#this is so self indulgent and cringe but. eh.

[leaf-nosed]

i doodled some of the fictional ships me & my fiancé relate to for valentines hehe <3

[iwritefandomimagines]

BLIND DATE — JAMIE TARTT

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pairing: jamie tartt x reader

description: you and jamie never saw eye to eye. when keeley offers to set you up on a blind date and it’s him that turns up, you’re irritated. but you’re soon to find out that maybe she’s right… maybe he has changed.

warnings: enemies to lovers if you squint bc there’s not much angsty content it’s more implied, swearing, alcohol consumption, fluff at the end because that’s my mf baby

author’s note: i live and breathe enemies to lovers jamie tartt content so this is sooo self indulgent and fluffy ish at the end.

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“You have got to be fuckin’ kidding me?”

You’d already been reluctant when Keeley Jones begged you to let her set you up with someone she knew.

Your best friend had been going on at you about needing to ‘get yourself out there’ for ages now — and the only reason you had given in to her request was so that she’d back off a bit.

But now, as the one and only Jamie fucking Tartt approached your table, your dress felt especially clingy and your palms felt especially sweaty.

“Y/N,” Jamie smirked, having always enjoyed getting under your skin, “You look fucking stunnin’, and really fucking happy to see me.”

You rolled your eyes as he sat down, “Why the hell would Keeley set me up with you of all people?”

Jamie pushed his hair out of his face, and you couldn’t help but take his whole look in as he removed his jacket and adjusted his shirt.

Okay, he may have been a massive prick — but not even you could deny that he wasn’t exactly a chore to look at. Just a chore to listen to.

“See, Y/N, I hear ya voice complaining,” he quipped, leaning forward to rest his chin on his palm as his other hand waved over a waiter, “But you’re still checking me out. Like what you see, eh?”

Before you had a chance to snap back at the walking irritant in front of you, the waiter was at your table taking your drinks orders.

A large glass of wine to cool your nerves would do nicely was what you had decided before he’d arrived — but now a bottle seemed more appropriate.

Of course, when you asked for this Jamie just smiled smugly, “Yeah, you know what? Me ‘n the lady will share. Bring us your most expensive bottle of Pinot Grigio, yeah?”

You tried not to cringe at his mispronunciation.

You sighed, sipping at the table water you’d already been brought as the waiter nodded and rushed away.

“Now where were we, love?”

“You were being arrogant, I was still trying to figure out how I’ve ended up sat opposite you… Just like old times.”

Jamie scoffed, “Oh no, I was simply observin’ that you checked me out. Don’t worry, love, I was checking you out too. Like I said, you’re stunnin’.”

You hated that he could so obviously see his words had affected you — a crimson blush immediately staining your cheeks as he quirked his eyebrow in acknowledgement.

“I can think that you’re attractive and still think you’re a prick, Jamie,” you shrugged, a small smile on your lips as he screwed up his face, “I do have eyes.”

He licked his lips, “See, makin’ progress already. Never admitted you fancy me before, but if it helps, love, I fancy you too.”

You scoffed again, “I said you’re attractive, not that I fancy you.”

“Same thing,” he shrugged, leaning further forward, “Look, I know you think I’m a twat, but I’ve been working on how not to be.”

You looked at him for a moment, not sure what to make of his words.

He’d always been an egotistical arse, always convinced he was God’s gift to earth, and his shameless flirting whilst also being an arsehole had always just grated on you.

You’d had some semblance of a crush on him once, almost admiring his confidence (and of course how gorgeous he was) but his attitude had led you to a prickling disdain for the man instead.

He knew he got under your skin, so he would flirt outrageously and nitpick at things you did and said to piss you off and rile you up.

Keeley had insisted he took the whole childhood ‘if they’re mean to you they like you’ bollocks all too seriously, but you’d brushed that off considering the fact that he was still very much lapping up any and all female attention he received elsewhere.

Given that you only attended events as Keeley’s friend, it hadn’t been hard to avoid him since — deciding that it wasn’t worth letting him get to you.

“So Keeley’s been saying,” you narrowed your eyes, “I know you flirt with, like, anything that breathes, but I’m surprised you’re not more disappointed by her decision to set us up.”

It was Jamie’s turn to scoff now, his eyes never leaving yours as you felt suddenly shy under his close watch.

“She didn’t set us up, I asked her to.”

You furrowed your brows, confused as to why the fuck he’d do that. Sure, he’d flirted with you before but you were certain it was just to piss you off.

“What?”

“I knew you didn’t like me, ‘cos you only know the old Jamie Tartt,” he pouted, and you fought the urge to chuckle, “So I asked her to pretend it was just some mate of hers she wanted to send you on a blind date with. Just to see if you’d give me a chance, ya know?”

You were almost touched by his words, but still remained wary about his intentions, “Why— what made you that determined for a date with me?”

He laughed, a big loud laugh that drew the attention of many surrounding tables.

The waiter returned now, interrupting you again.

He poured you both a glass of wine and placed down the wine cooler as you and Jamie thanked him whilst never looking away from each other.

“For the third time tonight, you’re fuckin’ stunning Y/N. And I like that you never took my shit back then. Just figured it was time to try me luck and see if ya’d change your mind about me,” if you didn’t know him better, you’d think he was nervous, “‘S why Keeley’s been talkin’ me up to you so much. She’s known I’ve had a thing for you for, like, ages.”

You were gobsmacked — not only by his confession, but the sincerity his voice held.

“Why’ve you not reached out sooner, then? I haven’t seen you in months, not since the last charity gala,” you bit your lip.

You remembered that night very well, given that you’d almost shared a drunken kiss with him until you came to your senses and left the party.

He only smirked again, “You remember the exact last time we saw each other, huh?”

“Jamie…”

“Alright, alright,” he raised his hands in defeat, “I was gutted you didn’t kiss me at that party, even though it’s fair that you didn’t. Keeley told me you deserved better than how I’d been treating you, but that she knew if I got me shit together we’d make a good couple. So I waited ‘til me shit was, well, together. And now here we are. With my shit sorta together.”

You were almost speechless, “Jamie— that’s, well, that’s actually really sweet.”

He rolled his eyes with a smile, “Glad ya think so, love. Been hard as fuck and I’ve almost called you a fuck load of times, too, but Keeley and Roy have been really good with helping and that.”

Now you were really surprised, “Roy’s been helping you work on yourself? Fuckin’ hell, things must have changed since I last saw you!”

Jamie laughed, pursing his lips as he shrugged and let out a breathy sigh, “He won’t admit it but we’re, like, friends now. Don’t tell him I said that though. He’d go fuckin’ mental.”

“Oh I know,” you chuckled, “But I hope you’ve been doing this for yourself as well, not just trying to change to make other people happy.

The smile on his face spread warmth through your chest, and you could feel the walls you’d built up to protect yourself from Jamie’s old self beginning to crumble.

Your face was lit with a smile now, a wide and sincere smile that you could tell boosted his confidence about this whole elaborate plan.

“Nah, it’s been good,” he nodded, “And you’ve never smiled at me like that, not even when we first met and you were trying to be nice before I fucked things by being all Jamie Tartt. So I’d say it’s, like, more than worth it, to be fair.”

Your smile only widened at that, and his matched it almost exactly.

“I don’t even know what to say at this point, but I’d be lying if I said I’m not actually glad I’m here now,” you bit your lip, maintaining steady eye contact with him and placing your hand on the table.

He was quick to place his own hand atop yours, “‘M really glad to hear it, Y/N. Can we treat this like a fresh start or whatever? Like a real blind date? Want to show you I’ve changed properly, that I’m a new Jamie.”

You giggled, poking your thumb out to rub the back of his hand with it, “Sure. I’m Y/N Y/L/N, and it’s nice to meet you. Sorry if this is forward but you look really good tonight, stranger.”

He beamed like a proud child at those words, “Jamie Tartt. You look fuckin’ phenomenal, Y/N. Since we’ve like, never met, this might be weird,” you rolled your eyes with a laugh at how seriously he was taking the starting over thing, “But I hope this ain’t our only date.”

“Play your cards right, Jamie Tartt, and it won’t be,” you smiled, standing up and leaning over to press a soft kiss to his cheekbone.

“Because, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, I hope it isn’t either.”

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eeeee i hope you enjoyed that, i love jamie tartt a ridiculous amount so couldn’t help myself ! here’s my masterlist if you want to read more of my jamie fics or any of my other stuff!

also kinda feeling a part two where you’re secretly dating and turn up to a richmond squad event with him? let me know if u would like that!!!

[iidgm]

eh fuck it im going to bed anyways

AU IDEA !! spiderman dogday :]

"ok so mj can be either y/n or an oc the point is that is SELF INDULGENT BECAUSE IM CRINGE LIKE THAT !!

well more specifically it could be eddie catnap and prototype venom?? i have to think it better later but the point is. SPIDER DOG ( i know nothing abt marvel )"

concept i made half asleep;

thats it bye

[chaoticstanley]

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uh.... yeah, I'm into Starkid now.

Didn't really see that coming tbh. I've always liked their stuff, but it was more casual viewing. But with their Hatchetfield stories, yeah, that's what really sucked me in. And the fandom brain rot hit very quickly after finishing Nerdy Prudes Must Die. So, I made an OC. It's cringe and self indulgent, but I love him so much.

He's basically an anti-christ type, born into the Church of the Starry Children and his development was overseered by the Lords in Black. He has a very small amount of their powers in him, but he's still pretty strong and magical. He's always tired because he has constant night terrors. His sharp teeth are there in any form which has raised some eyebrows from normal people. His monster form has characteristics from each Lord in Black. He has Wiggly's tentacle hands, two mouths from Nibbly, Tinky's horns and legs, extra eyes from Blinky, and Pokey gave him a voice that can hypnotize people. His normal eyes also become sunken-in holes like the ones on Pokey's mask.

But his human eyes are grey and lifeless, almost like a dead fish. Sort of represents how he's not really his own person at the end of the day. Again, I'll get into more of that later. I stick with he/him just cause it's easier to write out, but he doesn't really care about gender and pronouns. Most people assume he's a guy so he just goes with it, but he also doesn't care to correct others if they call him a girl too. His attitude is very much, "eh, whatever" when it comes to that. He's sort of clueless when it comes to social interactions with humans, but he's not hostile. He's just kinda vibing until its time to end the world.

That's all for now. I'll write more about him when I have time between school and work. Oof.

[ofstoriesandstardust]

for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish (b.r.b.)

a/n: eh what the hell, i’m indulging myself. kylie has to get her wisdom teeth out and she doesn’t wanna! this is small but self indulgent 

summary: Bradley goes with Sunshine to the dentist.

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warnings: dentists, wisdom tooth infections, antibiotics, swearing, food mentions, brief mention of insecurities and doubt of self-worth at the end

"You’re going.”

You huff, looking up at the brunette who towers over you, hands shoved into his jacket pockets. “I don’t wanna.” The words come out in a more of a whine than you originally mean them to and you cringe. 

“Are you 3?” He asks, a hint of laughter in his voice. “I don’t know you to be a petulant child Sunshine.” He pauses, frowning as you continue to stare back at him. “C’mon, the only thing not going will do for you is make your pain worse.”

You sigh, sliding further into the couch. “Yeah, I know, but-” You cut yourself off, feeling suddenly really silly. 

“But-?” He prompts, raising his eyebrow. 

“But like- what if I have to get emergency wisdom tooth removal? I talked to my Dad, they’ll probably have to put me under and that’s literally terrifying-” 

“Sunshine.” He says, firmly, cutting you off. “Then we’ll figure it out, okay?” 

“I can’t afford emergency wisdom tooth surgery.” You mutter.

He sighs. “As of Friday, that won’t matter okay? And we will figure it out. I promise. In sickness and in health, right?”

Part of you wants argue that he’s too nice to you, another part wanting to argue that the two of you really shouldn’t be getting married on Friday.

The overwhelming part that wins is the part that doesn’t want to be in pain anymore. 

You sigh, pushing yourself up from the couch. “Fine. Fine.” 

Bradley flashes you a bright smile, pulling your front door open. “After you m’lady.” 

-

The door jingles above you as you open the door to the office. The lady sitting at the front desk offers you a smile. “Hi, how may I help you?” 

You take a deep breath as Bradley follows you into the office. “Hi, I’m here for an appointment?” 

The lady asks for your name as you see Bradley moves towards the fish tank in your peripheral. “Sunshine look, it’s Nemo.” He says, bending down to look into the tank. 

The lady laughs softly as she hands you your paperwork. “If you want to just have a seat, someone will be out to take you back in a little.” 

“Thank you.” You say, moving to sit down on the bench. Bradley follows your lead and squishes himself in between the two of you. You look up at him, raising an eyebrow. “What are you doing?” 

“We’re sitting together.” He says simply. 

“We don’t both fit.” 

He shrugs at your words, tapping the clipboard. “Fill out your paperwork.” 

You shake your head, bringing your gaze down to the pages in front of you. 

As you fill out your insurance information, you feel your legs become uncrossed, your foot falling to bounce on the floor. It’s almost unconscious as you chew on your lip, filling out the paperwork in front of you. 

Suddenly, Bradley’s hand comes out to your knee, holding it still. “You’re gonna be fine Sunshine.” His eyes don’t move from the fish tank. 

You let out a breath you didn’t realize you’re holding, nodding as tears prick your eyes. 

The two of you sit there for a little while longer before one of the dental assistants comes out, calling you by name. You take a deep breath as you stand up, the woman taking your paperwork from you. 

“Good luck Sunshine.” Bradley says, giving you a goofy grin and two thumbs up. “I’ll watch your purse.” 

You let out a little laugh, shaking your head, as you follow the woman further into the office. 

“You and your boyfriend are very cute.” She says, offering you a smile. 

“Oh, we’re not-” You pause, swallowing. 

If you were getting married, you couldn’t really keep denying that, could you?

You nod. “Yeah, he’s wonderful.” 

-

“So?” He asks raising an eyebrow as you emerge from the back, holding two pieces of paper in your hand. 

“Antibiotics for a week and super ibuprofen for the pain.” 

He stands up from the bench as you say goodbye to the woman at the front desk. Moving to the door of the office, the bell jingles again as the two of you leave. 

“Don’t forget you need to eat yogurt or something with your antibiotics.” 

“I fucking hate yogurt. I don’t even have yogurt.” 

He chuckles, following on to the steps of the building. “Sounds like we’ll be making a trip to the grocery store and the pharmacy then.” 

You bite your lip, suddenly feeling bad and self-conscious at all the kind things he’s done for you even just over the span of the last week since the party. 

You turn as he pulls his keys out, the Bronco clicking unlocked. “You don’t have to. I mean you drove me to my appointment-” 

He shakes his head, pulling the front door open. “In sickness and in health Sunshine!” 

-

You stand at the pharmacy counter, waiting for them to fill your prescription when a sharp pain erupts in your side. You turn, realizing Bradley has nudged you with the cart, giving you a guilty smile. “Ow.”

“Sorry Sunshine.” 

“You are literally a pain in my ass.” 

He shrugs. “Maybe, but you can’t hate me because I’m buying you cake. And it’s even your favorite flavor!” 

You sigh. “Bradshaw, I’m perfectly capable of buying my own groceries. And affording them.” 

He sighs, leaning up against the cart. “For richer, for poor, remember?” 

“We aren’t even married yet.” 

“Details. How much longer?” He says through a feigned yawn, waving a hand in the air.  

You squint at him, moving closer to him as your voice drop downs to a whisper. “I didn’t realize doing this for the benefits meant buying all my groceries. I can pay my own bills.” 

“Sunshine, do you ever let anybody do anything nice for you?” 

“I-” 

“Sunshine, you’re in pain. You have a wisdom tooth infection. I know you haven’t been eating and I know surgery isn’t going to be cheap. Let me buy you fucking yogurt and dino nuggies.”

You frown, eyeing him. Before you can say anything though, the pharmacist comes back to the counter with your prescription in hand. 

-

“Rawr.” 

You look up, seeing Bradley setting on of his t-rexs on your plate. “What are you doing?” 

He gives you a nervous smile. “My dinosaur is saying hi.” 

Your hand reaches up to rub your temple. “Why are you playing with your food? Are you a toddler or a grown-ass adult? Because I’m not sure.” 

He shrugs, taking the piece of meat back. “I just wanted to make you smile. Now, eat your food. You can’t take super ibuprofen on an empty stomach.” 

You sigh. “But my tooth hurts.” 

He chuckles, dipping the dinosaur in ketchup. “Sunshine, it’s not gonna stop hurting until you take super ibuprofen and you have to eat to do that.” 

You groan, sliding down in your chair. “Bradley, we gotta talk about this.” 

His gaze flickers up to you as he chomps down on a pterodactyl, biting it’s head off. “Talk ‘bout what?” 

“Getting married?” You say, like it’s not the most obvious thing in the world. Like it hasn’t been haunting you since you and Bradley had set down in a diner near campus and agreed to actually do the damn thing. 

“I thought we already talked about it.” 

“When are we telling our friends?” 

He shrugs. “Whenever you give me the go-ahead Sunshine. You might want to tell Bailey before we tell Eli though, because her head’s gonna explode.” 

You shrug, reaching out to move one of the dino nuggets around the plate. “Yeah, I don’t think I’m gonna tell her.” 

He pauses mid-bite, raising an eyebrow. “What? Why?” 

“I just don’t... I just don’t think she’ll care all that much.” 

He snorts. “She’ll care, trust me. Stop playing with your food.” 

You swallow, sitting up in your chair as your hand slide under your legs to keep from peeling at the skin around your nails. You want to tell him that you don’t think they want to hear from you, that they were really only your friends because they felt bad for you, but another part of is terrified that he might agree. 

“You’re a good person, you know that right, Bradley?” 

Your voice is quiet, the only sound in the room becoming the TV of the two of you left on for background noise. He hums, tilting his head. “Okay, what’s up Sunshine?” He holds up a finger as you open your mouth to protest. “And don’t fucking bullshit me, Sunshine. You’ve been acting strange for a while now.” 

“I don’t- I don’t know.” You mumble. “I haven’t felt like myself in months. I’m graduating in a few months, I have no idea what I’m doing with my life, I’ve got so much shit to do between now and May, I spend all my energy playing mediator between my parents- I’m just- I’m just-” 

You force yourself to stop, taking a shuddering breath as hot tears prick your eyes. The last thing you want to do is cry in front of him again. 

“You’re tired?” 

“Exhausted.” You mutter, looking down to your plate as the first tear rolls down your cheek, hot against your skin. “I don’t want to do this anymore.” 

He sighs, the sound of his chair moving echoing through the living room as he moves to sit down next to you. He pulls you into his chest and against your better judgment, you wrap your arms around him, returning his hug. He rubs your shoulder sympathetically, making the tears fall harder. “It’s gonna be okay, Sunshine. We’ll figure it out together, I promise. You’re not in this on your own.” 

As your tears bubble over, creating a wet patch on Bradley’s shirt, you can’t help but think about how you wound up with someone as incredible as him in it. 

He’s so kind.

And you don’t deserve it.

[the-wizards-fandom-library]

An Unusual Partnership

//I am cringe but, I am free. Lol, this is kinda a self indulgent AU fanfic of an oc that's been rattling around in my head. Enjoy Zavok accidently becoming an adopted father uncle to a rouge human teenager with an affinity to dangerous situations , Note: Rue goes by they/them

You’re hurt, human.

“I’m fine.”

You’re not. Stop walking.

Rue's steps falter, stumbling onto a tree trunk leaning against the rough bark. Zavok stood over them as guiding the human down on a log. The zeti lifted Rue's leg up onto their own knee observing the human’s open wound. They were cut pretty rough, the shrapnel cut up their leg blood leaking from the exposed wound. 

 "Looks bad." Zavok retorted. Rue waved the zeti off, not caring about the injury that much. "Eh, I've dealt with the worst." They said with a small smile holding up their left hand showing their missing fingertip. Zavok grumbled to himself, how can someone so young not care as such about their own safety. He could take hits from nearly anything with how durable his skin was, just like the bullets from those pesky soldiers merely just grazed his skin not penetrating it in the slightest. But, this human. This human was so dismissive of their own fragility. It almost impressed Zavok . Almost. 

"Do you have anything to wrap your legs in?" Zavok asked. Rue dug around in their jacket pocket and held out a roll of bandages.

"I keep them just in case of emergencies."

"And you do not call this an emergency?"

"It's more of an obstacle ."

Zavok rolled their eyes carefully grabbing with their claws the roll gingerly unrolling it. "Hey, I can do it myself!" Rue exclaimed. 

"No, you can not. Not like this. You'll wrap it wrong." 

"I won't! I know how to wrap up wounds! This isn't even that bad!" The human whined. 

The zeti growled, "ENOUGH." Zavok’s voice grew stern. "Let me do it." 

Rue crossed their arms in a huff. They weren’t going to argue any further with someone who’s three sizes bigger than them.  Zavok ignored Rue’'s silent protest and wrapped up their legs. Zavok had to be careful, Rue was so small compared to them but good thing Zik taught them at a young age how to tend wounds. Though he rarely did it himself or to others he still remembered.  Rue turned their head and winced trying to hide the pain from the pressure. "Is something wrong?" Zavok asked. 

"No..! Nothing's wrong. Just..Just keep doing it."

Zavok  noticed them wince even though they were trying to hide it. "Tough kid." He thought. Rue watched the zeti wrap the wound carefully so as not to scratch them  with his own claws. Despite the obvious size difference Zavok was quite careful at what he was doing. Once Zavok wrapped up Rue’s leg  Rue moved it around a bit. 

 “Huh. You did a pretty good job.”

“You had doubts about me doing this?”

Rue shrugs, placing their hand on their knee looking up at him. “You don’t seem like the nursing type.” Rue admitted to him. Zavok scoffed surly Rue was right about that but he knew what he was doing. “So, what did you think? Not so puny after all huh?” Rue smirks under their mask. Zavok  stood up ignoring Rue’s comment, continuing in the forest away from the G.U.N facility.  He needed to find his pack and fast. Whatever G.U.N was planning on doing with him surely they would gladly do the same to them. It’ll be just like before when they were scattered before after the metal virus blunder but, time was of the essence. “Hey! Where are you going?” Rue asked, the masked human steadied themselves up against the tree hobbling after the red alien.  “I need to find my pack.” Zavok continued to walk, 

“We need to regroup and come up with a plan on how to execute our revenge.” He said. Rue tried to keep up with Zavok but, with one bad leg it was pretty hard to keep up with his pace. “Forgot you mentioned you had others like you. Do you think G.U.N might have them too?” Rue asked. “Cause if that’s the case then whatever those scientists were planning on doing to Rue you they might do something similar to them.”  Zavok growled, causing Rue to back up slightly. was right. Whatever procedure those people were going to do to him they were probably going to do the same to the others. “How do you know so much about this “G.U.N” child?” Zavok asked Rue. Despite being young Rue seemed to have some knowledge of whoever kept him captive.

“They’re the government.” Rue said. 

“Government? Of this world?” 

“Yeah, A small part of it. I don’t really care about them that much.” 

Zavok raised an eyebrow. “You do not care for your own people in power?” 

Zavok couldn’t tell much of Rue’s facial expression being obscured by the mask but Rue simply shrugged it off. “Doesn’t bother me that much. They’re not THAT great. I look out for myself okay? The only reason why I was in that base was to steal from them.” Rue admitted leaning against a tree. 

“So you are a thief?” 

“It’s more like borrowing without anyone knowing.”

“So. Thievery?”

“Borrowing.”

Zavok grumbled, he wasn’t going to push further. He just wanted to go find the others. Rue followed Zavok behind (albeit at a slower pace) seeing where he was going. “Where are you going to search first?” Rue asked the zeti. 

“Any base like the one I just left.” He replied. “Why are you following me?” 

Rue stopped and looked at him. “Huh?” 

“You are following me. Why? I do not need anyone else to come with me to find my pack.” 

Rue continued to look at him. “I…I don’t have anything better to do. Besides, this is the most interesting thing that has happened to me in a while. Not every day you see an alien…well, an alien that’s not an animal.” Rue admitted to Zavok. Zavok huffed, “You are a strange human.” “What? I’ve never seen something like…you, Before. What are you some kind of demon or…” “I am a zeti not a demon.” “You look like a demon. But, cool. Never heard of that before.” Zavok raised an eyebrow, from what he’s seen most mobians and even some humans other than Eggman were pretty aware of him and his pack. They were feared by a lot of them as they should. Even from before the metal virus with them stealing the planet's energy they were somewhat known. He didn’t know how far their infamy had reached certain places , being imprisoned by has made him aware that maybe people down here knew about them even before they reigned terror on the planet. “Really? You know nothing of me and my pack?” He asked with a hint of surprise. Rue scratched their head, “Nothing in particular, I don’t keep up with people that much. Why? Should I know you?” Rue replied rolling their Zavok gritted his fangs, “They are a child…” Zavok thought to themselves. Rue shuffled next to the red zeti. “So, if you’re trying to find your friends- “My PACK.”  Zavok corrected them sternly. “Right, your pack. They would probably have a target on their backs just like you. And with how G.U.N had you strapped up to the nines, they’re probably being hunted and or already captured.” Rue explained. Zavok narrowed their eyes, staring down at the young demolitionist, his long  tail flicking behind him. “What are you getting at, human?” Zavok inquired. Rue shrugged, “Since I’m not doing anything and I’m in a REALLY destructive mood to mess with Ol’ G.U.N. I would like to help you out.” Rue asked. . Zavok stared blankly at the human, with a small snicker the zeti  burst out laughing, “You?” He scoffed. “Help me? I do not need your assistance. I can do this myself.”  He said walking away from the human. “But what if you get caught by G.U.N again!” Rue calls out to them. “I will destroy them again just like before!” He yelled back. “If they caught you once they can certainly catch you again!” Rue  replied back.   “And they are very persistent when hunting someone down…” Zavok stopped in his tracks. They were right. What if he did get captured again? Clearly he had a target on his back. But, he could handle a few puny soldiers. They were no match for him! Though the human did have a point…a small point but no matter what G.U.N has probably been alerted about his escape. Zavok slowly turned to Rue, staring back at the strange masked human. They did help him out all be it seemed to be for no reason at all. They were just there at the right time to get him out of this situation. Zavok  huffed and stomped towards Rue, towering over the human. “If you come with me you must follow everything I say. EVERYTHING. I am the leader in my pack and I am still the leader in this makeshift one. Do you understand?” Rue looked up at the zeti. “...Heh, alright. I gotcha.” Rue held their hand out. “Shake on it?” Zavok stared down at the human’s hand hesitantly shaking it, (Though he was only shaking with his forefinger rather than whole clawed hand.) Rue nodded. “Good!”  A beamed clumsily walking past Zavok with their chest puffed up, “Let’s go find your friends-”

“PACK!” “Pack, and go break some stuff.” Rue snickered. Zavok sighed, shaking his head, “Maybe this was a mistake…” He mumbled under his breath following after them. 

[cobaltsunflower]

Lotsa thoughts in the house tonight

Should i make a separate blog for stuckpiece? I don’t think talking about it on duck(verb) or here is really appropriate since no one cares about it anyway

Can someone please teach me how to put picture on ao3??? And how do ppl do the cool formatting stuffs???

I think i have a lot of bots followers on this main blog so it pushes the number wayyyy too high. Block or no? Tbh it’s too much to bother by now

Cool one piece artists why are you following me?!?!?!? Specially this main blog?!?!? I offer nothing of value besides reblogs and only draws indulgent buggy and crossovers that no one cares for anyway you are making me self conscious please

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE’S A COCKROACH HALF A METER AWAY FROM ME AS I TYPE THIS FFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

FUCK RAINY WEATHERS FUCK STORMS FUCK COCKROACHES PLEASE YOU DON’T SEE ME MOVE ALONG PLEASE

Ok calm *Calm* i think it’s stationary

Should i post in vnmese? I won’t have anything better to say but at least swearing would be more satisfying eh. Would serve to make my blog even less approachable i believe

Planned to do so many things in this semester break. Ended up w executive dysfunction and doing nothing. Still want to draw, write down stuckpiece, pick up italian again, finish 2 books i borrowed from the library,... no where with anything yet

Sometimes i feel like me being overenthusiastic is pretty cringe maybe. Im always too eager to chat and answers questions for one piece newbies honestly i just want to make some friends. But i think i’m so cringe.

Maybe i’m not and it’s just a depressive episode from this fucked weather and loneliness. I can’t really talk to my friends about much due to difference in interests and one of them is spiraling in depression that I cannot help and it honestly makes me depressed too every time it came up

If i do an art trade with another artist, do we both post our pieces up and tag the other? Is there a consensus or assumed understanding to post or no? I approached the other artist a bit too abruptly and now I’m embarrassed to ask about posting since it feels like i’m asking to use their name for attention, since for real I wasn’t and was just excited for art motivation. It has been a week and I haven’t post it, would posting/asking permission to post now be too weird?

Should go to sleep now it’s late

[cuttly-pips-a-doodle]

Blog Intro/Info

🐾🌊 Hello! Welcome to my self-indulgent comfort blog. You can call me Pip or Doodle, and here’s some info about me/this blog:

General:

This blog will primarily contain content related to my F/Os, ships, and other self-comfort topics or things that bring me joy.

I invite any/all friendly interaction, if you feel so inclined!

This is a strictly SFW blog (minus like, some harmless suggestive humor on occasion, which will be tagged).

I intend to keep discourse or topics related to it far away from this blog as it is a comfort space for me. Only in the event that something becomes a serious and relevant issue will I bring it up, and only sparingly at that.

About me:

24 y/o

Autistic

AFAB, Demifluid, Outherine, Cassgender

she/they/mew

Asexual Panromantic, Bambi Lesbian

Writer/Amatuer visual artist

Misc. interests include animals, marine life, and too many fandoms to reasonably list ehe. I’d love to talk/ramble about any of these topics!

Fictional Others:

Romantic:

Feferi Peixes (Homestuck) 🦑💗 - My longstanding romantic interest from the time I was 13 ❤️. (I wanna make it CRYSTAL CLEAR up front that since I “met” her at 13, she has continually aged alongside me in my mind. Hence, she is 24, the same age as me. It’s very much a childhood friends-to-lovers type relationship. I DO NOT condone minor-adult relationships. Icky.)

Sangonomiya Kokomi (Genshin Impact) 🐟💙 - …Okay so sue me, I have a type and it’s Pink Fishy Princesses lol. I’ve known her for about 3 years now, since I first got sucked into the addiction that is Genshin. She’s actually the reason I started playing.

Leah (Stardew Valley) 🌲🧡 - Self-explanatory. Everyone has their Stardew Blorbo, and she has been mine from the very first time I played the game years ago. She is the one to help me live out my cottagecore dreams~

Platonic:

Karkat Vantas (Homestuck) 🦀♋ - Early on, I actually had quite strong romantic inclinations towards him, but as he and I aged thru high school, I realized that I more so saw him as a best friend. I still hold him near and dear to my heart as my crabby patron troll and one of my all-time favorite characters. Plus he’s happily together with his boyfriend Dave Strider, so it all worked out hehe

Fluttershy (My Little Pony) 🦋🐎 - Adorable, shy, kind and sweet pony. She has been a favorite character of mine since I was a kid, in large part because I related to her soooo much due to my (then undiagnosed) social anxiety and shy, introverted nature. For that reason I’ve always gotten along with her and consider her a close friend who understands my experiences.

Familial:

Team Free Will (Supernatural) 📜🥧👼 - This includes Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, and Castiel. These three effectively got me through the most challenging time in my life thus far. They became like a second family to me, with Dean and Castiel being like fathers to me, and Sam being like an uncle.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru (Danganronpa) 🎓📚 - My precious son!! I have had an attachment and deep need to protect this boy since I first played Danganronpa. He acts almost exactly like I did as an undiagnosed autistic kid–too loud, strict about me and others following the rules, overly emotional and passionate about things. No harm shall befall this boy on my watch ;w;

Pets:

Mew (Pokemon) 🐈🔮 - My favorite creature in fiction by far. I have dreamed of having a real Mew since I was 10 years old, and had a Mew as one of my first and most consistent imaginary friends. Plus, having a Mew is like having every Pokemon at once since they can transform to any species, so it’s a double win!

Do Not Interact:

proship/comship/similar

the typical discriminations: racism, sexism, any lgbt+ phobia, ableism, etc.

NSFW blogs

radqueers/transids 

TERFs

MAPs/similar

aro/ace/nb/xeno exclusionist

support cringe culture

[bread-squid-uwu]

Hi so I’m the name anon and I just wanted to say that. Yeah of course that doesn’t apply to the Racism that is KC and Nekoette, but also. I wasn’t sending that confession as a writer. As a writer, yeah I understand changing names. Aphmau is weird and Minecraft roleplays are cringe change things to be socially acceptable and Garroth shouldn’t be running around with his real name etc etc. I see all those things and reasons, but I sent the confession as a reader.

And as a reader I find harsh name changes disorienting and that they can make a fic difficult to read, especially with something like MCD where these characters can have little to nothing that makes them truky distinct beyond hair/eye color, a major detail, and their name. And you can really see that in the vastly different ways people view a character. All that paired with one of the things that makes fics pretty cool, not needing to build things up and explain who the characters are or what they look like, lends itself pretty badly to a name change because it leads to me trying to figure out who this character actually is instead of really reading the fic

But at the end of the day, it’s just my opinion and I knew it wouldn’t be wholly agreed with, and that’s why I sent it to a confessions blog

Abd also, I do personalize my experience, however in a fandom this small personalizing your experience comes at the steep cost of even being able to have an experience at all. And I don’t ship Garrance so I’m pretty dead in the water fic wise already lmao, so I do my best to keep my options open and the fact that is a real dealbreaker really does just show how disorienting I think it is.

Anyway, I sent this to you because I feel like you missed my point and I hate my point being missed. I wasn’t a writer saying “Under no circumstances should names ever be changed there is no reason” I was a reader saying, no matter the bountiful valid reasons that can be as small as I wanted to, I find name changes in fics extremely disorienting and hard to read

Oh anon no no I completely understood you lmao, I was just chiming in with a viewpoint from someone who did change a few characters names - not responding negatively or bashing on the confession or opinion.

I do completely understand, and even agree with you entirely. Which is why I keep my own name swaps similar to canon, for example Nekoette became Niko, and of course our main girl Aphmau became Aphrodite - still "Aph"

I get it, and I've actually put down a few fics for confusing changes and non direct descriptions of things, because I have some processing issues and get lost. It is disorienting, which is why curating experiences with what you enjoy is important not only for us as readers, but also so writers don't feel upset or pressured to change their craft based on said feedback.

Not saying that's an outcome of your confession ask, but it's a fair point to keep in mind eh? You brought up an opinion and now in this ask you bring up amazing points and very very true statements!! Like?? Honestly anon I actually think you're super cool and wish you the best with finding aphblr content that suits what you're interested in 🩵

Truly I wasn't saying anything in response to how you feel about it anon. My intent was only to explain my own changes for my own readers, the few of them lol, - and also to, again, bring up the absolute weirdness that Jess created with KC and her daughter because really i'll never be over "kawaii~chan" being called for CLASS ATTENDANCE IN PDH BRO.. like it's her full and LEGAL NAME that destroys me lmfao

This fandom is tiny, and it is hard to find specific things around here, but hey! If you can't find what you like, there's always the option to create things for pure self indulgence right? Nothing works better than creating for yourself, its why I have this blog actually!! Lack of danvis content made me start creating some out of playful spite :D

Idk if my response to this is good, I'm running on no sleep and limited brain power lmao, this reply got rambled into and definitely incoherent but meh 🩵

[shierak-inavva]

"...and for just a moment, seth bullock has what he understands may be a religious experience."

i’m like 20 years late to actually watching deadwood and you all know why i’m finally watching it now and here we are, me going off on some wild tangent and writing oc fic on twitter that’s probably going to end sadly :o)

[tanis-drawings-2point0]

[ID: A digital drawing of Martin Blackwood and Peter Lukas, seemingly dancing. Peter is smiling down to Martin as he grabs one of his hands and holds his back with the other, dipping him low as he leads the dance, while Martin throws his head back a little bit and looks at him through half lidded eyes. Around them in the background there is a pattern of stylized fog reminiscent of running water in blues and greens in Peter's side, and redish and purpleish in Martin's side. Above Peter's head and their joined hands a white spider web stretches to the left edge of the picture, each space between each web painted in different reds. There are webs stretching towards Peter's head, wrapping around their fingers and shinning through Martin's hair, and behind Martin's head a circle in pale blue can be seen, almost like a halo. And behind Peter in the space between the fog and the web there are a good handful of eyes in purples and pinks all looking down to them. //End ID]

Too busy leading the dance to notice the 🕸s on his hair and the 👁s on his back

Thinks about s4 w/ martin making peter think he was actually succeeding on his plan and elias looking from the distance but like... metaphorically and also homoerotically 😏

this doubles as a redraw bc I Do love drawing dancing pics u_u (under the cut!)

[ID: A comparison between two drawings of Peter dipping Martin, the first one with "2019" and the second with "2021 You are here" and an arrow towards the pic. //End ID]

[montys-mortuary]

Blasphemy (Thomas Hewitt x F!Reader)

A/N: so I feel compelled to write my first fic for our big gentle giant. I'm...not a good writer, but I'm gonna try because im self indulgent as HELL.

Also, I kiiiinda want to make this a Multi-part one, so lemme know if I should continue it on :)

TW: Blood, cursing, broken bones, Hoyt being yucky

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The hot Texas heat beating down on your shining skin slick with sweat was talking its toll on you. You had no idea just how long you'd been walking for, but you cursed under your breath as your feet ached with a low, dull pain. You had stopped your car at a gas station, trudging inside to escape the heat and ask for directions. You had been on a long, cross-state trip to see your family, hoping to make it there within the next few days.

You entered the shoddy looking shack, to find an older woman sitting behind the counter, smoke from her cigarette dancing upwards and clouding the already stale air with a ripe smell of niccotine.

"Eh...hey there..." you began hesitently.

"Do you know how far out I am from Arizona? I feel like im lost..."

She peered at you from behind her thick glasses, a scoff escaping her lips. The ash from her cigarette falls absent mindedly onto the dusty counter.

"Bout' a ways out from here." She said, speaking in a mono-toned, southern accent.

You waited for a more elaborated response, possibly containing an answer to your question, but nothing else came. You scoffed, rolling your eyes at the lack of help and turned towards the door. Pushing past it, it let out a cringing creak, signifying the age and unkempt state of it.

Just as you had made your way outside, your eyes widened. There was a man sitting in the front seat of your car. Scruffy, sunburnt, and unkempt. He glanced over towards you, displaying a smile with absent teeth before crashing his foot down on the gas, speeding away from the station. In YOUR car.

You darted after him, nearly choking on the dry dirt that kicked up at the back of the wheels, waving your arms at him. You reached a few feet down the road when you stopped in the middle, watching hopelessly as your only means of transportation, your water, food, wallet, phone, money, and clothes were whisked away down the old texan dirt road.

Anger filled you and your blood boiled. You couldn't think of what to do.

"Hey, you fucking asshole!" You shrieked into the wind before your hands fell at your side and you stood there, the heat of the sun beating down on you. You had no other choice but to turn and stare in the way you were headed, and continue on foot. There was no way you could take a taxi out this far. You had no money and no phone. There wasnt much else you COULD do.

So here you were, exhausted, dehydrating, hungry. You felt dizzy and nauseous from the heat, and just when you felt like collapsing, the sudden whirr of a siren sounded behind you. You turned to see a Sherrifs car, and smiled weakly. The gods had answered your prayers. Surely the law enforcement around here would, at the very least, take you to the next town.

The sherrif opened the aged, rusted out door of the car, his feet slowly lifting him out. His boots made contact with the ground, causing the pieces of gravel under them to crunch. He stood by the car for a moment, hands on his belt, looking you up and down before spitting out a deep-brown coloured glob of spit onto the dirt. He walked over to you slowly, hands remining where they are.

"Whats a pretty young thing like yourself doing out here?" He said, chewing on tobacco like a cow chews cud.

You hesitated, then explained your situation. "I-I was at that gas station back there, and some...fucking maniac car-jacked me!" The frustration in your voice was apparent.

He nodded along with your words, looking you up and down one final time before smiling slightly.

"Well girly, if you need a lift to the next town over, I'd be happy to oblige." He grinned, tipping his tan hat towards you. You sighed in relief, thanking him profusely while walking over to the passenger door.

"Where was it you're headed?" He asked from behind. You turned to answer him, only for you to be able to shriek once as an old rusted hammer he had hidden connects with your left shoulder. You collapse to the ground, gripping your fresh wound, gritting your teeth. You looked up at him, shocked at the sudden attack. He stood over you, a dark, menacing grin on his face. He spins the weapon in his hand so that the back of the hammer faces you. He brings it down and it cracks into the back of your calf, fresh, chrimson blood pouring from the gaping wound. You scream out as he pounds down on your calf a few more times, hearing the sickening crack of bone with the last blow.

You attempt to crawl away from him, a thick trail of blood following you. He chuckles darkly, crouching over your crumpled form.

"Nothing personal, sweetheart, but a family's gotta eat!"

You turned back to him, holding your hand up weakly in defence as one final blow of the blunt end of the hammer comes crashing down on your head, allowing darkness to envelop you.

[artsystargazer]

AU en el que Kazuha es mochilero y no tiene ni para el cercanías.

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English translation under the cut!

AU in which Kazuha is a backpacker and he’s so broke he can’t even afford to catch the train.

This AU is not only terribly self-indulgent but also so specific to the valencian experience that its target audience is limited to like three people and all those people are my friends. I'm sure some jokes and references won't land for non-spaniards and the English version doesn't sound nearly as comical to me as the Spanish one does but eh. I do my best with what I have. Also, why don’t you guys have a formal "you"? It made me cringe to make Kazuha adress Albedo in such an informal way 😭

[obeythedemons]

MC is summoned to Devildom in laboratory PPE headcanon - Brothers + Lord Diavolo and Barbatos

Warnings: mentions of blood

Obey Me! Masterlist

Self-indulgent for my job

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Closed toe shoes? Check

Long pants? Check

Lab coat? Check

Disposable gloves? Check

Lab goggles with splash guards? Check

Face mask? Check

MC carried two centrifuge buckets with blood to spin and sperate. Though, when they took a step towards the megafuges, a bright and brilliant light engulfed them - breaking the laws of physics and everything MC knew. They were in Devildom.

Lucifer

The human showed even less skin than he did - he noted with some amusement

He watched as they looked around them in shock, but taking everything with a calculated eye

The human was smart - he just wasn't sure if they were too smart for their own good or if it would benefit their studies. Both, probably

Also a bit relieved that the human has and can hold down a job - they should be responsible

Mammon

Eh? This is the human he's supposed to be helpin'?

They look weird in that get up - why do they have to wear all of that weird stuff? Is it normal for a human?

Why does the human also act like they don't know what to do with their hands? Because they could have blood on them? Does the human really think that a demon hasn't been around blood before?

Honestly doesn't get that it could be infectious

Does think that he could make money off of human blood

Will steal the lab goggles and try them on, both on top of his sunglasses and without his sunglasses.

He looks like a dork - no one looks good in lab goggles

Leviathan

Low key disappointed they don't smell like medical equipment

High key thinking of all of the tropes about scientists in anime

Are they a mad scientist that will experiment on the demons to try and learn more?

Are they a shy scientist? Moooeeeee

Wants to use the lab coat for a cosplay - but it could be contaminated and MC wants it destroyed or thoroughly cleaned. He grabs it before it could be destroyed.

Satan

Is excited that they look like a scientist

Scientists are well read, right?

Doesn't realize that in order to work in a lab the person sometimes just needs a high school degree

Wants to learn more about what MC does

Finds peer reviewed articles on a regular basis and shares with MC

Also likes to compare the history of phlebotomy to current medical practices

"did you know barbers used to perform these procedures?"

Asmodeus

Oh my goodness, that PPE is not flattering

Low key excited to see what they look like underneath - the mystery is alluring~

Wants to just get that PPE off them as soon as possible

Also wants to get them new clothes

The clothes under PPE is also baggy and drab

Cringes at the idea of getting blood and other body fluids all over MC's clothes

Helps MC take care of their skin - washing their hands so often and constantly wearing a face mask has left damaged skin

Beelzebub

Has probably eaten a person before, he's a demon that's hungry

Wonders how the blood tastes

Doesn't really care if there are additives to the blood like lithium or potassium phosphate

Doesn't really want the hemolyzed stuff, though

Isn't too upset when he is told no - he was more curious. There wasn't that much blood in the tubes anyways

Belphegor

When he learned about it, he wished he was there to make fun of MC for being a nerd

Would have said they're even more afraid of showing their face in public than Levi

Realizes that their profession could be why MC forgave him for killing them, they deal with death and blood on a regular basis

Feels a little thankful that MC worked in a lab

Diavolo

A human that's into their science? He's excited that the human may have a good amount of knowledge when it comes to humans, at least their bodies. He thinks it could strengthen the bond of the realms of you teach the demons and angels on humans.

Has a morbid curiosity on how the human will cope with realizing magic, demons, and angels exist. It will flip their world of science upside down.

Will be disappointed if they struggle too much and goes into denial

Will be overjoyed if the human seizes the opportunity to further enrich their understanding the different worlds

Barbatos

Is amused when they try to protect him from touching their lab coat and blood samples for him to dispose of

Informs them that demons are not affected by human ailments

Takes some notes on the PPE they're wearing for when he's cleaning and torturing Diavolo's enemies

Will prepare archives on demon biology at Lord Diavolo's library in the event they want to browse them

[sunshinetoshi]

okay babe! im here to make a request pretty please! you know i love your headcanons for all the characters-so how would the hq boys react to you asking them to dance with you? thank you so much!

asking the hq boys to dance

a/n: fluffy/humor headcanons ahead (kissing in one of them and maybe secondhand embarrassment in a few lmaoo) gray bb!! tysm for being patient w this omg but i had so much fun w this!! also i wasn’t sure if you meant slow dancing or not so i just put ~both~ HAHA ily bb <33 as always these aren't set in stone the boys are quite a mix of different ones heheh

☀ slow dance ☀

the corners of his mouth turn up and he nods, ‘of course.’ places his hands on your lower back and sways gently to the music. him staring at you in adoration as he thinks about how much he loves you. wow now i’m sobbing

USHIJIMA (yall already know the self indulgence aksjdfh help), KITA, AKAASHI, AKITERU, ENNOSHITA, yamaguchi, daichi, numai, moniwa, ikejiri, kai, hirugami, aone, reon, romero

teases you for having two left feet when you dance but nonetheless grins and pulls you in close. hums the melody of the song and will sometimes whisper the wrong lyrics in your ear to make you giggle

KUROO, MATSUKAWA, SEMI, FUTAKUCHI, KONOHA, aran, suna, tendou, terushima, sugawara, kunimi, hoshiumi, kuguri, hakuba, kinoshita, fukunaga, shirabu, meian

surprises you with some basic ballroom dance skills. nice and easy waltz while he smirks ‘what didn’t think i knew how to do this?’ and he lifts his hand for you to turn, kissing you when you face him again

IWAIZUMI, ATSUMU, KOMORI, DAISHOU, tanaka, daichi, tendou, washio, kamasaki, kyoutani, tsukki

you hardly ask because this boy is always asking you. sometimes not even asking lol but he will snake his arms around you and move to the music - be it in your kitchen, at a party, or at the grocery store. he just wants to enjoy a little moment with you

BOKUTO, OIKAWA, OSAMU, HAKUBA, koganegawa, nishinoya, yamamoto, lev, tendou, tomas

knows you’re asking him for a slow dance and will start throwing it back for no reason other than him just being ~him~ yeah if this boy convinces you to join him in his imaginary dance party moment you are in deep my friend bc yall are fist pumping rn to some slow love song like celine dion and people are staring (eh let em stare)

ATSUMU, OIKAWA, KUROO, TERUSHIMA, SUGAWARA, MAKKI, fukunaga, nishinoya, tanaka, futakuchi

☀ not slow dance ☀

will only do line dances but when those line dances do come on oh boy he’s dragging you to the dance floor without even asking you if you wanted to join. you have to smile at this man it’s inevitable. he’s having the time of his life with the cha cha slide and he is an angel pls dance with him

SAKUSA (BAAHAH NO BUT DONT YOU SEE IT A BIT - the slander lmaoo i’m sorry omi), ARAN, YAMAGUCHI, MONIWA, ushijima, goshiki, akiteru, narita, romero

that guy that just knows more moves than you think and he shamelessly goes into the middle of the dance circles and points to you when everyone is cheering omg cringe but let’s be honest at least he’s fun - the type who will do the worm or some breakdancing move poorly but play it off humorously and everyone loves him i’m crying

ATSUMU, KOGANEGAWA, HOSHIUMI, TERUSHIMA, tanaka, fukunaga, tendou, tomas

cutie patootie feels a bit awkward on the dance floor but he will clap or move his arms a bit to the beat while you dance bc he likes watching you have fun and smile at him. yeah dad dance moves but that’s alright it’s hot on him - hype him up

USHIJIMA, IWAIZUMI, OSAMU, ASAHI, AONE, yamaguchi, sakusa, daichi, kinoshita, goshiki, numai, yahaba, reon

slightly similar to the dance circle bf but this guy will go f u l l o u t full out wow. okay it’s both wow and yikes HAHA. he’s truly using his whole range of motion akjsdfjf. might he be butchering all the dance moves and all the songs? yes. does he make you burst out into laughter telling him to stop? also yes. but that’s honestly what he’s aiming for. the idiot will do anything to make you laugh bc your laugh is his favorite thing in the whole world

KUROO, NISHINOYA, TENDOU, HINATA, makki, fukunaga, atsumu, komori, lev

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Heart Strings - Min Yoongi

Gif by yooboobies @yooboobies (my favourite gif maker of all time)

Plot: Mornings like this one are the best - especially when your boyfriend is Min Fucking Yoongi.

Word Count: 450

Genre: Fluff / Crack

Warnings: profanity

A/N: This was inspired by @yooboobies’s gif - as seen above. But... Also. I miss playing the guitar and am planning to get back into it. The song mentioned here is one I used to know how to play. This is a very self-indulgent fic. I have no more to say.

One early morning... No! No! No! One not so early morning..

‘Uhhhhh!’ stretching your arms out, you rub your eyes sluggishly.

‘Eh? What the fuck is this?’

‘It’s me, honey..’ still sleeping on you, he responds.

‘Play me a song,’ yawning, you request ever so randomly.

‘Honey, it’s too early for that.. The clumsy guy who accidentally rings our bell isn’t even here yet.’

‘It’s eleven pm, Yoongi boongi boo boo.’

‘Ahhhhhh...’ he cringes, as pink tints his cheeks.

‘Now play me a sooong..’ you whine.

‘Nooo.. I don’t want to,’ he pouts, shaking his head in refusal.

‘But... Yooooongi.. I want you to,’ you don’t give up.

‘At what cause?’ he’s got to get at least something out of this.

‘My love..’

‘Ahhh! Don’t you dare be cheesy this early in the morning.’

‘It’s not early in the morning though.’

‘We have lunch in an hour, yoongi boongi boo boo,’ you stick your tongue out.

‘Still... At what cause?’

What does this man want? -ㅅ-

‘What do you want?’

‘A kiss.’

Ahhhhhhh!!! It’s way too late in the morning for this!!!

‘What? Why do you look as though you have seen a ghost?’

*mwahhhh*

‘Ewwww... I have saliva all over my cheeks,’ you point at the mess he made.

‘What are you talking about?’ he brings his guitar out of its case.

‘Just play already!’

‘Okay.. Okay..’

‘This one is for how you make me feel, Y/N...’

‘It’s AmAzing HOW Yu- Speak Right to my Heeaaaart!’

‘Without Sayiiing a Worddddd!!’

‘Tryyyy As I Mayyyy... I can never explain!! What I hear when you Doooon’t say aaaaa Thing!!!’

He sings playfully around, strumming lazily as happiness graze his eyes. His fluffy hair dipping down to his forehead, your giggles inducing a big fat smile on his face.

‘The SmIle Oooon Your Face LET’s Me Know THAt You Need Meeee-’

He stops abruptly.

‘That’s all I know,’ his teeth shows, shyly grinning at you.

Oh.. Yoongi!

‘How was that?’

:]..

Yooooooongiiii Boongiiiiiiii Boooo Booooooo!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhshhdhfjjfjfnfbfbfbfbjfhfjjfnf! Arrest him! Arrest him!!!! Arrest him right this instant!!!

‘Good,’ you nod, still mesmerised by it all. Or perhaps, slightly sleepy.

:]..

‘Oh.. How you play.’

‘Play?‘

‘With my heart strings.’

‘Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!’

Cringe wave number 10345.. -ㅅ-

‘Is this what having Jin as a best friend does to you?

‘Is this what having Yoongi as your boyfriend does to you.’

*mwaaaaah*

‘A kiss for a kiss!!’

Revenge, Yoongi Boongi Booo Boooo!!! Meow ha ha ha ha!!! Ahhahahahaaaa!!!

Ahhhh!!! My heart strings!!!

‘Ahhhhhhh!’

He might have scared the clumsy guy away. Numeric was it? No... Namjoon.. Yeah. He scared Namjoon away.

Oh.. Turns out, the clock stopped running yesterday. It's actually six am in the morning. Oops!