#wedding crasher

[mydarlingdearestdead]

okay but Barty is the type to crash Evan's wedding.

like a marriage to a pureblood girl from his parents and none of his friends (minus Reggie) are allowed and then at the "does anyone object to this union" part, Barty just comes striding in.

[twopoppies]

LOUISSSS

Hahahahaha!

[skepticalarrie]

https://twitter.com/teamlouisnews/status/1533847002085216257?s=21&t=pIc3zPAJax7-ehptOx0LIw

The fact that he did crash the wedding and acted so naturally hanging out with everyone lol

LOL

[high-quality-tiktoks]

Beautiful ceremony

[nokmietarchive]

I also compiled the ROTTMNT: Wedding Crashers clips. I tried to prioritize better quality so it's a little all over the place. This is just for media archival purposes. If anyone has any cleaner or additional clips let me know and I'll be happy to throw them in!

[calciopics]

Mo Salah surprised a newly-married couple in Egypt this week when he crashed their wedding photo. 

The bride and groom were posing for pictures at a hotel when Salah just happened to be passing by.

Salah, dressed in full soccer kit, briefly joined the couple for a snap before moving on, leaving them starstruck.

[hayleyleannephoto]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was friends with Zendaya while she was going through the plot of the Challengers movie, and while she sometimes pops up going through it, I was busy going true my own competition but not in tennis. I was entertained in a badminton tournament with various players and at some point we crashed a wedding in tennis and badminton clothes.

[meep-meep-richie]

'' Just living the dream. ''

[imyourbratzdoll]

Prequel to ‘wedding crasher’ about Ransom and reader’s past relationship? Particularly about the sex where Ransom used a 🍭 to fuck reader with, like he was bragging about in the fic. 🫣

~ Love you sweetie! ♥️

hey baby! I hope you like it, I'm sorry for it being so short! I love you so much!

prequel to wedding crasher

summary - you get fucked with a lollipop by your boyfriend ransom.

warning - smut, food play, fucking with a lollipop, swearing, being called a whore, implied cheating, oral sex.

18+ only please, the gif I use isn't mine, divider by @newlips

Yours and Ransom’s relationship was… Different. He was the trust-fund baby, a man who didn’t know how to do his own work. But you fell in love with him, spending some fantastic years full of love and adventure. The incredible part of your relationship was the sex, which never got dull between the sheets. You remembered the time he had pulled the lollipop from between your lips, pushed you down onto the bed and fucked you with the sweet-tasting treat.

“You like that, Kitten? You like when daddy fucks you with your lolly?” Ransom growls, thrusting the strawberry-flavoured lollipop deeper into your cunt, twirling it and rubbing his thumb against your swollen clit. “You’re such a fucking whore, teasing me with these fucking lollipops all the time, wrapping your plump fucking lips around them like the slut you are.” Your back arches, whining when he slams it into your sweet spot. 

“R–Ran… Oh!” You squeal, your eyes rolling into the back of your head, wondering how the hell this feels so good. You blink, trying to get rid of the fuzziness covering your vision, spying Ransom between your legs. Your mouth drops open as he leans forward and wraps his lips around your puffy clit, groaning and sucking, his hand still moving the lollipop in and out of you. “F–fuck!” 

“God, you taste so fucking good. Like strawberries.” He greedily sucks, lapping at your sopping cunt, watching you fall apart underneath him. Ransom smirks, sucking harder, grinning as your juices flow out of you and cover him and his hand. “Such a fucking whore. Couldn’t contain yourself, huh?” He pulls the lollipop out of your tight hole, directing it to his mouth and popping it inside. “Mmm, best-flavoured lollipop I’ve ever had.” Half-lidded eyes stare down at you, and your head flops back as you try and catch your breath, feeling all tingly between your legs. “Might have to keep doing this so I never run out.” Your head lifts, and you stare at him with wide eyes.

Ransom was your first love, someone you had thought you’d end up marrying. But he never thought the same way about you. He was a man that couldn’t commit to one woman. 

thank you for reading!

feedback and reblogs are greatly appreciated.

[weird-little-book-lover]

Artist: MCU Portal

[austenmarie]

Slides of a tiktok I made. GOOD OL ACOMAF /ACOTAR BRAINROT 

[gmzriver]

Rachel McAdams as Claire Cleary in "Wedding Crashers" icons

like if you save or use

[glassrtz]

wedding crashers 💐

[meep-meep-richie]

❛ 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴? ❜

Owen Wilson || Obsessed

thanks to @mobius-m-mobius for the inspo

[wolfpup026]

Seven Sentence Sunday

Thanks @mirilyawrites for the tag!

Sharing some old unfinished/unposted stuff this week.

Here's a study from The Haunting that I didn't finish, idk how to render teeth and I couldn't decide if it looked weird.

And here's some studies from Wedding Crashers, I was going to post these but then decided something about the likeness was off and I didn't know how to fix it.

No pressure tags: @primewritessmut, @lgwilt, @insert-witty-user-name-here, @in-my-loki-feels