#we ✨cooked✨ with this one

[shinydrawz]

YAYYY IM NOT POST LIMITED ANYMORE 🎉

[deus-ex-mona]

what’s going on with these brothers? wrong answers only

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF ATTICAN TRAVERSE: KROGAN TEAM

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, and Urdnot Grunt With: Urdnot Wrex, Dr. Mordin Solus, Primarch Adrien Victus and The Rachni Queen I don't need luck- I have ammo. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

[tsuchinokoroyale]

God came to me in a dream and shared with me His recipe for Black Milk Bubble Tea Tres Leches Cake and I was like whoa! Is that all tho and He said Hm? and I said Like do you have anything else to say to me or to the world and it’s people and He said Oh. No not really. and woke me up at 3:57 in the fucking morning

The cake was pretty good I guess but damn big G is kind of a little shit isn’t He???

[lordofrattay]

My brain is soup, man.

[nestavadavat]

Ehehheheheheh

[celibibratty]

I'm sad💧!!, we get 3 stamps on ALL! ALL! arenas, and no pak mei form, no way, like, this literally almost Platinum the game, come on, I'm sad

[alienaiver]

since today is june 30th it means tomorrow is shinsou's birthday which, in greenlandic ways of speaking, means that today he is officially smelly 😤

[blueberrybirdsworld]

Out of frame 3/4

Summary : Y/N and Lando Norris have been together for three years. Their relationship is real, steady, and full of quiet love but always behind the scenes. While fans know they’re a couple, Lando has never posted about her, avoids public displays of affection, and never mentions her in interviews. At first, Y/N understood. She believed it was about privacy, about protecting what they had. But over time, being constantly left out of frame has started to hurt.

Genre : angst, SMAU

Pairing : Lando Norris x reader

Faceclaim : @suanbeiii

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Serie Masterlist

@your_username 📍Côte d’Azur

A very special photoshoot, thanks @your_photograph 🌸

@_user1 she’s literally the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. like??? how is this even real??

@_user2 Lando must be the dumbest man alive I fear 😭

@_user3 girl you’re glowing like someone who deleted his number ✨

@_user4 he said “which gf?” and she said “not me then.” ICONIC.

@_user5 this is exactly what peace looks like after you stop begging a man for the bare minimum

@_user6 no because if they break up for real, I’m shooting my shot 🫡

@_user7 soft girl era activated. and he’s nowhere in sight? suspicious 🧐

@_user8 I just know Lando’s watching this through his tears

@_user9 the flower, the pearls, the PINK , yeah no, he lost

@_user10 if he doesn’t come crawling back after this… I WILL. give me a chance queen 😭❤️

@_user11 she didn’t need to mention him to completely obliterate him

@_user12 you mean to tell me he left this to go party with his friends in Japan? okay clown

@_user13 this looks like a breakup shoot and a Vogue cover at the same time

@_user14 soooo when are you free for dinner? asking for literally all of us

Texts messages :

Lando I saw the photos You look… breathtaking

Lando I don’t even have the words How do you manage to look like that and I act like you’re not the most beautiful person in the world?

Lando Y/N please. You know I’m sorry I’ve been sorry since the second we started fighting

Lando I messed up, okay? I was defensive, I didn’t listen, I didn’t take in how much it mattered to you I thought I was protecting something private and sacred, but I see now I was just hiding

Lando I was scared. And I pushed you away because I didn’t know how to be vulnerable in front of everyone

Lando I see the comments I know what people are saying I know I look like the dumbest man alive Because I was.

Lando I’m not partying, I’m not happy, I’m not okay. I miss you. I miss your voice, your laugh, your constant humming when you cook, the way you curl your fingers in my sleeve when you’re cold

Lando I sent the flowers because I didn’t know what else to do And yeah, anyone can send flowers. But no one can love you the way I do

Lando I’m sorry. For every time I made you feel small, or hidden, or unloved You weren’t. Not even for a second You are everything

Lando Please talk to me. Please. Even if you’re mad. Yell at me. Swear at me. Just… don’t go silent on me

Lando I don’t want to lose you because I didn’t know how to show I was proud of you I am, I’m so proud. Of everything you are

Lando I love you. More than ever

Lando Please come back. Or let me come to you Just say something Anything ?

@_F1Gossip 📍Tokyo, Japan

Spotted: Lando Norris seen out partying in Tokyo after the Japan Grand Prix last night. No Y/N in sight.

@_user1 not him clubbing while she’s not here, be serious lando

@_user2 he’s out here drinking and dancing while the rest of us are grieving their relation??

@_user3 how are you gonna party when you clearly hurt your girl and she’s getting love letters in her comments?? GET IT TOGETHER.

@_user5 I’ve defended him for years but… I can’t do this anymore. she deserved better and we all know it.

@_user6 I know PR team is sweating.

@_user7 he parties like he didn’t just lose the most beautiful woman alive and humiliate her on live TV. delusion.

@_user8 idc what the drama is, I’m just waiting for Y/N to post again. SHE’S the star now

@_user9 literally everyone: “Lando please fix it” Lando: goes clubbing with his shirt unbuttoned

@_user10 “which girlfriend” got him feeling single I guess 😭

@your_usurname

Needed a drink and have the best friends ever for that🥂

@_user1 She’s in her IDGAF era and I’m here for it 🔥👑

@_user2 Oh she’s DONE done. 😮‍💨

@_user3 the crown. the girls. the middle finger. this is the official breakup tour

@_user4 Y/N said “cry about it, I’m busy glowing.”

@_user5 your glow-up is legally blinding. teach us your ways

@_user6 she’s heartbroken but make it sexy

@_user7 I know Lando’s watching this post on repeat 😭

@_user10 She’s too fine to be sad. Lando who???

@_user11 Not to be dramatic but I’d jump in front of a train for her

@_user12 Her friends deserve a raise. Crowned their queen and gave her the world tonight.

@_user13 this is what it looks like when the pretty girl realizes she deserves better 😭👏

@_user15 tell me your bf fumbled without telling me 💅🏽

3:02 AM Texts messages : Lando babe babeee bbabyyy i mean not baby i mean. ugh whatever why u so pretty huh?? like??? WHYYYY

Lando saw ur post n now i’m lying on the floor face down sad pathetic loser man vibes

Lando u look like a literal goddess like Aphro… aphroditty… aphrotiddy?? idk u know what i mean

Lando not even mad just confused hurting too mostly sad after seeing your post

Lando did ur friend give u that crown? tell her i said thanks for crowning the queen of my whole life also tell her to stop commenting “he fumbled” i knooooow

Lando i miss ur laugh ur hands ur eyes ur frown when i’m being annoying miss all of it even ur cold feet under the covers

Lando i shud have posted u every day every hooour every millimillisecond u soooo pretty i wanna scream

Lando come back plsss or lemme come back i’ll be so good. i’ll buy u flowers every hour i’ll post u. tag u

Lando can i call uuuu i wanna hear ur voice just wanna know ur real and not like. a hallucination from my own stupidity

Lando ok gonna go cry in the shower now

Lando iloveyou babyyyy answer plssss i'm not drunk just ok i'm drunk plssss answer fuck i miss u

@landonorris

Mmyyy loove

@_user1 wait… WHO is this girl??? where is Y/N??? 😭

@_user2 why this man do a post at 4 a.m, is he not in a club ??

@_user3 so let me get this straight. he couldn’t tag Y/N, never posted her, but now he’s posting mystery girl like this???

@_user4 he really said “which gf?” and then proved it 😐

@_user5 the audacity of this man is actually insane. like. Y/N was literally still watching his races

@_user6 did they break up and he already moved on?? and posting about it?? bold

@_user7 3 years of silence and now THIS. lando norris you will pay for your crimes

@_user8 hope Y/N is living her best life far away from this nonsense

@_user9 he’s just soft launching a whole new girl while Y/N gets silence. bro what

@_user10 if this is a new gf… he better never talk about privacy again cause this is messy 😵‍💫

@_user11 no way you were gifted the most elegant woman and fumbled her like this

@_user12 someone go check on Y/N cause this?? this is COLD.

5:02 AM Texts messages

Y/N who the fuck is she?

Y/N you seriously meet some random girl ?

Y/N you CHEATED on me??? you really cheated on me and then posted it for the world to see?

Y/N lando what the hell you disappear on me, ignore everything I said, and now THIS?

Y/N you couldn’t post me for THREE YEARS

Y/N is this why you didn’t tag me? because you still flirt with girls in clubs and you didn’t want me to find out?

Y/N you didn’t even have the decency to end things before doing this we weren’t okay, but I still loved you. I will have still showed up for you and this is how you repay me?

Y/N this is LOW. even for you.

Y/N say something SAY. SOMETHING. LANDO !!!!! Answer your phone I'm trying to call you rn

Y/N I swear to god, we’re DONE.

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[moonlightwritingf1]

Straight to you | LN4

✨summary ━━━━━━━ Y/N, captivated by photos of her friend Lando Norris at a gala, sends a bold, flirtatious text that shifts their dynamic. Days later, Lando surprises her at her apartment, confessing his feelings and revealing he can't hold back anymore. 

✨pairing ━━━━━━━ Lando Norris x she!reader

✨word count ━━━━━━━ 1.2k

Y/N stretched out on her couch, a glass of wine in hand as her phone screen illuminated her face. She had spent the past hour scrolling through social media, and her feed was flooded with pictures and videos from the FIA Gala in Rwanda.  And as much as she hated to admit it, she couldn’t stop scrolling through them.

Lando Norris was everywhere: standing proudly with his team, laughing with his peers, and posing for the cameras. But it was one photo in particular that had her captivated—Lando in a perfectly tailored tuxedo, grinning like he knew he owned the room.

She sighed, smiling softly to herself. Over the past year, Lando had gone from a casual acquaintance to someone she truly valued. They’d met through mutual friends at a gathering in London, and their banter had been immediate and effortless. They weren’t best friends by any means, but their connection had grown naturally over time.

He had even invited her to a few races over the past year. At first, she’d assumed it was just because she was someone fun to have around. But there were moments—small, fleeting moments—when she caught him looking at her in a way that made her wonder if there was more to it.

The truth was, she found him attractive. Too attractive, in fact. But it was a line she’d refused to cross, afraid of ruining the friendship they’d built.

As the picture of Lando lingered on her screen, she opened their chat.

Y/N: Congrats again, Lan! You were incredible this season. So proud of you.

She reread the text twice, debating if it sounded too sentimental. After all, they didn’t exchange heartfelt messages often. Usually, it was teasing, inside jokes, and the occasional check-in. But tonight, pride for him outweighed her hesitation, and she hit send.

The reply came quicker than she expected.

Lando: Thanks, Y/N. Means a lot coming from you.

She smiled, staring at the screen. She could stop there, but the wine in her system and the tuxedo picture still sitting in her camera roll gave her an unexpected burst of boldness.

Y/N: Also… you looked insanely hot at the gala. Just saying.

The moment she hit send, her eyes widened in horror. “Oh no,” she muttered, setting her wine down and pressing her hands to her cheeks, which were now burning.

Her phone buzzed almost immediately.

Lando: Hot, huh? Didn’t know you thought of me like that.

She groaned, biting her lip as she typed back.

Y/N: Ignore that. I didn’t mean to send it.

Lando: Yeah, right. Totally accidental.

Y/N: Lando.

Lando: What? I’m just saying, I don’t mind. In fact, I think we should talk more about how hot you think I am.

She couldn’t help but laugh, even as she shook her head.

Y/N: You’re impossible.

Lando: And you’re blushing. Don’t lie.

She threw her phone onto the couch, but when it buzzed again, curiosity got the better of her.

Lando: For the record, I thought you looked pretty hot at Silverstone this year. Just saying.

Her heart skipped a beat. Was he flirting? No, he had to be joking—right?

Y/N: Are you flirting with me, Norris?

Lando: Maybe. Is it working?

Her stomach flipped, but she decided to match his energy.

Y/N: I don’t know. Maybe try harder next time.

Their playful exchange continued for another half hour, and while neither of them outright said what they were really thinking, the subtext was undeniable. By the time she went to bed, she couldn’t stop smiling, even if part of her wondered if they’d crossed a line.

Two days later, Y/N was in her tiny London apartment, halfway through cooking dinner, when a knock on the door startled her. She wasn’t expecting anyone. Wiping her hands on a towel, she walked to the door, pulling it open cautiously.

“Lando?” she asked, her voice filled with disbelief.

He stood there, suitcase in one hand and a small smile on his face. He was dressed casually in a hoodie and joggers, his hair slightly messy from what she assumed was a long flight.

“Surprise,” he said, his tone light.

Her mouth opened, then closed as she tried to process what she was seeing. “What are you doing here? Weren’t you supposed to go to Monaco after the gala?”

“I was,” he admitted, stepping inside as she moved to let him in. “But I decided London sounded better.”

She closed the door behind him, her heart racing. “Why?”

His suitcase hit the floor with a thud as he turned to face her. The playful glint in his eyes softened, replaced by something more serious.

“Because you’re here,” he said simply.

Her heart stopped for a moment, and she struggled to find the right words. “Lando, I—”

“I couldn’t stop thinking about you,” he interrupted, taking a step closer. “That night, the things we said… it made me realize I’ve been holding back. And I don’t want to do that anymore.”

She blinked, her throat dry. “Holding back from what?”

“From this,” he said, his voice quieter now. “From telling you how I feel. I thought I could keep it casual, keep pretending we were just friends. But I can’t. Not when I know you feel something too.”

Her breath caught. “What makes you so sure I feel something?”

He grinned, leaning in just slightly. “You called me hot. Twice.”

She let out a breathless laugh, shaking her head. “You’re ridiculous.”

“Maybe,” he admitted. “But I’m also here. For you. So tell me, Y/N… do you feel it too?”

She hesitated for only a moment before nodding. “Yes. I’ve felt it for a long time. I just didn’t want to lose you.”

His smile softened, and he reached out to brush a strand of hair from her face. “You’re not going to lose me. If anything, you’re stuck with me now.”

Before she could overthink it, he closed the distance between them, cupping her face and pressing his lips to hers. The kiss was everything she’d dreamed of—soft yet urgent, full of all the feelings they’d both been holding back.

Her hands found their way to his chest, gripping the fabric of his hoodie. The kiss deepened as they moved toward the couch, their hands exploring, their whispered confessions tumbling out between kisses.

“Do you know how long I’ve wanted this?” he murmured, his lips trailing down her neck.

“Probably not as long as I have,” she shot back, pulling him closer.

“Wait,” she murmured again against his mouth, pulling back slightly.

“What?” he asked, his voice husky.

“You came all the way to London for me?”

He smiled, brushing a strand of hair from her face. “I’d fly to the ends of the earth for you.”

Her heart swelled at his words, and she pulled him back into another kiss, this one even more passionate than the last.

That night, months of tension and longing melted away as they finally let themselves feel everything they’d been suppressing.

Hours later, they lay tangled together on the couch, her head resting on his chest as his fingers lazily traced circles on her arm. She looked up at him and smiled, their embrace a quiet testament to their closeness.

“I’m glad you came,” she said softly.

He chuckled, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.”

[episims]

What We Need Is... More Books

After long last I realized that instead of battling with the constant urge to swap my book defaults, I could just give my sims more books to read.

This mod combines both of mine + iSimChi's book defaults and makes the game randomize between those for each genre. So instead of 7 books, there are 21 ✨

I made my older covers use the pages of my newer ones since they have more details.

The mod also fixes the following book behavior:

Books placed outside of bookshelves will no longer turn upwards when a lot is loaded

The 'read to sleep' interaction (that was added in Apartment Life and appears on minors who are in bed but haven't yet fallen asleep) will use children's books instead of the skilling one

This mod consists of two files. In addition to the mod file, there's a texture file that includes the needed book defaults.

If you want to use the mod with some other defaults, simply replace the textures from the texture file. You can also use that file as a base for making your own default set of 21 books.

📚 Download (SFS) (alternate)

Free Time is required. Conflicts with other book cover default replacements, remove those before using these. Also conflicts with ftminifixes by Pescado, if you want to use both make my mod load last (you'll lose the golden book that ftminifixes brings back to the reward bookcase since this mod randomizes textures for that bookcase too).

⚠️ A replacement for novel icons isn't included. You'll probably want to get the one from my newer defaults, as those covers will be used for the novels with the included texture file.

Many thanks to @isimchi for the permission to use their awesome textures 💜 for full credits, please see the original posts.

Update (11.11.2024): The covers are now also randomized for the bed/hammock reading interactions and for the film & literature reading while walking hobby idle. For all of these, sims can now also pick books other than skilling and will show an individual taste in books based on the sim's interests, hobbies, and aspirations, as well as on 3t2 traits* if those are used.

*Includes trait checks for bookworm, computer whiz, dramatic, hopeless romantic, natural cook, and perceptive.

All the books have 512x512 textures and use a 64x64 specular map. The mod file includes improved material definitions that also fix some lighting issues for the drama and the scifi books.

[heyimkana]

Beru reminds his liege that it's ✨ ovulation day ✨ | WC: 1.9K

It’s Saturday evening. The sun dips low on the horizon, smearing amber across the sky.

Sung Jinwoo, now the notable guildmaster, stretches his arms above his head, chair creaking beneath him as he glares at the endless stack of paperwork Jinho left on his desk. He’s only halfway through, but it feels like he’s already aged five years in the last two hours.

He glances at the clock. 6:13 PM. Dinner time.

Maybe I should cook something for my wife, he thinks, a devious smirk tugging at his lips. If he played his cards right tonight… he might just get dessert served in bed. With extra whipped cream. On a very naked lady.

As if summoned by the sheer scent of mischief, Beru materializes in the air like a dark, dramatic mist—a floating head the size of his palm with a pair of antennae that twitch excitedly. 

“Verily, my liege, ‘tis a most fitting eve to woo thy beloved—for lo, her womb prepareth to receive the royal seed."

Jinwoo blinks. “Are you saying she’s… ovulating?”

“Aye, my gracious king.”

“How do you even know that?”

“I keepeth watch o’er her calendar, my liege. A humble service for thy glory. We, the loyal shadows, must ensure thine efforts bear fruit. Literally.”

“Okay, that’s… disturbing. Don’t do that.”

“As you wish, O mighty spreader of seed. Yet I must protest—forsooth!—if thou delayeth tonight, another moon must pass ere the next chance to sow thine seed!”

“Stop saying sow thine seed—or anything with seed.”

“Then allow me this: It is time… for copulation!” Beru flourishes a dramatic bow, his little wings flaring behind him.

Jinwoo reciprocates with a blank stare before he rubs his temple. “The sun is still out—”

“I’ve conducted a thorough scan of her body, my liege. Fertility levels are over seventy percent.”

“I don’t have sex with my wife just to make a baby—”

“Nay, of course not! ‘Tis love thou expresseth—in the most primal of forms. With… enthusiasm.”

His master lets out a weary sigh. “If I ever get divorced, it’s gonna be because of you.”

“Nay, my liege, for love such as yours burneth eternal. Like herpes.”

At this point, he's just itching to say cancel summon. And make it last for eternity.

“We already did it last night, Beru."

"Aye, my king—thrice, to speak true. May thy lady’s limbs find swift reprieve."

"And yet, you're asking me to do it again," Jinwoo says, as if he weren’t just thinking about licking whipped cream off his wife a moment ago.

“Her arousal is also peaking at a glorious ninety percent, my liege.”

“We need a foolproof plan to seduce her." Jinwoo shuts the folder of documents with a sharp snap, eyes narrowing in deep focus. Fingers laced together, he leans forward. “Something romantic. Something... strategic.”

“As expected of thee, master. A tactician most true and wise.” Beru nods, equally solemn. “Let us craft a seduction most divine.”

“Flowers?”

“Too oft gifted. Predictable.”

“Chocolate?”

“T'would boost her lust, true—but alas, she frets about her waistline. We must surprise her, my liege. Bedazzle her with flair.”

“Something exciting, huh?” Roleplay? Edible body paint? Sex toys? Actually— “Where did I put my handcu—”

“Whatcha talking about?” His sister, Jinah, walks out from the kitchen, looking entirely too suspicious of him as she sips her mango juice.

“Nothing,” Jinwoo says quickly, slapping Beru back to the shadow realm. “Did you make your juice?”

“Yup. Not sharing.”

“Didn’t ask.” He rolls his eyes. Then, he pauses. “So, Jinah... When are you going home?”

“Dude, I just got here.”

“Right. Right.” He looks away, drumming his fingers on the desk. One second. Two. “So, when exactly?”

“Until I feel like going.” She narrows her eyes. “Why?”

Silence. He looks away.

“No, don’t tell me—”

“My wife’s ovulating.”

“Oh my God, bro.” She groans, tossing her head back, exasperated but not surprised. “Again with this? This is, like, the third time you kicked me out of the house just because you wanted to get freaky.”

“It is important,” Jinwoo gravely replies. Also shamelessly.

“You know what? Fine. But only ‘cause I want a cute niece or nephew. Hopefully they won’t look like you.” She tosses her phone into her backpack. “I’ll head down to the cafe and suffer from the stupid public wi-fi.” 

Jinah stretches out an arm toward him, waiting.

“What?”

“You’re paying for my coffee.” She slurps on her drink. “A hundred thousand won. Per hour.”

“You’ve gotta be kidding me.”

“Then I’ll stay.” She shrugs, plopping onto the couch with her legs on the coffee table. 

He narrows his eyes, clicking his tongue in annoyance. “Fine,” Jinwoo exhales in defeat, taking some cash out of his wallet and slapping it into her hand. “Two hours. Go.”

She extends her arm again. “Three hundred thousand.”

“What the hell, Jinah—”

“I charge emotional tax now. You’re annoying.”

He glares. She sips harder.

Beru comes out of his collar. “My liege, she doth possess the cunning of a warlock. Just give her the coin.”

Jinwoo smacks another hundred thousand into her hand. “You’re evil.”

“Oh, who cares, Oppa. You’re rich.” With a cheeky grin, Jinah swings her backpack over her shoulder. “Pleasure doing business with you~” she singsongs, bouncing on her steps as she walks out the door.

“She’s robbing me.”

“Worry not, my liege. ‘Tis for a noble cause.”

“Right. Let's go back to the plan. I’ll go simple: cook her favorite, pour some wine, massage. Set the mood.”

“Ah! Truly the Holy Trinity of seduction.”

***

Jinwoo struts into the bedroom, ready to execute Operation Seduce Wife™. 

“Jagiya,” he calls sweetly, “what do you want for din—”

He stops dead.

There, sitting in front of the vanity mirror, is the most beautiful version of her he’s ever seen (aside, perhaps, how she looked on her wedding day). His wife adjusts her earrings, graceful even in the tiniest of movements. Her makeup is flawless, both sultry and sweet, her hair swept into a high ponytail that exposes the soft line of her neck. She’s wearing the white dress—the one from the night he proposed, the one he's always itching to tear it off of her.

She takes his breath away. Literally.

“Hey, darling,” she says, catching his gaze in the mirror, smiling. “You okay?”

Jinwoo walks toward her like he’s in a trance, wrapping his arms around her from behind. “You look… incredible,” he sighs in reverence, kissing the curve of her shoulder. “Took my breath away for a second there.”

“Thank you,” she giggles, a sound that turns quickly into a delicate moan when his lips begin to leave a trail of heat on her skin, his teeth grazing her flesh as he sucks a spot on the juncture of her neck. “W-wait—Jinah’s here.”

“No, she’s not,” he captures her lobe between his lips. “Went to a cafe with Songyi.”

“But she just got here—”

“Yeah, she does that sometimes.” He breathes in her scent, his torso pressed flush against her spine. “Where are you going, looking so pretty like this?”

She stops, blinks, then frowns. “You mean, where are we going.”

Jinwoo freezes, his gaze meeting hers in the mirror. “What..?”

She takes in his expression, then she smiles. Deadly. “Sung Jinwoo.” 

Oh, no. Not the full name. “Yes..?”

She turns around to face him, still smiling, still terrifying the shit out of him. “Don’t tell me you forgot about our plans today.”

His soul leaves his body.

Beru! Beru, what plans?!

I—I am as baffled as thee, my liege. She hath not spoken of this sacred outing. I shall consult Sir Igris—

“Don’t you dare ask Beru,” she says, already reading his moves despite them communicating telepathically. “Or Igris.”

She takes a step forward. He takes a step back.

“Did you forget our date, Mr. Sung?”

“N-no,” Jinwoo lies, sweating bullets. 

“I have been spending an hour trying to make myself look perfect because you said you’re taking me somewhere special tonight. And now you’re telling me you forgot?”

“Honey, of course not.” Yes, he cannot remember anything for the life of him. “We have… plans. We’re going out.”

She places her hands on her hips. “Where?”

Think think think. “Uh… To a nice restau—” He watches her eyes darkening and searches quickly for another guess. “—Mall. To a nice shopping mall where I will buy you anything you want.” It’s bribery, but it works 99% of the time, so there it is. His ultimate weapon.

She folds her arms on her chest, intrigued. “Anything?”

“Anything. A new purse. Clothes. Jewelry. Anything my sweet girl wants.”

She narrows her eyes at him, scrutinizing for a moment. “Shoes. I want new shoes.”

“Of course, Angel,” he smiles, the shadows under his feet sighing in relief, wiping sweat from their foreheads. “And then I’ll take you to a nice sky longue for dinner and we'll spend the night slow-dancing. How’s that sound?”

Though not utterly convinced yet, she drops her glare. “Okay. Why aren’t you getting dressed yet?”

“Because—” He says smoothly, landing a cute kiss on her cheek. “I wanted to match you. You wear white, I’ll wear white. I’m a romantic like that.”

“Go.”

“Yes, Ma’am.” He flees the room like a man escaping execution (he is). He closes the door behind him, breathing out, “That was close.”

“Brilliantly executed, my liege!” Beru chimes in. “A narrow escape from the guillotine!”

“I can’t believe I forgot.”

The shadow nods. “Thou hath the heart of a lion but the memory of a goldfish.”

“What?” 

“The only shadow’s true name thou remember’st is Igris.”

Jinwoo opens his mouth. Closes it. The ant has a point. 

***

A very short moment later, in what must have been a world record, the man returns—black suit, white button-down shirt, hair tousled from his hasty change. Jinwoo fixes his belt, combing his fingers through his hair. “Okay, I’m ready. Where should we—”

He finds his wife sitting on the bed, no longer wearing the dress, only a beige trench coat that wraps tightly around her body from her shoulders to her knees. She looks up at him with a Cheshire Cat’s grin.

“What?” Jinwoo blinks. “What is it?”

She attempts to bite back her giggles but fails, bursting into full laughter. “I’m sorry, honey, it was a prank.”

“A… what?”

“A TikTok trend. I couldn’t help but try. You should've seen the way you turned all pale before. It was so funny.” She stands from the bed, seduction in every step she takes, her grin now turning into a coquettish smirk. “You’re getting so much better at lying, though.” She plays with his collar, unbuttoning his shirt down to his chest, her gaze titillating. “Should I be worried?”

“That’s not funny,” he frowns. “You’re saying you almost gave me a heart attack, thinking that I forgot something important—when I always remember everything about you—and now you’re apologizing like it was noth—”

She opens her coat. Lingerie. Garter belts. Thigh-highs. Red and sinful.

Jinwoo drops the suit like it insulted his mother. “You’re forgiven.” 

He tackles her onto the bed, muffling her giggles with searing kisses that rob a moan out of her. "You're lucky I love you," he murmurs against her throat, nibbling at her skin.

She threads her fingers through his locks. "You're lucky you didn't forget the date for real."

"Marry, she speaketh true, my liege — we'd have been shorter by a head, and not just in jest."

They both stop, turning their heads to the floating head who does not seem to grasp the concept of privacy. His wife giggles. "Are you going to join us, Beru?"

"Don't even joke about it." Jinwoo leans back to stand on his knees before her, unfastening his belt. “All shadows—dismissed,” he says, his gaze roaming over her body like a predator ready to devour his prey. “I'm going to make love to my wife now.”

“Jinwoo!” She slaps his chest, laughing. 

“My liege, the shackles of passion lie within the third drawer.”

"Beru."

“I-I shall take my leave now! Fortune’s favour be ever at thy side!”

At Beru's disappearance, his wife sends him a look. "Was he talking about handcu—" She's cut off short, her wrists pinned above her head with one hand. "J-Jin?"

“I’m gonna put a baby in you tonight, Sweetheart." He smirks down at her. "I’ll make sure of it. Or at the very least," he leans down into her ear, his voice raspy and low, "I’m making sure you can’t walk for a week.”

She gulps. “L-Let’s stick with the baby.”

***

[svetamillss]

Random headcanons in your relationship with them✨

Featuring: Yeon Si Eun x Reader(f), Ahn Su Ho x Reader(f), Oh Beom Seok x Reader(f), Seo Jun Tae x Reader(f), Park Hu Min (Baku) x Reader(f), Go Hyeon Tak x Reader(f)

A/N: English is not my native language! Sorry for the mistakes! I was also asked to write with these boys.

Yeon Si Eun

The guy likes to help you with your homework. Despite the fact that he doesn't like to be distracted while studying, he has a completely different attitude towards you. He is ready to explain the same thing to you until you understand the material. In secret, he is amused by the fact that you are embarrassed by such attention on his part to your grades. It's just that he really wants you to have a good future and is ready to do anything for this.

- Damn, I don't understand this math at all. - you sigh nervously, sitting on his bed, he just looks at you carefully, the corner of his mouth twitches slightly, saying that he is smiling.

- I'll explain everything to you now.

- But you've already done it..

- I'll explain again until you understand. - You don't understand how you deserved love from such a secretive and quiet person like him.

Ahn Su Ho

The guy loves your food madly, he is ready to give up any other, just to eat only yours. Knowing his love, you cook for him all the time. And bring lunch and dinner to him at work, to a restaurant or before he goes to deliver orders. It is important for you to know that your boyfriend is full of energy and not starving, and he has a very good appetite. He will say a million compliments to you, your talent and your food.

- Oh my God, my princess came to save me from hunger. - he says, when you enter the restaurant, Si Eun looks at him strangely.

- You're in a restaurant, you could have eaten here.

- Dude, you won't understand. - he waves it off with a smile, running up to you and hugging you tightly.

Oh Beom Seok

You know his relationship with his father, so you are always ready to help and support him in difficult moments. He often runs away from home after quarrels, he comes to you. Yes, he is ashamed, he is shy, because he has to protect you, not you, but you don't mind at all and are happy to take him in. Your parents don't mind either, because they know his situation, but they don't question him. At home, you will feed him, let him take a shower, and put him on your bed, next to you, so that he feels safe. And he is really grateful to you, and in his heart he believes that he did not deserve you.

- Thank you. - he says quietly, before you both plunge into the kingdom of Morpheus, he will also lightly kiss you on the cheek as a sign of gratitude and love.

Seo Jun Tae

Despite the fact that the guy is a high school graduate, he loves to watch cartoons, but no one knows about it, not even his friends. But you are an exception. When you learned about his passion for cartoons, you gladly accepted his passion and began to arrange home dates with him, where ate sweets and watched various cartoons.

- What cartoon are we going to watch today? - he asked when he brought chips, marmalade and soda to the room, you answered without thinking twice.

- Let's watch "Sponge Bob: Square Pants".

- Great idea. - he replied with a shy smile.

Park Hu Min (Baku)

Your boyfriend was a knight to you, and you were his princess. That's why he constantly met you from school or extra classes, no matter where and what time they are, he will still come. Baku will follow you to your favorite places, whether it's various fashion stores or something like that. At first you wondered why he protected you so much, but when he told more about himself, everything fell into place. He is very afraid to lose you, so he will watch over you as the most important treasure in the world.

- What time do you finish today? - he asks when he brought you to school.

- I'll finish at five.

- Okay, honey, I'll come exactly at this time. - he said, kissing you on the lips.

Go Hyeon Tak

He had two passions. It's you and basketball. So you weren't surprised when he chose a basketball court as a place for dates. He really wanted to teach you how to play so that you could play basketball together later. You didn't burn much with desire, but you agreed for him, because you knew that your boyfriend wanted you to have common interests with him.

- Well, are you ready to fight me today? - he said cheerfully, taking the ball in his hands.

- But I didn't really learn!

- No need to say that, you already know how to do a lot, so at the same time let's see how you learned my lessons.

✨✨✨

[luckymousey]

He's the type of boyfriend that... (TWST)

⚠️ English is not my first language⚠️

Guess who still has to wait to watch the updates?

Exactly

This bitc-

So I wrote these self-indulging, fem reader, twst x reader headcanons, (or something like that)

Again, WAY TOO SELF INFULDING, PROBABLY CRINGE

And please, don't hate on me if you don't like these headcanons and don't tell me: "this character won't do this because of x reason", these are my headcanons and my own opinions, thanks

Riddle is the type of boyfriend that…is always practicing baking and cooking so that he can give you the best private tea parties

“My rose, I tried a new recipe, would you like to come over and try it?”

Trey is the type of boyfriend that…loves kissing you on your forehead

“Good morning, luv, did you sleep well? I heard you had a sleepover with your friends, I hope you all brushed your teeth before going to bed.”

I know Trey has British accent, I just know it >:3

Cater is the type of boyfriend that…is excited to take you an a date everytime a new trendy place appears

“Hey, hon! A new hair salon opened last week, and they say their workers are hot, should we go?”

Cater is also the type of boyfriend that doesn’t care if someone is good-looking or not, he blindly trusts his partner

Ace is the type of boyfriend that…over the time, instead of pranking you, he involves you in his plans

“Did you get the balloons, babe? Our names won’t be forgotten with this one!”

Deuce is the type of boyfriend that…wants to get matching things.

“Love, look! These matching tattoos are so cool! Oh, but we can get matching magic wheels if you don’t like tattoos, or rings, and, and- OHHH! MATCHING CHICK KEYCHAINS!”

Leona is the type of boyfriend that…buys anything that reminds him of you.

“What is it, pet? These? Just some gifts from Sunset Savanna….what do you mean this is too much? It only occupies half of your dorm.”

Ruggie is the type of boyfriend that…is excited to introduce you to his whole family.

“This is just a photo, bun, but here you can see my grandma, this one here is Hyaeni, the one in the right is Dae, at the corner you can see the tail of little Di, we don’t know his real name, but yeah, we call him that; and this one is Shen and the one on the…”

Jack is the type of boyfriend that…teaches you ski/snowboard when you visit him.

“Just follow me, baby, I promise you I won’t let you get hurt.”

Azul is the type of boyfriend that…is embarrassed to do so, but lets you see his baby photos.

“I can’t believe it, my pearl, what’s so good about these photos? I also can’t believe my mother had albums hidden in her room…”

Jade is the type of boyfriend that…helps you with whatever you need, no questions asked.

“So you need me to bring you shovels, a rope, hydrogen peroxide and some black, plastic bags…how big do the bags need to be, my dear?”

Floyd is the type of boyfriend that…likes seeing you wearing his things, and also likes wearing your things.

“You look dumb in my jacket, shrimpy, hahaha…what do you mean I look dumb too? I look ✨fabulous✨ in your skirt.”

Kalim is the type of boyfriend that…sends you 5000+ messages per day.

“No space left?…I sent too many photos?, don’t worry, sunshine, I’ll buy you another phone!”

Jamil is the type of boyfriend that…calls you in the middle of the night.

“Thanks to the Sevens you’re here, boo! I JUST SAW A SPIDER HIDING UNDER MY BED! HELP ME! KILL IT! SAVE ME!”

Vil is the type of boyfriend that…says snarky comments to those who insult you.

“Oh, well, at least my darling potato has a man who isn’t a cheater.”

He probably also has a black list in which he writes down the person's name to give Rook...a new mission

Rook is the type of boyfriend that…sputters embarrassed French words if you are the one saying romantic things.

“Oh, mon Dieu, s'il te plaît, attends une minute, trickster…non, non, mon amour, je suis juste un peu trop dépassé.”

Epel is the type of boyfriend that…always tries to impress you.

“Wait, sweetheart! Look! It’s you and me, my mom taught me how to embroider when I was little, but don’t tell Vil.”

Idia is the type of boyfriend that…even if he seems awkward or introverted, he is a drama queen when he’s with you

“My goddess, the light of my life, my one and only love, can you believe I lost a battle against some NPC? Who cares if it was on ‘extremely hard, really, don’t play this’ mode? I lost!”

Malleus is the type of boyfriend that…already has the wedding ring, the clothes, the rings and the guest list

“And if you would like, child of man, we can invite those little friends of yours, and that rabid familiar of yours with a bottomless stomach whom you spoil and love so much, of course.”

Lilia is the type of boyfriend that…tells you stories of some years ago.

“I remember this girl, she wanted to go to a ball but her step-mother and step-sisters ruined her pretty dress, fortunately, an old friend of mine helped her before she missed it. You remind me of her, my beloved, hardworking and beautiful.”

Silver is the type of boyfriend that…gives you handmade gifts every now and then.

“I couldn’t sleep because I was excited to give you this…do you like it, princess?”

Sebek is the type of boyfriend that…unconsciously lowers his voice when talking to you.

“HOW DARE YOU, YOU LOWLY HUMAN! YOU’RE IN PRESENCE OF- oh, good morning, human, as I was saying, YOU’RE IN PRESENCE OF THE GREAT—”

[gadriezmannsgirl]

Hello!✨ I'm kind of back to writing, truth is I've been wanting to write some things these past weeks however it's been impossible for me to be able to come up with something, I'm having serious writers block😭it's a bit frustrating because I love writing😭😭😭 but I'll try my best to end all the requests and hopefully fully come back!🫶🏻

This is a kind of small reaction with Barça Boys (Pedri, Gavi, Fermín and Ferran) , let me know what you guys think!✨

Slam Car Door

Pedri:

He jumped in his seat, his eyes wide as he saw you slam the door of his car

"Madre mía" (Dear god) He whispered, you opened the door to his car

"I'm so sorry" You say with your hand covering your mouth "I didn't meant to, I couldn't grab the door properly and the wind knocked it out of my hands"

"No te preocupes, amor. Ten cuidado, ¿Sí?" (Don't worry, love. Be careful, yeah?) You nod smiling

"¿Compro un kilo o dos de plátano?" (Should I buy one or two kilos of bananas?) You ask

"Dos. Uno pa' ti y el otro pa'mi" (Two. One for you and the other for me) You laugh nodding

"Got it" You went to close the door and Pedri once again jumped when you slammed the door. His mouth opened and one of his hands moved in question

"Amor" You could read his lips from the window

"It's the wind! It's the wind!" You hurriedly say opening the door once again

"Be careful, bonita. The door can break and-"

"I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'll be careful" You say blowing him a kiss, closing the door.

"Y/N!" He yells when he sees you slamming the door "¡Preciosa!"

"What?" You ask giggling

"Stop doing that!"

"What am I doing?!"

"When we get home I swear I'll slam the door of our bathroom!"

"Don't you dare, Pedro González!"

Gavi:

"Any other thing you want me to buy?" You ask lifting your head up from the notes on your phone to look at your two years boyfriend

"I think that would be it"

"You sure? I don't want to forget anything"

"You can add the things we might need to do burguers"

"You want to eat burguers?" He nods smiling softly, you smile before writing down the items you'll need for the dinner "And that's it?" You look down at his hand in your thigh and played with his fingers.

"Yes I think that would be it, unless you'd like to add something at last minute"

"Probably I will" He laughs "I'll be going then" You undo the seatbelt "Hopefully in fifteen minutes, I'm back" You lean over to kiss his cheek.

"Take your time, preciosa"

He grabs his bottle of water from the cupholder and drinks from it. Only to get choked up by it when he hears the slam, his pouty face turns into his famous frown, eyes full of confusion.

"Are your parents coming tomorrow, right? Or is it next week? I'll be cooking your mom's favorite, so should I buy the ingredients now or wait until we're on a closer date?"

"They're coming next week" He confirms what you already know

"So, should I buy them later?" He nods

"Yes, tomatoes can get bad really quick so it's better that way" He nods his eyebrows furrowed. He looked so cute, you wanted to laugh.

"Perfecto, gracias" (Perfect, thanks) You close the door once again, before almost leaving you saw his eyes wide open, trying to figure out how to call you out on this. "Also, do you want me to buy the big jar of nuts?" You ask "or maybe the medium"

"Any of them it's fine" He nods "Something's wrong?"

"No, why?"

"It seems like you're mad"

"I'm not, baby. Why do you say that?" He gets quiet for a minute before shaking his head "Nothing" He whispers "Try not close the door so hard, bebé"

You look at the door before letting a small -oh- acting as if you didn't knew what was bothering him "Did I close it too hard?" He nods instantly

"Joder, si" (Fuck yeah)

"Ay, lo siento" (Sush, I'm sorry) You nod "I'll be careful" You say blowing him a kiss, he winks back at you, you smile and stopped for a few seconds before slamming the door shut.

You could only see his eyes wide open and the "Me cago en la-" he let out before you ran away while laughing, soon you heard the sound of the honk of your boyfriend's car and his yell of your name. You made sure to buy his favorite chocolate cake that day.

Fermín:

"Want me to go with you, amor?"

"Don't worry, Fer. You can stay here, I'll be back in a few minutes" You lean over to kiss his cheek twice before he moved his head and crashed his lips into yours

"Be careful" He said before giving you another kiss, you giggle

"I'll re-stock my girly things and be back in a few minutes"

"I know but still" You smile

"Te quiero mucho más" You say "Want me to bring something for you?"

"I'm so in love with you, you're too cute"

"Te quiero"

"A muffin would do"

"Got it" You got out of the car and without looking back you slammed the door, you started walking but the honk of your boyfriend's car interrupted you "What's up?"

"I think the door wasn't closed"

"Oh! Let me do it again" You slammed the door once again, a bit stronger than before "Better?" You asked and he shook his head

"Not yet" You opened it and closed it again "More" You did it once again putting all of your strenght, you winced a bit in this last one

"Now?"

"Nope"

"Fermín!"

"You were the one starting it, mi amor!"

Ferran:

"¡Ostras!" (Fuck!) "Cuidado, un poco mas y se te devuelve la puerta, preciosa" (Careful, a little more and the door will be returned to you, precious)

"I'm so sorry, Fer! I didn't meant to!"

"That you pay for my door insurance, nena"

"Ferran, stop. It wasn't that bad!"

"Que no fue tan mal? Casi me tiras la puerta en la cara!" (It wasn't that bad? You almost threw the door in my face)

"Exagerado" (Exaggerated)

"Not exaggerated, I'm just taking precautions" You roll your eyes

"Whatever helps you sleep at night, Torres. I'll go" He nods

"I'll be waiting for you, beautiful" You smile and close the door once again. You looked at Ferran who simply looked at you, you tried your best to hold your laughter

"What?"

"I know what you're doing and you won't get any reaction from me!"

"What do you think I'm doing?!"

"You dislike this car and want me to buy another one, right?"

"That's not-"

"Save it. I'll do it"

"No! If you want a new car you don't have to say I influenced you"

"But you did" He said "My mind's already setting everything up"

"But I didn't! All I was doing was slamming your car door to see your reac-" You cut yourself off and Ferran's eyebrows went up lightly. You fell in his trap.

"¿Estabas tirando la puerta de mi coche?" (Were you slamming my cars door?)

"In my defense... I was trying to see your reaction and I didn't do it that hard!"

"No, ¡Un poco más y la puerta llega a mi cara!" (No, a bit more and the door gets to my face!)

"¡Mentira!" (Liar!)

"Venga, vamos" (C'mon, let's go) "I'll go with you"

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Taglist: @gaviymarcsbride @stuckinaf4nfiction @elijahslover @azzpenswrld @http-isabela

[zepskies]

Of The Big Four—Dean, Beau, Ben, and Russell—which of these guys would you prefer to have as a neighbor? I know this is very random, and it can a personal and private response for you, but I’m nosy as hell, sorry, but this nosiness has been in my family for generations 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Oooh good question! lol Let's go by process of elimination...

Unfortunately, it can't be Russell Shaw or Soldier Boy (Ben). 😂

Russ would never be there - always working on some clandestine job he can't (or won't) talk about. Though I'd definitely be sneaking any glimpses I could of him and any excuse at small talk lol.

But this little foodie would probably develop a 6th sense for when I'm cooking. He'd be at my door like a stray dog, offering to mow my lawn if he could have a taste of whatever I've got going on in there. 😜

Ugh. Ben. I feel like he'd be the worst neighbor ever. 😂 Loud music, women coming in and out at weird hours of the day (or night), pulling his car in and out of the driveway like a maniac, obnoxious flirting any time we run into each other (that I'd probably hate, but also have to hide my blush lmao 🤭).

Dean Winchester could be an interesting neighbor - only because wtf does this man do for a living? 😂

He's gone for days at a time, comes back sporting black eyes and lacerations half the time. But based on that black beauty he drives, he's 100% the one I'd go to if my car is acting up, or if something breaks in my place. We all know the man is good with his hands. 😏

(And if he wants to put his hands on more than just my leaky sink while he's in there, that's more than ok by me. 🤭)

But I think realistically, Beau Arlen would make for the best neighbor. It would make me feel safe knowing the county sheriff is literally next door. It'd also be nice to see him out on his porch, sitting by the fire on chilly nights. I'd bring over some cookies, he'd probably supply the drinks, alcoholic or otherwise, and we'd vibe and talk and have those conversations that make you wonder how it got so deep, so fast, all under the stars. ✨

(And if he asks me out the next morning, I'll make him some Cuban coffee with breakfast for good measure. 😘)

And btw, I did see your headcanon request from last month. Though my requests are closed, your idea was a really good one lol. It's still in my inbox, I'm just saving it for when I hopefully have time to work on it. 😉