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world's okayest uncle au paul is in a constant state of bafflement and i love that for him
#hey google#how many synonyms for “confused” can u find me#(the answer is a lot)#paul matthews#uncle paul au#world's okayest uncle#starkid#hatchetverse#team starkid#starkid productions
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early mornings after nightmares
#just realized I made a pinned post with this art before putting it up whyyy am I like this#anyway headcanon time: I like to think they hang out while the sun comes up after the doctor has a nightmare and they just sit and talk#or Donna will read and just keep him company (I love watching the sun rise it’s such a unique feeling! i suck at getting up early tho lol)#Doctor who#fourteenth doctor#donna noble#I need like. A platonic ship name do we have one of those for them?#my art#not super happy with it but ITS DONE#doctor who fanart#the doctor#catherine tate#david tennant#procreate#Digital art#uh#incase my handwriting is as illegible as I think : Donna’s says “worlds best mum” and the Doctor’s says “worlds okayest uncle”#okay this looks more like a sunset so??
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You got step dadded
I mean. That's. Understandable.
I'm not her dad. So.
This is just Lisia all over again oh no-
#beauty of the wave~#steven posts#pokemon irl#pokeblog rp#pokeblogging#// There's one post where they're like “world's okayest step-uncle” and it's lived rent free in my head ever since
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Yaad I need the first bit of blood. For the homunculus.
(He's holding a syringe and a glass of what you assume to be juice.)
@realcourtjester
{Yaad sighs} All right. I suppose we are really doing this.. {He doesn't want to ponder how this means Thistle has conducted all the perquisite steps so far... The smell will haunt him.}
#dungeon meshi roleplay#ask blog#realcourtjester#*chanting* more trauma for yaad. more trauma for yaad.#thistle the world's okayest uncle- but in the most bizarre of ways.
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Kill The Mirror~ Oneshot
Summery: After finding his wife Y/N and son Sebastian murdered, Bucky uncovers a horrifying truth—the killer is a version of himself. Desperate to save them, he turns to time travel, risking everything to undo the past.
Character: Bucky Barnes x f!reader
Warning: Emotional distress, Obsessive behavior tied to grief, death
||Main Masterlist|| ||Oneshot Masterlist||
Morning spilled through the windows like golden syrup, coating the hardwood floors in warm light. Outside, Brooklyn buzzed with life—the soft clang of garbage trucks, the faint bark of dogs being walked, the trill of a saxophone from a street corner below.
Inside Apartment 4C, the world was slower. Still. Safe.
Bucky Barnes stood at the stove, flipping pancakes like he was defusing a bomb. His brow furrowed in intense concentration, the corners of his lips twitching every time he missed the flip by a fraction of a second. He wore only grey sweatpants and a threadbare Stark Expo t-shirt that hung a little loose on his frame—the shirt had once belonged to Y/N, and he wore it often, as if it still smelled like her.
Behind him, Y/N leaned against the counter, sipping from a chipped mug that read World’s Okayest Mom. Her hair was pulled into a loose braid, and her eyes sparkled with a sleep-softened kind of joy.
“Bucky,” she said, drawing out the syllables, “you’re burning them again.”
“I’m not,” he said, too quickly. He jabbed at a pancake with the spatula, flipping it with more force than was probably necessary. “They’re just… extra crispy.”
“They look like they survived the Battle of New York,” she teased.
“You’re lucky I’m cute.”
“No, you’re lucky I’m cute,” she replied, setting her mug down. “Because a lesser woman would’ve called the fire department by now.”
He turned his head, smirking. “That’s why you married me. For my culinary prowess.”
“I married you because you cried watching that video of a baby goat wearing pajamas.”
Bucky chuckled, shoulders relaxing. “That goat was emotionally moving.”
“And I thought, ‘This man? This is the man who’s gonna kiss me before every mission, even if it’s just recon in Jersey.’”
He winced. “Okay, I forgot. Like, once.”
“Three times.”
“I was distracted.”
“Don’t make it four, Barnes,” she warned, walking up behind him and sliding her arms around his waist.
“I wouldn’t dare,” he said, voice low and honest.
They stood like that for a second—just breathing. Just being.
Then—
Thud.
Thud-thud-thud.
Little feet pounded against the hardwood. “Mama! Dada! I found my other sock!”
Sebastian skidded into the kitchen, a five-year-old blur of energy and chaos. His socks didn’t match, his hair looked like he’d slept in a tornado, and he dragged his worn-out stuffed panther by one leg.
“Victory!” Y/N crouched and scooped him up in a hug, peppering kisses across his face as he giggled.
“Dad, can I have a chocolate pancake?” Seb asked, turning to Bucky with pleading eyes.
“One chocolate chip pancake,” Bucky said firmly, pointing the spatula like a gavel. “That’s the rule.”
“Uncle Sam gives me two.”
Y/N arched a brow. “Soft. You’re soft.”
Before Bucky could mount a defense, there was a knock at the door.
“Speak of the devil,” he muttered, heading to answer it.
Sam Wilson stood in the hallway, holding a paper bag in one hand and a coffee tray in the other. “I brought bribes,” he announced. “Sugar for the kid, caffeine for the under-slept parents.”
“UNCLE SAM!” Seb launched himself at Sam’s leg like a missile, wrapping his arms around it.
“Hey, soldier,” Sam laughed, ruffling his hair. “I’m gonna miss you too, little man.”
He handed the bag to Y/N—her favorite danish inside, of course—and kissed her cheek. “You good?” he asked gently.
Y/N nodded, smiling faintly. “Seb and I have a whole weekend planned. Pancake lunches. Saturday cartoons. Finger-painting on the walls.”
Bucky groaned. “Please, not the walls again.”
She grinned wickedly. “No promises.”
Sam sipped his coffee. “You sure you trust her alone with him? She’s the reason he tried to glue macaroni to the cat last month.”
“I heard that!” Y/N said, throwing a crumpled napkin at him.
They all laughed. It was easy. Natural. Like breathing.
But as Bucky turned to grab his duffel, the mood shifted—just slightly. Seb tugged on his pant leg.
“Dada? Are the bad guys super bad this time?”
Bucky knelt. “Yeah, but your old man’s tougher.”
“You’ll come back?”
“Always.” He cupped his son’s face. “There’s not a force on this planet that could keep me away.”
Seb hugged him fiercely, then scampered off to show Sam his newest crayon drawing—a lopsided family portrait with too many arms.
Y/N stood in the doorway as Bucky slung the duffel over his shoulder. They just looked at each other for a long moment.
“I hate this part,” she whispered.
“Me too,” he said, brushing his thumb across her cheek. “I’ll see you in three days.”
“Come home to me.”
“I swear it.”
He kissed her like he always did—slow, reverent, like it had to last forever.
He turned and walked away, not knowing that in doing so, he was leaving behind the last living memory he’d ever have of them
_____
The apartment door creaked open three days later.
“Y/N?” Bucky’s voice echoed through the silence. “Seb? I’m home!”
No reply.
No running footsteps. No laughter. No half-done drawing taped to the fridge.
Just quiet.
“Baby?” He set his bag down, panic slowly rising in his throat. His footsteps felt deafening.
Then he saw her.
Y/N was on the floor by the couch, crumpled awkwardly, blood pooled beneath her. One hand outstretched. Reaching.
Sebastian lay beside her. His face looked peaceful. Too peaceful.
“No,” Bucky breathed. He staggered forward, knees hitting the floor with a crack. “No, no, no—no.”
He pulled them into his arms, shaking, sobbing.
“Y/N, wake up. Wake up, baby, please—please. Don’t do this to me.” He pressed his forehead to hers. “You promised.”
His hands cradled Seb’s tiny body. “My boy. My sweet boy. Please…”
His screams were hoarse. Raw. The walls didn’t echo. They swallowed it.
____
Rain fell like grief from a grey sky.
Umbrellas dotted the cemetery like wilted flowers. Two caskets. One adult. One child.
The Avengers stood in rows, dressed in black. Heads bowed. Shoulders trembling.
Tony stepped up first. His voice was low, rough. “Y/N was brilliant. Fierce. She once rewrote a protocol mid-battle because mine sucked.” A shaky laugh. “She saved my ass. Constantly.”
He looked at Seb’s casket. “And that kid? He could’ve run Stark Industries one day. No doubt.”
Natasha took the mic next. “Y/N never looked at me like I was broken,” she said. “She saw past all of it. I loved her.”
Steve placed a photo at the base of the casket. “She saved Bucky. Gave him a life. A reason to hope again.”
Sam cleared his throat. “Bucky showed me pictures of Seb every damn day. He said watching him sleep was the best thing in the world. He loved them more than life.”
Bucky said nothing.
Didn’t move.
____
That night, Bucky opened the door to silence. The kind of silence that had teeth.
The panther plush lay on the floor. A toy truck. A sock.
He collapsed to his knees, the weight of it too much.
He clutched the stuffed animal and howled.
“I’m sorry. I was supposed to protect you.” His voice cracked. “I swore…”
Flashback –
They had sat in the hallway together, backs against the wall, holding the positive test between them.
“You’re gonna be a dad,” Y/N said, eyes glassy.
He looked terrified—and then radiant.
Bucky kissed her stomach that night and whispered, “No matter what happens… I’ll protect you both. I’ll die before I don’t.”
And in the stillness of their apartment, with her hand in his, he meant it.
Present-
Now, he lay curled on the floor, the toy pressed to his chest.
The clock ticked.
Time moved on.
But somewhere in the shadows of his shattered soul, a thought ignited.
What if there was a way to change this?
What if the mirror wasn’t broken?
Not yet.
The apartment was silent, save for the soft hum of the refrigerator and the distant sounds of the city that never truly slept. Bucky sat on the edge of the bed, his hands clasped together, staring at the floor as if it held the answers he so desperately sought.
“You’re up early,” came a familiar voice.
His head snapped up, and there she was—Y/N—standing in the doorway, bathed in the morning light. She wore his old t-shirt, the one that always looked better on her, and her hair was tousled from sleep.
“Couldn’t sleep,” he replied, his voice hoarse.
She walked over, sitting beside him. “Nightmares again?”
He nodded, unable to meet her gaze.
She reached out, placing a gentle hand on his cheek, turning his face toward hers. “I’m here,” she whispered.
He leaned into her touch, closing his eyes, savoring the warmth of her palm against his skin. “I miss you,” he murmured.
“I’m not going anywhere,” she said, leaning in.
Their lips met in a tender kiss, but as he opened his eyes, the warmth vanished. The room was empty. She was gone.
Bucky’s breath hitched, and he pressed his hands to his face, trying to hold onto the fleeting sensation. “Not again,” he whispered.
___
The skillet sizzled lowly as Bucky flipped pancakes with the ease of routine. The same brand of mix Y/N liked. The same spatula she used to swat at his shoulder when he got distracted. He moved through the kitchen on muscle memory alone—measuring, stirring, flipping—as if by obeying the rhythm of their mornings, he could summon them back.
The air smelled like sugar and warmth and something ghostly—nostalgia with an edge that cut.
He grabbed three plates. Three sets of silverware.
He placed a short stack on the first plate with extra syrup and a heap of strawberries—Sebastian’s favorite. On the second, he added two golden pancakes, light syrup, and a sprinkle of powdered sugar. Y/N always asked him not to go overboard, but she liked it when he did anyway. The third plate—his own—sat unfinished on the counter as he turned toward the hall.
“Y/N! Seb! Breakfast is ready!” he called, a slight lilt to his voice, like always.
No answer.
He waited. A moment. Two. Three.
Still nothing.
The smile he’d forced onto his lips began to tremble. “Come on, you two,” he called again, louder. “It’s getting cold.”
Still, the apartment remained quiet. The only sound was the ticking of the wall clock above the stove.
His chest tightened. “Sebastian,” he tried again, voice cracking. “Mama’s gonna be mad if you don’t come quick. And I made the chocolate chip ones. Just how you like.”
Silence.
His hand gripped the edge of the counter, knuckles white. “Y/N…”
Still nothing.
The facade collapsed.
His legs gave out beneath him as he dropped to the floor beside the kitchen table, his back pressed to the cabinets. His breathing turned ragged, and tears streamed down his cheeks before he realized he was crying. Not like before. Not silent and controlled. But guttural. Shaking. Shattering.
“I made breakfast,” he rasped, his voice broken. “I made breakfast, babe. Just like always. You’re supposed to come in, and he’s supposed to sit on my lap and steal my food and—and you’re supposed to smile and say I’m soft—”
He curled forward, gripping his hair. “Why the fuck did you leave me?” he gasped. “Why—why didn’t I come back faster? I was supposed to protect you.”
His sobs wracked his body, loud and choking. His metal hand clenched into a fist against the tile. Cold. Useless.
It wasn’t fair. It wasn’t real. It couldn’t be real.
The table still held their untouched plates. Crayons lay spilled on the floor beneath it, the same ones Sebastian had used to draw a crooked family portrait the week before. In the corner sat a stuffed panther with one ear chewed. The air still smelled like syrup and strawberries and the ghost of a life that no longer existed.
“I don’t know how to live without you,” Bucky whispered into the silence. “I don’t even know how to breathe.”
___
The nights bled into each other after that.
Sleep became a foreign country, one Bucky could no longer visit. The apartment lights stayed on deep into the early morning hours as he sat hunched over the living room coffee table, surrounded by files, photographs, and weapon fragments.
The Avengers had offered help. Sam. Natasha. Steve.
He declined them all.
He didn’t want condolences. He wanted answers.
Blood spatter patterns. Forensics. He memorized every angle, every smudge. He went back to the scene a dozen times. He stood in the exact spot their bodies had been found. Measured the distances. Noted the entry wounds.
But something about it—it wasn’t random.
It was precise.
Too precise.
That’s when he noticed the first clue.
A bullet casing wedged under the couch—one that hadn’t made it into the official evidence photos. He held it up under the light and froze.
7.62x39mm.
Russian.
His pulse quickened. He knew this casing. He’d used this ammunition before.
In his Winter Soldier days.
The next clue was a knife—wedged behind the radiator. Not left behind on purpose. Forgotten. But familiar.
He held it by the hilt. A black carbon-fiber grip. Double-edged. Issued to only one division he knew of.
He had killed with this blade before.
Every fiber of him recoiled.
“No,” he breathed, staring at the blade like it might speak. “No, it can’t be—”
The kills were clean. Instantaneous. A throat slit at the right angle. A child’s heart stabbed with precision that made his stomach turn.
This was a style he recognized like an old wound.
His own.
But not his.
His hands shook as he sat back, piecing it together with growing dread.
It was him.
A mirror.
___
“You look like hell,” Sam said over the comm.
Bucky didn’t respond.
“You’ve gone ghost on everyone. Don’t think we haven’t noticed.”
“I need more time,” Bucky muttered.
“Time for what?” Sam’s voice was sharp. “To drown yourself in guilt and caffeine?”
“I found something,” Bucky said slowly. “The killer… they used Hydra weapons. My weapons. Techniques only I know. Only I remember.”
Sam was silent for a beat. “You think it’s someone from your past?”
“I think it’s me.”
____
The wind clawed at Bucky’s coat as he stepped out of the cab onto Bleecker Street. The driver didn’t wait for a tip. Maybe it was the look in his eyes—hollow, sunken, a warzone behind them. Or maybe it was the way the sky above seemed too quiet, as if the world knew something unnatural was stirring.
He stared at the brass plaque mounted by the ornate front doors:
177A Bleecker Street.
The Sanctum Sanctorum.
He hadn’t been here since the Snap. Last time, it had been chaos—armies of the damned and sorcerers flinging eldritch fire. But now, it was quiet. Too quiet.
The doors opened before he could knock.
“Come in,” Doctor Stephen Strange called from within.
Bucky’s boots echoed against the marble floor as he stepped inside. The air smelled of ozone and ancient parchment, with a faint undercurrent of incense and something… otherworldly.
Doctor Strange stood in the main chamber, illuminated by the soft glow of levitating candles and swirling golden runes dancing through the air like fireflies.
He looked up from a floating tome, his face unreadable.
“I was expecting you,” Strange said.
Bucky swallowed. “How?”
“You’ve been clawing at the edges of time,” Strange replied, walking toward him. “Leaving a trail behind you like a bleeding wound. The universe noticed. So did I.”
Bucky’s throat felt dry. “I don’t care about the universe.”
Strange studied him. “But you care about your family.”
A silence passed between them, thick with unspoken pain.
“I want to go back,” Bucky said. His voice trembled. “I need to stop what happened. To them.”
“You’re talking about time travel,” Strange said slowly. “You’re not the first to want it. But time is not a revolving door.”
“I don’t care,” Bucky repeated. “I don’t care what it breaks. What it takes. I just want to stop this.”
Strange raised a hand, summoning a golden hourglass that rotated in mid-air. The sands within shimmered silver. “There are… ways. But they are costly. And uncertain.”
“I’ll pay anything.”
“That’s the problem,” Strange said, eyes narrowing. “You already have.”
Bucky said nothing.
Strange’s gaze softened—not with pity, but understanding. “I can give you four chances. That’s all the multiverse will allow. Four doors. Four branches. After that, the timeline becomes unstable. You’ll risk tearing a hole too wide to mend.”
“Four,” Bucky said, nodding. “Fine.”
Strange made a gesture, and the hourglass split into four glowing fragments, each hovering before Bucky like a burning ember.
“One chance to be too late. One chance to choose wrong. One chance to be powerless. And one… to face the real threat.”
“The real threat?” Bucky asked, eyebrows narrowing.
Strange didn’t answer directly. “You’ll know. Or you’ll fail.”
Bucky looked at the first fragment. The moment he reached for it, the world dissolved into light.
The world twisted.
Reality unraveled like smoke, and when it reassembled, Bucky was standing in a dim, familiar hallway.
The soft hum of fluorescent lighting overhead. Faint smells of stale coffee and old floor polish. Apartment 4C just ten feet away.
Home.
His heart pounded, blood rushing in his ears. The air was thick, slow, as if the world itself held its breath. He bolted toward the door.
“Y/N! Seb!”
No answer. Only the distant hum of a cartoon playing on the television inside.
Bucky fumbled with the keys—no, too slow. He rammed his shoulder into the door instead. It cracked off the hinges and slammed open.
And what he saw—
God.
“NO!”
Blood. So much blood.
Y/N was on the floor, her body twisted unnaturally, a crimson halo spreading beneath her head. Her eyes stared upward, empty. Her mouth was parted as if she had died mid-breath, mid-plea.
Beside her, their son—Sebastian—lay motionless, curled in on himself. One tiny hand still clutching his black stuffed panther.
Bucky dropped to his knees.
“Y/N—baby—no, no—please—” His voice cracked, broken glass in his throat.
His hands hovered uselessly, afraid to touch, to confirm what his soul already knew.
He pulled Seb into his lap, searching for any sign of life. Warmth. Breath. Anything.
Nothing.
“Sebby, c’mon,” he choked, rocking him gently. “It’s Daddy. C’mon, buddy—open your eyes.”
He kissed his forehead. It was cooling.
“Please. Please don’t do this to me…”
Flashback-
Laughter filled the apartment.
Bucky had just come in from grocery shopping, his left arm juggling three bags while Seb charged toward him like a rocket.
“DAD! We made muffins!”
Bucky laughed as Seb latched onto his leg. “Muffins? Without me?”
“You were slow,” Y/N called from the kitchen, her voice bright and teasing. “He insisted we add peanut butter. I tried to stop him.”
“They’re Panther Power Muffins,” Seb declared proudly, raising a chocolate-smeared wooden spoon like a sword.
Bucky stepped into the kitchen and pulled Y/N close with his flesh hand. She still had flour on her nose. He kissed it off.
“Panther Power Muffins, huh?”
“Wakandan-inspired,” Y/N said, grinning.
“By which she means: chocolate, banana, and chaos,” Bucky teased, making Seb giggle.
Y/N rolled her eyes. “The chaos is genetic. From your side.”
He kissed her again, softer now. “I’ll take credit for that.”
Seb shrieked in mock disgust. “EWWWWW!”
They spent the day inside. Bucky read to Seb from Where the Wild Things Are, doing all the voices. Y/N folded laundry and stole kisses every time he passed her. That night, they danced in the living room to some old Ella Fitzgerald vinyl, with Seb perched on Bucky’s shoulders.
They had no idea Death was already on its way.
Present-
Bucky held their bodies in silence. The tears wouldn’t stop. He had traveled through time, fought gods and monsters—and he couldn’t save the only two people who mattered.
His jaw clenched. His metal fist dug into the floor.
“I was so close,” he whispered. “So close.”
He leaned over and kissed Y/N’s forehead. Her hair was still soft.
“I’ll fix this,” he promised. “I swear it.”
The golden light began to pulse behind him.
The first fragment was spent.
Three doors remained.
Bucky staggered back into the Sanctum Sanctorum, eyes red-rimmed, clothes still stained with blood that no longer existed—at least, not in this moment of time. He barely felt his legs move beneath him.
Stephen Strange stood by a levitating table, arms folded, watching.
“You were too late,” the sorcerer said quietly.
Bucky didn’t speak. He couldn’t. His voice had dried up sometime between sobbing and screaming into the void.
“Three attempts left,” Strange said. “Each one risks more. The more you twist the branch, the louder the universe screams back.”
Bucky clenched his jaw. “Send me again.”
Strange gave a final, long look—almost pitying—and gestured.
The second golden shard lifted from the air and pressed itself into Bucky’s chest.
He vanished.
⸻
Day of the Murder – Five Hours Earlier
This time, Bucky appeared on the rooftop of the building across from their apartment.
The city buzzed below. Sirens in the distance, wind tugging at his jacket. Late afternoon sun dipped lazily behind buildings, casting the streets in long, golden shadows.
Bucky adjusted the scope on the sniper rifle he’d borrowed from a Hydra weapons cache—one he’d sworn he’d never touch again.
No mistakes this time.
No more being too late.
He scanned the street. Watched. Waited.
And then—movement.
A figure approached from the alley below. Hooded. Tall. Purposeful. Dark clothes. Head down.
Bucky’s heart began to race.
There you are.
He moved like he was gliding through air, descending the fire escape with practiced speed, never once taking his eyes off the target.
The hooded man paused just outside the building’s entrance.
Too calculated.
Too calm.
Bucky dropped down behind him, silent.
He struck.
One hand around the neck, the other driving a knee into the figure’s back. The man grunted and fought back, but Bucky twisted and slammed him into the alley wall. Hard.
The hood fell back.
Blood.
A broken nose.
Brown skin.
A familiar voice gasping, choked:
“Bucky—?! What the hell?!”
Bucky’s breath caught.
No.
Sam Wilson’s eyes were wide with pain and confusion. Blood poured from his nose. One of his wings, compacted into a backpack harness, was twisted at an odd angle.
“No—nonononono—” Bucky stammered, his grip loosening.
“I was just coming to check on you, man!” Sam wheezed, spitting blood. “Y/N texted me—you weren’t answering. What the hell is wrong with you?”
Bucky backed away, horror spreading like frost.
He looked toward the apartment.
No sound. No sirens.
But the knowing, soul-crushing ache hit him again.
He sprinted.
Three floors.
Bashed open the door with his shoulder.
And just like before—
The blood.
The stillness.
Y/N, lifeless.
Sebastian, eyes closed, small hand still clutching his stuffed panther.
Bucky collapsed again.
“No,” he whispered. “Not again.”
Footsteps echoed behind him. Sam stood in the doorway, one hand pressed to his nose, the other shaking with disbelief.
“Oh my God…”
Neither of them moved.
Neither of them knew how to breathe.
Flashback –
“Hey, tell me something,” Y/N said lazily as she lay on Bucky’s chest, their legs tangled on the couch.
“Hmm?”
“If I die before you,” she said softly, “you’ll promise me something?”
Bucky turned his head, brushing his nose against hers. “Don’t talk like that.”
“Just promise,” she said. “It’s not morbid. It’s real.”
He exhaled slowly. “Okay.”
“Promise you’ll never stop telling him stories. About me. About us. Even the dumb ones.”
Bucky smiled sadly. “Especially the dumb ones.”
Seb had toddled in then, blanket dragging behind him, thumb in his mouth.
“Up,” he mumbled.
Y/N pulled him between them. “Family sandwich,” she announced, wrapping them both in her arms.
Bucky remembered thinking:
This. This is everything.
Present-
He buried his face into his hands. Blood on his shirt. Sam’s blood. Seb’s blood. Y/N’s.
He had made the wrong choice.
Killed the wrong man.
And still—he had failed.
Behind him, the golden light bloomed again. The second shard, now drained, floated back into Strange’s hand.
⸻
Sam’s voice echoed in Bucky’s memory even as the Sanctum reassembled around him.
“You’re not well, man,” Sam had said. “You’re not thinking straight.”
No. He wasn’t.
But what else was he supposed to do?
Strange said nothing this time. Just extended his hand to the next fragment.
“You understand now,” the sorcerer said at last. “Being early doesn’t mean being right.”
Bucky’s fists clenched. “I’ll figure it out.”
“You have two chances left. You’re not just altering the past anymore—you’re straining yourself.”
“Good,” Bucky growled. “I want the pain.”
Strange nodded. “Then you’ll find it.”
And with that, the third door opened.
Golden threads of time wove through Bucky’s chest like lightning in reverse. His body tensed, pulled from one moment to another like a snapped rubber band.
And then—
Light.
Color.
Noise.
The present vanished again, and the world unfolded for the third time.
⸻
7 A.M. – The Day They Died
This time, he awoke in bed.
Warm.
Sheets tangled around his legs.
Soft morning light spilled through the bedroom curtains, dancing in streaks across the ceiling.
A small, solid weight pressed against his side—Sebastian. Curled between him and Y/N, drooling slightly on his shirt.
Y/N shifted beside them, eyes still closed, her fingers twitching in dreams.
Bucky froze.
They’re alive.
He didn’t move for a full minute. Just breathed them in. The scent of her shampoo. The warmth of Seb’s breath. The slow rise and fall of both their chests.
When he did move, it was slow—careful—like a soldier in a minefield. He kissed Y/N’s forehead. Then Seb’s.
This is the moment everything starts.
And he wouldn’t let go of it.
⸻
Morning Routine – 8:30 A.M.
Y/N was rinsing the dishes, humming Stevie Wonder under her breath. Bucky leaned in the doorway, silently counting their breaths. Every sound, every note—he absorbed it like a starving man.
“Why are you staring at me like that?” she asked, glancing over her shoulder.
He smiled faintly. “Just admiring the view.”
“Gross.” She winked. “But acceptable.”
Seb ran through the kitchen wearing his pajama pants on his head like a hat.
“I am Captain Panther, defender of muffins and cartoons!”
“God help us all,” Y/N muttered.
Bucky chuckled, but something inside him wouldn’t settle. The hair on the back of his neck stood up. The air buzzed—not with magic, but with wrongness.
Like a violin just slightly out of tune.
Y/N stopped mid-scrub, brow furrowing.
“You feel that?” she asked.
He straightened. “Feel what?”
She blinked, frowning. “I dunno. Weird déjà vu or something. Like… we’ve done this before. Exactly like this.”
Because we have, he thought.
“You okay?” he asked, stepping closer.
She nodded slowly, eyes unfocused. “Yeah. Yeah, I’m fine.”
He kissed her. “Let me handle breakfast.”
“No complaints here, Chef Barnes.”
But that feeling lingered.
⸻
Afternoon – 2:17 P.M.
He stayed with them all day.
Everywhere they went—every room, every step. He kept one hand near a weapon. Monitored the windows. Traced the corners of the apartment with his eyes, over and over.
Y/N noticed.
“Okay, what’s going on?”
“What do you mean?”
“You’re acting like we’re in a bunker, Buck.”
He hesitated. Then: “Just… wanna keep you close.”
Her face softened. “We’re safe, baby.”
“You can’t know that.”
“I do know that,” she said, wrapping her arms around his waist. “You’re here.”
But even as she said it, she glanced out the window. A flicker of something—a shadow that shouldn’t have moved.
He followed her gaze.
Nothing there.
And still.
The feeling.
⸻
Evening – 7:00 P.M.
Dinner was quiet. Too quiet.
Y/N made spaghetti—Seb’s favorite. Bucky smiled and played along, but his mind ticked like a clock. Counting moments. Watching signs.
Seb giggled as he slurped a noodle. “Papa, look! I made a mess!”
Bucky nodded absently.
Something’s wrong. It’s too perfect.
And then it came.
A subtle hiss.
Not loud. Barely audible beneath the whir of the dishwasher.
Bucky froze.
Y/N looked up. “What’s that?”
He rose fast.
Metal arm flashing, he slammed open the utility cabinet.
Gas.
A hissing pipeline.
Not natural gas.
Hydra tech. Leaking odorless, colorless, nerve agent. Invisible death, slow and silent.
“Grab Seb!” he barked.
Y/N didn’t hesitate. She scooped Seb up.
“Out the fire escape—go!”
She turned, bolting. Bucky grabbed his knife, slashed the gas line, and tried to vent the pressure—but the leak was too far gone.
Then he heard it.
A cough.
Sebastian.
“No, no, no—”
He chased them to the hallway.
Y/N staggered. Dropped to her knees.
Seb’s stuffed panther fell from his hands.
“Y/N!” Bucky grabbed her.
Her face was pale, her lips turning blue.
“Buck—I can’t—” she gasped.
He caught Seb as he slumped forward.
“No—nonono—wake up—please—” he begged.
Their bodies were limp.
Silent.
The gas had gotten in sooner. Maybe earlier. Maybe hours ago. Maybe when the apartment was still laughing and filled with music.
He had been there. The whole day. And it hadn’t mattered.
The timeline doesn’t want them alive.
He screamed. A sound that tore his throat raw. He pounded the floor with his fists, cracked the walls with his rage.
And then—
The light found him again.
Golden.
Unforgiving.
___
He collapsed back into Strange’s chamber, gasping.
Sweat clung to his skin. His hands shook.
Strange looked up slowly. “I felt it. They changed tactics.”
“They?” Bucky snarled. “You mean me. Or whoever… whatever… did this.”
Strange frowned, brows furrowed. “No. I mean time.”
Bucky stood, trembling. “What the hell does that mean?”
“The timeline doesn’t like being corrected. It’s pushing back. What you saw—the gas—that was new. Different. This isn’t just a killer. It’s a branch collapsing in protest.”
Bucky’s eyes burned. “So I’m losing to fate now?”
“No,” Strange said carefully. “You’re losing to yourself.”
Bucky stared at the final fragment.
Only one left.
One last door.
Strange raised his hand. “If you open this one, there’s no going back. You could fracture your soul. Or worse—destroy the tether that binds you to this reality.”
“I don’t care,” Bucky said, stepping forward. “I’m already a ghost in this one.”
Strange’s eyes softened. “Then may you find what you’re looking for in the last mirror.”
The fragment glowed—
And time shattered one final time.
The golden light swallowed him one final time.
Unlike the others, this wasn’t a pull — it was a plunge. Cold. Hollow. It didn’t feel like slipping through time.
It felt like falling into himself.
Bucky landed on his knees in the darkness of the Sanctum’s antechamber. His palms scraped the stone floor. The air was too still. Too quiet.
His lungs filled slowly, like they had to relearn how to breathe in this version of the world.
This was it.
The final door.
No second chances now. No more fragments to catch him if he failed.
He rose.
This time, he knew exactly when the murders happened. And now, he knew who was coming.
Himself.
The Winter Soldier. Not a memory. Not a ghost. But a living, breathing variant from another timeline. One who never broke free.
One who still obeyed Hydra’s last order.
Eliminate the asset’s weaknesses.
⸻
11:52 PM – One Hour Before the Attack
Bucky arrived at the apartment early. Too early.
He moved through the space like a shadow — securing every door, every window. Checking every wall. Every vent. Every water pipe.
He stood in the dark for minutes at a time, listening.
Sebastian was asleep in his bed, clutching his panther plush. Y/N was in the bedroom, reading. Her voice echoed softly as she murmured words to herself.
God, he missed the sound of her voice.
He closed his eyes.
Just one more hour.
⸻
12:44 AM – The Lights Flicker
It started small.
A low hum beneath the floorboards.
Bucky opened his eyes. Everything slowed.
The bulb in the hallway buzzed — then popped.
A whisper of cold air brushed his neck.
He turned.
And saw himself.
Standing at the far end of the hallway, near the front door. The long hair. The blank eyes. The cold sneer etched into the face he once wore.
But this wasn’t just another assassin.
This version of the Winter Soldier wore no mask.
Only contempt.
“You’re late,” Bucky said, stepping between the variant and his family’s door.
The Soldier tilted his head. “You remembered. Good. Makes this easier.”
Bucky stepped forward. “You’re not getting past me.”
The Soldier gave a thin, humorless smirk. “You think you’ve changed. But I know you better than anyone. You still want to kill. You just wear better reasons now.”
“I want peace.”
“No,” the Soldier snapped. “You want absolution.”
His voice was darker than Bucky remembered. Not mechanical. Human. Too human.
“They were going to make you weak,” the Soldier said. “Just like they made me weak, once. Hydra corrected that mistake in my timeline.”
Bucky’s jaw tightened. “You’re not saving me. You’re killing what made me human.”
“They made you soft. Slow. You started smiling. Laughing. And look what happened. You failed them three times already.”
The Soldier stepped closer.
“You want me gone? Then stop me.”
They clashed like thunder.
Metal met metal — fists crashing, walls shattering. The air cracked with every strike.
The apartment trembled with the violence of it.
Bucky ducked a blade swipe and slammed his knee into the Soldier’s ribs. The variant spun and elbowed him across the jaw.
“You’re slow,” the Soldier taunted.
“I’m free,” Bucky growled.
They tumbled into the living room — furniture splintering beneath them. Bucky grabbed the Soldier’s arm and flung him into the wall, but the bastard rolled with it and landed on his feet like a wolf.
“I watched them die,” Bucky snarled, advancing. “I felt it. Again and again. And I swear to God—if you touch them—”
“I already did,” the Soldier sneered. “Three times. You just kept hitting rewind.”
Bucky roared, slamming into him.
They crashed into the kitchen. A knife block spilled. Both reached for blades.
Steel flashed.
Blood hit tile.
The Soldier’s knife slid across Bucky’s ribs — but Bucky’s metal fist caught him square in the jaw, sending him flying into the stove.
Glass cracked.
Smoke hissed.
Bucky grabbed him by the collar and slammed him down.
“This ends now,” Bucky rasped.
The Soldier laughed.
“Then do it. Kill me. You know you want to.”
Bucky raised the knife — hand trembling.
He’s right.
He could end it here. No more chasing. No more failure. Just silence.
But—
Seb’s laughter echoed faintly in his head. Y/N’s sleepy smile. The way they both looked at him like he deserved peace.
He dropped the knife.
“No,” he whispered. “That’s your way.”
He punched the Soldier unconscious — hard enough to make sure he stayed down.
Then Bucky stumbled to his feet.
And ran.
She was awake. Sebastian too — cradled in her arms, sleepy and scared.
“Bucky?” she gasped. “There was—there was noise—and I—”
He reached them.
He dropped to his knees and pulled them both into his arms.
“You’re okay,” he choked. “You’re safe.”
Seb clung to him. Y/N wrapped her arms tight around his neck, trembling.
“I had a dream you were gone,” she whispered. “That you kept… leaving.”
Bucky’s chest cracked open.
“I did,” he said hoarsely. “But I’m here now. I swear, I’m here.”
Sebastian cried softly into his shirt. “Papa… the bad dream was real.”
“I know, baby,” Bucky murmured. “But we beat it. We beat it together.”
⸻
Hours later, back in the Sanctum, Strange examined the variant — now bound, silent, and unconscious in a containment ward of magic.
“You succeeded,” he told Bucky. “You severed the loop.”
Bucky stood silently, arms around Y/N and Seb. Both had followed him back. Both still shaken. But alive.
“What happens to him?” Bucky asked.
Strange’s gaze hardened. “He’ll be judged by a higher force than us. This version of you… is a fragment. An echo. But echoes still carry.”
Bucky nodded.
“And the timeline?” he asked.
Strange didn’t answer at first. Then:
“You forced a correction. It held. But time is… alive, James. It remembers what was taken from it.”
Y/N stepped closer, holding Bucky’s hand tighter. “What does that mean?”
Strange looked between them.
“It means the door is closed — for now. But something else may come looking.”
⸻
Back in their apartment, finally safe, finally still, Bucky tucked Seb into bed.
The little boy didn’t let go of his panther plush the whole night.
Y/N watched Bucky from the doorway.
“You look haunted,” she said gently.
“I saw myself,” he whispered.
“I know.”
She walked to him, took his hand, and placed it on her heart.
“You’re here. You saved us.”
He didn’t speak.
So she kissed his knuckles.
“Whatever comes next,” she said, “we face it together.”
He finally exhaled.
Held her.
Closed his eyes.
Outside, the night was still.
But far, far away — in the spaces between time — something watched the broken loop.
And smiled.
-the end……….(?)
#marvel#shadyfestivalperfection#female reader#fanfiction#romance#avengers#mcu#sebastian stan#bucky barnes x wife!reader#bucky barns fanfiction#bucky barnes x reader#james bucky buchanan barnes#bucky barnes#bucky x y/n#bucky x female reader#bucky x you#bucky fanfic
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Fanfic Master Post:
Where I keep status updates, posting schedules, details and links to my current fics. As well as prompts and status updates for upcoming fics.
01-09-25: All current fics are in progress, they are NOT ABANDONED!
Life, Death, and In Between
DC X DP: Demon Twins AU (Danny Fenton/Damian Wayne Twin AU)
Teen Titans/ Young Justice/ Danny Phantom inspired
Alternating POV
Lots of Angst
Experimentation/Dissection
BatFam
Ghost King!Danny
Ghost Biology/ Ghost instincts
Identity shenanigans
Large Overarching mystery plot
Current Word Count: 99,530
Current Chapter Count: 27 + Playlist
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Last Updated: 01-14-2025
Expected Update: 01-14-2025
r/AITA for not wanting to clean the BASEMENT?
DP X DC
Inspired by a Tumblr Prompt
Crack treated seriously
Alternating POV
Danny posts on Reddit about being forced to clean the basement.
Superman to the rescue
Hero Shenanigans
Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton
Found Family
Current Word Count: 26,994
Current Chapter Count: 22
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Last Updated: 06/28/2025
Ghost Owl
DC X DP
Alternating POV
Danny adopted by Lincoln March AU
Lab accident happens earlier AU
Talon!Lincoln March
Trained as a Talon!Danny
Child Danny Fenton
BatFam Centric
Bruce Wayne and Lincoln March are brothers
Uncle!Bruce Wayne
Angst
Found Family
Current Word Count: 9,130
Current Chapter Count: 3
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Last Updated: 10/05/2024
Bruce Wayne’s Home for Wayward Clones
DC Batman/BatFam
DC doesn’t treat their child-clones well so they’re MINE NOW.
Angst
Comedy
Hurt/Comfort
Crack treated seriously
World’s Okayest Dad Bruce Wayne
Bruce tries to be a good dad, starts with collecting clones.
Different origin story for Heretic
Heretic (Damian’s Clone) lives.
Adopted!Respawn
Bruce Wayne’s Clone lives
Current Word Count: 720
Current Chapter Count: 1
Last Updated: 06/28/2024
STATUS: ON HIATUS
Idolatry
K-Pop Demon Hunters
Nobody Dies/ Everyone Lives
Giving the Saja Boys actual personalities/backstories
Becoming human through the power of love or something
Enemies to Lovers
Enemies to Friends to Lovers
Possibly OC insert in later chapters
Current Word Count: 4,890
Current Chapter Count: 2
Last Updated: 06/30/2025
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66845935/chapters/172514611
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The Last Wolves of Japan: BNHA/MHA x Yellowjackets. Soccer Team AU, no-quirks AU. Horror/Mystery/Thriller genre. Major character deaths. Bakudeku main pairing. STATUS: First Chapters In Progress
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Bloodless: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Archie Comics/Riverdale, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina. Buffy/Vampironica (vampire!Veronica Lodge), Sabrina Spellman/Cheryl Blossom. They’re lesbians, Harold. STATUS: Draft Notes Stage
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do we get to see the logan and wade conflict about writer!reader? i am loving the series so far!!!
Wade laid you on the couch carefully, "How the fuck did you not shred your feet?"
"I dunno-"
"And why the fuck did you lie to me?" he asked.
You shrug, "If I could have gotten a word in edgewise it might have been different. But you were so busy buying "world's okayest uncle" shit-"
"Calling myself the best is conceited."
"Fuck you." You give him a look and Logan can't see what passes between you. And he tries Not to go over there. Not to loom. But when you start crying again it takes a monumental amount of effort.
"Okay, okay I get it. I'm a fucking asshole," Wade said, pulling you into a hug and rocking you gently. "Please stop crying. Don't cry. Fuck-"
Logan quietly. It was the same tone of voice as a kid smacking the other to hard and saying "don't tell mom". Except neither of you ever really told your mom anything- Well. You didn't if you could help it anyway.
"Can't help it," you sniffle.
"If you don't stop crying, I'll cry," he teased, reaching over to pass you tissues.
"Why-"
"Because," Wade teased. "My baby sister is sneaky enough to hide a whole baby daddy- You really had me thinking it was that hack mystery writer."
"Ugh. He wishes."
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Logan knew he was being watched. Carefully. By everyone. And he tried not to take it personally. It was his own fault, anyway.
But- it didn't make it any easier to take care of you. At least not for him, he kept waiting for someone to yell at him. But. When you reached for him. Looking for HIM to help you or just to be close to him it helped.
"How're you feelin', Princess?" he asked, wrapping his arms around you in the kitchen.
"Like I could go back to bed," you yawn, pouring a cup of coffee. "But. I gotta get some work done. Come up with some bank account padding."
"Sleep okay?" he asked, kissing your shoulder. He'd been next to you. You'd been wedged between him and a pillow. But, that didn't mean you slept very much.
"Fine," you tell him, turning your head to look at him, "Just- still running numbers trying to make the math, math."
Logan shook his head and pulled you a little closer, tentatively laying his hand on your stomach- you were starting to get a little bump now. He'd felt it when he held you. But. He wanted. Well. What he wanted didn't really matter- you were hesitating about some things. He'd gotten heated kisses and he could smell the need; your hormones driving you up the wall. But he was trying to keep the ball in your court. Even if he'd love to take you back to bed and fuck the thoughts out of your head. Replace the needy painful ache you couldn't quite soothe with an ache that left you satisfied.
"I picked up some construction work," Logan said. "It's gonna be fine, Y/N."
"Logan-"
"I told you," he hummed. "I wasn't gonna be some fuckin' deadbeat and make you do it all." He cradled the little bump and bent his head to bury his face in your neck. Grateful you didn't push his hands away. " 's my baby," he said. "Gonna make sure they're taken care of."
"You're a good man for the worst Wolverine," you tell him.
He chuckled and hugged you a little tighter, "Gotta take care of my girl to take care of my kid," he reminded. He let go of you and went to his jacket, pulling out his wallet and a small wad of cash. "It's not a lot," he said. "Used a chunk to get some documents so I could get a bank account. But- Here" He held it out to you insistently.
"It's not that dire, Logan," you tell him, gently pushing it back. "I can manage for now-"
"Take it and get yourself something then," he said ignoring you and tucking it teasingly into your shirt between your breasts. Trying not to notice that your stomach wasn't the only thing looking a little rounder. "I'm not any good at picking out presents."
You feel your body flood with heat when his fingers brush the skin of your breasts and it's all you can do not to whine. "I- thank you," you murmur, kissing his cheek before you had to turn and leave the kitchen. Before you threw yourself at him.
Logan took a deep breath and let you go. The scent of your arousal making him feel weak-kneed. Ball in her court, he reminded himself. Maybe putting the cash in your tits was too much. But- he'd heard enough horror stories on daytime TV with Althea. He didn't want you thinking he didn't WANT to fuck you. And he didn't want you thinking that you weren't attractive to him. He'd made up his mind. This was his girl and his kid.
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Can you please write a short story about bendy boris meeting the rest of cups and mugs family like flug and demecia
Please :)
ohh family reunion. (I will also had 505)
Family, Fluff, and First Impressions
Cuphead and Mugman had been oddly mysterious about this visit.
“Just don’t act too surprised when you meet them,” Cuphead warned as they walked up the crooked hill path, Bendy lazily dragging his tail behind him, arms crossed behind his head.
“Why?” Bendy smirked. “Is your family even weirder than you two?”
“Debatable,” Mugman muttered.
Boris walked beside them, swinging a little bag of homemade snacks. “I think it’ll be fun. I like meeting new people.”
The trio reached a large, bizarrely constructed house, parts of it looking stitched together like a patchwork lab from a cartoon fever dream. Before they even knocked, the door exploded open with a puff of green smoke.
A blur of neon-green hair and maniacal laughter zoomed out, tackling Cuphead in a tight hug.
“CUPPIEEEEEEE!!” Demencia squealed, clinging to him like a backpack. “You never visit me anymore! I thought you forgot I existed!”
Cuphead grunted. “You called me yesterday, Demen—”
“Sixteen times!” Mugman added.
Demencia turned and spotted Bendy and Boris. Her eyes went wide.
“OH. MY. CHAOS. You brought friends.” She sprinted around them in fast, dizzying circles. “Are these your criminal partners? Demon boy and Soft Boy??”
“I’m Bendy,” said Bendy, grinning proudly. “And yeah, I’ve got the demon part covered.”
“Boris,” the wolf said with a polite wave. “Nice to meet you!”
Just then, a nervous voice came from the smoke-clouded doorway.
“Demencia, don’t open the—oh. Oh no.” A man in a paper bag mask stepped outside, lab coat slightly burnt, holding a coffee cup labeled “World’s Okayest Uncle.”
“Uncle Flug!” Mugman waved. “These are our friends, Bendy and Boris!”
Flug gave a tiny wave, pushing up his fogged goggles. “Hi. Uh, don’t mind the lab explosions. That’s just a Tuesday.”
Demencia, meanwhile, had stopped spinning. “Wait, where’s 505? I left him with the cookies—”
From behind the smoke emerged a big, fluffy, round blue bear, waddling out slowly with a half-eaten cookie in paw. He looked up, blinking big sparkly eyes at the newcomers.
Boris froze.
Like a train had slammed his chest.
His tail wagged once. Twice. His ears perked. He dropped the bag of snacks.
“...Hi,” Boris breathed, awe-struck. “You’re… so fluffy.”
505 blinked, gave a soft, happy bear-noise and walked up to him—then wrapped him in a big, squishy, adorable hug.
Boris turned scarlet.
Demencia leaned in and whispered, “That’s 505. He’s basically our walking therapy bear.”
“I—I love him,” Boris whispered, hugging the bear back with starry eyes.
Bendy blinked. “Boris, are you—jealous of my fluff being challenged right now?”
Boris only giggled and buried his face into 505’s belly.
Cuphead laughed so hard he nearly choked. “I didn’t think that was gonna happen today.”
Mugman smiled. “Well, welcome to the family.”
And as the chaos resumed, Demencia challenging Bendy to a parkour race, Flug trying to get everyone to wear safety goggles, 505 snuggling Boris like he was already family, Cuphead just watched with a warm smile.
Yeah. It was weird. It was loud. But it was also... kind of perfect.
#babtqftim#bendy and boris the quest for the ink machine#headcanon#short story#cuphead#bendy#boris the wolf#mugman#dr. flug#demecia#505
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Woah it’s the worlds okayest pothead uncle! Matt from Keep Watching!
#im super eepy so this was a bit rushed#I think it looks okay though#especially since this is my first time drawing him#Matt keep watching#keep watching#Leigh Whannell#fanart#doodle#yippee
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jack drake is the actual World’s Okayest Dad. he’s aggressively normal and mediocre and doesn’t deserve a spot in the worst dad ranks in DC where dads punch their kids on the regular or sacrifice them to the elder gods or whatever.
I’m just saying, tim didn’t make up a fake uncle to get out of moving back in with jack drake. I rest my case.
the fake uncle skjaka
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They keep going downtown until they hear a voice from behind them.
“Hey! Hey you!”
Paul wants to continue moving forwards, but Pete stops, looking around inquisitively. The voice calls out again, and Paul’s attention is drawn to its source. He feels his shoulders relax a little when he sees who it is. It’s just the homeless man from downtown. He’s standing there, bedraggled as ever, and he looks like he’s just seen a ghost.
“You,” he breathes, the word hanging in the air, a misty cloud of white.
The strange thing is, though, he’s not looking at Paul.
“Petey,” the man whispers, and Paul watches in bewilderment as Pete takes an apprehensive step back.
in other words... who got angst in my fluffy crackfic?
#this chapter's a fun one lads#uncle paul au#paul matthews#ted spankoffski#nightmare time spoilers#pete spankoffski#starkid#hatchetverse#team starkid#npmd#fanfiction writer#nightmare time starkid#homeless guy#starkid fanfic#world's okayest uncle#(he truly is)
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you can make seraph wear anything you give her as long as she doesnt find it offensive. shes like an animal crossing villager. she'll wear your WORLD'S OKAYEST UNCLE shirt. she doesn't even do it out of irony. she just equips it
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since roy isn’t actually related to ed and al in the au and he’s pretending to be their distant relative i think a really funny running joke is whenever someone questions how they’re related he just starts listing off different family names.
“i’m their grandfathers mothers sisters 2nd cousin”
“i’m their uncles sisters mothers best friend twice removed”
“i’m their cousins fathers daughters best friends son”
and then when they find out about riza and that she’s their cousin and all three of them are like “you just let two children you had no connection to live here????”
and he’s like “i mean i feel like the blame is more on your regular guardians. and in my defense i was putting up a fight to not have you stay here but i somehow lost the argument.”
even though he truthfully was raised by rizas dad which is why no one questioned him when he said he was a relative and took over the house so he does see himself having some family connection to them but it’s roy so he’s not going to ever admit it cause he’s just the worlds okayest dad mug
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one time around Father’s Day, my nearly-blind bedridden grandmother accidentally sent a mug to our house via Amazon that said “World’s Best Dog Dad”. my dad, her only son-in-law, thought it was hilarious because a) we did not have a dog, just cats whom my dad tolerates and c) he has actual human children to whom he is a father, which would be a much more impactful thing to celebrate on Father’s Day.
turns out my grandma meant it to be sent to my uncle (my dad’s brother-in-law), who does, in fact have a tiny chihuahua whom he treats like a human child. my dad was kinda bummed that my grandma had not, in a mildly senile misstep, gotten him a mug congratulating him on being an excellent parent to a nonexistent dog.
so since I am a jokester at heart, I got him a different mug for Father’s Day to make up for the one he’d been mistakenly delivered.
I don’t think I’ll ever forget the look on his face when he opened the box and read the mug — “World’s Okayest Cat Dad”
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...except i dont think any of my mutuals have played/watched these pieces of media
no pressure tags!
@worlds-okayest-fag @canned-iced-coffee
Not me having some kinda type... Who shall I tag? I think I wanna tagggggg... @mybugsmybugsmybugs @mexicangela @lunar-years @biscuitboxpink but no pressure!! I just thought it would be fun!
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The Owners: Family Ted & The Italians
🕶️ THE OWNERS OF THE PLATEAUS
🧔 Family Ted
“Strategy is just grit in disguise.”
📸 Visual Profile:
Always wears aviators indoors, regardless of weather or lighting Smells permanently of pipe smoke and barbecue sauce Dresses like your favorite uncle if he was also running covert ops from a golf course Owns 49% of the Plateaus, but insists it’s “a clean 51” Hair slicked back, voice like gravel on velvet Sometimes wears a “World’s Okayest Executive” hoodie that no one remembers printing
🧥 Vibes & Behavior:
Mob consigliere energy + Sunday dad warmth + late-night conspiracy podcast host Believes the playbook should be carved into wood, not uploaded to “cloudspace” Has never once opened a spreadsheet Known to appear in the locker room post-win, lean against a doorway, and say: “That’s the kind of grit you can’t fake, boys.”
🗝️ Rumors & Legacy:
May have once taken a penalty kick with a glass of bourbon in his other hand Has never been photographed with his mouth fully open Claims the stadium is built on “good ley lines” When players ask for contract bonuses, he offers cryptic riddles and brisket
🍝 The Italians
Three men. Three tracksuits. One unknowable force.
📸 Visual Profile:
Always appear in a group of three Wear matching tracksuits in varying shades of navy blue, never labeled Never speak aloud—they just nod… and things happen One is always eating something: Olives, biscotti, prosciutto, or a peeled pear No one knows their names. No one knows where they’re from. They don’t know either.
🧥 Vibes & Behavior:
The quiet engine room of Plateaus operations Appear randomly at practice, games, locker room corners—always just watching Never interfere, but somehow every stadium upgrade, locker repair, or glove shipment? “Handled by the Italians.” Sit in the owner’s booth at Tremethor Stadium—glass so dark it looks like a void Players sometimes say they feel watched… but comforted, somehow
🕰️ Rumors & Lore:
One of them once adjusted a chinstrap, and the player never fumbled again Have been seen standing in the rain, unmoving, as if waiting for a storm to speak Jack’D has a photo of them in his equipment room, half-blurred like it glitched reality That photo is taped under the words: “Don’t ask.”
🔮 Collective Influence:
Family Ted brings the chaos and charm. The Italians bring the silence and certainty. Together, they own the Plateaus in spirit, deed… and probably ancient contract written in something that glows under moonlight.
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