#wilson is STRESSING

[malpractisnt]

Hyperbaric House MD

okay but what if House and the ducklings got locked inside a patient's hyperbaric chamber during an inspection. House spends the entire time messing with the oxygen levels to see if it’ll affect their thinking, while Cameron tries to stay calm, Chase starts hallucinating and Foreman is silently fuming. Meanwhile, Wilson is on the other side, desperately trying to get them out. He’s frantically running around, trying to figure out how to unlock the chamber, yelling at security to hurry up, shouting through the intercom for House to do something, but House only smirks and says, “You know, Wilson, this is all your fault.”

alternatively:

House alone, gets locked inside a patient’s hyperbaric chamber during an inspection. The team is on the other side, helpless. He starts messing with the oxygen levels, trying to see if it’ll affect his own thinking, because why not, right?

Meanwhile, the team on the outside is panicking. Wilson’s yelling through the intercom, telling House to stop messing with the oxygen, but House is too busy making snarky comments about how he can’t breathe (but still somehow manages to mock Wilson). Chase is losing it, wondering if they should call the fire department, and Foreman’s just standing there, rolling his eyes, muttering about how this is the stupidest thing House has ever done.

Naturally, House would take the opportunity to drop a dark Holocaust comment as well. He'd be having the time of his life, mostly because he’s too stubborn to admit he’s actually starting to feel lightheaded. He mocks the team’s attempts to help him.

[twinkbutchblog]

House md is such a trip because House and Wilson are standing cock to cock, tip to tip, packer to packer, emotionally and physically. House's employees have a polyamorous codependent relationship while also being at each other's throats constantly. Foreman's so represssed they think he's gay, Chase is so sexually active that he can't possibly be straight, Taub and Kutner scissored, Cameron's probably gay but she has a job to do so she isn't going to think about it too hard, Thirteen is bisexual and went to jail once. Everyone has used drugs recreationally at least once. They break into everyone's home then insult the state of their home and then diagnose the patient based on a "That's so Raven" vision that House has. They shouldn't have been doctors, they would all thrive better as Waffle house employees that leap over the counter to fight customers.

[mischievous-thunder]

Jealous. Possessive. Territorial.

[heph]

Wilson is constantly in a state of mild rage (because of House) in this show 🤔

[mythtakens]

the 118 + being complete professionals

[cinnamontoastcrunchenthusiast]

Matt takes a bullet for Fisk

Bullseye’s comic accurate escape

Ben Urich referenced and BB knows and is doing more than she’s letting on

Vanessa hired Bullseye to kill Foggy (us Foggy is alive truthers have been fed)

that whole dance sequence 🥵🥵🥵

[macksartblock]

they just keep kissing huh

[whotftooktrell]

I want to keep House and Wilson in a jar like fireflies

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

This has most definitely been said before, but we were robbed of the core four quarantining on-screen together at Buck’s place. ROBBED I say

[undertheredhood]

jason todd is much like a typical dad in the sense he will share something extremely outrageous that had happened to him/he did out of nowhere and will never speak of it ever again no matter how many times he’s asked to elaborate.

[greghatecrimes]

Birthmarks (5x04) in a nutshell

[marvelliteofmadness]

so we all agree buck cashman is going to turn on fisk right

they cut to him a big number of t imes towards the end of the episode and he always looked like he was Reconsidering His Options .

i love buck please let that girl get out

[mischievous-thunder]

He's a babygirl, Wade. That's how old he is!

[trashblog07]

Nothing can ever replicate what it was like watching the 911 tsunami episodes for the first time

[gossippool]

btw in addition to the currently running valentine's day bang, @poolverinebangs will be the home for all future bangs i'll be hosting with several others!! so even if u won't be participating in this one u can keep an eye out for others 👀👀 also all the fics/art made for the bangs will be reblogged there so COME JOIN

[shotofstress]

Someone was giving away their House DVDs (season 1 and 2) so I went to collect them. I was a big fan back then and is sad that they were giving it just when the seasons were put on that streaming service. I appreciate physical media for many reasons so I'm pretty happy.

Take some pic to show to the new and old fans bc i thoughtyou would like to see them: