#understand me 🔨

[maranull]

a year in the aquarium hobby and I only now learned that more than 6 hours of light equals algae off the charts

time to kick its butt with the power of not overwhelming the place with light

and snails. snails are always a must

[heartbeetz]

What's the over-under on whether or not Anton would use "toots" as a term of endearment? Not something I'd ever considered before, and admittedly not even something I'm sure I could picture him doing tbh, but I just remembered that little sign from one of the showcases where he says "bub" and I feel like those go together. Perhaps I have been blind to the truth...

[symbiotic-slime]

happy disability pride month I hope everyone who has ever said “just wait until you get older” in response to someone telling them about their condition dies

[yokumirumerafan]

WAIT HEAR ME OUT! I imagine Y/N having an illness called "Gixet syndrome" {funny ass name} (a rare syndrome that grows inside her body, not only BLUE SPIDER LILIES but also HEALING HERBS that can instantly heal and revive someone so I think it's lucky for the demons and humans I guess? ) AND the KNY characters just now knew this when Y/N started coughing flowers,feeling unwell in her house, laying in her bed, and both of the mythical plants slowly started growing inside her because the syndrome causes when Y/N is feeling miserable and depressed. Now I wanna know what's THEIR reaction? (begging on my knees to Add Tamayo and Yushiro along with the demon slayer characters and the demons- if that's okay for you-)

OKAY SORRY IF THIS IS LONG YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE TO WRITE IT IF YOU WANT- I HOPE YOUR DOING OKAY FELLOW SHRIMP!! GOODBYEE -Shrimp 🦐 1# fan of Kyojuro, Gyomei, and Hotaru.

Let’s tackle this “Gixet Syndrome” (funny name, tragic vibes), and the emotional chaos when everyone finds out what’s happening to our poor reader 😭💐

🌸 GIXET SYNDROME: CHARACTER REACTIONS 🌸

🩶 You start coughing flowers, collapsing from fatigue, your body sprouting blue spider lilies and healing herbs whenever you're miserable… and no one knew until now.

💉 Tamayo Her eyes widen in pure horror. How could she have missed something so critical?! “...This shouldn’t be possible…” she whispers, shaking hands pressed to your forehead. Treats you like a living relic but also like her dearest patient. Does research night and day; no sleep. She refuses to let this take you. If you're crying, she holds your hand and says: “We will find a way. Your life matters, Y/N. You’re not alone in this.” 🧪 Yushiro “Why didn’t you SAY anything?!” Gets snappy, but it’s out of pure panic and guilt. He's lowkey crying in the other room but pretends he’s just “venting frustrations.” Pledges himself to helping you just like Tamayo does. Glares at everyone like: “If you upset them and make it worse, I’ll kill you. Gently. With style.” 🌸 Hashira + KNY Gang 🔥 Kyojuro “This is no ordinary illness…” his voice breaks a little. Immediately brings you warm food and sits by your bed every night. Holds your hand while you sleep. “You will not suffer alone. I promise.” Tries to cheer you up constantly—even burns his hand trying to cook soup. “I may not understand it, but I’ll fight it alongside you!” 🙏 Gyomei Silent tears while he prays by your side. His hands tremble as he senses the unnatural life growing in your body. “Why must one so kind suffer so deeply…” Offers silent comfort. He believes your heart is too beautiful to be extinguished. 🔨 Haganezuka Looks like he doesn’t care at first. But then violently forges a gift blade infused with protective runes and healing ores, just for you. Leaves it at your bedside with a note: “Don’t die. You piss me off too much for that.” 💨 Sanemi He’s pissed—at the universe, the syndrome, everything. “Why didn’t you TELL ME?!” Punches a wall. Then sits by your bed awkwardly, refusing to leave. Whispers, “You’re annoying, but if you die I’ll never forgive you.” 🐍 Obanai Stiff. Silent. Eyes glued to you when you’re unconscious. Brings Kaburamaru to curl around you—believes his presence can stabilize you. Talks to you quietly when you're asleep: “Don’t wilt. I’ll give up my own blood if it means keeping you alive.” 🐗 Inosuke “WHAT ARE THESE PLANTS DOING TO YOU?? I’LL RIP THEM OUT!!” Tries to physically fight the syndrome (please someone stop him 😭). Sleeps in your room like a feral gremlin to keep you “safe.” Cries when he thinks no one’s looking. ⚡ Zenitsu SOBBING. LOUDLY. Tries to make you laugh with dumb impressions. Buys you 1000 flowers because “y-you like them r-right???” “Y/N-CHAN YOU’RE SO STRONG PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME I HAVEN’T EVEN MARRIED YOU YETTTT 😭” 🦷 Genya Shuts down. He doesn’t know how to deal with grief. Sits outside your window and guards your house 24/7. Has a whole mini shrine where he lights incense for your recovery. “I’ll protect you. Even from something I can’t see.” 🌙 Demons (Muzan + Upper Moons) 👑 Muzan Stops everything. Still. Silent. Staring. “...You are the cure and the death?” He’s obsessed. Offers to take you away, “protect” you from your own emotions. “You’re suffering? Let me take it away… permanently.” (He’s willing to preserve you in a glass box if it means keeping you from dying.) 💢 Akaza Loses it when he sees you coughing blood and flowers. “Who did this to you?!” He doesn’t get it at first—until he realizes your sadness is causing this. “Tell me who hurt you. I’ll make them disappear.” 🌙 Doma “Ohhh~ how delightfully tragic~!” BUT he's obsessed. Wants to keep you close. "Sadness makes you bloom, huh~?" Offers to “cheer you up” with weird cult nonsense and smiles 24/7 to prevent the symptoms from worsening. “Darling, I shall be your personal sun!” 🔥 Kokushibo Rarely speaks, but he is furious that your own emotions are killing you. Sits silently near you like a stone statue. Leaves silent offerings of rare items, hoping they ease your pain. “This world is cruel. But if your heart breaks again…I’ll carry the pieces.”

Ok I caught myself simping for Hotaru.... HOW I'M SORRY BUT HOW CAN A COUPLE REQUESTS FROM YOU MADE ME QUESTION MY ENTIRE SEXUALITY HUH? YOU WANNA EXPLAIN SM OR WHAT? BECAUSE BEFORE I HEARTLY BELIEVED I'M A NATURAL LESBIAN AND NOW THAT'S UNDER CONCERN FOR ME.

[iminyourwallsbabe]

Arcane incorrect quotes AGAIN

Jinx: Pilties be wanting to fuck with Zaun women and be expecting paragraphs BITCH SHE CAN'T SPELL

Vi: Dassa fack

Viktor: Not my reincarnated ass forgetting desire is the root of all suffering lol

Jayce: That wasn't very "we're just friends of us"

Heimerdinger: But soft! What soulja boy through yonder window cranks

Vi: She's evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. To ME that's my wife

Caitlyn: She let me hit because I say stuff like goodness gracious

Jayce: "I can fix him" "I can make him worse" pathetic. I can love him so much that it changes the course of the entire narrative

Mel: I tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying "watch out he's a lady killer" and he got sad voice, made a frownie face and said "I don't do that I don't kill ladies"

Ambessa: I'm sorry I wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal *insert sheet metal sounds*

Jinx: I suffer everyday for what? Girlish whimsy

Sevika: You have something much more sinister going on

Silco: Are you being a good girl?

Jinx: No I'm chewing on electrical cords

Jinx: 🔨

Ekko: I don't think you understand how much I love you

Jinx: Hamber

Ekko: like... it is... Indescribable

Jinx: Your honor, in my defense who cares like omfggggggg who cares????????? Like. Come on.

Young Vi: Where are you hearing this what is your source?

Young Ekko: I lurk in a lot of places

Mel: His big wet eyes and loser boy personality have captivated me

Ekko: Shawty bad, like morally

Jinx: I wasn't loved as a child now I'm evil and don't go to bed on time

Mel: I'm definitely the disappointment of the family but I'm also the hottest so I can see why I got them pressed

Viktor: Sorry for being a dark sorcerer, as if that's my fault

Viktor: You know, my favorite kind of science is the kind that starts with "I wonder what happens if..."

Heimerdinger: What did you do

Silco: I'm a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure

Sevika: Would it be inappropriate to wear my combat boots with formal attire?

Viktor: I promise I won't make a pact with a demon

Jayce: I don't completely believe you but that's okay

Viktor: The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness

Mel: Any other diagnosis you'd like to share?

Viktor: Autism

Caitlyn: My plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex!

[folkwhoreberry]

Leo valdez x tutor!reader fluff with a bit of smut

Exposition Of Love

leo valdez x reader

or... the one where lines are blurring together

word count : 870

warning : none, english is not my first language!!!

on the radio : adore you by harry styles

part 2

🔨🌻

who would’ve thought that leo valdez, the nerdiest looking person in camp half-blood is in need of a tutor?

certainly not many, but here we are, with you sitting at a desk with hephaestus’ son, attempting to explain the concept of exposition in literature to him.

“you see? it’s just the first few sentences of the story, it gives you the basic information about the story, like main character, time, place, and the general topic of the story.” you said, pointing to the first paragraph of the (not so) short story you were reading in literature class.

“ohhh,” leo drawled out, tapping his pencil against the edge of the desk. “so it’s like the part where the hero gets his dramatic entrance?”

you couldn’t help but smile at his attempt to understand the material through his own perspective. “yeah, sure, something like that.”

he leaned back in his chair, the corners of his lips lifting into a playful grin. “got it. exposition. dramatic entrance. I can work with that.”

you shook your head, laughing softly. “you’re impossible.”

“impossibly smart,” he corrected, giving you that mischievous smirk that always managed to make your heart skip a beat. he stretched his arms above his head, his t-shirt riding up just enough to show a sliver of his toned stomach, and you quickly glanced away, focusing hard on the page in front of you.

you could feel his eyes on you, though, and it was hard to concentrate when he was so close. this wasn’t the first time you found yourself in this kind of situation with leo. ever since you’d started tutoring him, your sessions seemed to blur the lines between study time and whatever this was - lingering glances, teasing touches, and a whole lot of unresolved tension.

“so, does this make me your favourite student?” leo asked, leaning in a little closer, his elbow nudging yours. his voice was softer now, teasing but with an undertone of something more.

“you’re my only student,” you said, trying to keep your tone light and neutral, though your pulse quickened. “so technically, yes. but it also makes you my least favourite as well.”

“hmm, I’ll take it.” leo’s fingers absentmindedly played with the pencil, spinning it between his fingers. “but seriously, thanks for this. I know I’m not the easiest person to teach. I guess I’m more of a ‘hands-on’ kind of guy.”

there it was - that classic leo flirtation, wrapped in a joke but carrying just enough weight to make you wonder if he meant more by it.

you decided to play along, leaning in a little yourself. “well, I’m happy to help. but if you keep slacking off, I might just have to let you fail you.”

leo’s eyes flickered with amusement, but there was something else there, too - something a little more intense. “you wouldn’t do that. I’m too charming for you to let me fail.”

“charming?” you raised an eyebrow, pretending to consider it. “I don’t know, leo. I think you’re going to have to prove it.”

“oh yeah?” he leaned closer, his face now just inches from yours. you could feel the warmth of his breath on your skin, and your heart sped up. “how do I do that?”

you swallowed, suddenly very aware of the shift in the atmosphere. this was new. this was different. and for a second, you forgot all about exposition, literature, and camp half-blood. all you could think about was the way leo was looking at you, the way the space between you seemed to be disappearing by the second.

“leo…” you started, your voice quieter now, unsure of where this was going but not wanting it to stop.

he didn’t move away. instead, he tilted his head slightly, his eyes flicking down to your lips for just a moment before meeting your gaze again. “yeah?”

for a split second, you considered closing the gap, letting this thing between you finally tip over into something more. but before you could make a decision, someone cleared their throat from the doorway.

you jerked back in your seat, heat rising to your cheeks as you turned to see piper standing there, a knowing smile on her face. “am I interrupting something?”

“nope!” leo said quickly, straightening up and pretending to look intensely at the book in front of him. “just, uh, learning. you know, literature.”

piper raised an eyebrow, clearly not buying it, but she didn’t press the issue. “right. well, I need to steal leo for a minute. cabin leader stuff.”

“oh, thank gods,” leo muttered under his breath, shooting you a quick, teasing glance. “saved by the bell.”

you rolled your eyes, trying to ignore the lingering butterflies in your stomach. “you better study tonight, leo, or you’re going to fail the next test.”

“I’ll study, I’ll study,” he promised, standing up and tossing his pencil onto the desk. “maybe you can quiz me tomorrow? same time?”

you bit back a smile, nodding. “yeah, sure. same time.”

he gave you one last grin before following piper out of the cabin, leaving you alone with your racing thoughts and the memory of how close you’d come to crossing that line with him.

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© all rights reserved to folkwhoreberry. no stealing or copying will be tolerated.

a/n : sorry nonnie I couldn’t find the right place to put smut here :// but I’ll do might do a smutty part 2 so what do we say about that

[hiskillingjar]

What kind of reactions do you think Btd characters might have to a period, crying Mc who is writhing in pain?

Today I got my period unprepared and without pills and pads I suffered indescribable pain for a long hour… (Man I don't want to go through this again 😢)

and it made me think about it. Would they be surprisingly kind and help, or would they take advantage of it for their own benefit?

urghhh i hate being unprepared for my period, i'm so sorry to hear that :( hope this cheers you up!

ren 🦊

ren would definitely panic if he found you in a lot of pain

he'd ask a lot of questions to try to understand what was up before you just told him you were on your period

"oh...OH! okay! okayokay, i'll go get you what you need! do you want pads, tampons, painkillers...um, something else?"

he'd be a good boyfriend for like ten minutes and get you everything you need and then some

any sorts of pads or tampons, chocolate, your favourite food, a heat pad, all sorts. he'd be very well stocked so you weren't caught off guard again

as soon as you were slightly more comfortable, though, he'd be hovering at your side like "so...um...i've heard some things are really good to settle period pain...heh..."

he was horny the second you told him lol

he'd be DESPERATE to fuck you and, especially, to eat you out while you were on your period

he'd bug you every single day, just full on pathetic begging

"please please please please can i eat you out please it'll make you feel better pleaseeeeeee"

and of course he'd asking to be nice. if you said no, he'd just do it anyway...and spill a little more blood if he needed to

he's a fox. what do you expect <3

(i've also written this (for fox) if you wanna see it in action lol)

lawrence 🥀

law would probably be pretty shocked too

like they come back from work and you're hunched up on their bed moaning in pain. it's not like you can get out to sort out the issue yourself after all :(

you tell them and they get sort of flustered

"um...alright, i guess i'll get something for you. what do you need?"

if you give them a list, they'll do what they can. but they need a list. they would NOT know what to get otherwise

they'd also be pretty nice about it though

maybe run you a bath and make a batch of tea to settle your stomach. it would work a little too well lol

they wouldn't be too desperate to fuck you (they never really are lol) but if you asked, they might do it in the shower or something

they rent the place and don't want to do more laundry than they need to

strade 🔨

*knowing look*

what do you expect from strade, the sole boyfriend who's exclusively horny for violence?

yeah he'd be all over you the second he figured it out lmao

your discomfort and pain is like. His Thing so he would not care at all about you bleeding

he might even like that a little more, and the opportunity to make fun of you as you bled all over his lap and stained his trousers and thighs, and see you even more uncomfortable and put off by how much he wants you

"aw look at you, you're so embarrassed! why, you're never usually this flushed when you're bleeding for me <3"

i read a fanfic once where strade ate the mc out while they were on their period and like. pulled their tampon out lmaoooo he'd totally do that too xux

lay you down in the basement, or even soak his bed sheets, and take you even when you tried to shy away or pull back

that's more in just taking advantage of you when you're in pain

barring the horny stuff, strade kind of doesn't care about getting you tampons or pads or anything. ask him and he'll do it

that doesn't mean he wouldn't tease you a little first cus he totally would

that's just cus he likes to see you squirm though :)

[aphroditeinthesea]

Hii!! I literally love sm of your writing it’s sooo good okie so my request is Leo Valdez x child of hades reader one shot (I was thinking gn or fem) where they both have huge crushes on eachother and are besties but when Leo confesses the reader feels they have too much emotional baggage (being a child of the big 3 and all) and like angst with lots of fluff so tysm and ofc feel free to not write this I totally understand, anyway byeeee

“ be my baby (i’ll look after you) ”

leo valdez x hades!reader (gn) 🔨

playing look after you by the fray

⚠️ smooching

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“Hey,” you smiled, walking up to your best friend on the dock. He turned around, a smile trying to hide the nervousness in his eyes. “Are you okay?”

He nodded, “yeah, I just wanted to talk to you about something?”

“Sure, okay,” you sat down by the water, hands nervously fidgeting with the rings on your fingers.

He sat alongside you, “uhm, so,” he took a deep breath, puffing out his cheeks, “how are you?”

You raised an eyebrow, “fine,” you spoke. You admired how the sun setting began to frame his curls, giving him the effect of a glowing aura.

He finally locked eyes with you, “this is probably stupid.”

“What? What's wrong?” you reached for his hand that had been sitting beside him. You tried to ignore your nerves telling you that it’ll give away all of your obvious feelings. Your feelings that you would rather die than confess. Leo was the most easy going, funniest person you knew, he didn't deserve that. Well, he didn't deserve you. So, as your heart beat faster, you just held his hand tighter.

He seemed to freeze at the contact. “Y/N,” he muttered. “Y/N, I have had kind of had feelings for you for a while now, and I just,” he bit his lip, “I needed to tell you.”

Your face dropped. “No, you don't." The words came without you knowing.

“What?”

You shook your head, pulling away your hand, “Leo, I, look, you're my best friend, and I love you, but,” love. Fuck.

He didn't catch on.

“I’m sorry, I needed to tell you, it was killing me.”

“I would kill you.”

“Huh?”

You stood up and began walking off. You just made it back onto the grass by the time he fully comprehended what just happened and began walking behind you.

“Y/N!” He felt a hole in his chest never like this before.

“Leave me alone, okay?” You called out.

Time stood still. You had an ache in your stomach. What was wrong with you? This guy you had been pining and longing for the whole time you’ve known him, and you just left?

He stood still, watching you walk away. He cursed himself for telling you anything. Of course, you wouldn't like him back. You were friends. That's all.

He walked back to his cabin, avoiding all eyes. Like anyone who saw him would know what an idiot he was.

You, however, ran into your cabin, slamming the door behind you. You fell flat on your bed, the tears already began to fall.

Of course, as anyone would, you screamed bloody murder into your pillow.

“What are you doing?”

You jolted up at the sound of your brother’s voice. “Sorry,” you wiped your cheek, “I thought you were still out.”

“I was supposed to be but there was an emergency at the infirmary so Will had to go,” he looked at your face, “what happened?”

“Leo, you know Leo,” you looked at the floor, “he likes me back.”

“Oh no?”

You let out a pathetic laugh, “yeah, oh no.”

“Did he say anything else?” Nico asked, genuine confusion on his face.

You nodded, “just that he has feelings for me,” you hugged your knees to your chest, “I didn't tell him how I feel.”

“Why not?”

You shook your head, “he doesn't," you choked out your words as the sobs began, “he should be with,” you took a breath with each word, “someone who’s not me.”

He sighed. He understood what you meant. It was something any child of the big three would feel. Scratch that. Any child of Hades would feel.

You looked up at his face. “What do I do?”

He shrugged, “I’ve seen how you act when he's around, y/n.”

Your shoulders slumped, “I know.”

“You should do what you want, but,” he leaned back, “if you don't tell him, you're just gonna hurt yourself even more.”

He was right. You thought about it really. You spent so much time wallowing in your self pity. First him not liking you back. But now that he does, you're still upset?

“Damn, Di Angelo,” you huffed, "you're actually right.”

“Why do you say that like I’m not usually?”

You chuckled, “I’m gonna go.” You stood up, walking towards the door. “Thanks.”

“Good luck,” your brother mentioned as you walked out.

You took a deep breath in as your feet touched the green grass. You looked around at the campers passing by, the Sun was nearly completely set. You exhaled as your feet moved towards cabin nine.

Your heart pounded. Your legs were shaking like you were trying to stay on a sinking boat. Your palms might as well have been the water.

You looked at the door in front of you.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

A shuffle was heard inside before, “come in.”

This was it. You turned the door knob. You finally peered in and looked around.

No Leo.

“Uhm,” you looked at his siblings, who exchanged confused glances.

“Leo’s not here,” one of his brothers spoke up.

“Right, yeah, okay.” You backed up out of the cabin. There was only one other place that came to your mind. You hurried through camp, looking for the boy.

After what felt like forever, with your mind clouded with thoughts, you found yourself at bunker nine.

He was standing outside of it, looking like he was leaving.

“Hi, Leo,” you cracked out.

He looked up, “hi, y/n.”

You stepped closer to him, "I'm sorry.”

He shook his head, "don't worry about it. I shouldn't have sprung that on you like that.”

“No, Leo, I mean,” you grabbed one of his hands, “I like you, too.”

He looked bewildered, “what?”

“I didn't tell you because I thought I wasn't good enough for you but,” you smiled, “I love you.”

“Are you serious?”

You took his face in your hands. You brought your lips to his. He gripped your waist to pull you closer.

“I’m kinda serious.”

He grinned, pulling you in for another kiss, “I love you, too,” he mumbled into your mouth.

You were glad the two of you were so deep in the woods. Because if anyone had walked by they would have seen two absolutely ridiculous teenagers kissing like they were never going to need oxygen again.

[waylay-managment-2]

HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME BACK TO ROUND TWO!!!

As you might have noticed, Tumblr has nuked my first blog, and hates my guts; but we persevere! Step one to winning a war is to keep going when you lose the battles!

Feel free to start your stories at any point: I know switching to a new blog midway through a conversation could be jarring!

Rules

No sexual content

Add trigger warnings to posts that need them (with suicide, gore, ED’s, etc)

Flirting is okay, just don’t take it to far (yes Prince, you’re okay)

don’t start rp with other people unless they seem fine with it! I know it can be hard to tell with anon but try not to interrupt like, the introduction.

you don’t need to have a character to interact, but I would recommend it if you want to make a story. I totally understand the appeal of random shitposts with no cohesion and you can be the anon that makes them

OC’s are loved

Other fandoms are welcome

Fanart is appreciated!!!! I love it!!!!!

discord if you want to join!

characters

played by me

Lilith 🦉

Casper 🔖 (waiter)

Daisy ⚕️(doctor)

Oliver 🍹 (bartender)

Penelope 🥘 (chef)

Libby 📖 (librarian)

normal patrons

Cowboy (Jackson) 🤠

Francis

Abbey

DG

Mira

Iris 🎨

Stella 🌠

Orion 🦜

Bill rose 🌹

Abbigail Prinn 👁️‍🗨️

Twelve-eyed shadow monster 👀

Anthony 🎷

Faroe and Jane 🛁

Orchestra!Arthur and John 🎼

Elle ☄️

A ✨

Caleb Whitely 👑

Trademark ™️

Clarence 🪲

Mr. Campbell 🩶

Darkthur (my beloved) 🔪

Faroe and Jane 🛁

Gin 🎭

Knave 🃏

Stolin ⌚️

Daisy Lilith 🪶

Daisy Kayne 🌼

Space blob 💫

Ant and cricket 🐜 & 🦗

Cube Salesman 🧊

Mander 📼

Lux 🍂

Sage Black “spots” 🐆

Ophelia 🍄‍🟫

Najma Harb 🪻

[NO NAME YET] 🧸

[NO NAME YET] 🌲

Mason and Mischief 🌲 &⚕️

[NO NAME YET] ⛈️ 🐉

[NO NAME YET] 🎷 🐀

[NO NAME YET] 🪴

[NO NAME YET] 🔆

Evelyn 🏔️

Little lamb and whisper

Wanda ⏱️

[NO NAME YET] 🐦

Seven 🪙 🐍

Tallin 🐺 🩸

Rory ⚙️

Candy 🍭

Penelope 🎀

Edward ♟️

Scratch 🦇

Odette Flume 🍵

Idris ⚠️

Esther 🖍️

Seth 🚪

The Progeny 🐍

Rowan Linh 🐈‍⬛

William/Vanity🪽

Caspian and Kit 👁️ & ☀️

Rita Velásquez 🍸

Blank and Beau 📺 🦎

more I missed???? Sorry I love you all but there’s so many of you

Nightvale patrons

Cecil 💜

Magnus Patrons

Jon 👁️

Tim 💥

Sasha 🎞️

Martin ☁️

Jonah 🧿

Peter 🌫️

Will 💭

Liam 🪾

Randal 🧃

Micheal distortion 🌀

Gerry 🗝️

Agnus 🔥

Jack ❤️‍🔥

Alma Swallow 🪏

Harper Halloway 🥩

more??????

Genshin 1920’s AU (just… don’t ask…)

Diluc 🦅

In stars and time

Loop 🎻

Camp Here and There

Tony/Tony 🍝

Jedidiah 🕰️

Penumbra Podcast

Slip Jackson 💊 ⚙️

Sarah Wire “Director W” 🕶️

Homestuck… for some reason… because I’ve lost control

Caliborn ⛎

Station 404

Troy 🔨

Em 📻

The Mechanisms

Toy Soldier 🚂

Pony D’Ville @pony-dville

Fnaf I guess?????

[NO NAME YET] 👾

Patrons that have moved on to the dark world

Yves Linmann 🍺 (not on this blog, but he still needs recognition)

[maranull]

honestly, nothing boosts my mood better than rain and snow falling

[heartbeetz]

This is literally my selfship blog and yet I am still embarrassed to make this post but I need to make it anywayyyyy. Tbh I think I've said it before but it's on my mind again. Everyone either look away or be very niceys.

I don't believe in soulmates and I'm not the type to go "yeah my f/os are real they're just in another universe" or whatever. Nothing at all against that stuff, it's just not for me (even though what I'm about to say sounds basically the same). But I AM ficto. Very much so. And I still get those "oh. I was MEANT to find you. somehow. on some level. cosmically something aligned and you were made for me" feelings about Anton. He is very special in a way that a lot of my f/os are not.

I have a few f/os with whom it's like... you are extremely extremely important to me, and idk if it's the circumstances I was in when we "met" or just the way I click with you, but something about loving you feels like a defining aspect of myself" (Michael, Stanford, still Bill I think). But there's also two (Anton and Carlos) who are one step above that. Who I get the "I was literally somehow Meant to find you" vibes about. Just so you know how special he is to me.

[theshypinkflower]

Ren finds Strade's new pet tying drunk Strade to his bed, frantically. Not really even paying attention to Ren, just trying to restrain Strade to.. make their escape? Kill him? who knows.

Major Inconvenience 🦊🔨

“What are you doing?” Ren asked from the doorway.

You stopped, freezing. Part of you expected it to somehow be Strade, but that’s impossible cause he was right in front of you. Your blood ran cold at being caught, but it soon warmed up when you realized it was just Ren. “I’m getting out of here,” you replied, not even looking up from your hands to face Ren. Your hands kept tying what seemed to be endless knots, hoping that once Strade was sober he wouldn’t be able to get out. Strade stirred in his drunken sleep, causing you to shake, but it wasn’t long before you once more focused at the task at hand.

Ren watched in silence for a couple minutes before finally speaking, “And…what are you gonna do once you’re out?” Ren meekly asked. He could guess your answer, but he needed to hear it from your mouth. “Report this fucker to the police, skip town, get medical attention,” you mindlessly replied. It seemed obvious enough. Strade deserved some divine punishment of the law, perhaps he’d get the death sentence for all he’s done. An excitement bubbled in your throat, “I’ll finally be free.”

Ren couldn’t help but clench his fists at those words. While freedom sounded nice, and frankly it was something he longed for since he got here, he couldn’t bear the thought of Strade leaving. He had grown to rely on Strade so much, love him even. His claws dug into the palm of his hand as he thought for a moment. Would his freedom really be worth it? Would it be worth…this? He didn’t know why but the thought of Strade being taken away seemed like a nightmare. He took a deep breath, knowing his future self might hate him for giving up this golden opportunity, but his heart was taking the lead. “I can’t let you,” he spoke with a shaky voice.

You paused from your knot tying, turning around and facing Ren with a confused look on your face. “What are you talking about?” You asked. Surely Ren was joking, but the furrow in his brows said he wasn’t joking. “Ren, don’t you see we can finally be free? We can finally go about our lives in peace!” You exclaimed, trying to make Ren understand. “Strade will finally get what he deserves-“ you said before promptly being interrupted.

“I don’t WANT Strade to go,” he firmly said, the hairs on his tail starting to stand straight up. “Outsidr of this house, outside of him I have no life. I have no one.” Ren said.

Your expression softened and you stepped closer to Ren, hoping to comfort him. “Ren, that’s not true, you have me-“ you said trying to rest a hand on his shoulder only for him to swat your hand away.

“That’s a lie. Once you’re outside these walls you’ll ditch me,” Ren growled. His hands were starting to shake, no longer from fear but from anger. “So, I can’t let you do this.”

Your brows furrowed, if Ren was going to be so persistent then you had no choice. “Let me? Oh I’m going to do this.” You replied firmer this time, turning your back to him and continuing to tie knots. Ren folded his ears back, his tail swishing. How dare you turn his back to him? He wasn’t going to let another victim walk all over him. He pounced on your back, sinking his teeth into your shoulder. You let out an ear piercing scream that awoke Starde.

“Eh? What the- shiebe keep it down..” he grumbled and tried to rub his eyes only to find one of his hands was tied down, and so was one of his legs. Needless to say the two of you didn’t stop fighting. Ren was clinging to your back, scratching you and biting you. You tried grabbing him to hopefully get him off, but he was feral in the way he dodged your attacks. The predicament Strade was in seemed to sober him up, as he fumbled around his pockets to find that remote to your shock collars. It was pretty easy to search for it with you two fighting like cats. Hell while he was at it he managed to grab his knife from his pocket and cut himself free.

You slammed Ren against the wall, finally managing to get him in your sight so you can properly fight him. You would fight tooth and nail for your freedom. Ren failed, trying to gouge your eyes out with his claws, all that was abruptly stopped by a jolt of electricity shocking through both of your bodies. You let out a painful yelp, dropping Ren to the floor and falling yourself. Strade laugh as he stopped up, watching the two of you writhe on the ground.

“I gotta give you credit liebling, you were this close to getting out of here!” Strade said as you laid on the ground, bloody and sensitive from the shock collar. Strade walked over to Ren, picking him up and helping him. “Too bad you weren’t close enough.” Strade laughed, that stupid laugh made you want to punch him in his face. Make him feel true pain the way he did to you. “Awwwww, my poor fuchs,” Strade cooed as he patted Ren’s head, “Did the meanie hurt you? I think you deserve a little pay back, no?” Strade asked Ren.

You tried getting up onto your elbows, but it was quickly cut short as Strade stepped onto your back. “Well? I don’t have all day, Ren” Strade playfully said. Ren looked down at you with wide eyes, his lip trembling and his tail curled around his body.

“Yes, I do.”

[ledesaid]

"The mirror is broken?👀🔨▲▼←🦇

→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ Billy: Excuse me, Mr. Pennyworth... may I ask you a question? Alfred: Certainly, Master William. How may I assist you? Billy takes out a small mirror and slides it across the kitchen counter. Billy: Is it possible that mirrors... can mirrors stop reflecting? Alfred: Ah, I believe I understand your concern... Alfred's smile made Billy feel less afraid. Alfred: How about I prepare a cup of hot chocolate while I recount an old story, one as ancient as this mansion. Billy: Thank you... Alfred: Well, my dear boy, when the Wayne family arrived in Gotham two hundred and forty years ago, these lands were teeming with wizards, witches, and other beings who bewildered the locals. One such individual had a dispute with an ancestor of this family and cast what we might colloquially term a "curse" upon all their Wayne descendants... And as you seem to have discovered, they cannot be seen in mirrors, something that has become quite the folklore often associated with... Billy: Vampires... Alfred: Precisely, Master William. However, times have changed, and we are now allies with various sorcerers who have aided the family in leading a normal life. Billy: But I can't see myself in the reflections, Mr. Pennyworth. Alfred: Fret not, young sir. Just like your older brothers, you will become accustomed to it in due time. They revel in making jokes about it. Why not give them a call? They all delight in sharing their own escapades. Billy: So now I'm officially a Bat? Alfred: Absolutely, Master Billy! Welcome to the family.

[ninja-confession-go]

Okay I’m coming out. I feel bad for that other anon, and that kinda thing was the exact reason I was too scared to send in a confession on this.

But yeah, I really dislike wildlife shipping. On a comedic level, I found it kinda funny at first and I still think it can be kinda funny. But it was suddenly EVERYWHERE. even with tags blocked you can’t escape it. And the joke got old and stale fast. And i genuinely can’t understand people who ship it genuinely and not in a joke way. Because to me (personal opinion, u don’t have to agree!!!), it really soils Lloyd’s character. Lloyd, in how I interpret the show, seems to have a pretty strict moral code. I don’t think he’d throw that all away because of a hot tiger. I don’t think he’d be with someone who causes that much harm and is that cruel. Notice his feelings for Harumi developed before he found out she was a villain; also I’m not here to start llorumi discourse so interpret everything after that how you wish. I truly do not believe Lloyd would ever throw away his moral code or duties as the green ninja over Ras, sorry. Maybe, MAYBE if Ras was redeemed but even then :/

Also forgive this next bit as it is HC based so you are welcome to disregard this. But I thought it was implied/i interpreted it that Ras was much older than Lloyd. Like middle aged, like at least 40. And yes, Lloyd is a grown ass man. No, I am not infantilizing him. But I feel like the writers intended for the og ninja to be early to mid 20s. I believe Doc Wyatt said at one point there was a 6-7 yr age gap between og and new ninja (correct if wrong on that one). And yeah, Lloyd is an adult but I personally am still deeply uncomfortable with that large of an age gap at any age. Would I call it “proship” or “problematic”? No, but I still feel uncomfortable.

The custody battle jokes were funny, but I do not fw it as a genuine ship. Sorry for the rant, Admin. I’m just feeling bad for that one anon, and I hate how hard it is to say anything negative on this ship. Like, yeah, ship and enjoy your fun I don’t really care. It’s just frustrating how inescapable this ship is. It’s honestly kinda isolating if you don’t like it.

(Not saying there’s anything inherently wrong with liking this ship, to be clear. There’s not. We can all like different things. This isn’t some moral judgement, just stating why I don’t like it and why I personally am uncomfortable with it).

- 🔥 with no 🔨 because I’m scared

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[redflag304]

🔨 ARTYOM ANUFRIEV'S LAST WORDS AT THE TRIAL 🔨

🚩 Translation from Russian to English

Artyom's last words:

— As stupid as it sounds, but I don't understand how it happened.I do not know what came over me. This is the most banal and favorite phrase, but nevertheless it fits.I am sincerely sorry.And I also express my condolences to the other victims.

One of the victims, in my opinion, said that we can somehow influence other people in the pre-trial detention center, but influence them badly, well, I do not know, our word in this in the pre-trial detention center does not mean anything to anyone. Not to mention the fact that I personally have no such thoughts - to influence someone or something else. It is clear that no one believes me now, because there was such powerful propaganda in the media, but nevertheless I say and will say what I think is necessary. I hope that at least after a few decades, the truth will come out and God will punish those who carefully hid it.

Well, in the end, I believe that there are no people of our age who cannot be corrected, any person can be corrected at any age, the main thing is that he has this desire - I have this desire.

[askereiniongilgalad]

Dear High king, your best advice on managing kids? Please, I’m struggling

Managing children, whether they’re actual younglings or fully grown individuals prone to dramatic declarations (yes, Elrond, I mean you)—is more art than science. 🎨✨ My best advice? 1️⃣ Patience: Easier said than done, but it’s essential. Remember, even the wisest among us started as impulsive little learners (no names, of course). 🌿😌 2️⃣ Pick Your Battles: Some fights are worth it (like the fate of Middle-earth), and some aren’t. Example: Letting Elrond, Galadriel, and Celebrimbor have their little victories, saves me the energy for the next inevitable disaster they’ll drag me into. ⚔️💭✨ 3️⃣ The Look: A well-placed, silent, “This isn’t up for debate” glare works wonders. Even Galadriel pauses... briefly. 😮‍💨 4️⃣ Discipline with Love: Firm yet kind does the trick. Example: Elrond got extra paperwork and a lecture after his diplomacy chaos. As for my ‘wayward smith’ Celebrimbor... costing us a city earned him a very reflective talk. (And yes, I did forgive you, my dear @fallensmith) 🔨✨ Remember, you’re doing better than you think. Just breathe, sip your wine, and prepare for more chaos tomorrow. 🍷

With all my understanding, Gil-galad 👑✨