i don't want to lay blame but the correlation between the slow decay of my higher mental functions and izzy's titties is pretty damn high
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> be me, a Bremen soldier
> spend years of infiltrating the breman army to get revenge for my home town kaiser massacred
> war abruptly stops, Bremen and Bohemia are no longer fighting
> on a train to Prehevil to kill kaiser
> while on the train notice a Bohemian soldier, we’re no longer enemies, no reason to interact
> sit next to him anyway
> m a n s p r e a d
(Just a silly lil warm up sketch)
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"If you could have any superpower, what w-"
Shapeshifting. Shapeshifting shapeshifting shapeshifting. I'm a transgender therian, what the fuck did you think I would pick.
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I want people to worry about me, but I also want to get so bad while nobody notices and just slowly rot away
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She said, "You ain't no son of mine."
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I wanna be active on the shed side of Tumblr because it makes me feel like a normal person when I talk to people that have the same shitty habits that I do without it just being people pitying me, I wanna talk about my sh/ed activities casually y'know? 🙁
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image description expanded upon from alt text:
A poem by H. Melt, as it appears in There are Trans People Here, that reads:
I DON'T WANT A TRANS PRESIDENT
I want trans doctors
performing my surgery
trans journalists reporting
the news, trans historians writing
textbooks. I don't want trans capitalists
walking on wall street or trans cops
patrolling my neighborhood. I want
trans musicians playing on my stereo
trans designers crafting my clothes
trans chefs filling my stomach
trans farmers planting my food
& trans gardeners picking
flowers for my funeral.
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When someone has a shirt tucked into their pants and their chubby belly is hugged by the material and slightly (or not so slighty) pouring over their belt just begging to be pinched and groped and kissed 😳😳
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Nobody:
Transphobes on the internet describing encounters with trans people going about their lives:
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Calico Tom pride flag.
This can be used by any man or similar gender with XX* chromosomes. Whether they are intersex, trans, part of a system in a body that has XX chromosomes, or some combination.
*also including chromosomes variations such triple(or more) X and XXY
The flag design is based off the bear flag. The black, brown, orange, and off white are common colors of calico cats. With the lighter blue-green representing non-binary and multi-gender men, and the darker blue representing binary men
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