#who has roxy's sword?

[rhapsodyred-writes]

"Xilixas!" Roxy called after knocking on his door loud enough to be heard down the hall. Her patience was very quickly running out.

She was just about to knock again when the door opened, and she damn near knocked on Xilixas's bare chest. She was lucky then, in that he was around. Unfortunately, today seemed to be one of those days. At least he was wearing shorts.

"Hey," He purred, eyes half lidded as he closed the door a little to lean against the frame.  "Something I can help you with?"

The suggestion in his tone was not lost on Roxy, but she wasn't in the mood for that kind of sparring match with him right now. No, right now she was after something else.

"Not now." But her tone was just enough pleading that his eyebrows arched playfully in response.

“Ohh?” 

“Dude, seriously, don’t you look around?” Jamie’s words would have come across annoyed with anyone else, but Xilixas caught the lighthearted tone.

“Oh, hello,” He singsonged, leaning a little harder against the door frame. “Here for a snack?” He asked, tilting his head to the side to bare his neck a little.

At this, Jamie seemed at a loss, but whether that was because Xilixas’s brazen offer had caught him off guard or because he was genuinely considering it, Roxy couldn’t tell.

“He actually just polished off a bag of cheese-dusted nacho chips.” She cut in, drawing the flirt’s attention back to her.

Xilixas’s borderline sultry expression dropped into one of amusement. “That’s a choice.”

“Come on, I didn’t come here to be shamed.”

“So what did you guys come here for?” Xilixas slipped into more of a slouch against the door frame.

“Heard you might have some info regarding the whereabouts of a certain sword of mine.” Roxy said, with no small amount of impatience.

Xilixas snorted and opened the door wider before slipping farther into his room, his invitation entirely nonverbal.

Roxy wasn’t optimistic about his response, but she followed him anyway, Jamie in tow.

Xil’s room was messier than usual, things strewn across the floor haphazardly. He wasn’t known to be tidy, but he was rarely this messy.

“So is that a yes?” She asked as Xilixas picked up an orange tank top that had been draped over the back of the couch and pulled it on over his head.

“It’s not a no, I’ll tell you that much.” At her blank expression, he continued. “It’s not really a yes either though. The only thing I know from talking to Dez is that Salem might have it, but no one wants to go into his room to check.” He shrugged. “And that’s assuming that he’s not carrying it around with him.”

“So you don’t have anything new?” 

Xilixas snorted a soft laugh again. “Who told you I did?”

At this, Roxy was forced to admit that perhaps her source was not the most reliable, but Jamie cut her off.

“Dani said she overheard you talking to Dez about something that sounded relevant.” He leaned back against the wall beside the door. “To be honest we’re kind of out of leads.”

“How many people have you talked to?”

“Feels like half the household by now.” Roxy sighed.

“You talk to the dragons yet?”

Xilixas had no way of knowing what her morning had been like so far, so she really shouldn’t have gotten as frustrated as she did by that question.

“All except Salem,” She said through gritted teeth.

“Okay okay, take it easy.” He held his hands up in a placating gesture. “What about Jude?”

“Does she know something?”

“Probably not,” Xilixas chuckled. “But you’re gonna want her help kicking Salem’s ass when you do find him.”

“You know, at this point it might be an idea to abandon the whole lead thing,” Jamie said. “Seems like he’s leading us through the whole house anyway, might as well talk to everyone.”

Roxy sighed, long and deep.

“Alright, let’s go see Jude.”

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[toxinoire]

More Mean Girls Headcanons

• Regina definitely got bangs (The Reneé Rapp bangs💖) post canon

• She has a faint scar under it from the bus, because while her back is her main thing, she did gash her face.

• Karen can quite literally guess your entire personality with the sweetest and kindest smile in existence

• She'll just end up giving you an existential crisis while being all :D

• Janis has a stash of candy everywhere she goes

• She's a fucking sweet tooth

• Damian has to make sure she brushes her teeth

• Gretchen actually has the best immune system out of all of them

• And then when she does get sick, she cannot get out of bed

• Cady is feral as hell

• Don't be fooled by the height and the charm

• Seriously if you even think of being a dick to her friends she will punch you, no hesitation

• Damian and Gretchen became besties immediately

• After everyone made up, Cady's first initial reaction "AW YISS A REAL FRIEND GROUP"

• And then Janis painted everyone

• Gretchen cried

• And then Cady cried

• And then everyone cried

• "What's so great about literature-" And then Regina emerges from the shadows like "Sit your ass down and listen to me go off"

• Janis and Regina once got into a debate with five people about the nuances of the Iliad and The Odyssey

• Damian is sure someone pissed their pants

• Karen's just happy and generally just excited about fluffy blankets

• Sometimes, Regina and Cady take turns calling Gretchen at around 8 at night to gently remind her to sleep

• Gretchen forgets to sleep because she overthinks what she should do the next day

• "Gretch, I know you're anxious, but we're here and we'll help you. Now go to sleep so you have energy tomorrow."

• "Please go to sleep. Nothing is predictable. Things will go off the rails. On the bright side, we're stuck with you and we are now automatically going with you when it does."

• Both of those actually help

• Janis and Damian once made everyone mini pride shoelaces with their respective flags

• So every pride month, you see six teens in white shoes with shoelaces have whole ass gradients of different pride flags

• It's iconic really.

• Regina's vocabulary is either "Fuck off" or "Your presence is like a fucking housefly circling all the food on the table, leave me be" depending on her mood

• The first time they ever saw Karen be so utterly terrifying at someone was when someone catcalled them.

• The boy cried

• Cady likes to literally poke people for fun

• She also has a collection of dinosour figures

• "What if I-" "No."

• Janis collects FNAF plushies like they're pokemon

• She has multiple plushies of the same animatronics

• Her favorite is Lolbit

• She has six animatronic plushies in particular standing on her highest shelf sitting next to each other with handmade nametags of her and her friends on each one on who she thinks could be who

• She's Lolbit, Damian's Bonnie, Cady's Funtime Freddy, Gretchen's Glamrock Freddy, Karen's Chica, and Regina's Roxy

• Gretchen and Karen are everyone's hypewomen

• They'll be screaming like soccer moms whenever someone in the group has an achievement

• Cady normally sucks at history but she loves medieval history

• She got so into it so much that she got into weaponry

• This child can very much use a bow and arrow

• And a sword

• She got Regina into swordsmanship

• They duel. A lot.

• It scares the others sometimes

• Gretchen's way of threatening Janis is "I'll use your favorite paint to make the worst color gradient in existence."

• It works

• Damian has a love/hate relationship with the insanity in this friend group

[emotionally-damaged-carrot]

Harry Hart x Kingsman!male reader

The sword and the knight

No Warning

Just fluff or something

I got back into kingsman and saw a lack of male readers, so I am fixing that. I could do a lot better than this one, it's pretty boring and long, I am still trying to get back into the game and that will take a long while. But for the mean time, enjoy 🫰

Didn't have time to proofread, sorry.

Eggsy entered the tailorshop with his casual wear, jacket, shirt, cap and all. He looked out of place as he looked around until he saw Harry looking at him with a man beside him, his head was on Harry's lap with eyes closed, while Harry stroke his hair. Eggsy found it amusing and was about to talk until Harry put a finger to his lips, signalling him to shut it.

"Keep your voice down, he gets very grumpy if he gets woken up."

Harry said in a hushed tone as he beckoned Eggsy closer.

"Who is he exactly?"

"You'll know when you get into kingsman, now, are you ready?"

"way to leave a bloke in a cliffhanger, yes, I'm ready."

" Alright, head to the third fitting room, I will follow you shortly."

Eggsy did as he was told, still looking at Harry and the mystery person. After waiting a few minutes in the fitting room, Harry got inside and stood beside Eggsy.

"Apologies, he reacted not how I anticipated he would. Now, what do you see?"

Harry asked Eggsy as they were both looking in the three mirrors infront of them.

"Because I see, a man who is loyal, who can do as he is asked, and wants to do something good with his life."

Eggsy looked intently at the mirror.

"You ready?"

"What have I got to lose?"

Harry placed his palm on the mirror, a few moments later the floor began to descend into a subway. They got into the pod and travelled to the kingsman HQ.

As they arrived Harry told him everything he needed to know and brought him to the dorm with the other candidates. A few moments later Harry was joined by a bald man and the man earlier.

"Alright you lot, listen here and listen close, what I am about to say is vital. Your recuitment into kingsman is to take up to 3 months, more or less depeninding on how well all of you do."

The man from earlier spoke, and looked at Eggsy.

"I am Excalibur, and the bald scotsman beside me is Merlin, and this tall as shit fellow here is Galahad."

Excalibur said as he pointed to them respectively.

"I do not appreciate being called that, Excalibur."

"I just described you, what you want from me?"

Merlin just sighed as Excalibur crossed his arms in sort of a pissed off kid kind of way.

"Your test is already underway, the moment you stepped into this place the test has started. Now get some rest, and goodluck."

The three of them left after saying their farewells.

–—–

"When are you going to make them swim?"

Excalibur asked Merlin as he stood beside him.

"In a bit."

Merlin pressed the button, making the doorm fill up with water, Eggsy was the first to wake up. Noticing the water, the others were not far behind.

"Loo snorkels, loo snorkels."

Charlie said as he pointed towards the toilets.

"Showers heads."

Roxy followed behind, Eggsy was confused looking around as he looked at the door. After the room was full of water, he swam towards the door and tried to open it, unfortunately it was locked. He looked towards the mirror and began to swim towards it, as he got to the mirror he repeatedly punched it until it broke.

"That was fast."

Excalibur said as he looked towards the candidates on the floor.

"Good job, Charlie for quick thinking, as well as Roxy. However, all of you failed, you forgot the most important thing, teamwork, look inside."

Merlin said as the candidates now looked inside the dorm again, finding the lifeless body of a girl named Amelia.

"Still commendable, get some rest, we will continue tomorrow."

Excalibur said as he smirked at them, Eggsy looked quite pissed off.

"Are you trying to kill us?"

He asked angrily as he looked at Excalibur.

"Our job is to narrow down the candidates to one, Arthur never said how."

"For an old man you sure are fuckwd in the head."

"I am not old, I am just 3 years younger than Harry, I am Y/n, by the way."

Y/n reached out his hand for Eggsy.

"Proper sadist you are."

Eggsy shook his hand as he followed where the others went.

"If you see Harry, tell him I am looking for him, he knows where."

Y/n said before Eggsy was out of sight.

As Eggsy was walking to his dorm, he stumbled upon a tired Harry sat against the wall as he turned the corner. He looked to be asleep but with a cut on his head and he is sweating profusely.

"Harry!"

Eggsy ran towards him.

"You good, mate?"

Eggsy shook his shoulder as Harry slowly opened his eyes.

"Just got into an accident, no need to fret."

Harry said with a tired face as he closed his eyes again.

"You sure? Well, Y/n is looking for you."

"thank you, Eggsy."

Harry nodded at Eggsy as he began to stand up, although struggling, he managed to be on his feet. He began to walk but he was stumbling and seemed to be in pain.

"You sure, you good? You don't seem proper, Harry."

Eggsy walked beside Harry as he put one of Harry's arms around his shoulder.

"I am feeling quite tired, my apologies, but I may need some assistance if you don't mind that is?"

Harry looked at Eggsy.

"You are tall, never realized just how tall until now."

Eggsy joke, trying to lighten the mood as he went with Harry.

"I am indeed tall, tallest in this place not to boast."

Harry chuckled.

"where are we going?"

"Just to Y/n' office."

"Where?"

"Right, I forgot, just on the second floor and last door on the right."

Eggsy hummed in acknowledgement.

"If you don't mind me asking, why are you lot named after the knights of the round table? Guess it fits the name, dunnit?"

"We are named based on our capabilities."

"And why is Y/n named excalibur?"

"Because he is the best of us, he is quite literally, Arthur's weapon. When Arthur deems it necessary, Excaliber will be there to slay the foe. He is a cold blooded killer, he does not show remorse, he has his own justice. He is the one Arthur sends when his Knights are in trouble, Excalibur has never failed a mission yet, and Arthur trusts him with his life."

They reached the door to Y/n's office after Harry explained.

"Well, here we are, would love to know more about the others. But Your duty calls, and sleep is pulling me down, Night."

Eggsy gave a two fingered salute to Harry before making his leave, leaving Harry infront of the door. He knocked six times in a pattern, alerting Y/n of who is at the door.

"Come in."

The voice from inside said, just as Harry opened the door to the office, he collapsed. Y/n immediately ran to Harry and shook his shoulder while gently tapping his cheek.

"Harry? You good, Love? Come on."

Y/n aid as he was getting emotional, his voice wavering a bit. Harry woke up after a few moments, later.

"I'm alright, nothing to worry about."

Harry said as he forced himself to stand, Y/n noticed and helped him, holding his hips so he doesn't fall.

"Why don't you lay down, hm?"

Y/n offered as he looked at Harry with distress.

"If it calms you down."

Harry laid down on the couch in the office.

"What did you call me for, my dear?"

"I just missed you."

Y/n said shyly as he looked everywhere but at Harry.

"Needy little thing, aren't you?"

Harry chuckled as he motion for Y/n to join him in the couch.

"Was the mission hard?"

Y/n asked as he snuggled into Harry, his small frame fitting perfectly with his head on Harry's chest with Harry's hand playing with his hair.

"Smooth."

"Then why are you injured?"

"I fell down a flight of stairs."

"Don't lie."

"I jumped off a plane."

"Come on, Harry, why so secretive?"

"Whatever do you mean, my love? I am telling you nothing but what happened as best as I remember it."

"You're so annoying sometimes, I wonder why I even married you in the first place."

"Because you fell for me 27 years ago, why? Do you regret it?"

Harry said as their bodies relaxed, the playful banter becoming softer and quieter.

"Very much, I would rather have been with someone else if I knew you would be this annoying, posh twat."

"That is not a gentleman thing to say to someone."

"Look at my eyes and tell me whether I care or not."

Y/n raised his head hid chin now resting on Harry's chest.

"I love you."

Harry said as the hand on Y/n's hair now rested on his cheek as he caressed it carefully and lovingly.

"You cheeky, bugger, I love you too."

They leaned in for a kiss, not rough nor was it delicate, just the perfect kiss to fit the moment and to slightly calm the fire of their love just for a moment of respite between them. They fell asleep in each other's arms, not wanting to let go, Y/n face buried in Harry's neck and his face in Y/n' hair. Just the way they like it, close and feeling the love they hold for one another.

[k1tty-st4rz]

Hiii!! Do you have any headcanons for Roxie or Matthew Patel in terms of Agere?? I think they’re super underrated and would love to hear your thoughts!!

i have a teensy bit :3 sidenote i haven't slept in 2 days uwu

Roxie Richter & Matthew Patel Agere Headcanons

ROXIE

regresses to 3-5 maybe

she doesn’t have a cg :[ but the league help take care of her, esp Todd (they are mlm & wlw solidarity)

she LOVESSS bunnies ^_^ she has a pale pink fluffy bunny stuffie names Bun-Bun

no swords around her >:[ she hates that rule even tho she was the one who put it in place

is a very hyper baby!!  she has to be doing something or she’ll whine and fuss

very giggly!! <3

also really likes Squishmallows :3 she likes the smaller ones more than the big ones

^ really likes Cameron the cat and Blake the bunny

plays with ninja action figures

would think she’s being too rowdy so she goes up to Todd, Lucas or whoever’s taking care of her and ask if she’s burdening them or annoying them :[

i think she would like the 2003 Strawberry Shortcake series

MATTHEW

regresses to 2-6

his hipster demon chicks are his caregivers!! :D

little Mattie can’t control his fire powers very well which has unfortunately cause burnt holes in clothing

he likes watching The Dragon Prince and Bollywood movies (if they can find an appropriate one ofc) if he’s more older 

Matthew speaks Hindi!!  i personally think since the demon chicks are kinda connected to his mind, so can they :3 they speak Hindi when Matthew’s small (3-4) n they call him pyaar & priy <33333

He mostly wears black sweatpants, baggy tees and his jacket (ts a comfort item :])

Likes TMNT and Scooby Doo

he babbles!! :3 mostly just when he’s two he goin’ ‘babababa’ and the hipster demon chicks find it SOOOO CUTE <3333

A/N did y'all know i can speak Hindi :0

[tawneybee]

(BIG SPOILERS FOR RUIN DLC. IT'S OUT NOW GO WATCH/PLAY IT)

Anyway I'm gonna thought-dump about my thoughts and speculation the dlc gave me with various confusing details.

- The sword sticking out of the princess quest game. That implies Cassidy was released and is out there somewhere.

- The continuous mentioning of Cassie's father. When Cassie comments on him having a fazwrench, the Bonnie lunch box being labeled as her dad's favorite, the Chica lunch box being labeled as something her dad is collecting. This mostly has my interest because, how do Cassidy and Gregory know each other? Everyone presumed it's cause they're from the same orphan home since Greg is homeless, but this disproves that.

- Also Cassie's dad having a fazwrench and Bonnie being his favorite is an Elizabeth parallel for Cassie.

- The continuous split parallels with Cassie towards Charlie, Cassidy, AND Vanessa. And a little bit of Elizabeth too. Who is she? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?! This only just made me realize how Vanessa parallels both Elizabeth and Cassidy (Princess Quest and the mask)

- Roxy is hunting Gregory, and Gregory only. She's nice to Cassie. This implies the same with the others. Gregory is their focus. They want to kill him. Why?

- THE WHOLE FUCKING BETRAYAL AT THE END, but especially the quote "we can't have it tracking us". If Greg was referring to him and Cassie, he wouldn't have dropped her. That means he's referring to someone else with him.

- Freddy?? Where's your head man. Why you evil now. What's with the stomach mouth paralleling Nightmare Fredbear. You were the only good dad of the franchise why you do that : (

- But also doesn't that mean the Princess Quest ending is the canon one? Since Freddy doesn't have his head.

- I seriously doubt that's all we're seeing of Eclipse. He's such a cool character give me more than 7 second screentime.

- The Vanny mask. Everything about the Vanny mask. I don't even have the time OR mental capacity to go over that. How? Why? Where? When? What???

- The Fredbear ending. What does it mean? Is it an illusion? Cassie just runs towards a cardboard cutout and supposedly reaches the "good ending." And Vanessa being in the background. Does that mean Cassie also knows Vanessa? Weird. But also lets keep in note how Van is in that ending but Freddy's head isn't.

- sssc. Sccoopp?? Scoping???? Sceep ending??!?@?$? Dnenfnrnnenfndn. Whyyywh?!?!??!? WHAT

- I feel like deactivating the haunted wet floor bots has to lead to an ending. The children voices, the fact they exist at all. Feels too important.

- Roxy still lived after the deactivation?? What does that mean? Did it not work? That has to mean something.

- If Mimic Greg is against the weird bunny guy in the Vanny mask, does that mean bunny guy could be an ally?

- Candy Cadet story.

I'll update this as more thoughts come to me. Tell me yours.

[dawnbreakersgaze]

Been following along with Budding Romance (🌟 star anon from before) and I just thought of "I won't let you take her away from me Jeremiah" possessive Xavier turning into, wait no "I won't let her take YOU away from ME"

First off 🌟 Nonnie, I love you and your brain. It's beautiful. I smooch you both 💋💋 (and your other ask is in my drafts bc im writing stuff for it!)

GASP! I almost forgot my obligatory @skynapple tag bc she deserves to know how much her fic has changed the brain chemistry of our side of the fandom lol.

SECONDLY- Xavier realizing he's about to lose Jeremiah, who's been with him through what is likely hands down some of the worst moments in his life? I can definitely see that causing some panic.

Roxie and I talked here about Xavier being very resistant to change and how, while he might not realize his dependency on Jeremiah on a conscious level, subconsciously, that's the one person who's been a constant in his life since they left Philos. Even if it's something you hate, humans still NEED consistency to be happy and healthy (both mentally and physically). You might hate getting up at 7am every day, or going to work, but living a life of pure chaos (or existing in pure apathy) just doesn't foster growth and recovery.

So once he realizes that MC might drive a wedge between him and his ONLY support pillar? The singular source of consistency in his life since they arrived on earth? The one person he's been able to count on for any normal conversation where he didn't have to pretend he was someone/something he's not? That would be terrifying. That would be devastating.

Xavier KNOWS Mc will reincarnate. Xavier knows she'll be back. He's lost her at least twice before, likely thrice, maybe more. That is a pain he's dealt with and learned to come to terms with. He's got a spot on his shelf for that pain and grief and processing.

He's never lost Jeremiah. Of all the Backtrackers that have left their cause, died, or outright betrayed him, we as the players know that Jeremiah has remained at his side the entire time, and that definitely means that Xavier is more than aware of it.

The saddest part is that I don't think he'll even realize all of this at first, and I definitely don't think it's his conscious brain either. This is something that likely comes to him in a dream, where he wakes up in a cold sweat with his heart racing as he flies out of bed, light sword drawn in his hand before he's even realized what he's done. Something that rattles him so deeply that it takes him a solid minute just to settle, to sit at the edge of his bed and calm his breathing with his head in his hands as he grapples with the discomfort of realizing just how attached he is to the both of them, but to Jeremiah specifically.

He is damaged and broken and unhinged. But so are shooting stars and comets.

[davekat-sucks]



Here is a summary of what I believe the ending of Homestuck 2 will be. Feel free to correct any part of what I say here. Please note that I am unsure of what the Homestuck's teams plans are for the story or what direction they are even trying to go in. I am not focused on that, only what makes sense for the story with what is already written. I'm adding in what I assume they are working off of from the original story as well. To start, Dirk is doing this so as to create the original universe. The one that came right before the Beforus's troll's. Moving on. Rose was already somewhat in tuned with fortune telling. Early within the story, Dave reads something Rose had written, Complacency of the Learned. Within it Rose writes of twelve selected children surprisingly turning. In the end; The four beta kids, four alpha kids, Karkat, Kanaya and Terezi make it to the end, along with Calliope. This makes twelve characters. (Ignore Jane's dad, he is not a child.)

Within Act 6, Complacency of the Learned is referenced again. Calmasis, a character who is referred to with both she and he pronouns, plays the role of the antagonist. This is clearly Ultimate Calliope. Calliope also hosts Lord English's soul inside of her body now that she has consumed him. This is where the androgyny comes in.

Within Complacency of the Learned Roxy's mother wrote all twelve characters are killed, all but Zazzerpan. I think this is going to be referenced within Homestuck 2 as a prophecy for events to come. Everyone in meat will be killed before Dirk.

Calliope had consumed Lord English, took in his soul. Part of LE's make up was Auto-Responder. A part of Dirk's soul. I'm certain she will have to die in order to kill off Dirk. (Think Voldemort here.)

I am certain Jake will have to die in order to kill of Dirk as well, seeing that Brain Ghost Dirk even referred to himself as a splinter who is in tuned to Dirk. Not unless Jake can get rid of this manifestation he's created. It is likely everyone in Candy will die during these events, unsure about the Omega kids. (Davebot might also be an exception.) Ultimate Dirk will, in the end, be killed by Dave. By the same sword that is capable of harming Lord English, Caledfwlch. Ultimate Dirk is gladly going to allow himself to die by his hand. (Who is to say that Dave will be willing to kill him...) DIRK: I’d never kill Dave, no matter what I felt the stakes were. I’d never hurt him either Now, here is a really fun part! In Meat, all the characters will have robot bodies. Terezi will as well, once she dies on her quest bed. I suspect there will be a blood and mind player so that Karkat and Terezi will be able to do this. Space and Time are a given, Kanaya will have a quest bed as well. Everyone will become immortal. Wonderful. Yippie. Yay.

A way that things may have a happy(?) ending is that all of the character's robot bodies will be destroyed and their consciousness might go back into their original bodies. If this did happen, they would likely be horrified with the events of Meat and being used as puppets. Jake might still have to die because of what I said earlier about brain ghost Dirk. They will all be their ultimate selves as well, all be awoken. They will know the events of candy too, maybe still love their children. That or they will still die, maybe because they are now guardians to children, who knows? Homestuck's team should take the chance to make the ending at least somewhat happy. Here's where I go off the rails: Dirk refers to himself as God. (As seen in this line the literal hand of God) In the context of this story, I assume he plays that role. Not just as someone taking over the narration, but as someone with full control over everyone that exists. The race(s) he is creating contains his DNA. His Heart powers can likely extend to everyone, since they all stem from him. (This likely excludes Void players. Seeing that Scratch could not see what was happening around Equius.) This is a guess, a shot in the dark, I think when Dirk was decapitated by Dave during Collide, this is when he woke up. It makes sense, fully dying would show him the nature of reality and that his soul is everywhere, even in death. So... what happens after he creates that full loop that I mentioned. What do they do after? Does Dirk just die and that's it? Is their more? Yep. Ultimate Dirk is likely the one who placed the code for Sburb on the moon for Meenah to find. Dirk is the one who corrupted Damara. He likely went to her directly. I don't see Scratch or English or anyone else going to talk to her, though perhaps there is a way they could have been in that universe. I just assume that Damara likely sold her soul directly to him and then she would be enslaved by Lord English to fulfill her role. Dirk probably ensured more events would take place. His role is to keep everything on track. If he fails, which he will not, everyone would not exist. I have so much insane shit to say, guys!!! I have more! MORE! To say! I could make a full length YouTube video myself on this crap. I also have a much more insane theory, probably the craziest one... probably the most accurate one too. I don't know if I wanna go into depth with it. But I'll just say the gist of it and it will make me look bad, uh... worse? Dirk desperately wants to shape Dave into a hero. Dirk wants to be the villain to Dave's story to make sure that happens. He wants Dave to decapitate him. Rose throughout the story references Freud so I don't think it's a shock that Dave's sword represents a penis (It breaks all the time too, oh my god). Dirk being decapitated by Dave is wild literal symbolism!

Here is what I assume Dirk's actual story is: Dirk fell in love with his guardian, who he did not personally know. He was detached from him. He idolized him. He wanted to shape Dave into what he thought Alpha Dave was. Later, when Dirk fully awoken to his ultimate self Dirk feels guilt over how he treated Dave when he was bro, and wants to die by his hand- but also wants to make it as homoerotic as possible. Oh nooo! He's in love with him! hehehe! I honestly think this story is running with this. That's why the homestuck fandom being upset about stridercest shippers is so funny to me. The stridercest fans might just be the ones with strong intuition or reading comprehension. When I realized this, it's what eventually lead me into shipping DirkDave. I didn't before but now it is too funny not to. I just don't really think Dave is into it. And I'm not going to go off again about Dave being sexually abused by Dirk openly already. It's so obvious and out in the open. It's like... is that even subtext? Dave's family member is cheerleading while Dave is about to animalstically fuck a guy, when Dirk's soul extends to engulf everything... Dirk can probably fell that. I assume Dirk can, even if he can't. Why be so eager to oversee your son fucking a guy? How is that not incestuous? I wrote a simpler version of what I am saying so it's easier for me to think this through, you all might find this too long didn't read version helpful. - During Act 7, the 12 survivors create a new universe to inhabit - During the Meat part of the epilogue, Dirk awakens Rose, kills John, forces Terezi to join him with the promise that John will be revived. - During Homestuck 2, Dirk begins the process of creating a new race and tasks Rose with making one herself. They use their Dna to do this. - Dirk's Dna is within these new people. - This universe is the first to ever exist, leading into the creation of Beforus' universe. - Dirk can look into every soul because he is a part of it. - Dirk is likely planning to have Kanaya, Karkat and Terezi die on their questbeds so they may become immortal before he places their souls inside of robots. - Perhaps because the Meat's cast's souls are hosted within robots, they will not actually die when their robot bodies are destroyed, but they will instead go back into their actual bodies.

Holy shit, this is all amazing! It would be cool if it actually leads down to this. And yeah, you could probably make a YouTube vid about this. Even make these posts on your blog itself and I'd definitely give it a share. I don't mind you sending me these kind of asks or posts. It's actually interesting to hear your thoughts about the series, the fandom, and the current project going on here.

[classpectpokerap]

Give meq tgat fefat <> roxy stuffff please

alright bear with me for a second i gotta paint a word picture

imagine youre roxy lalonde, right.

you just entered the game. youve got a bottle of momslime. your modus was literally built to hold ectobiologized goo. youve been feeling the weight of destiny on your shoulders -- YOU ARE GOING TO MEET HER. she might be dead but you are going to meet her.

and you get to your sprite,

and theres just

a fucking

CLOWN

and two corpses that he throws into the kernel.

(the first homestuck fic i ever read, Conference Call, has a version of the erisolsprite prototyping. they fought gamzee and got their fuckin asses kicked. its great.)

and then youre left with just. Some Alien Bitch. and its like the universe is teasing you, because she's partially the DIRECT DESCENDANT of the fishwitch what killed your mom, and also a cat???? you are so sick to death of cats. you have been up to your fucking ass in cats. its just too much

and then she just. talks to you

and you slowly start to listen

you hear about her lives on alternia. what it was like being a princess, what it was like being the pauper. how they weren't even really friends, before -- they ran in different circles.

but they're one person, now. one person dedicated to *helping you.*

we never find out how roxy quit drinking, or who helped her through it

(it was fefeta)

and fefeta *loves* you. she listens to you talk about boys. you talk about your mom. fefeta never really spoke to her... but her nepeta half *knows what happened to your kitty frigglish* after he died. and frigglish said that your mom was okay.

that everything was going to be okay

and it's just. jane had her shit. jake was up in his shit. dirk had fucked off with his shit. and roxy really only had fefeta!!!!!!!!

and i think they were moirails and i think they loved each other so much. frankly. tbf.

roxy is a trans woman, fefeta is newly plural. they have a lot in common. tbqh. its like. its very beautiful. in my eyes. in my vision.

and then

she dies

and this is like. this is a really big fucking deal honestly?

fefeta's death is like. a huge thing. its one of the only things she tells john about when summarizing the entirety of her session.

and this isnt something she magically gets back in the post-retcon timeline, either

like... when fefeta dies, there isnt a post-retcon fefeta. (we'll GET TO YOU JASPROSE.) it's just roxy who remembers fefeta's existence at all -- her friends dont have any connection to her. *nobody alive in all of reality* remembers her.

fefeta isnt just dead, dude, shes Fucking GONE. shes the goner ever. shes fuckin erased.

but honestly

on a level? good for her.

we've seen what being in homestuck does to people. it warps them, reshapes them. (see the new hsbc upd8 for some cool imagery about it.) fefetasprite was never a real part of the story. she got away with being silent -- her words are hidden from us. she was never in LE's clutches.

and why would LE even want to clutch her

she's the sword that's going to kill him, after all

:3

i call fefetasprite the "cat fish witch" for a very important reason. a) its cute BUT B). if you look at caledfwlch, dave's sword, and just sorta. squint at the word. it looks like cat fish witch. that's fefeta. she Iss the cat fish witch.

so what does her death mean?

well it's not like dave used an UNBROKEN sword to fight LE.

feferi is the part of the sword still left in the stone. the part we forgot and left behind.

which leaves Nepeta, the other half of this broken sword, of the Cat Fish Witch

to kill the shit out of Lord English. B33

the sword was always going to kill him!!!!!!!! fefetasprite was the sword!!!!!!!!!!! NEPETA WAS ALWAYS FATED TO DEFEAT LORD ENGLISH!!!! AM I CLINICALLY INSANE? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway. all this to say.

i wrote a fic about this.

check out the second work in the series for roxy processing the emotions that none of her post-retcon friends remember her moirail. it's some good stuff i think!!!!!!! also hal is there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway jasprose is just roxy's initial dream of reviving her mom in her kernelsprite brought to life through the most roundabout and indirect and stupid way possible. send POST

[battersweet]

BBU oc Info!!!

(i'm sorry it's rlly blurry and unfinished)

- Her name is Roxxanne, Roxi for short (or Foxy if you want to be get choked

- She's an chihauha, 1.63-1.65 cm

- She's genderqueer, Lesbian and DemiAroace!

- They go by She/They/Xyr

- She's 17 years old

- Xyr works as Percy's apprentice(hope i spelled that right) at his blacksmith

- Xyir's friends are Billie, Percy, Scrimshaw, Marmalade and Fresca!

- She has high-medium magic potention, she can get magic meltdown sometimes

- She's devious, cunning, reckless, fun-loving, violent but has common sense

- She's Australian

- Their family is neglective, like- they do buy them clothes- basic needs and crap, but othervise they don't even would bother talking to them, not to mention their father

- They have attachment and parental issues, also they can't express their emotion great and freely

- Sees Scrim and Percy as xyr brothers, especially Percy is emotionally supportive and protective of xyr (pls don't get that way i'm not a ped-o diddler)

- They doesn't accepts pyhsical touch, only if she asks for it

- They hade heds and chronic leg pain, they sometimes have to be in a wheelchair

- Scrimshaw teached them how to do their eye makeup

- They often teases Percy about his crush on Scrimshaw but othervise they actually really wants it to happen and very supportive about it

- She's a great artist, likes to draw concept arts and new weaponry ideas for Percy!

- Xyir's an outcast

- She's an sibling figure to Billie because they're both outcast, can't control their magic and Roxanne doesn't wants the same things happen to them

- They almost never talks about their family, but Percy knews about their parents cause he's the closest person to them

- Their favorite food is taco's

- They likes watching gravity falls

- Xyir's an okay cook

- they don't like peaches

- They are best friends with Banyu, they loves to do most unhinged and dumbass shits with him ( @whosralf's oc!)

- They have social anxiety, they are confident and social with their friends etc but they're straight up refusing socializing and going to/talking in public or an stranger, Banyu talks for them when they need, i think we can call them selectively mute

- skilled at using daggers and swords, Elyass (my other oc) teached her

- like i said they don't like touching if they're not the one who asked for it, so their hug animation is simply shaking their hand politely as a refuse to the offer(like Fanto but expect fanto straight up pushes Billie away with strings lmfao)

[calissarowan]

Losing Grip

Hello! I got too tired to work on one of my fics in progress, but I got a creativity hit for something new. So, here’s a depressing and emotionally-intense fanfic about Gantlos getting the news about Duman’s death. Please leave a comment if you like it!

 I know the plan. I know what I’m doing. I know that I just let the man I love more than anything go with a group of the people I have actively been trying to destroy. Fair enough, they’ve been trying to destroy me too. It’s been fairly mutual. I don’t think that makes us friends though.

 I don’t normally think this much, but it’s as though my brain is keeping up a steady stream of chatter as if it’s a sort of surrogate Duman, keeping me distracted from my constant, desperate instinct to turn and run to the Specialists’ loft, scoop Duman up into my arms and snarl at them all to get away from him. 

 As it stands, I am unable to do what I so desperately want to, as I’m currently standing next to Ogron and Anagan, watching the Abyss whip winds across Tir Na N’og, dragging every Earth fairy towards its dark embrace. I should probably feel some sense of satisfaction, but I just need it to be over. Need to get to Duman. The Specialists can’t know we’ve betrayed them, but they’ll find out. And Duman has to be back in my arms before they do.

 I follow Ogron as we move to where Roxy and Morgana are clinging to the throne for dear life; the little fairy is stronger than I think we all thought she was. It’s a shame she had to be dragged into this, but I can’t change that.

 ‘The last fairy on Earth,’ Ogron drawls, his voice smug with satisfaction at what looks like a sure victory. ‘We still have a bone to pick with each other, don’t we, Roxy?’ Roxy looks like she’d like to forgo magic and spellcraft and just punch Ogron in the face.

 ‘You lying snake!’ she spits furiously. ‘All of you! I swear, when this is over, Morgana’s gonna have to put me on trial for what I’m gonna do to you!’ She gets to her feet, her hair whipping in the winds meant to destroy her, the White Circle gleaming on her finger. We all unconsciously back up, wary, as, even with the power of the Abyss, that Circle can hurt us. 

 ‘So many battles lost,’ Ogron snarls as Roxy watches him warily. ‘But we’ll just see who wins the war!’ He unleashes a flood of dark energy at her, but before she even has to think about countering, the magic is blocked by an ethereal blue sword.

 ‘The side of light will always emerge victorious!’ Sky snaps, lowering his sword. ‘Surrender now, and maybe we’ll just add this to the list of crimes you’re being tried for!’

 ‘Leave now, and maybe you won’t face the Abyss!’ Ogron snarls in response. Meanwhile, I’m barely listening to the discourse. The Specialists are here. Nabu is here. My blood runs cold. Where’s Duman? I want to scream the question at them, but, to my horror, Nabu answers it before I even speak.

 ‘It’s over, wizards. Duman is dead. Your plan is doomed. Surrender.’ Dead. The word hits me like a meteor. Dead. My brain struggles to understand it. I don’t want to understand it. 

 ‘No…’ I whisper, my body going rigid, my voice cracking. ‘No…’ Ogron and Anagan are frozen in silent horror, staring at Nabu, trying to process his revelation. Duman is…dead. I feel the knowledge tear at my heart, tugging at it, digging in sharp, jagged claws, ripping it to pieces. 

 Finally, it truly clicks. All the air leaves my lungs in a huge, devastated rush.

 ‘No!’ I scream furiously. The Specialists’ eyes widen at my outburst, and they ready their weapons for a fight. But I’m not going to fight them. I can’t.

 My breath comes in ragged gasps as I feel fury, grief and heartache wash over me. As I realise that I’m never going to see Duman again. Never tell him how much I love him. Never kiss him. That he’s never going to smile at me again. 

 ‘Gantlos…’ I hear Anagan cautiously approach me, but I shake my head slightly. I just lost Duman. I can’t lose him. I could fight this. I could try, at least. But I’ve never been in this much emotional pain. It’s washing over me in waves, and with each new wave, I feel the destructive vibrations of my magic ripple across my skin. Each breath in and out makes them stronger, until the earth around me begins to tremble.

 I’ve never been good at keeping my magic under control. I can keep its full potential suppressed, but I’m the Wizard of Destruction. My magic’s very nature is to destroy. And every painful emotion swirling around me in a maelstrom of mental agony is feeding that power, and it’s growing, coming to the surface like a living, breathing entity, seeking destruction. And right now, now that I’ve lost the one thing that meant more to me than anything? I’m more than willing to be its vessel.

 I fall to my knees with a scream of primal fury and anguish, unleashing devastating seismic waves that rip everything from the ground for half a mile. I can hear screaming, some of it mine, some of it from others, but I don’t care to distinguish the two.

 There’s a deafening crack, and I know I’ve done some damage to the castle, all the way across the plain. I scream again, part of me wanting to reduce everything to rubble as tears stream down my cheeks, dark and tainted with black magic.

 People are shouting, trying to determine what’s happening. People are yelling at me to stop, fairies are firing blasts of magic, but the storm of hurt around me just deflects whatever attempts are made to break through.

 ‘Gantlos, you have to stop this!’ I can hear Ogron’s voice, but I don’t understand his words. I don’t want to. I want this. Want to tear the world apart until it hurts as much as I do. The power coursing through me hurts; it feels like it’s going to rip me to pieces. Let it. I can’t keep control, and I don’t want to. This island can crumble. I don’t care.

[jtficprompt]

A Young Outlaw's Guide to Hitching a Ride Home

Prompts for a series of fics I'll likely not get around to ever writing.

Feel free to adopt and adapt, using as little or as much as you like.

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Wonder Woman; Tim Drake; Ferdinand the Kithotaur (title ideas: "Tell an Adult" "Doing what needs to be done")

Batman is on a plane somewhere over the Atlantic. A slow civilian plane, that definitely isn't big enough to fit the BatPlane in the hold.

Which isn't kind of plane Batman takes when he knows Robin is being hunted by the Joker.

Superman looked half dead in the news footage. He was barely walking by the time parasite was arrested.

The Titans seem to be off world. Tim has no idea how to contact the Flash.

That means Wonder Woman. Which means Tim need to get to the Themiscarian Embassy in DC as fast as possible.

(Also featuring: Cooking lessons and discrete child neglect assessment questions with Ferdinand the Kithotaur.)

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Roy Harper (title ideas: "Friends in Low Places" "The Corn Pollen Path" "First Step")

You don't stop shooting up because heroin stops feeling like heroin. You stop shooting up because you find something more important than the next score.

Roy Harper finds that in a seedy bar in eastern Kasnia, when he hears two thugs he recognizes as Joker henchmen talking about "the boss" going bird hunting in Ethopia.

He may be an addict. He may be a has-been. But he was a Titan, and he will be damned if he scrounges for his next score while another Titan falls into that clown's trap.

Even if it kills him. (He tries not to hope too hard that it does).

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Veronica Vreeland; Roxy Rocket (title ideas: "Ronnie & Roxy's Rescue Service" "I'm the Cool Aunt")

"Roxie! Darling! I need a ride! I have to get to Ethopia so I can kill Harley's ex."

Roxie knew Veroinca Vreeland was crazy. She regularly encouraged Harley to kidnap her "for brunch." She dated the Penguin. Voluntarily. Before today, she just didn't know that "crazy" extended to HALO jumps from a rocket plane on a mission to kill the Joker. … Maybe Ozzie has good taste after all.

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Jordan Hill; Barbara Gordon (title ideas: "Someone who's been there before")

"I'm not an idiot, Babs. I've known you and every single member of the Wayne family since we were kids. We don't have time for this. I don't care what you all get up to at night: Jeckko is hunting Jason, and I'll be damned if I let that asshole hurt another kid."

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Garth of Shayaris (title ideas: "Tagging in" "The-Batman's-an-Asshole-Phone-Tree")

"You're telling me that Vic has a program running that goes through the entire internet to sort out if I'm doing 'something weird'."

"I mean, it used to track Dickie-bird. But yeah."

"Because if Dick was doing something weird, it means B was an asshole."

"Obviously. He's still an asshole, right?"

"Yes. And there is a phone tree for this. For when B is an asshole."

"Yes."

"Aren't you supposed to be King of Atlantis right now? Seems like you should have shit to do. Besides following my ass to Ethopia."

"Acting King. And if Arthur can be an asshole and dump all his work on me without asking, I can definitely take a personal day."

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Ra's Al Ghul (title ideas: "Ra's Al Ghul is many things")

"Sir, he has the boy."

"Where is the Detective?"

"He's on his way. But, sir, he won't make it there in time."

"I should never have allied myself with that madman."

Ra's paused and gazed out the window. Talia wondered how may people besides her would recognize regret in her father's face.

"Then I must go in the Detective's stead. Have the hangars ready our fastest plane, then fetch my armor and swords." Her father did not turn from the window as Ubu rushed out to see to his orders. He simply stared out the window until he spoke again.

"Talia. Prepare the pit while I am gone. His father will not thank me for it, but if my folly comes to its worst end I will not deprive my grandson of his brother."

[rhapsodyred-writes]

The sounds drifting from Sykes' music room weren't out of the ordinary. It was the usual piano playing - some old piece that Roxy wouldn't know the name of, but that didn't mean she didn't recognize it. It was one of Sykes's favourite pieces, she knew at least that much.

She opened the door slowly with Jamie on her tail, and they both made as little noise as possible entering the music room.

"You know," Sykes said from behind his piano, his teal gaze unnervingly fixed on the intruders into his music room as his fingers continued to dance effortlessly over the keys. "I don't need to hear you to know you're here."

"Man you're that good huh? You can just play without looking at your hands?" Jamie piped up, peeking around Roxy.

"Of course I can," Sykes responded with something of a smug grin. "I've played this song so many times I know it by heart." But just as he said that, his pinky finger hit the wrong key, and he chuckled good-naturedly as he stopped playing.

"That's not like you," Roxy pointed out in a softly teasing tone. "Have you been taking hubris lessons from Salem or something?"

"You might not be far off the mark, actually," Sykes said, standing from behind his piano. "He just left from here."

"What do you mean he was just here?!"

"Do you know where he went?"

"Calm down, please." As amused as Sykes seemed to have both Roxy and Jamie react that way, his expression soon turned serious, and he removed the half-moon glasses he was wearing to place them on the piano. "Yes, he was just here, but he stayed only long enough to compliment my playing. And no, I don't know where he went."

"Did you at least see which way he went down the hall?" Jamie asked.

Sykes chuckled again. "Come on. You've known Salem long enough to know that he only uses doors for dramatic effect."

"So he portaled out," Roxy groaned, running a hand down her face.

"Which means you're back to no leads, huh?" Jamie asked, shrugging in a casual way that made Roxy glad he was moving out of her reach. He moved all the way to the seldom-used armchairs in the far corner from most of Sykes's instruments and made himself comfortable.

"So, does that mean you're out?" She asked, watching as he swung his legs up and over the armrest and pulled out his phone.

"Yup, I think I've helped enough."

"You..." It was an effort to keep her voice calm. "You barely helped at all."

Jamie nodded. "Then I should quit while I'm ahead."

Roxy breathed out a long, tired sigh and turned back to Sykes.

"Did you happen to see a jewelled sword with Salem when he was here?"

"Afraid not. He stood right on the other side of the piano, so I only saw the top...one third or so of him."

"Alright," She sighed, resisting the urge to drag a hand down her face. "I'll wander around a bit more and maybe I'll just stumble upon him."

Sykes and Jamie both waved her out of the music room.

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[strawberrynightmere]

Mom Lalonde/Beta Roxy is such a crazy character.

As a baby that fell to earth on a meteor somewhere in the late 70s / early 80s, got adopted by a billionaire of a muti-tech company, learned engineering, babysat the said billionaires childre after the passing of his wife (which led him into deep depression and isolation) while also getting a drinking problem that she was bad at hiding (mind you she tried to influence in a positive way). However, something happened in the year 1994 as she has no mementos or pictures of her technically adoptive siblings (since Hiveswap indicates that something tragic and traumatic happen for her to block it out). A year later, she casually adopts a baby that crashes down on a meteor and does her best to be a mother, but due to her alcoholism her daughter perceives her every act as a form of mockery (which she later realizes was genuine). She writes a book under some fake name and ends up being her daughter favorite author. As the Earth gets destroyed, she ends up reuniting with the dream-self version of her adopted dad on some ship flying through space and ends up going on a date with the guy she briefly met before a meteor struck the joke-shop he worked(?) at (also turns out that he kept the scarf that she forgot in good state). Sadly, they get killed during their date by an angry flying dog with a sword, who is also a fugitive.

Side note: her alpha self is transfem coded. I guess that would also count for her.

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[callmearcturus]

you’ve been doing a lot of tarot assignment stuff on the games blog w/ the p5 cast so i just HAVE to ask here for my own health: any cards for the swdktowl cast 👀

Jake is Justice, without question. The king of fair play, the enforcement of the rules, the sword that falls on those who cheat.

Rose is either the High Priestess or the Hermit. Priestess because she sits at the veil and provides knowledge, but also withholds knowledge if that is what she feels is best. The Hermit because she withdrew herself so thoroughly from normal life into the shadows cast by Abraxas that she struggles to even have normal conversations anymore.

Dirk has always felt to me like a runaway Chariot. He is nothing but momentum and movement, even the way he walks is just throttling up and down. He doesn't have a grip on his own reins though and needs direction.

Kanaya is Strength, but it's contentious. She keeps such an iron grip on herself and her own thoughts, but the lion that wants to bite her is strong.

Roxy is the Magician. She is deeply attuned to life Under the Table and is deeply knowledgeable. When she harnesses her knowledge, it is through the use of physical tools, focii. She affects material changes through application of her wisdom.

Jane is the Hierophant. She is a powerful ally to have but she is both ruled by the law of the Table and she enforces its laws. She is protective of the thing that empowers her and believes it is the right way, but that belief is also self serving.

Calliope is the Devil. All of her honey is poisoned and all of her poisons are sweet. She is unfair and takes other people's good intentions and twists them into shackles.

Dave is the Star, both because he acts like a beacon to those around him, giving them direction, but also for himself. The Star is a dim light in the darkness after everything has fallen apart. It's a sign that your story isn't over yet. It is not a promise of a happy ending but it let's you know you aren't at the end yet.

Dave is also Fortune, the pivot on which the Wheel spins. His life is entirely out of his control, and he literally is the arbiter of the ledgers.

Karkat is the Hanged Man. Obviously. Over and over again he puts himself at risk for the chance at return. His biggest flaw that he has to work on through the story is his limited view of the world. The Hanged Man willingly inverts themself and risks their life and sanity in the hopes of finding new perspective and clarity.

[cjcroen1393]

Humans | Lowblood Trolls | Midblood Trolls | Highblood Trolls | Cherubs

Happy belated 4/13 everybody!

So it’s clearly no secret that Homestuck and Pokemon are two of my favorite fandoms. This of course means I had to combine them somehow, and the best way to do that was to turn the Homestuck kids into Pokemon trainers, right?

Originally, I was gonna go the lazy route and do the Pokemon Team Planner to make up their (and the Trolls’ and Cherubs’) teams, and I’m still going to do that later, but the problem is I can’t do that until the Gen 9 dex is added to Pokemon HOME.

So instead, I just drew the Beta and Alpha Kids with what I personally think their signature Pokemon would be!

For an explanation:

John Egbert: John’s ace is Quagsire, also known as Casey! This should have obvious reasons behind it lol. He also has a Mimikyu, to represent the stuffed bunny from Con Air. I like to think John found that Mimikyu and mistook it for a ratty old Pikachu doll, only for Rose to reveal to him what it really is like a week or so later.

Rose Lalonde: Rose of course needed a Psychic-type cat and I could think of no better Pokemon to fit that description than Meowstic (Espeon could also count, but we don’t know for sure if it’s really a cat). Since the cat is obviously supposed to be Jaspers, I used the male Meowstic. He communicates with Rose telepathically sometimes, and once shared a secret with her that she never decoded until years later.

Dave Strider: Now many of you probably expected him to have Corviknight, and I’m sure he has one on his team, but I think Archeops works better as his ace, and no not just because it’s my personal favorite Pokemon. Archeops not only works for Dave’s bird motif, but it also fits with his love of preserved dead things and paleontology. He probably got it as a Plume Fossil that he added to his collection and then Jade was like “You should try getting it revived” and Dave was like “You can revive them!?!?”

Jade Harley: Jade was actually surprisingly tough to pick a Pokemon for, since there are so many dog Pokemon out there who could play Becquerel’s part. I decided on Houndstone -- it’s “the most loyal of dog Pokemon” for starters, it’s white and it has access to Phantom Force so it can teleport. Also it has no eyes. Like in canon, Bec used to belong to Jade’s Grandpa, but in this AU, I like to think Bec is the ghost of Halley, Grandpa Harley’s old dog.

Jane Crocker: Jane was trickier, as she doesn’t technically have an animal motif like the others, but I ultimately decided on Stoutland, because it both fits with her love of detectives and has an absolutely fantastic mustache! Of course Jane would like this one XD Being the most normal of the Alphas, Jane most likely got Stoutland as a gift from her Dad.

Roxy Lalonde: Roxy ran into the same problem as Jade in that there were so many cat Pokemon to choose from. Ultimately, I went with Sneasler (and yes, Sneasler is a cat) because it fits with Roxy’s Fistkind strife specibus and honestly I just like the vibes these two have together. Two sassy queens XD If you’re wondering how Roxy got a Hisuian Sneasel, I like to think she appearified her by accident and decided to keep her. Also they’re both trans. Deal with it.

Dirk Strider: Dirk got Ceruledge because it’s one of the few Pokemon that’s explicitly a swordsman, but more importantly, it also very clearly looks like Derse. I imagine that Dirk’s Bro left him a Charcadet with the appropriate armor to evolve it into a Ceruledge, and the two often spar with each other.

Jake English: Contrasting with Dirk, Jake gets an Armarouge. Whereas Dirk has a sword-wielding Pokemon resembling Derse, Jake gets a cannon-wielding Pokemon resembling Prospit! It fit so perfectly, honestly. I think that Jake would’ve found his Charcadet while exploring his island and eventually dug up some armor for it in an ancient ruin of some sort.

I would’ve done the Trolls, Cherubs and maybe even some of the Carapacians too, but this was exhausting enough to work on so maybe later. I still definitely wanna do those Team Planner things though, so I’ll try to get around to that when the site makes the right updates!

EDIT: Fixed a portion of Jane’s Stoutland that I forgot to color.

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by the way, this is something i've recently decided to make more clear: this dave is a DID system! he just. doesn't know it yet. ^_^ yay!

note i am still reading up on the disorder for personal reasons, so corrections are appreciated. list is subject to change at any given moment! these alters may not always act a way that your muses will like, as they are fairly distinct from dave.

dave (he/him/the bit) is the host, basically the detached and irony-lovin' guy we all know. as for his alters, they all mask as dave as a defense mechanism, so there's always a bit of mystery as to who's fronting with dave at any given moment. we have:

big bro—(he/it) essentially a brain ghost dirk. sometimes called sweet bro. i know man. stores his paranoia. only fronts for maintenance on hal and the security cams; knows where said cams are in the first place. all hardware knowhow is stored in the bb. is not talkative, just like dirk! doesn't like to overstay his welcome due to proximity to hal, who he also doesn't like.

sprite—(any) based on davesprite. sometimes referred to as fanta for obvious reasons. cofronts with dave the most, and is more aware of the chronic pain a lifetime of injury sustained. holds the most residual loyalty and love for bro and what he stood for. goes through the actual embalming process for his dead things hobby, and mainly tunes dave out to maintain the body.

sebby—(it) like hal! littler? hal? davebot too. holds all of dave's combat reflexes. focus entirely on winning, and has a greater reaction time for the actual hal's direction. notably meaner than dave. was only made to front when fighting or otherwise being antagonized by bro. hasn't come out in a very long while since bro died.

derek—(he/him) based on bro. short for broderek. persecutor. started out as a protective standin for bro when dave would want him around, but as training ramped up, derek held basically all the same beliefs: that it was daves own fault for letting the body get hurt, that he should be grateful for his dogshit environment, and he should rely on no one and cut everyone off who could possibly pose a threat. often tries to influence fronting alters, particularly dave, to shut out the world and practice his sword technique.

maple—(she/it) based on maplehoof. never fronts. just neighs. and i think that's neat 😀

coinflip—(he/him) based on coinflip dave (the one on the GT slab who alpha dave wouldn't kill). blame this fucker for being into game economics so much. is the one breaking pay to win servers with roxy. likes looking at tech news, stocks, et cetera. holds trauma.

hash—(he/him) based on hash modus and journal dave (from botched attempt to steal rose's meow journal back from draconian dignitary). nonverbal. this is a guy who is ALL about bars. always trying to make shit into a rap. holds trauma.

crow—(it/its) based off rambunctious crow. another animal alter, split from sprite. sorts trinket collection. will zero in on interesting rocks or litter to collect at any given moment. likes haircare. caws. a lot.

knight—(no pronouns) based off his dreamself. holds all information on his dreams. is in fact the one from whose pov dreams usually play out. sometimes divulges this information with other alters.

akwete—(they/them) relatively new. based on his hyperfixation on making a fursona and also the semi-ironic furry rp he did with both jade and nepeta. yeah. very social, very shenanigans-oriented, not the type to feel embarrassment.