#wally getting fired

[crocmr]

can we see beta wally angst? he's such a little ass but i'd like to give him forehead kisses. ( kicks him affectionately )

my mind cant handle such a story but here is a little summary

i have this little hc, when he gets overwhelmed he vomits

and that vomit is the thing that traumatized the kids, so he got fired and didn't know what to do so he sat outside in the rain crying

[arttuff]

theyre chillin

[staries]

dude, that’s what a best pal is for

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this is probably one of my favorite outfits that i've ever put together! and it's all for one of my top five fav character designs, like... Ever!

rambles:

i would like to note that my dear beloved Jaime (@/awkwardalphajay here on our very own hellsite<3 check em out <3) helped out a Ton by sending inspiration photos and providing insightful commentary on details and vibes!

overall i wanted Sally to have fancy vibes! while i was originally going to have her fit very much based on her canon one, i wound up veering off course and - while still keeping some elements - mostly went for Medieval Entertainer and Her House insp! continuing with the day/night theme, and leaning heavily into the fire aspect - she's a literal star fallen to earth, after all!

it was suggested that she should have dragonscale used in the making of her clothes since she's, you know, kind of made of fire! and it was genius! I imagine she has extra fire charms on this fit and also the rest of her clothes, since dragonscale is hard to come by and is a finite resource once Gathered. she gets better at Not burning everything she wears over time, thankfully!

i think that, like Frank, she'd have One (1) Dagger. for emergencies! it's likely very ornate, and she'd hate to scuff up the gleaming blade. Probably. plus, why would she need it? she's got firepower, babey!

there isn't quite as much to say about this as usual... mostly because this one was more Vibes than strategic "ok this and this and this because this and also-" i was just! makin a fun outfit!

[makeshiftloops]

Rough sketch of Wally! <3

[junespriince]

Bruce: you're late for the meeting, West. What were you doing that was more important than this meeting?

Wally, done with this man: your son, duh. Now short story on this meeting auntie, please.

Diana: Bad guys moving guns and we're going to stop them.

Wally: cool, and Bruce ya vein on your forehead is pounding loudly again, you should get that checked out.

Bruce: I will make you clean the bathrooms if you say that again.

Wally: you asked, and fuck no you ain't the boss of me, I ain't cleaning the bathrooms.

Bruce: I don't need to know your private life or sex life with my son, ever, again.

Wally: then fire me.

Bruce: no.

Wally: ugh, you're a buzz kill. I'll get changed. *Leaves*

Hal: I miss Barry being here, but damn if this is not the most drama this team has had, I'm thrilled to have him here, honestly.

Oliver: when it pointed towards B, definitely, but man that kid scare as hell... He knows too much...

Bruce, still pissed: both of you shut the fuck up.

Diana: you asked him what he was doing, you should have known better.

Clark: sorry B, I'm on Diane's side on this. He doesn't like you so he's gonna say things to make you more pissed than a sore tail cat. You could just easily fire him and—

Bruce: Kent, shut up. This is War. A war I plan to win.

Arthur: horrible choice, he's stubborn bats.

Bruce: and I can be more stubborn!

Diana: stupid man thing... At least this will be entertaining.

[gay-ppl-real]

Did y'all know I have a pair of absolutely ancient jeans that I use as an embroidery canvas.

No, you didn't, because turns out I've apparently never shared my Layton or Encanto patches on here I guess??

Well, I made a Welcome Home patch on them!! My buddy was kind enough to help me take some pics wearing it while I was in town today.

What symbols for which characters under the hood :)

Wally: apple, eye, his lil face! Barnaby: his pawprint and his hat Julie: pink and purple flowers Frank: their tie, butterflies (plus hearts) Eddie: a multicoloured letter (plus hearts) Howdy: a caterpillar Poppy: the little wings she draws next to her signature, and a cupcake Sally: Stars!

Having more things dedicated to a specific character doesn't have any significance, it just means I had more ideas for them or they fit nicest to fill in a space haha

[xx-sketchy-xx]

Lol, this Au is great fun to draw. Here are the individual pieces

Bonus:

[slimeyslimeyballsack]

look at my genius children staring directly into a bright light

[h31fd3ad]

Happy Friday the 13th!

[viioggvl]

Valentines with (some of) my favorite dc ships :)!!

I forgot about this blog im so sorry lol

(HalBarry)

Hal: Hi Barry!

Barry: Yes, Hal?

Hal: Will you be my valentines..?

Barry: I was gonna ask you that!

Hal: ..So..

Barry: Yes!!

(Hal and Barry had a space date ☺️)

(JayRoy)

Arsenal: Hey, birdy!

Redhood: I will murder you where you stand.

Arsenal: Right, well~

Red Hood: No! I want to ask you first!

Arsenal: Nuhuh! Fuck you I’m asking! You asked me last time!!

Red Hood: Do you want to be my valentines, asshat!?

Arsenal: Yeah I would love to, dipshit!

(Jason took Roy out to a fancy diner bc Roy yk is Oliver’s kid and really likes those fancy places. And Roy took Jason to the carnival.)

(LindaWally)

Wally: So…

Linda: (Writing a draft for her book) Yes, Wally?

Wally: Do you want to be my valentines?

Linda: We’re already married!

Wally: Hal says it’s better to still ask than assume. He said he learned that from dating Carol.

Linda: I would love to be your Valentines, my love.

(Wally bought Linda chocolate and flowers while Linda planned their Valentines date lol)

(KyleWally / KyleWallyLinda)

Green Lantern (Kyle Rayner): Flash.

Flash (Wally): What’s up, man?

GL: Will you be my valentines?

Flash: Um, I already have Linda as my valentines..

GL: I was gonna ask her next. Yes or no?

Flash: You were gonna ask my wife to be your valentines?

GL: Yes so we can spend valentines together.

Flash: Um, then sure? I’d love to be your valentines, Kyle.

(Linda also said yes and they all went on a picnic date)

(If any requested dc ships for valentines (including how they get asked + date) feel free to ask in my inbox☺️🫶🏼)

[rantceratops]

My last salty pissy post for today:

Thinking about how amatonormative Young Justice got always makes me puke a little in my mouth. Literally everyone gets paired off. 95% of the cast is married and has children(and a solid percent appear to be straight pairings). They take a character like Artemis and have her pining over being pregnant and having a child with Wally. (They even paired FORAGER. For god's sake.)

The entire super baby play date episode just rubs me the wrong way. Not to mention the amatonormativity of one of the characters assuming/insinuating that Will and Artemis MUST have feelings for each other because they're sharing a living space. Even though they're goddamn IN-LAWS. Paula Crock also pushing this idea on her daughter, causing the two of them to participate in a kiss neither of them actually wanted. The ASSUMPTION that because they're of the opposite sex and live in a house together taking care of someone who is family to both of them, that that means they must have feelings or must develop feelings for one another. Like, what the fuck?

I love Stephanie Lemelin as a voice actress, she is awesome! However, I personally feel that after season 1 of YJ, Artemis became written less as Artemis and more like Stephanie Lemelin. If that makes sense. No shade to Stephy at all. I just think they butchered Artemis's personality after season 1. They took away all of her dry humor and sass, all her hard edges. I still stand firmly by that she's a character that wants to love and be loved, don't get me wrong. But idk. One of the only instances she really truly felt like Artemis during Outsiders was the whole stripper joke conversation with her and Dick where she punched him in the back and called him out on his shit.

And frankly I used to defend this because I love Spit/fire, but nowadays seeing that scene in the fake limbo where she's pregnant and happy about it makes me super uncomfortable. Maybe I'm projecting, just it seems ooc for her.

Personally if I handled Spit/fire at this point, Artemis and Wally would still be a thing, but they would never feel the need to get married and they would never have kids. I would rather see them take characters like Tara and Violet under their wings a lot than have kids of their own.

Bonus meme I made ages ago about how stupid the Will/Artemis shit was:

[twohornycannibals]

ur telling me will killed that lithuanian guy and turned him into a fucking butterfly just to be like "yeah nvm actually" and then get married and have a child?????????????

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thank you WH update for confirming that Wally breathes. i really thought he didnt <3

[official-bunbun]

(About the Wendy’s story)

Is it possible to report the manager to higher-ups or something? /genq -Lunar (and 🌹)

I mentioned it to the assistant GM and she said i have to write it down on paper what happened but ngl i ✨don't wanna do all that!✨

[gay-ppl-real]

I see yet another piece of Welcome Home art where Eddie is depicted dropping parcels or losing mail or what have you to demonstrate that he's a bit clumsy and all over the place and another part of me becomes dipped in frustration about people not understanding the source material