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☆ pizza pasta / pete zapasta headcanons ☆
i want to watch him sob. Im running out of normal things to say about the men im violently woobifying and its not fun
- after his boxing days were over, he started to work as a real estate agent and part time model
- did a fuck ton of jobs before his real estate shithole, including: chef, model, actor, lawyer and most importantly, podcast haver
- Really sensitive but likes to call it "being in touch with his emotions" When hes just a really big crybaby
- Really emotional, way more than the normal person, hes willing to cry over sad movies, romance movies and anything dramatic in general
- kept in touch with no one, and i mean NO ONE. No one knows where he went, no one knows where he is now, everyone just assumes him to be dead, theres a joke going on that he had memory loss and is now living in belgium
- gathers with his sad cringe fail uncool not swag non cash money babygirl sad noodle friends and have soup together while talking about being sad little men who are babygirl
- has insomnia (stop with the projecting moe im begging you) that ends with him eating cold spaghetti in the dark, on the kitchen floor at 2 AM before passing out
- Really animated, you could tell him the most tragic, depressing, heart shattering news and he would go "OH NO OH MAMA!!" Before crying hysterically on the floor, he literally emotes
#pizza pasta#punch out headcanons#punch out#Punch out arcade#headcanon#punch out wii#goes out to that one moot who considers him their babygirl (i know what you are)#this was 50% for them 50% for me#hes so sad and miserable like a wet cat#<- not the moot im talking about pizza pasta
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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.
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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.
the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)
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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:
Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?
Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:
Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???
Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?
Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!
Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now
Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that
Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?
[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]
Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.
Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)
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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.
#jason: are you sure your boss wont be mad?#jeremy: he's only mad like 50% of the time im sure we'll be fine#jeremy: also we hate working for him.#jason todd absolutely treats his employees well u cant convince me otherwise#dick after the mission: the HELL was that??#jason fondly: just my goon children. im so proud of them for moving onto weapons trade instead of drug dealing :)#dick: that man was older than you. pretty sure most of them were older than BRUCE#jason: dont disrespect my family like that.#dick: Jason IM your family. i was literally held at knifepoint during your little reunion and you did NOTHING#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#dc comics#incorrect quotes#headcanon#crack#fanatical posting
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OK CANADA'S TURN how many canadian provinces and territories can you name in 5 minutes
(link to quiz!)
#uhhhh me#poll#for reference i got them all in 45 seconds#to be absolutely fair there are only 13 things you have to name. not like america's 50
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CALFRYE ATTACK 💥 💥
#splatoon#frye onaga#callie cuttlefish#calfrye#ive been spinnign them in my head. i love you 4ever girls who are silly#also please look at fryes hand im unreasonably proud of how it looks. it didnt even take me 50 tries!!!
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Treatment plan: Tuskpir
#cuddle this pig it'll fix you emotionally#give me 50 of them#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr 2.5#art#my art#jiaoqiu#hsr jiaoqiu#hsr tuskpir
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absolutely normal about the new lore drop
#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#OKAY hear me out#been seeing a lot of stuff with them to “we'll meet again”#got me wanting humanized ciphers all to look like a mayonnaise advertisement family in 50s#yes i drew them listening to fallout radio playlists
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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reading up on argenti’s lore
#I lost the 50/50 the first time but THIS TIME FOR SURE HE WILL COME HOME#big fan of the hc that he originally had white hair#I hope we get an event or quest or something that tells us more abt him…#why does he have such a harrowing backstory and why does no one talk about it#actually in fact there are so many other characters who’s got a crazy ass backstory yet I see no one mentioning it ????#hanya and xueyi r big ones for me their story is so sad 😔#argenti is one of those characters that you feel like you know everything yet nothing about them at the same time#honkai star rail#argenti#hsr argenti#my art#art#digital art#fanart#illustration#procreate#sketch#haliai art#sketchier than normal cause I was trying out a new brush pack
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no talk me i angy cant stop thinking about my girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a crazy powerful ancient magician
#art#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille#dunmeshi spoilers#dunmeshi fanart#marcille fanart#falin x marcille#marcille dunmeshi#digital art#artists on tumblr#illustration#queer art#clip studio paint#my art#hmmmm this took me about an hour i think#maybe a lil more#thats fast for me#still thinking abt how to open commissions in a way taht works for me#technically i have doodle coms open but i only advertised them on tumblr and i think the price is a bit low#sorry i mean tiktok#anyway ill delete that post and make an official ad#im thinking 30 for lineart#50 for color#that way ppl will be more likely to order#and i wont feel too pressured to spend hours or days on each one#but also its not too cheap#i gotta make money!!!#i gotta make about $900 in the next 3 months
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my bf took this little man out of storage at his parents’ house and I’m obsessed. I’m showing him to everyone I know. look at his little face….. his friendly dancing pose….. his green power indicator over the HEART!!!! I’m inconsolable
#picture journal#lifejoys#i can’t believe this#bf was just walking through the hall with him#and i was like WAIT….. SHOW ME THAT MAN 👨#i need 50 of them
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closed species are so funny like what if i just make a design . will you fucking stop me? ooooOOoooo ill make a primagen oooOOoO THE PENCIL IS ON MY PAAAAPER OOOOoooOoOOo
#was going on a whole rant abt them cuz its like. at its core . its scummy imo . idc how colorful ur dog dragon with antlers is#i dont want to pay $100 just to make one . and i dont wanna pay $50 more just to add shit to it#JUST MAKE ADOOOOOOOOPTS IF YOU WANNA SELL DESIGNS AND MAKE MONEY#WE SHOULDNT BE PAYWALLING WHOLE SPECIES BRAH . IDC !#IDC IDC!!!!!! UR MAKING THE EQUIVALENT OF RICH GOLFING CLUBS BUT FOR FURRIES STOP THAT#its like being a furry already is like an expensive fucking hobby (dont get me started on suits) AND I DONT HAVE MONEY#sorry for NOT being the suspiciously wealthy furry its NOT my fault LMAO
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(Obey Me! headcanon)
MC can't leave their phone unattended for any amount of time. If they walk away for even thirty seconds and leave their phone behind, somebody is going to pick it up, take a selfie, and set it as their new home screen background.
Simeon usually has to ask for help with the settings, so his photos are typically two-shots with somebody else. If MC is gone for more than five minutes and multiple people are eyeing their phone, it turns into a competition to see who will be the victor remaining on the home screen by the time MC returns.
#i know someone whose phone lets them have like 50 home screen pictures. theyre all i7 characters. its amazing.#obey me!#omswd#obey me scenarios#obey me shall we date#obey me headcanon#obey me x mc#obey me swd#obey me brothers#obey me mc#obey me hc#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me simeon
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Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 6
[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5]
#hsr#honkai star rail#hsr incorrect quotes#hsr textpost#hsr memes#honkai star rail memes#hsr meme#honkai star rail meme#boothill#hsr boothill#argenti#hsr argenti#sunday#hsr sunday#aventurine#hsr aventurine#black swan#hsr black swan#argenhill#boothill x argenti#i love their 'guns n' roses' ship name a whole lot but im not trying to unintentionally put this in the actual band's tag lmao#i dont have a good concise title for this one its just like. 50% Boothill and 50% my other fav hsr men. thats it thats the theme#also. dont fuckign come at me like 'but the 6th one isn't accurate! he wasn't born in a test tube!!' listen. i know.#he was found abandoned in the snow or smthn idk i haven't dug into his lore leaks yet but i Know. the first half isnt all that accurate#but the overall vibes of it are funny enough to me that i had to make it anyways. let's all just learn to suspend our disbelief a bit#for the sake of laughs. also also. hopefully it goes w/o saying but if something ever lacks a source it's bc i found it like that#i always leave the op's handles even if they dont fit the characters but sometimes the posts i find have already had them cropped out#which irks me bc i Try to be a stickler for giving credit. but anyways. enough overthinking the making of these silly memes#also. some of these are prob a bit more accurate only if you've seen some of Boothill's voiceline and message leaks but eh its fine
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I couldn't run from the vuzi thoughts any longer sorry.
#in my defense they have haunted me since the beginning#I have been thinking a lot about V lately#i have 50 alternate timelines in my head#Vuzi#murder drones#serial designation v#uzi doorman#I got carried away with the first one oops#have I been freed or will I have to draw them 20 more times? no idea#my art
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sometimes a healthy relationship isn't 50/50 because it can't be, and that's okay.
disabled people who cannot take on an equal portion of the work in a relationship deserve to be loved too, if that's what they want. and as long as their partner is getting the support they need, and is happy to take on that work, then what's the issue? it's nobodys business but your own the way that works in your relationship.
if you or your partner are disabled, and you can't split the work in the relationship 50/50, that's okay. you're not abusive, or a baby, or unloveable because of that. I promise
#inspired by: yet another post saying with absolutely no nuance that if ur partner doesn't do 50% of the work in the relationship u should#leave them. which fucks me off supremely#my husband has hemiplegia among other things#and literally CANNOT do about 85% of the stuff that needs to get done#and that's okay! because I am happy to take that on!#equality in relationships doesn't have to mean splitting things 50/50#it can mean having an honest conversation about your needs and abilities and making it work#disabled people deserve love if they want it#disability#actually disabled
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Local aroace absolutely delighted at the fact that isat has multiple aspec characters. (Odile can probably be read as just a preference thing but I like to think she’s demiro :] for my aro heart)
#in stars and time#isat fanart#no spoilers! I’m at act 3 rn :) just finished everyone’s quests#isat siffrin#isat mirabelle#isat isabeau#art :0]#aroace art#The fact that it wasn’t just mirabelle but was also sif made me smile!#like it was already nice to have her but idk … the little sense of solidarity is sweet :) and having even one aspec character is already a#rarity. So her and sif both being at least acespec is very sweet#Also them hitting us with mirabelle saying she has no romantic preferences bc she “likes everyone equally ^_^” is so funny#like 50% of aspec people I’ve seen went thru that exact pipeline.#the pan/poly to aro pipeline. God bless our troops (mirabelle isat)
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