#what the jesus christ was that

[favoritejohn]

2 baddies

[squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes]

W h y

Sat on my break at work, minding my own business, went to open tumblr but accidentally opened tiktok.

My phone is at full volume.

Before I could close it, the first video loudly announced "SINCE EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT BUTT PLUGS RECENTLY..."

I have never wanted to be absorbed by a chair as much in my life.

[ryattcos]

tell me *your* weird ass dreams…

i had a dream that 💗Dolly Parton💗 was writing BakuKiri fanfic and was telling me about it over a fancy dinner

[fiddle-ferb]

Fidds before and after the portal incident

😂😂😂

@athgalla @guardianoflightanddarkness @gravityfallscustomplush @tazmiilly

I call canon XDDD

[dadzxwa]

Finally playing The Quarry!

[oqal]

May, with her baby doll voice and appearance of all pink definitely gives the impression she’s gonna be the opposite of Reagan, but no,no. They were mistaken.

Hell yo pay

she’s like a little doll, really. SUPER pretty, beautiful red hair, pretty big doe eyes

but she’s actually a demon

every one is like aw she looks like an angel

and its not that. at all. she’s a goblin that scales walls

[61below]

Full force starting to believe that I got pulled into an even worse timeline during that illness. Woke up from that fever dream like

[dykealloy]

[feathergem]

Last 2022 Most of the frames from an animatic I made last year

You can watch it in full at https://www.instagram.com/p/CiWks1tDfST/

[puerto-nic0]

[dragonpyre]

What I love about Jason Todd is that he's angry about his trauma. Life fucked him over and he's rightfully pissed off. We already have "healed from their anger" Dick Grayson and "ignores their emotions" Bruce Wayne. Thank you DC for giving us "hurt and upset and lashing out" Jason Todd.

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[cath-lic]

“god created them male and female” WRONG. CURSE OF GALATIANS 3:28 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[centaur-dreaming]

NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

[moog-enthusiast]

i lost my tablet pen and drew this on ms paint with my mouse my wrist is in agony holy fuck

[terrifiedtrinket]

why does he fit so nicely