#why him indeed

[k2ulhu]

hulu was doing live coverage of the election until 2:00am, at which point my power randomly went out and when I reopened the hulu app on my tv the election coverage was replaced with

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[anbaisai]

local octopus shot on sight

Bonus of said prefect:

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

[viktormaru]

remember moth zoro? i started brainstorming sanji. he is the sea that feeds the hungry and soothes the lonely (and whos fury is very intense lets be honest)

[pete-toolshed]

I told my friends about the “in bed” quote from Paul McCartney, and an hour later one of them was like, “I’m sorry— I’m not playing attention, I’m still just trying to figure out a different explanation as to why he would say that.”

[ironworked]

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That signature Tommy smile

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“Since Tommy dumped me. I’ve been on this baking kick; any time I get the urge to call him I just channel the impulse into something positive” Now whenever I feel tempted to reach out to him I just - [bake]” “I almost relapsed. I almost called Tommy, so I baked every speck of flour I had in the house and I’m still jonesing for it.”

Do you love him? Uh, do I / Um, do you care for him? Yeah, of course. / You're romantically inclined toward this person. Uh, I think that much is obvious. Do you think about him when he's not around? Are his concerns your concerns? Um, is his happiness at least as important to you as yours? Yeah. And could you see a future there? Uh, I-I could.

Why be apart when we can be together?

B❤️T

[fiendish-illos]

some Clay art i made while i was listening to a friend rant about an intricate and well-woven culture she and a comrade of ours made

i dont think the doodle had anything to do with the conversation but i was in the delirious mood to make something unhinged.

so i did.

agency is a beautiful thing

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 197

“Guys look, I got us pet rocks!” 

“That’s nice- Danny, why are the rocks moving?” 

“Ectoplasm. Obviously. They eat bad emotions, isn’t that cool?!” 

“They aren’t going to get that big though, right? I mean, we’re moving to the countryside but still.”

“I mean, they shouldn’t? Dang, maybe I should have asked Dora more questions…” 

[gabihime-jegulusseeker]

jegulus incorrect quote: James is captured by the death eaters during the war

Regulus: I should kill you or turn you over to the dark lord right now.

James: You wouldn’t! Would you?

Regulus: Give me one reason why I shouldn’t. Give me just one reason why I should let you go

James: Because… I’m cute?

Regulus:....

Barty: oh my god you are considering it!

[heyimkana]

I’ve got an adorable ask! If Jinwoo is away a lot, Fem S/O would get bored and lonely. Sure, she has the Shadow soldiers guarding her to talk and hang out with, but it’s not enough. So what does she do? She sews together a Jinwoo PLUSHIE! Now it’ll be like Jinwoo never left her side! She gets to hug it, cuddle it, kiss it, play with it, it’s so fluffy and adorable and squeezable! The harder part will be to keep it a secret from Jinwoo since it’ll be super embarrassing if he were to find out.

Spoiler alert, it doesn’t even take a day before he finds out.

JINWOO PLUSHIEEEEE AAAAAA THAT’S SO CUTE I WANT ONEEE

LMFAO WAIT what if when jinwoo comes home late, he sees her cuddling it to sleep and she won’t budge even when he tries to wake her up and she groans in her sleep when he’s about to take away the plushie and so they’re like that one meme

[buwheal]

Hello, Spamton!

How's life? Also, do you have any opinions on the Addisons? (Pink, blue, orange, and yellow)

If so, what do you think of them?

[itstimetodrew]

Build-A-Bear Wooper

[yuwuta]

i want you to know i’m literally kicking my feet and giggling anytime you do anything yuuta related

teehee this ask is old but i’m gonna use it as an opportunity to talk more about tennis player yuuta in light of spending my entire day watching the olympics 

let’s talk about yuuta girlfailure core <3 ik i wrote a drabble about you pretending to want tennis lessons to get in his pants, but allow me to offer you this: he legitimately cannot be around you, much less attempt to be your teacher if you decide you wanna dress up in a tennis skirt. the first time he sees you in one (or worse, on the little tennis dresses) he makes up some excuse about having to take a call or not feeling well, when really he’s just in the bathroom trying to get a grip (and it does not work). 

the second time you get all dressed up for lessons from him, he pawns you off to megumi. he doesn’t want to disappoint you with completely cancelling your lessons and wasting your time, so he figures his very decorated doubles partner will make for a good stand in teacher while yuuta scurries back inside and takes a very cold shower. 

and when he finally does get a hold of himself, it’s not even like he goes easy on you bye, he’s pummeling you but it’s only bc he’s so frustrated, and unfortunately for you, tennis happens to be his outlet 😭 when you finally march you way over to his side of the court and grab him by the ear and ask him what his problem is he’s literally trying to count sheep in his head to avoid saying something embarrassing or flat out moaning because wow you look kinda good when you’re mad and him and why does the pain of you pulling at him feel kind of good and he’s wondering if he just stands there long enough if you’ll slap him and, and—

“yuuta okkotsu are you whimpering?”

“no…. maybe,” he pouts, dipping his head down to rest it against your shoulder. he can feel the vibrations of your laughter as he shamefully confesses, “i didn’t know i’d have a thing for you doing this and… dressing like that but i do.” 

“yeah, join the club, loser,” you giggle when he pulls back with a scrunched expression. you smile as you press your index finger between his furrowed brows, “the only reason i have any remote interest in learning to play is because you look crazy good while you’re playing.” 

“oh, okay…. wait—really?” 

you nod earnestly and it paints the sweetest blush across yuuta’s cheeks. instinctually you reach out to pinch them, bemused by how your boyfriend has the ability to go from hitting a ball several miles per hour to being reduced to a reddening mess at the touch of your fingers.

“yes, really,” you tell him, “but i do actually want to learn, so we’re going to have to figure out a way to do this that doesn’t involve you running away, or me getting clobbered by tennis balls.” 

“yeah, okay,” he nods, breathless, and that intense look is back in his eyes when he places his hands on your hips, “but, not now. later. i don’t want to play anymore.” 

[mrmeepsmadmind]

bee's protective nature over anyone persists even as a ghost & i think he sometimes forgets or doesn't care that only star can see him (sadly no touch tho) & will start shouting & angrily try standing between people who are mad at starscream even tho he can't be seen, he just wants to try & help anyways bcs STOP IT >:(!! BE NICE !!!! cried the ghost no one can hear or see except for the poor guy getting yelled at & trying to overhear the conversation over bee's frantic rebuttals while trying to discreetly let bee know it's ok while ALSO trying not to look Insane .

continued attempt at a 4am drawn doodle comic below

i might draw detailed later but yeah i just wanted to give yall this headcanon bcs i love starbee so much... the nagging wives finally finding their true loves... another nagging wife.

' you .. do know only i can hear and see you, unfortunately, right? or are you starting to go loopy, because i don't need another insane figure haunting me. I have enough already, as you can try and fail to imagine, little bee . '

' trust me, im Well aware .. of everything you just said . .. but i just. i couldn't just Stand there and do Nothing while someone talked to you like You were Nothing . that's not the autobot way. that's not- my way . '

' . . . '

[ineffable-romantics]

You know, everyone (rightfully) assumes Crowley is thinking of Eden when he talks about falling in love under shelter together, but I think we're all overlooking another equally important moment, and even in the very same episode where they're having this conversation:

"You mean like a sudden rainstorm

forces them together beneath a canopy,

they look into

each other's eyes,

and realise they were made for each other?"