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so many people don't have the 'fuck it we ball' attitude and it shows
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#Ides of march#Beware the ides of march#Ancient Rome#March 15#Tumblr traditions#Julius Caesar#Rome emperors#Funny#Stabby#Joke#Literature#Dark academia#Aesthetic#Viral#Hilarious#History#Ancient History#Pi day#Pie
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One of my favourite things about The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe is that CS Lewis very obviously knew that kids were going to go hunting in cupboards and wardrobes for Narnia because multiple times he very clearly states that the kids did not close the door behind them when they climbed in the wardrobe because that would be stupid and dangerous. He knew some kid would lock themselves in the closet and he obviously didn’t want to be responsible for that.
#narnia#CS Lewis#Clive Staples#Prince Caspian#Ben Barnes#Peter Pevensie#Susan#Lucy#Edmund#Fauns#The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe#Dawn Treader#Silver Chair#funny#children#sensible#fandoms#responsibilities#authors#dragons#christian book recs#christian
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Shakespeare: So, in Macbeth, the forest doesn't actually move, it's just an army holding branches
C.S. Lewis & J.R.R. Tolkien: And we took that personally
#shakespeare#funny#macbeth#literature#narnia#peter pevensie#susan pevensie#prince caspian#dawn treader#ben barnes#lord of the rings#ents#aragorn#legolas#fandoms#bilbo baggins#hobbit#orlando bloom#lion witch wardrobe#christian#books#movies#series#book rec
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Kaz: My ducks? In a row. Ordered. Disciplined. Behaving predictably. Your ducks? Scattered. In disarray. Waddling aimlessly. Desperate for a leader to impose structure.
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James: I need advice
Remus: With what?
James: With love. How did you know you were in love with Sirius?
Remus:
Remus: I'm in love with Sirius?
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I would love to know at what point Albus Dumbledore decided smart, grey three-piece suits were out, and embellished, jewel-coloured robes with a matching hat were in

#fantastic beasts and where to find them#fbwtft#albus dumbledore#harry potter#funny#fashion#hermione granger#ron weasley#wolfstar#marauders#dramione
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Wylan: I'm pretty sure thats illegal, Kaz
Kaz: Pretty sure I'm a criminal, Wylan
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Wylan: I heard Jesper's in jail, is that true?
Kaz: yeah, for something he didn't do
Inej: what didn't he do?
Kaz: run fast enough
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The other crows: Maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way
Kaz: No, I want my fucking gold
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#funny#fandoms#six of crows#matthias helvar#kaz brekker#inej gafha#kaz x inej#wesper#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#nina dobrev#kuwei yul bo#injured#incorrect quotes
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Inej: you don't want Kaz to die
Inej: and I don't want Kaz to die
Inej: so now we've just gotta make sure Kaz doesn't want Kaz to die
Jesper: fantastic plan, but have you met Kaz
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#terry pratchett#discworld#A'tuin#harry potter#hogwarts#colour of magic#mort#rincewind#twoflower#luggage#humour#satire#jokes#scifi#fandoms#funny#quality fiction#book recs#books
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If soulmates don't exist, then explain this

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#six of crows#synopsis#soc#kaz brekker#inej gafha#kanej#funny#reality#matthias#nina dobrev#wesper#wylan van eck#jesper fahey#book#shadow and bone
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Aka corruption arc, but we don't mind :)
#six of crows#kaz brekker#kanej#inej gafha#shadow and bone#nina dobrev#matthias#wesper#jesper fahey#wylan van eck#funny#character development#corruption arc
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Just letting you know, I have no intention of stabbing you 23 times on the Ides of March
#ides of march#tumblr holiday#funny#meme#stabby stabby#julius caesar#brutus#senate#beware the ides of march#literature#english#dark academia
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