Using her visions to guide her.
She was going to overdue it but she didn't care.
Lando had been forced to his knees. He had a gun passed to his head. Tears had glistened his cheeks as he mumbled words of forgiveness.
Then another stupid knife found its way into her shoulder. She returned the favor after that.
The man with the gun took off back over the fence. She didn't care, though. Lando was her priority at that moment.
Then she's untying him, making sure he's okay and running off to hopefully find the other two.
The camera angle switchā€™s again.
Charles is trying to kick away his captives, landing him a punch to his ribs and an elbow to his knees. They put all their weight on him to hold him steady.
Then their clawing at their throats. Her and Lando just standing and watching.
The video pauses. She didn't even realize she had been crying and shaking til she's brought back to the present.
"They have no fingerprints on them. No signs they poisoned themselves. You admitted to killing seven. How did you do it?"
She shrugs. How is she supposed to respond to this? "I guess I assumed I killed them. Me and Lando didn't know what was happening. We just stood there trying to assess the situation."
She feels like she might believe her own lie. There is no way to explain that. Her and Lando both just stare at what's happening.
Then the video turns back on.
Her and Lando are running to Charles, untying him, checking for injuries, then running off to find Max.
The last stint is something she wants to forget.
The group around Max and Jos had been massive. But they saw her walking towards them and fled the scene. All except one.
They'd fought for a ridiculous amount of time. She'd felt his bones snap underneath her. He'd pummeled her to a pulp. He pulled her hair. Her visions were no help as she was exhausted. They had each other in a headlock. She couldn't breathe. It didn't help he was stronger.
But her powers helped in that are as she used them to snap his neck. The sound of cracking the only think filling her ears for thirty seconds.
Then it shows them all together. It shows her on the ground screaming, crying, throwing up.
Then it's done.
She can't move. She can't breathe. Every moment now fresh in her brain once again.
"Technically speaking, this was all self-defense. They hit you first in every scenario."
She glared at whoever this man was that made her relive this.
But she didn't say anything because his next words were 'free to go.'
It's late and dark. She's still covered in blood. But her phone is broken.
So she walks.
She walks, and she cries.
She wants it all to end. The little girl wanted to be with her family. With sebastian and Hanna and her siblings. She needs to know her boys are okay.
She spaces out, lost in her own head as she arrives at the hotel. At Sebs door. Praying he's awake or at least will wake up.
She knocks. Fully expecting that she will be spending the night outside the door. To her shock, it opens.
Seb pulls her inside where she's tackled in hugs and kisses.
"They let you go?!"
"They had no reason to keep me."
She's aware of how awful she looks. She needs new clothes which she doesn't have here but their hotel room is farther than sebs.
And at 6 in the morning, they are in their own room. Seb, having driven back himself.
The boys are getting things together to help her clean up.
She stares at the wall. Blank and empty. Just how she feels.
Max and Lando are out at the store. They have nothing they need to help take care of her. They were expecting to leave this morning, but the benefit of flying private is that Max can change when they leave.
Charles is running a bath for her. She's a mess of litteral blood, sweat, and tears.
He croutches down next to her and pulls one of her hands into his own. "What do you say we get cleaned up, hm?"
She lets him help her to her feel. The warmth of the steam from the bath hitting her skin makes her feel something close to alive again.
Charles helps her out of her trashed clothing and then holds her hand while she gets in. "Do you want a moment to yourself, ChƩri?"
She almost panics for a second. "Don't leave me- please."
"Do you want me on their with you or next to you?"
She likes when he asks with easy words. "With."
Then Charles is stripping of his own clothes and climbing in behind her.
He takes his time rinsing her skin. Careful not to mess with her new stitches that the paramedics gave her.
He spent time untangling her hair with nimble fingers and washing out every last bit of grime.
She relaxed into his hold. The safety of his arms reminding that he's alive, so is Max and Lando.
They're still in the bath when the other two come back. Lando and Max take the opportunity to get the food ready and set out their clothes for her to wear when she comes back.
ā€œI know where both enjoying this, but I think if we stay in any longer we may become one with the water.ā€ Charles laughs.
He gets out first and wraps a towel around his waist. He lays a spare on the floor so they donā€™t slide around anthem helps her to the ledge. He takes a towel and dries her off with it, taking extra care of her wounds and double checking that her stitches look okay still. He wraps her towel around her and slips his clothes back on. He wasnā€™t going to put her trashed clothing back on her.
Charles guides her out of the bathroom into the dimly lit suite. Max and Lando help her into their clothes; Maxā€™s shirt and Landoā€™s sweats. Then they crawl into bed together.
Her cries shatter their hearts. The broken sobs of overwhelming feelings finally getting to her. ā€œI donā€™t deserve this after what I did.ā€
ā€œWhat you did was save us geliefde. We could ask for anything more then that.ā€
ā€œBut I killed people. He was right. Iā€™m a fucking killer. A monster.ā€
ā€œYou killed them because you had too. It sucks and I canā€™t say I understand how your feeling, but if you didnā€™t do it then we would be dead. So no matter where your thoughts go, the three of us are grateful for what you did out there.ā€
ā€œWe love you ChĆ©re. Our superhero.ā€
~
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Kisameā€™s Daily Texts from the Akatsuki
From Deidara
Me and Tobi found a big muddy hole full of earthworms, letā€™s go fishing!Ā šŸ˜
We finished it last night, sorryĀ 
I was just teasing him!
Exploding or boring?
Not a tea person but thanks anywayĀ 
LMAOOO he probably pissed himselfĀ šŸ¤£
Pls tell Itachi Iā€™m not gonna hurt her I just want to pet her for a while!
Leader said heā€™ll kill us if we do it again so no probably notĀ šŸ˜“
You gotta use the conditioner too or else it wonā€™t be effectiveĀ 
Iā€™ll ask him but he donā€™t really like places like that. Says theyā€™re too happyĀ šŸ™„
From Hidan
If you have two does that mean one sleeps while the other fucks or ?
No offense but itā€™s literally so boring I canā€™t sit still that longĀ 
I would say heā€™s giving you blue balls but.
Canā€™t imagine giving a shit butĀ šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
Tried that once. Got the mask halfway off and suddenly felt like I was drowning. Never again.
Old bastard said noĀ šŸ˜‘
You need to watch him he takes like two bites and pushes the plate awayĀ 
How? Half of us are gay half are insane and some are bothĀ šŸ¤£
One dick, two dicks, your dicks, BLUE dicks! Lol get it??
From Sasori
Thanks but water erodes my ā€œskinā€.
Iā€™m done reading it, you can borrow if you like.
Please make sure he puts on sunscreen heā€™s too stubborn to listen to me.
Donā€™t really remember all that well but I believe it was ice cream.
He has to *want* treatment and so far heā€™s turned down every offer Kakuzu or myself has made.
They make for more appealing puppets if they have some unique physical characteristic while theyā€™re still living.
Iā€™ll probably marry him some day but first he has to work on not blowing himself to bits.
Oh of course. You know you donā€™t need to ask.
From Kakuzu
Hey I almost beat you and Iā€™m 60+ years your senior.
Just this once ā€¦ no charge. Worth it to see him freak out like that.
Iā€™m not very well-versed in animal anatomy but I can take a look and try my best.
EVERYBODY pays. Itachi too.
Fits nice. My thanks.
This place is falling apart, if itā€™s not one thing itā€™s another.
Itā€™s annoying but I donā€™t see any serious long-term effects.
From Konan
Thatā€™s so sweet, thank youĀ ā˜ŗļøĀ 
Write down the exact kind for me, Iā€™ll pick it up the next time I go to the market.
Heā€™s a sweetheart isnā€™t he?Ā šŸ„°
Iā€™ll take your word for it, but ducks are so cute I donā€™t think I could eat one.
Come to my room I have some eye drops thatā€™ll help him.
If I let that happen no work would ever be done and theyā€™d likely kill each other.
So many miles, with these heels itā€™s hard on my feet.
If you want it that rare then thereā€™s really no point to me cooking it at allĀ šŸ˜’
At this point the yelling has become background music.
Me on one shoulder and Itachi on the other. You big show-offĀ šŸ˜
From Tobi/Obito
You only beat me because Deidara distracted me!
Forty cookies isnā€™t even that many. Plus Itachi ate two more.
Kakuzu said to earn the money myself so I stole one of his bountiesĀ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø
Itches. A LOT.
Canā€™t stand tea but if you have any hot chocolate, yeah.
You should hang out with Zetsu more often then. Like one never-ending picnic.
He really wants to go but I donā€™t have a pole. You have a spare?
Yeah but he might let us get a fish-tank if YOU said you needed it, like for health or somethingĀ 
Sushi? Isnā€™t that cannibalism?!
Fuck him AND his perfect ass. Literally and figuratively.
Donā€™t give me that ā€œkidā€ shit, weā€™re like the same age!
From Zetsu
You want to split that guyā€™s leg with me? He was very fat, lots of good meatĀ šŸ˜‹
Heā€™s a good man but doesnā€™t his dubious emotional state concern you?
Itā€™s a lot like hearing two voices at once. Constantly.Ā 
Itā€™s no fun if they donā€™t scream a bit first. You know this.
I did the scouting; that lake about five miles up the road is both deep and fairly clean.
Letā€™s hide under his bed and scare him. I bet money we can get him to soil himself while crying for that damn JashinĀ šŸ¤£
From Nagato
I thank you for the tea. It helped me to sleep.
Well, keep an eye on him.
The pain is worse when I stand but Sasori is working on prosthetics for me that may solve the problem.
As long as you return in time for your next mission.
Get that looked at as soon as possible. We canā€™t afford to have you out of commission.
I do, but she deserves so much better than myself.
Iā€™ll speak to Kakuzu about getting you a new one.
If you two are going to do that, please keep it away from our hideouts. It disturbs Konan to hear the screaming.
From Itachi
I ate this morning. Promise.
That wasnā€™t Hidanā€™s fault, Iā€™d forgotten to take my pill so my reflexes were slow.
Just consider it. Uchiha Kisame. Say it out loud. Itā€™s beautifulĀ šŸ˜Œ
Can you check if I left that shirt in your room?
Dei and I went there last night. The manager banned us for life because Dei set off a C3 in the menā€™s room.Ā šŸ˜‘
Fine. You buy the skirt Iā€™ll ā€œmodelā€ it for you.
Sad. Come stay with me please.
You worry too much.
That picture is for YOUR EYES ONLY.Ā 
Aww what do you mean? Kitty loves you sheā€™s not trying to eat you!
Itā€™s one that Konan gave me. Itā€™s really good youā€™d probably like it too.
Tea?
I didnā€™t *fall* in, he *pushed* me. Big difference.
Mom taught me when I was younger. I can teach you too if you want.
Youā€™re mine too. AlwaysĀ ā¤ļø
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Thoughts on My Adventures with Superman S2 episode 4
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Alright 2 things, 1 I love how General lane Not only set up an entire bunker like fortress in Clark and Jimmy's apartment, but also made them Use a Code word in order for them to Even get in, 2 I Reallly love Clark's reaction to Jimmy's achievement, it really shows how much he cares about his friend and is really happy for him šŸ˜Š Also is it me or has the Animation gotten So much Better this Season, they really stepped their Game up since the Spiderman fiasco, especially when it comes to the lighting and faces, I mean just look at Clark's smile here >_<
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Bruh I'm calling it right now, by the end of this Season Jimmy is going to lose ALL of his Money, that Money meter keeps going down each episode, if that isn't foreshadowing Idk what is ^^;
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Once again I'm really loving the relationship between these 2, the fact that Jimmy wants Clark to come not because he's an Alien but because he's his best friend is really sweet, and it really shows just how much the writers Really know about Superman and his world and want to make it to the best version, also the fact that Clark is LITERALLY deciding which outfit seems more "Hype man" is Really funny to me, especially Jimmy's comeback line after this
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Judging how Waller is clearly making another Task force X I wanna say this Blockbuster, but I'm not entirely sure, so far this guy's only appeared in like a few episodes this season, So if they kill him off I Wont entirely be mad, because he serves No purpose other than filling out the Villain slots, and the reason why I'm saying this might be Blockbuster is because I can't recall another Villain with super strength and Built like this in the suicide Squad other than blockbuster, who coincidently died IMMEDIATELY in a Suicide Squad comic run
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Even though the episode is clearly about lois and father, it's Super obvious that it was actually focused on the relationship between Clark and Jimmy, and how they feel about 1 another, this scene with Clark telling Jimmy about how he's made him feel was really beautiful and Ngl, I kinda teared up at this point, the relationship between the 2 is some of the best I've seen in a Long time since the animated series back on WB Kids, they really put a lot of effort into fleshing out each character and making us Fall in love with them even more ^w^
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The whole Superman Debate Scene was great, I really loved how Lex and Jimmy are basically two polar opposites, 1 supporting superman and his pureness and the other being Superman's biggest Hater, with both literally being incredibly rich rn, and it's kinda funny, while Jimmy is losing money, Lex is Gaining money, gaining everyhing that we know him for; Lex brought up a lot of good points regarding Superman and how "Dangerous" he is, Stuff that I think will Return in Season 3 with people Gunning for Superman or trying to Eliminate him, maybe we might actually see Batman Show up Next season šŸ˜
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I find it So CONVENIENT that general lane's Rendezvous point Just so happens to be near the STAR Labs EXPO, almost like if this was planned for this to happen here, So that when Superman shows up he could be made out as the Bad guy *looks intently at Lex*
As Sad as this scene is you're really telling me He DIDN'T HEAR THAT!? I mean the dude has SUPER HEARING for a reason, you're REALLY telling me he Didn't hear that? Ok whatever Sure, I guess super hearing Only works when the Writers Need it huh, even though they made a WHOLE episode about that Last season šŸ˜’
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šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ I don't have any words for this scene other than Seeing Clark like this really hurts my soul, seeing him come to the Realization that he's Never gonna truly fit in and that He NEEDS Someone like him to Really understand him just shows how much Clark has repressed these feelings by trying to be Something he's not, which is human, Now he's Finally starting to accept his Alien/Kryptonian half, with the 1st step being to find someone Truly like him
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ZOD IS HERE OMG ZOD IS HERE!!
Also I Officially dub these Days "Superman Saturday's" ^^ šŸ¦øā€ā™‚ļø
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