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lanciilatte · 2 years

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THE FREAKING CROSSING HER ARMS IN BETWEEN GESTURES SHES LITERALLY AN ACE ATTORNEY SLASH RPG CHARACTER CHANGING BETWEEN SPRITES IWMMWMEKRLLRO

#REASONS WHY CABBY LOML #TOP REASONS

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officialspec · 11 months

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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

#nearest seat always being 300+ meters away is like top 5 reasons i never leave the house

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whyissupernaturaltrending · 2 months

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a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

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grantwilson · 10 months

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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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rythyme · 8 months

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if you've been to more than one, pick the one that's further down on the list. stopovers don't count unless you actually left the airport.

feel free to say how many / which ones you've been to in the tags!

#this is an experiment. sorry if your favorite cities are not included #the reason most of them are in the USA is bc. well. *gestures at webbed site demographics*#if i did this correctly then it should be a larger > smaller % from top to bottom but we'll see what happens #tumblr polls #polls #theo.txt #100 #500 #1k #5k

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happybunnykat · 4 months

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This episodes horror is 2 fold because getting on this webbed site after listening to it is like getting slapped in the face.

#the magnus protocol #Yall....#Did you think it was so over the top for no reason???#tmagp #tmagp spoilers #a talking bunkat #<- I was so worked up while making this post I forgot to add my talking tag-

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theorderofthetriad · 6 months

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#obligatory relevant discworld quote that i didn't feel comfortable derailing the post that reminded me of it for #discworld #terry pratchett #not tagging the book name for obvious reasons #santagno #top tino post

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ink-the-artist · 4 months

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funky ceramic wizard staff + an update on how fucking LOUD the cicadas have gotten jesus christ

#like my ears are ringing when i go back inside lmao #my yard is full of cicadas its insane #u look up at the tree tops and theres cicadas absolutely everywhere its like biblical plagues waow #theres still some new ones emerging too #my dog is having a blast about it #i am too but for very different reasons #anyway #ceramics #wheel thrown pottery #(the bells are wheel thrown)#3d #sculpture

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starryeyesmasc · 2 months

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thinking about a girl guiding me through fucking her…

“good girl, that’s it, there we go. fuck, go a little deeper, baby.”

“haha, look at you—humping my thigh just to get off—no no. don’t you dare stop. you wanna be desperate? let me see it.”

“blushing so prettily for me, aren’t you? such a good slut, aching just to please me.”

“your body was made for this, wasn’t it, pretty girl? moulded for my pleasure. you look so good when you fuck me—awww did someone just moan?”

“faster, babe. I know you can go faster—fuck mhmm just like that. so good for me, baby.”

“are you close already? aw I know it feels good, babe, I know. hold on for me, okay? i want you to cum with me.”

…just,,,fuck I need a girl to please 😩

#jesuusdhshd im going insane #being the reason someone gets to feel pleasured and loved and cared for??? FUCK YEAH!!#chat help I’m sweating and shaking hhhhh #lesbian textpost #wlw textpost #nblw textpost #sapphic textpost #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian sub top #lesbian switch #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #sapphic nsft #masc lesbian

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doriansbutt · 6 months

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#poll #I know there’s things I’m forgetting lol #also note: things like ‘delulu’ and ‘neurospicy’ aren’t on there for a reason #and that’s because they’re just Bad Always #I wanna make a note on the OG post but it won’t let me put text under the poll?#I don’t hate all of these it’s just ones I could think of off the top of my head #idk man sometimes things just hit the wrong button I can’t explain it

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himbionn · 5 months

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Doodles of the boy(s) cause I adore them so 🩷💙

(Fullscreen version of the screenshot redraw below!)

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insanethrottlebikernews · 1 year

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THE TOP REASONS I WON'T RIDE A HARLEY DAVIDSON AGAIN *VIDEO*

I received this email from a generation Z about how they look at the Harley Davidson Life. He felt intimidated at a bike night and based his entire opinion of everyone from that bike night and his inability to fit in. 00:00 HARLEY DAVIDSON LOST ME & MY BUSINESS FOR GOOD 00:33 We know harley davidson has been having trouble 02:22 The Younger Riders Don’t like Harley Culture 03:28 We don’t want…