#wait wait

[thr-333]

I plan to finish this, background and all but for now look at the babies!!!

[belovedgrayson]

Dick "you saved my life" Grayson and Bruce "no you saved my life" Wayne, I just... I just...

[illiana-mystery]

😛 ✉️

[777charm]

Child!MC swearing infont of the Brothers

Request: "Child!mc who heard any of the brothers(obey me) swears and says "f*ck" or any curse 😭 would like to see there reaction :)!! I understand if you don't accept my request ^7^"

Note: I AM SO SORRY ANON I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE WHOLE REQUEST 😭😭

Warnings: Cursing/Swear Words + Middle Aged Mom Lucifer (he gets his own warning)

Lucifer

Definitely saw this one coming, but wasn't exactly expecting the exact moment. I mean you are a young child, and you are prone to pickup some words the brothers (esp MAMMON) use sooner or later. You were playing in his office while he finished up some work, before your trip to the park later. You accidentally tripped on a crayon, crashing into a vase on a nearby table, senting it crashing onto the floor with a loud shattering sound. Almost immediately Lucifer is beside you making sure you are okay, and that no glass shards hurt you. Before he even gets the words out to ask you are even okay, you yell out "FUCK!". This one shocks him because. Well. This isn't the time he expected you to say that. At least, it was a small swear word and not a major swear-word. He kinda awkwardly skips past that, helping you up while having you sit down while he cleans up the remains of the now broken vase. Afterwords he scolds you for using the "bad word".

"MC. You know we do not say that word is this house. That is bad, and we do not repeat what others say."—Sounds like a angry middle-aged mom LMAOOOO

I think he might scold them for a good fifteen minutes, reminding them to not say anymore bad words, as that can to lead to punishment (no toys for starters).

Mammon

I feel like he's that one uncle/brother who teaches the younger kids THE SWEAR WORDS IN THE FIRST PLACE 💀 He def sets them up, and tells them to "show off" to Lucifer. He literally taught them every swear word he knows, and said "I bet Lucifer will probably like if you greeted him that way!". Speed forward Dinner, Lucifer walks in sitting down in his usual chair. MC getting happy especially when Mammon sends them the thumbs-up to go along with their little "plan". Satan and Belphegor found it alittle weird that MC was suddenly so happier than usual, and to add onto it, so was Mammon. It was like he planning another scheme....OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT DID MC JUST SAY????? The table went eerily slient after MC looked Lucifer dead in the eyes and yelled out "Hi you son of a BITCH! SUCK MY DICK!". The silence was interrupted by Mamon laughing, barely holding back tears at this point. Satan and Levi joined in–Satan not believing MC actually said what he had wanted to say for so long, and Levi finding it hilarious that someone as small and weird as a "Normie Child" like MC, could swear like that. Dinner was somewhat quiet after that, and it only worsened as towards the end MC spoke up again. "Hey you fucker! I want the rest of the godamn fucking mashing fucking potatoes!" You said pointing to the mashed potatoes now on Asmo's Plate. He himself was taken back by your now more demanding vocabulary than usual. "MC-!" "NO YOU LISTEN HERE FUCKER!". Even though your words so aggressive, you said them with such a happy face that the whole table was confused. How were you happy but so angry???–Okay Dinner was cut short. Yeaaaaah very short, and a early bedtime and timeout chair for you. After Lucifer did some instigating (literally threatening to tie them from the celling) he found out this was Mammon's doing. Let's just say, not a fun week for you and Mammon..🚶‍♂️

-Might do the rest of the brothers later ! Thank you for requesting, and I'm so sorry for deleting your whole request :[ 🥞

[vani-ash]

You know what I've never seen in any fanfic (idk if It is in one and I just haven't seen it but anyway) if Korn uses Kim to do odd jobs for him, imagine Kim showing up to some big shot mafia guys place to fuck their shit up and before he can do anything the guys just like 'WIK??? My kid is a huge fan. He plays your music all the time! Can I get an autograph or something??' Like this guys kid is Chays level of fan, they have pictures and stuff in their room.

Anyway mafia guy doesnt even question why YouTube pop star WIK has somehow broken into their place their only thought process is 'my kids gonna be pissed if they find out I met WIK and didn't get them anything'

Just Kim going into enemies territory and, you know, he's Khimhant Theerapanyakul he's known to be deadly in the mafia world and then this big bad mafia guy is just gushing about how his son won't stop talking about this singer he has a massive crush on

And just Kim having to stand there awkwardly like 'Thanks for the support? I still gotta kill you though :/

[meathounding]

i need him so bad

[pretty-idol-hell]

My second card ever.

[ma-mariarie243]

Oh um heres these guys (my camera quality still sucks)

[bbakizz]

OKAY IM SO NIT READY FOR BSD S5 EP 11

im hearing thag it may b soukoku based bc its named twilight farewell or sometjing of the sort [a mix of one of chuuyas **POEMS NOT BOOKS PLEASE EXECUTE ME and one of dazais books] so it could be like a soukoku based episode. ntm chuuyas va or whoever the fuck it was saying smthn abt how wed understand skks relationship better if we watch the whole season.

IM FUCKING SCREAMONG YOU DJNT GET HOW EXCITED I AM FOR FUIS EPIOSDE YOU CANT EXPECT ME TK WAIT A WHOLE ASS WEEK BRO

[magpod-confessions]

Omg tell us about the darjkk

WHATS THE DARJKK???

[solembum22]

I wanna see the rupaul of all groveling here buck omagawd

[ex-textura]

The oldest pic of Ciaran I have, vs. my most recent. How it started vs. How it's going 🥺

[thisapplepielife]

Monthly Word Count Wrap-Up

January 2024

This was built off of the spreadsheet that @wynnyfryd shared right here at the beginning of the year. Thank you so much for sharing that, Wyn!! It definitely inspired me to keep track this year. ❤️

I loved the idea of keeping a log of what I work on each day, so I adapted it a little, and made myself separate sheets for each month, so I could break the daily word count down by individual project, too.

Just to see what fic was inspiring me, and where I was spending my writing time, on any given day of the year.

If you're curious, here's January's breakdown:

I worked on 7 different fics this month, for a total of 32,706 words. My word goal was 500 words per day, so, I've met that goal. I've really been banging away on Think About Elvis (not the real title, yo, lol) these past couple days.

I love the absurdity that I apparently wrote 1 single word on it on the 27th after not touching it since January 1st, and then just...wrote 11,794 over the next four days. 🤷

And here's what the yearly total sheet looks like. It all populates from the monthly sheets, so I don't even touch this one, it's just working in the background.

So far I'm averaging 1055.03 words per day. That's double what I was hoping for, but these last couple days have really bumped up the average.

In short: I love data. Give me data!!

What I Posted This Month:

Hole in Me (For Steddie Micro, E, 404 Words)

Secret Santa (For Winter Spicy Six, E, 6025 Words)

[snzluv3r]

why do some fevers feel so much worse than others oh my god i am wearing a crewneck sweatshirt (with a shirt underneath) under a hoodie sweatshirt with my winter jacket zipped on top of it and i’m still so cold. having a temperature just makes everything that’s already painful a million times harder while forcing you to shiver violently through the aches

i wish someone would just help me pack (or maybe just pack for me while i lay there and thank you while also apologizing for not helping) and then play with my hair and gently soothe me to sleep…i have those silly ghost chills that you only really get with fevers (the ones that kind of just dance right on top of your skin) or right before you start to run one but at the same time i feel so deeply cold.

i know my face is burning and it feels uncomfortable, but at the same time the chills run all the way up to my cheekbones, and the thought of a cool compress sounds soothing while also sending subconscious full-body shivers through me to match the ones sent by the fever

[cyberxoxo]

i fear i may have thoughts a/b peter b. parker that may be controversial… idk if i’m spittin or not

[foreveratthesunset]

@azrielfiend's Saint design, yet another art fight thing