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Siri what do I do if there are two wasps in my kitchen
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Deleted discord a few days ago and I do actually feel better despite the constant moves i make to open the app again when it isnt there
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If you ever feel like hurting yourself try a couple push ups and do some air cycling in the floor
Just enough to feel the ache, you can do knee pushups if you cant do a full one (I certainly cant)
#tw sh related#tw self h4rm#rambles#exercise#working out#trust me guys#it might not work for everyone but jt did for me the other night#lowk#don't tell anybody that#thats just between u and me ho#heart emoji#❤️
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I might be the biggest hypocrite i know
#rambles#hypocrite#my bitch ass is the problem and i am well aware#💔#except not 💔#bcz i do not feel guilty#at least not right now#also theres probably a paradox somewhere in here or soenthing but im not gonna look for it for longer than 5 seconds#have fun with that guys
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Ok, do i... Read another chapter... Or go to sleep...
Sigh... Choices, choices
#currently reading of northmost winds and skies on ao3 cuz ive been sucked into the hijack black hole somehow#idek how this happened im fixating on DC rn like what#idk chat#wtv tho#ao3#reading#fanfiction#rambles#err#its 4am rn#i need to sleep#and im hungry so definitely slep#gn guus
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Worked out for under an hour and I don't think Ive ever been more sweaty in my life
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Fuck im starving hold on guys lemme just go and do absolutely nothing about that
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I absolutely adore spiderman being scary and threatening its my favourite thing ever actually.

#he's so#🕷️🕷️🕷️#yeah#you guys get it#spider-man#peter parker#Im actually obsessed with it pls give me recommendations where he's lowk a fucking menace and terrifying i love it so so much ❤️❤️#rambles
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Just you guys wait till i post my biden & elon x trump x kier starmer love triangle mpreg furry fanfiction complete with multiple drawn renditions of scenes
#kier starmer#keir starmer#idk which variation is correct#whatever#donald trump#elon musk#joe biden#trump x elon#trump x biden#trump x starmer
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I need james gunn and matt reeves opinion on superbat right now
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Wait shit yeah
Fuck me man was I paying attention literally at all jeezo 💀
My bad sib genuinely what was I on about it said it right there too lmao
The sleeping pills + hypersomnia combo beats my ass every time 😔 also I sleep like twice the amount a normal person should, why do I still have dark circles
I slept like 30 hours the other day, completely unprompted. I don’t even know if that’s a personal record for me
#im laughing at myself rn what#im actually such a dumbass#i mustve not been paying my full attenfion#oh#maybe it was before i fell asleep at like 9am cuz i pulled an all nighter and then slept till like 2 pm#shits crazy fr#anyways yeah mb bro thats was dumb as shit and the perpetual tiredness sounds dookie asf fr#reblog#does the gangname style#idk how to end this tag chain so im gonna hit the nay nay and just hit reblog
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Twin saying in case you're unaware but oversleeping can also make you tired 💔🥀..
The sleeping pills + hypersomnia combo beats my ass every time 😔 also I sleep like twice the amount a normal person should, why do I still have dark circles
I slept like 30 hours the other day, completely unprompted. I don’t even know if that’s a personal record for me
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Bruce kinda hitting the roblox man face in the last panel

Lowk
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anendtopursuit ur so goated thanks dude
This was very informative and helpful much appreciated

Everyone says to contact your local MP but what does that even mean and how do I even do that and also what do i even say
#uk#uk politics#rizz#what why did i add that#out of habit#anyways ts is dookie fr ill do this as soon as I can thx bro ur so goated#reblog#could be important for later#..#important
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Thank you vampire fish queen ur goated 🤑🙏
Everyone says to contact your local MP but what does that even mean and how do I even do that
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