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Love From The Stars pt. 5

Funnily enough the boys all met Connor before they actually met him. If that makes any sense. See Connor had been in Ninjago since the first spinjitzu master was around. He had come to earth a few hundred years before that, but that's not important. For the most part he stayed out of the mortal conflicts of the first elemental masters. There was no need for godly intervention when snake people were attacking.

Skip ahead a few hundred years more and the first time Connor had intervened in something was when an alien prisoner from a world Connor had visited while he still lived in space had escaped. They were wreaking havoc on the city and Connor knew that the ninja stood no chance. So for the first time in many centuries he donned his armor and stepped in, revealing his alter ego to the world. He flies to the location he saw in the news, moving at Mach speed. When he arrives he body slams into the alien with so much force the shockwave created by the impact shakes the earth.

When the alien recovers from the attack, fear paints their face as they stare at the familiar red and gold armor they had seen before.

"No... Chtheros. Please, I beg of you have mercy! I surrender!" The alien begged.

Connor stayed silent, not bothering to satisfy them with a response. Despite their begging they already knew it was futile. He was not known to show mercy to people who didn't deserve it. Summoning his spear, the golden weapon glinted in the sunlight sealing the alien's fate. They tried to run, they were fast, but Connor was faster. In an instant he was in front of them, spear pointed at their neck. They stopped just short of impaling themselves on the blade craning their neck back to avoid it.

"Please I beg of you! Have mer-" They were cut off by Connor hitting them with the staff of his spear, knocking them back.

The ninja watched in confusion and shock as the alien and the new hero? Fought, if you could even call it that though. The alien was more so running away and trying to survive as the armored combatant mercilessly pursued them landing attacks that either drew blood or narrowly missed the alien. It was a short lived fight, ending with the armored individual stabbing the head of his spear into the alien's leg.

With the alien immobilized the armored individual opened a portal to who knows where before grabbing his spear and throwing the alien through. With everything handled they turned to leave but were stopped by the ninja.

"Hey wait! Uh thanks for the help." Lloyd called out.

"Yeah, that guy was kicking our asses thanks dude." Jay chimed in.

They only gave a curt nod before trying to leave again.

"Who are you?" Kai asked.

"Chtheros." They replied before flying away.

When Connor arrived back at his house deep in the jungle he took his helmet off and sighed. Well, no use in hiding now. The world definitely knows who he is now.

"Great." Connor groaned.

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So your husband fucked an assassin.. Now what?

In this silly little AU I've created Talia is a good mom because I said so, but she gives Damian up to Bruce cause she learns of what her father plans to do with him. But in this particular instance. She's a bad mother because I said so, again.

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Carson loves Damian. He may not be an angel, and he may not know how to show his emotions all that well. But Carson loves the littlest Wayne so much. However. when Bruce first came home with the seven year old walking shyly behind him it caused quite the uproar in the manor. Naturally Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, and Cass were beyond excited to have a baby brother. Clark and Carson on the other hand.. Well it definitely raised some questions of who the child belonged to. When it was revealed that Damian was Bruce's biological son things got even worse between the trio of husbands.

He obviously wasn't Clark's, and Carson had sworn off having anymore kids after Jon. (Carson is an alien who's mother is literally the goddess of creation. The laws of physics and biology do not apply to him, deal with it) so the only other viable option, despite the fact the two did not want to believe it, was that Bruce had an affair. It definitely didn't help that Bruce all but refused to say who the mother was.

After months of nothing from Bruce, the two were at their wits end with him. Carson was about to just go into Bruce's memories and find out who he slept with when Bruce finally caved and told them who the mother was and how Damian came to be. Which was what led to Carson's current situation. Sitting in the dark of Talia's room in the base for the league of assassins.

"So. You're the bitch who fucked my husband." Carson said, announcing his presence.

Talia spun around, drawing her sword and pointing the blade at Carson.

"Guards!" Talia yelled.

"No need to yell, they won't be coming anyhow." Carson replied.

"How did you get in here?" Talia asked.

"Your security here is not as great as you think it is. Honestly I basically just walked in through the front door." Connor answered.

"Who are you then." Talia inquired.

"Come now, you're smarter than this. I come in here, telling you that I know you fucked my husband. Who is the only person you know capable enough to impregnate the daughter of Ra's Al Ghul and live to see the child? Who do you think I am." Carson said.

"You're Bruce's husband." Talia answered as it all finally clicked for her.

"Right on the nose. I would say pleased to meet you, but none of this is a pleasure." Carson sneered.

"You made a mistake in coming here, you have no one to protect you from me, I'm sure Bruce would love to receive the mangled corpse of his idiotic husband." Talia threatened.

She tightened her grip on her sword and lunged forward, aiming straight for Carson's heart. But Carson stayed calm, with a snap of his finger's Talia's sword suddenly jerked to the side, just barely missing his chest. The blade began to bend around Talia trapping her arms at her side before she was thrown back into a nearby chair. She tried to get free but to no avail.

"What are you?" Talia asked trying to mask the rising fear in her voice.

"Unimportant. I do not wish to harm you Talia, this time at least. I've simply come to give you a warning. I love Damian, sure he may be a little rough around the edges, but he's learning to have a heart, despite your best efforts. That being said, if you ever even think about hurting Damian I will kill you. You will be nothing but an unrecognizable puddle of blood and bones. No dark magic, or sacrificial ritual, or amount of water from the pit will be able to bring you back." Carson threatened.

Carson leaned in close grabbing Talia by her jaw and forcing her to look into his eyes, which had now become soulless black voids. "Touch Damian, and I swear to you, no matter where you run, no matter how well you think the league has hidden you, no matter what planet you escape to. I will find you, and I will slaughter you Talia." Carson growled.

Letting her go, Carson turned and left disappearing into the dim hallways leaving Talia to her own devices. Soon the sword came loose and dropped freeing her arms and allowing Talia to stand. Taking a shaky breath Talia moved to the window of her room and watched as Carson's silhouette faded into the horizon.

"What have I done." Talia whispered.

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Summer mornings and honeybun kisses

Future Adrien x Marinette but I'm throwing in my own character to make it poly cause I want gay Adrien but also Adrienette. So deal with it.

Marinette is 23

Adrien is 22

And my character Kieran is 25

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The morning was quiet as the warm rays of the sun filtered in through the windows of Kieran's apartment, painting the place in gold and orange light making it almost picturesque. Kieran stood in his kitchen waiting for the current batch of waffles he was making to finish cooking as he sipped on his coffee. As he watched the sunrise the faint sound of feet pitter pattering across the floor filled the otherwise silent apartment and soon Adrien and Marinette were both walking into the kitchen rubbing sleep from their eyes and yawning.

"Morning you two, sleep well?" Kieran asked.

"Yeah, I forgot how comfy your bed was." Marinette replied as she yawned and stretched her arms above her head.

"Until Plagg woke me up for some camembert yeah." Adrien grumbled giving his kwami who lazily flew in behind him a glare.

"Whaaat? I'm a growing kwami, I need my sustenance." Plagg replied defensively.

"There's some in the fridge, you can go in anytime you need." Kieran said to the cat Kwami.

Almost immediately Plagg flew into Kieran's fridge to seek out the aforementioned cheese and start snacking on it. Returning his attention back to the breakfast he was preparing Kieran took out the waffles and filled the maker with more batter.

"What all's for breakfast?" Marinette asked.

"Chocolate chip waffles, roasted potatoes, bacon, and eggs. And then orange juice, apple juice, milk, or coffee for beverage choices." Kieran answered.

"You spoil us." Adrien said as he went to fix himself a cup of coffee.

"Well when your girlfriend is a baker's daughter, and your boyfriend really only started to taste good food when he started dating his partners, I don't really have a choice but to spoil you two. Gotta prove my worth." Kieran responded.

"You don't have to prove anything Kieran, you already do more than enough for us." Marinette said.

"Can't help it, I mean have you met yourselves? Billionaire fashion designers son, and daughter of one of the best bakers in all of Paris and an up and coming fashion designer. Plus acts of service is one of my love languages." Kieran replied.

"Well you're special too you know. The fact my father didn't immediately try to have you arrested when he found out we were dating is a feat not many can claim. And you wield one of the most powerful miraculous." Adrien chimed in.

"If you say so. Let's eat though, before all of this gets cold." Kieran said quickly plating some waffles for the two.

"It all looks delicious by the way." Adrien said as he added multiple toppings to his waffles.

"I need to take you back to the bakery, my dad would love to bake with you." Marinette smiled.

"I'd like that actually, I bet it'd be really fun." Kieran said as he grabbed his own plate and went to sit down.

The rest of the morning was filled with idle chatter as the three ate, enjoying each other's company, basked in the warmth of the sun.

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No because tell me why, I love this so much but I already have plans to traumatize these fuckers all the way to Timbuktu. Why can't I ever just make things happy, WHY MUST I ANGST?!

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Seeing red.

Okay but the first time Jason finds out his adoptive father Carson is immortal isn't when he was still Robin. Sure there were a couple times where he thought Carson probably should've gotten hurt but his other dad is Batman. And his other other dad is Superman so he brushes it off. He's street smart not detective smart. (Not yet at least)

No it happens when Jason is back in the manor after the pit. He's still working on managing his anger a little bit and everyone has been pestering him all day. First it was Dick, just "worrying about his baby brother" as he put it. Then it was Tim pestering him about now that he was back would that mean he would go back to being Robin? Then it was Bruce who was getting on him about his use of guns, again.

So Jason had escaped to the one place he knew his family wouldn't follow him on the account of facing Alfred's wrath, the kitchen. He's making lunch for himself, definitely getting some of his anger out with chopping things for his food. He's not really paying attention but he notices Carson walk in. There's a few moments of silence between them, the only noise coming from Jason furiously chopping up some vegetables. Until Carson breaks the silence.

He wasn't pestering Jason, wasn't scolding him, wasn't asking him stupid questions. In fact he was just looking out for Jason, as the teen was getting dangerously close to his fingers with the knife. He didn't know why it happened, but when Carson reached out to gently grab Jason's arm he gripped the knife and plunged it deep into Carson's stomach. It didn't take long for Jason to realize what he had just done.

And suddenly he was a little kid again, tears in his eyes, panic rising in him, apologizing to his papa. He just stabbed Carson, he STABBED his own dad. He was running around the kitchen trying to find a towel, or wash cloth, or something to try and slow the bleeding.

"Jason. Jason. Jason, bubba look at me." Carson said grabbing his panicked son.

"Papa! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't I-" Jason stammers.

"Hey it's okay. Hey look at me Jason." Carson gently tells Jason.

He watches in horror as Carson pulls the knife out and he starts panicking again until he realizes there's no blood on the blade of the knife and Carson pulls his shirt up to show there is no stab wound. He's confused for a moment before he just collapses into his father's arms.

"You didn't hurt me Jay. It's okay bubba." Carson soothes Jason.

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." Jason keeps repeating over and over again.

"It's okay. I know you've been under a lot of stress lately, I'm not angry okay? I am perfectly find, you didn't hurt me at all." Carson reassures the younger.

They're like this for a long while, curled up together on the floor. Carson gently running his hand through Jason's hair to calm him down. Bruce enters the kitchen at one point, and the expression on his face all but screams he's annoyed at Jason for something again but one withering glare from Carson and the kitchen is empty again.

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No you CANNOT blow it up.

No thoughts only my Nonbinary, murderous, and sassy Russian assassin Ghost.

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Ghost: *EXCITEDLY PULLS OUT A GRENADE* Parker: FOR THE LAST TIME GHOST! YOU CANNOT BLOW THEM UP!!!!!!

Ghost: *Sad not being able to blow anybody up noises*

Ghost: *Angrily pulls the pin out and throws the grenade*

Ghost: *Now panicking as they realize what they just did*

Ghost: *Phases the grenade into their body*

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Parker: *Actively trying to avoid the literal missiles being fired at them by swerving all over the road* Ghost: *On top of the car with a sniper rifle* Could you drive like a normal person I am trying to shoot here!

Parker: And I am trying to avoid the missiles being shot at us!

Ghost: lyubitel'

Parker: I'm sorry did you just call me an amateur?! DO YOU WANT TO GET BLOWN UP?!

Ghost: Maybe. Jury is still out on that one. Ask again in five to seven business days.

Parker: Oh my god.....

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Ghost: WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS TOUCHED MY GUNS?!

Felix: None of us touched your guns Ghost.

Ghost: ETO POLNAYA FIFNA, TUPOY MALEN'KIY AMERIKANSKIY MAL'CHIK!

Rose: English Ghost.

Ghost: I know one of you touched my guns because my XM7 is missing!

Blake: You mean the XM7 you leant to Parker for his mission in Rome?

Ghost:....................... No......................

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Military official: Sorry but no weapons are allowed in the premises.

Everyone else: *Pulling out maybe like 3 guns and putting them in the collection bin.*

Ghost: *Insert that one Elizabeth Swan scene from Pirates Of The Caribbean AWE where she's pulling out so many weapons but like times ten*

Felix: Where do you even keep half of those things

Ghost: Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to.

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Ghost: You brought a gun to our date?

Parker: Oh that better not be judgement I hear coming from the person who sleeps with a fucking grenade under their pillow.

Ghost: It adds a little bit of fun to sleeping!

Parker: I sleep with you! I would very much like to NOT be blown up in my sleep.

Ghost: Skill issue

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I AM SORRY I JUST HAD THE FUNBIEST FUCKING CROSSOVER IDEA THAT WOULD BE SO CURSED. 🤣

SEDUCE ME THE OTOME AND DC. JUST THINK ABOUT IT.

JOHN, ZATANNA, DR. FATE, AND SO MANY OTHER MAGIC USERS BEING SO CONFUSED BY THE BOYS BUT ALSO CLOCKING THEM AS DEMONS SO QUICKLY

Bruce and James getting along well and bonding over the fact they're both billionaire CEO's. They talk about their companies all the time.

Alfred letting Matthew in the kitchen and the two trading recipes.

SAM AND DAMIAN GETTING INTO SWORD FIGHTS ALL THE TIME

Diana and Diana meeting and bonding over them both being warrior princesses. They get into sparring matches from time to time to "see who's stronger" but really they are just glad they finally have an opponent who is just as well versed in fighting as they are.

Erik and Dick constantly get into fights over who's more charming and flirtatious. Everyone gets tired of it real quick.

Damien and Cass enjoy each others quiet company.

Sam tries to fight Clark.

This makes me laugh like a maniac so fucking much. This is probably a very niche crossover that only a handful of people will get but I just had to share LMAO

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This is my boyfriend! And this is my Boyfriend's boyfriend.

Dating THE Dick Grayson wasn't all that weird for Cade. The fact he was the adopted son of Bruce Wayne thus making him a rich socialite wasn't strange considering Cade was one himself. When Dick revealed himself to be the night stalking, acrobatic vigilante Nightwing, Cade wasn't all that surprised either. It easily explained the bruises and scars that littered his boyfriend's body and why when Cade woke up in the night Dick was gone.

It also didn't bother him with how often people stared at Dick. Cade wasn't blind he knew how attractive Dick was, and there were many times Cade found himself staring at his boyfriend's ass, so he understood. Instead what perplexed Cade about his boyfriend was the glaringly present yet stuffed so far down romantic feelings Dick obviously held for his best friend Wally.

He knew the two were inseparable and were best friends since they were kids, but he quickly realized just how affectionate their friendship was. More often than not when Cade would have to leave New Jersey for work trips in other parts of the country, he could spot Wally waltzing around in the background of any photos Dick would send him. There were a few times where the two were on the couch cuddling while watching TV. One time when Cade came home late one night he found both Dick and Wally asleep in his bed legs tangled together and both men were just in their underwear. It was the cutest and hottest thing Cade had ever seen.

Cade was used to the "platonic" affection shared between the two and over the years became fond of Wally, finding himself caring for the redheaded speedster. Though anytime Cade brought up the fact that Dick may be in love with Wally the older immediately shot it down reassuring Cade that he was the only man he loved and the thought of him being in love with Wally was absurd and he was just reading too much into things. Sure.....

So began Cade's multi step plan to get Dick to actually admit his feelings for the redhead, and maybe a little more. It started off subtly nothing he hadn't been doing before hand, complementing Wally on his outfits and how he looked. Then it turned to spending more time with Wally, like cooking with him, working out together, subtly showing Dick he liked having Wally around too, more than usual.

Then it lead to Cade using nicknames for Wally. "Dear", "Sweetheart," and "Darling." from there he'd hang on Wally more, cuddle with him, and even give Wally a few cheek kisses. He watched as Dick's mood changed clearly happy his boyfriend was doting on Wally just as he unknowingly did, everything was going according to plan. Which lead them to their current situation.

It was valentines day, Dick and Wally had been out all day having a bro-valentines 'date' and the two had just returned to Dick and Cade's apartment. The smell of baked treats and pastries filled their noses as they walked in, as they rounded the corner they found Cade in the kitchen surrounded by hundreds of cookies, brownies, cakes, cheesecakes, and even some chocolates. What caught the two by surprise though was the fact he was just wearing an apron and his underwear, and nothing else.

"Hey you two! How was your date?" Cade asked when he saw the two boys.

"It was fun, uh babe? Whatcha wearing?" Dick asked, raking over Cade's muscular form with his eyes.

"Well aside from all the treats, I thought you two deserved a little eye candy for valentines day. Wanted to show off for my two favorite boys." Cade replied as he walked over and pulled out yet another tray of cookies from the oven.

"You made all this for us?" Wally asked forcing his eyes away from Cade's near naked form and to the array of treats before him.

"Well mostly for you darling, couldn't just three batches of cookies and leave my favorite speedster hungry. But yeah, both of you feel free to eat anything you want." Cade smiled.

Almost immediately Wally had grabbed a plate and piled it high with multiple different sweet treats and began happily snacking on them all. Dick on the other hand, after grabbing a white chocolate macadamia nut cookie walked over to Cade and wrapped his arms around the younger.

"So what's our plan for the day? Aside from watching Wally eat his weight in pastries." Dick asked giving his best friend a teasing look.

"Well I thought maybe once I got all the treats done, we could celebrate Valentines day properly with some fun in bed." Cade alluded with a smirk.

"Oh, I'll take my leave then. Don't want to interrupt the lovebirds and their valentines day fun." Wally said setting his plate down.

"Hold up not so fast. I said we, and I most definitely mean you as well Walls." Cade said stopping the redhead from leaving.

"Wha- I mean. I'm not, I. Are you sure?" Wally stammered as he looked at Cade with a flustered expression.

"Babe? What are you suggesting?" Dick asked.

"I'm suggesting." Cade began as he wriggled himself free from Dick's hold and made his way over to Wally. "You two are practically already dating, but just don't know how the hell to actually admit it. Plus, I wanna see if I can get this boy vibrating without having to run." Cade said running a finger up Wally's chest.

"A-are you?" Wally asked as he looked up at Dick.

"I mean if he really means it." Dick replied just as shocked as his best friend.

"Oh I definitely mean it." Cade answered.

Without really giving Wally or even Dick for that matter time to process what just happened, Cade grabbed Wally by the sides of his face and pulled him into a deep and passion filled kiss. To say Wally was surprised would be an understatement, but that surprise soon faded and was replaced by eager lust as he ecstatically returned the kiss ten fold. When the two broke apart they were panting for air while staring into each other's eyes with a raging mix of lust and love.

"Well are you gonna get in here too? Or do I get to hog all of him?" Cade asked as he turned to his boyfriend.

Instantly Dick was moving across the kitchen with so much speed he could've been mistaken for a speedster. Giving Cade one last confirming look Dick all but threw himself at Wally once Cade nodded his head yes. Their lips crashed together in an equally passionate and loving kiss. The two boys were like this for awhile, while Cade watched but he eventually pulled the two apart.

"Alright alright, deal was we could do this AFTER I got done with all the baking, not during." He laughed.

"How much is left?" Wally asked.

"Two more cakes, three pies, a cheesecake, and four more kinds of cookies." Cade replied.

While surprised with how much food Cade was making, both Wally and Dick whined as they realized just how much food was left, and how long they were going to have to wait before they could finally fuck. But hey, they waited this long, what's a little more waiting?

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NO THOUGHTS ONLY BRUCE AND CLARK DISCOVERING THEY HAVE A THING FOR ARMOR WHEN THEY SEE CARSON IN HIS BATTLE ARMOR.

Like Carson has been off planet for weeks dealing with some emergency on his home planet that required his immediate attention. They haven't been able to contact him because he's out of range of the watch towers communication arrays so they have no idea what's going on with him or when he'll be back. But one day they see him walking up the driveway to the manor.

His skin glistening with a thin layer of sweat, his hair is tousled and sticking out in all directions. And he's clad in red and gold armor that somehow accentuates EVERYTHING, and the way the mesh underlining clings to his muscles PERFECTLY. He's holding his spear in one hand that just adds to the whole look. And holy fuck they NEED to get this man to wear his armor more often.

"You saw how he looked in his armor too right?"

"I want that man to do unholy things to me."

"Same"

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Oh hey look. ANOTHER one

I would like to preface this by saying that I know literally nothing about Tim Drake. The extent of my knowledge of him is from the occasional batfam skit I would get on tiktok and the like seven pages of the Wayne family adventures webtoon I've read. Not kidding when I say I have his wiki fandom page open in another tab so then I know what the fuck happens and how the fuck he became robin in the first place as I write this. So this will probably be OOC for him.

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"Bruce you need to stop, you put one of Riddler's men in the ICU." Carson scolded his husband.

"They deserved it." Bruce grunted.

"Did they? Bruce they were twenty, it may not have been the best but they had a life. Now they have six broken ribs, a shattered femur, blunt force trauma to the head, and a punctured lung. What happened to your no excessive brute force rule?" Carson replied.

"Oh you're one to talk. You did the exact same thing to the Joker when you found out he killed Jason." Bruce spat back.

"You're right I did, and maybe me telling you all of this is a little hypocritical. But at least I directed my anger towards the man who actually killed Jason and not any living creature that may remotely look a little villainous, or like they might be having a criminal thought." Carson rebutted.

"Oh well I'm sorry that I'm delivering justice and trying to avenge Jason. You aren't even acting like you care that he's dead!" Bruce snapped.

"Because Jason isn't the first person I've lost Bruce! I am over two hundred thousand years old, I have seen entire civilizations die, bustling planets that took to the stars become barren wastelands. I'm sorry that I'm not handling Jason's death the same way you are by going on a rampage and deciding to be judge, jury, and executioner for anybody who looks at me funny! But if you think for one minute that I don't miss Jason, that I don't wish I could bring him back, or go back to that night and save him. I can bring an entire universe to its knees with a snap of my fingers. Stars and suns can go out if I cough at them, solar systems will crumble if I look at them the wrong way. I have all of this power but I can't bring my own son back. Do you really think that doesn't eat away at me every day? Knowing I can do all these incredible things that people can only dream of and yet I couldn't be there to save him. Do you really think I don't miss Jason? Or that I don't blame myself for his death every single day? If you really believe that I don't care that Jason is dead then I don't want to talk to you. I don't even want to be here right now." Carson snapped.

The manor was silent as Carson made his way towards the front door, his hand was on the doorknob when he looked back at Bruce.

"I'll come back when my husband is back. Not some bloodthirsty vigilante who thinks I'm some heartless bitch and that I don't care about my son." Carson said before leaving.

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It had been a few weeks since the fight between Carson and Bruce and true to his word Carson had yet to come back to the manor. Clark had visited Carson multiple times and tried to get him to come back but Carson was adamant on not returning until Bruce had apologized for what he said. Truth be told Bruce more than wanted to apologize for what he had said that day but he just didn't know how to. He had tried to send multiple texts conveying how he realized saying that Carson didn't care about Jason's death was wrong and he never should have said something like that but none of them sounded right. Hell he had even driven to Carson's house a couple of times but he was at a loss for words on what to say before he could knock on the door so he ended up leaving.

Carson was in his kitchen baking some cookies when there was a knock at his door. Stopping his mixer and pausing the music he was listening to he walked to his front door and opened it, surprised to see Alfred standing on his porch with a young boy behind him.

"Alfred, what a surprise! And who might this be?" Carson elated as he looked at the boy standing behind him.

"Tim Drake, I'm here to save Batman." The boy answered.

"Oh?" Carson said raising an eyebrow as he looked at Alfred.

"May we come in? I am afraid this is a matter that should be discussed discreetly." Alfred replied.

Carson nodded his head stepping aside to let the two in. Once inside he closed the door behind them and led them to the kitchen as the timer went off for the batch of cookies currently in his oven.

"Alright so what's going on." Carson inquired as he pulled the tray of cookies out.

"It appears Master Bruce, and Master Dick have been apprehended by two face." Alfred explained.

"Is Dick okay? Do you know?" Carson asked almost immediately.

"They are fine, for now. Though you know how Mr. Harvey can be." Alfred warned.

"So that's why we're gonna go rescue them! And we need your help." Tim chimed in.

"Why not call Clark? I'm sure it'd be a lot easier to get them back if you took Clark with you." Carson replied.

"It would raise many questions if superman was seen rescuing Batman and Nightwing. We need someone of your caliber." Alfred answered.

"I'm sorry but I can't." Carson said turning away from the two.

"Why not?! Isn't Batman your husband? And Nightwing he's your son right? That means you should definitely come with us to save them." Tim interjected, confused as to why Carson refused.

"Ha, you're a smart kid. Batman is my husband but we've hit a rough patch. I doubt he'll be happy to see me. And I know Nightwing, he can handle himself." Carson said.

"I am sure Master Bruce would be more than happy to see you Master Carson." Alfred replied in a hopeful tone.

"I doubt it. You know how we left things, but..... If things go south, more than they already have. Call me and I'll be backup." Carson said.

Alfred nodded knowing this was the best they were going to get from Carson as things were still rocky between him and Bruce. With a parting gift to Tim from Carson of one of Dick's old robin suits the two left, leaving Carson to his baking and his thoughts. He looked down at the golden band on his arm that pulsed with light momentarily and Carson thought about going with Alfred and Tim but decided against it.

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Laughter filled the manor as everyone sat down at the dinner table to eat, a delicious looking feast prepared by Alfred filled the air with a mouth watering aroma. Smiles plastered everyone's faces as they idly chatted about their days.

"And the Riddler was all 'ahhh don't hurt me!' and I was all 'I'm not gonna hurt you, I'm putting you behind bars where you belong!' It was so funny seeing his face as he realized he got beat by a thirteen year old!" Tim exclaimed as he explained his patrol with Bruce in great detail.

"Well glad you had fun bud." Clark smiled as he dished himself some potatoes.

"You two seem to be quite the duo. Reminds me of somebody else I know when they first started out as Robin." Carson said in a teasing tone as he looked at Dick.

"Hey! I was not that excited about taking down criminals." Dick replied trying to defend himself.

"You were worse." Bruce chuckled causing the table to erupt in a small fit of laughter.

The rest of dinner continued like this filled with happy chatter and laughter bringing a bright air to the previously dark and solemn manor. After dinner Tim all but begged Dick to show him some acrobatic moves down in the cave, which the latter happily obliged to leaving Bruce, Clark, and Carson to their own devices upstairs.

"He seems to be adjusting really well. I'm glad he's doing so good here." Clark smiled.

"Me too. I was worried for a bit that his motivation would be fueled by revenge after what happened to his parents but he really seems like he just wants to make the world a better place." Bruce said.

"Speaking of. What is with us adopting kids who have dead parents. First Dick, and then Jason, and now Tim. Starting to think we have a penchant for adopting traumatized orphans." Carson said causing the other two men to laugh.

"Well someone has to. And who better than a traumatized orphan and two aliens." Bruce chuckled.

"He's got a point." Clark said.

"True. Well we should probably head down to the cave to make sure Dick isn't trying to twist Tim into a human pretzel." Carson said making his way to the hidden elevator.

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Do to something pointed out to me in my previous post my OC Connor is now going to be called Carson to avoid confusion with the canon DC character of the same name.

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"Well according to the tracker he should be right below us, I don't know why we can't see him." Trent said as he looked over the screens for the umpteenth time.

"Well keep looking, kinda hard to miss a twelve thousand pound killer whale." Carson replied.

Carson groaned as he walked up to the second deck of their boat grabbing his binoculars to survey the ocean around them to see if he could spot their evasive Orca. They had been tracking Cori for days with no visual sightings of him but the tracker they place on his dorsal fin was still sending out a GPS location so that was all they had to go off of. As he was scanning the horizon Carson's phone rang. He pulled it out of his back pocket and couldn't help but smile when he saw it was Clark calling him.

"Hey handsome, how are you?" Carson said as he answered.

"Hey, how fast can you get home?" Clark asked immediately.

"Uh I'm still out here for a few more weeks. Why what's up?" Carson answered, albeit with concern in his voice.

"How fast can you get home if you fly." Clark asked.

"If it's urgent a few seconds tops. Clark what's going on? You're concerning me." Carson replied now worried about what was happening.

"It's......... It's Jason he-" Clark barely managed to choke out.

Connor dropped his phone as dread filled him. In an instant he was in the skies flying as fast as he could back home. Clark didn't need to tell him what happened, he just knew but he didn't want to believe it. Seconds later the manor doors burst open as Carson stumbled in very frazzled. He looked around the manor trying to find someone when Alfred walked in.

"Alfred! What happened?! Clark called and he-he-he...... Where's Jason?" Carson rambled.

"I think it best you sit down for this Mister Everburn." Alfred said in solemn tone.

"No... no, no, no, no, no, no, he can't. He can't be." Carson said trying to deny what was insinuated.

Jason couldn't be dead, no there was no way. He would have known, he would have heard Jason calling for him, or Clark, or Bruce, or someone. Jason was too young, he was only thirteen he still had so much left. He couldn't be dead, Carson refused to believe it. His son, could not be dead.

"I am afraid it is true. Master Jason is gone." Alfred replied with a small break in his voice.

Hearing those words finally broke Carson. He fell to his knees letting out a pained scream that echoed through the manor. Clark, Bruce, and Dick came around the corner upon hearing Carson's scream and walked over to him all three men crouching down to comfort Carson as their own tears fell from their eyes. They were like this for awhile before Carson looked at Bruce.

"Who did it." He asked.

"Joker" Bruce replied.

Carson looked at Bruce for a few moments, his sadness slowly turning into anger as he processed that. Carson got up and made his way towards the front door his anguish replace with a boiling rage. That damned psychopath was going to fucking pay.

"I am going to fucking end him." Carson growled as he left the manor.

Before anyone could stop him Carson was on the other side of the city standing in front of Jokers hideout. The clouds darkened and thunder rumbled as lightning crackled through the air. Carson was filled with nothing but pure rage as he walked towards the entrance to the jokers hideout. The two goons acting as guards in front of the entrance pointed their guns at Carson but with a flick of his wrist their necks snapped and they fell to the ground limp and lifeless.

The doors were ripped off their hinges as Carson made his way inside startling the buildings inhabitants who quickly rushed to apprehend the intruder. Without saying a word Carson summoned his spear and lunged forward stabbing the blade into a joker lackey. He pulled it out and beheaded another one and went on a rampage. Screams of terror, pain, confusion, and pleads echoed throughout the twisted lair as Carson slaughtered every last person he saw in a bloody rage.

"What the hell is going on out there?" The joker wondered aloud as he heard the screams of his men.

Once again the doors were ripped off their hinges as Connor walked into the room where the Joker was. He set his spear down and made his way across the floor to the psychotic clown. Joker looked at Carson confused before splashing him with acid. Horrifyingly the acid had no effect on Carson, only dripping down his face. Joker quickly pulled out a smoke bomb filled with his laughing gas and threw it at the man which exploded on impact. Thinking he had immobilized his enemy the joker let out a short chuckle before Carson's had shot out of the gas cloud and tightly gripped Joker by the neck.

The rest of Carson followed emerging from the laughing gas unaffected, his expression still one of anger and malice. Joker began to struggle in Carson's grasp as he tightened his grip on the villains neck slowly choking him.

"You killed him." Carson spoke, his voice a cold and monotonous.

"You'll have to be more specific freak. I've killed a lot of people lately." Joker choked out.

"Robin, batman's sidekick, Jason Todd. My son." Carson replied almost crushing the Joker's neck.

"ACK! That little birdie? Oh killing him was fun, really enjoyed watching as batsy was thrown back by the explosion." Joker chuckled.

Filled with rage once again Carson threw Joker across the room into another wall. In an instant Carson was in front of the Joker again and he kicked the villain through the wall with ease sending him over the railing and plummeting to the floor below. Before he could hit the floor though Carson appeared beneath the Joker and slammed him into another wall. With the psychopath frazzled and dizzy, Carson punched the Joker hard enough in the face that he spat out blood.

And then another, and another, and another. Every time Carson punched the Joker more blood was spilled, splattering everywhere. Carson didn't let up on his onslaught of attacks until the Joker was a bloody pulp that was barely recognizable. Finally stopping Carson bent down and lifted the Joker's head up by his hair bringing him to eye level.

"Jason was my son, I cared for him more than you can imagine. And you took him from me. For that I should rip your heart out of your chest and feed it to you. But you don't deserve to feel the sweet release of death. No I want you to suffer, I want you to be afraid. I want you to second guess every decision you make in the future. If you ever decide to go after a child again I want you to wonder if they are mine, and I want you to remember this moment, and think if touching them is worth getting beaten to a pulp again. If you ever even think about coming near my family again I will not be as merciful as I am right now. Touch my children again and you will be six feet under." Carson threatened.

Carson then dropped the Joker's head and made his way outside where he found Bruce and Clark standing out front both in their suits. They looked around at the bloody carnage left from Carson's rampage and then over to their husband who was also covered in blood.

"The fucker deserved it." Was all Carson said as he walked past the two heroes.

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No thoughts. Only early twenties dad Bruce and Clark and their two hundred thousand year old god boyfriend (OC) caring for their new son. Connor is an OC of mine not the DC character of the same name LOL

Connor: I am gone for a week, visiting my family and you two adopt a child?! I swear I can't leave either of you alone.

Bruce: *Internally panicking because this was NOT how Connor was supposed to find out.*

Clark: Don't be like that Connor! He lost his parents in an accident, he needed us! Look at how happy he is.

Dick: *Eight years old and hyped up on sugar because brooding gothic man child and alien farm boy himbo do not know how to properly care for a child and Alfred is also away. But is giving Connor the biggest, toothiest, heart melting grin ever*

Connor:........................ We are talking about this later. But for now I am taking my son to get some real food and buying him whatever he wants.

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Connor: *In the middle of a literal intergalactic war*

Bruce: *On the phone* Hey Connor? We need your help.

Connor: Kinda busy at the moment!

Clark: Dick won't fall asleep. He says he can't without his papa telling him goodnight.

Connor: Give me five minutes.

*Insert various killing noises and people begging for mercy here*

Connor: Alright put him on.

Bruce: Here ya go bud.

Connor: Hey bubba, I hear you're having trouble falling asleep. What's wrong?

Dick: I-I miss you.....

Connor: Awe I miss you too bubs, I'll be home soon okay? I'm just a little busy right now.

Dick: But you've been gone for so long!

Connor: I know sweetheart. I don't like being away from you this long either, but this is really important and I couldn't ignore it.

Dick: When will you come home?

Connor: Well if you go to sleep right now I can use my magic to get home early. But only if you go to sleep!

Dick: Promise?

Connor: I promise bubba. Now go to bed.

Dick: I will! Night papa!

Connor: Goodnight.

Bruce: What did you say to him I don't think I've ever seen him move that fast to get to bed.

Connor: I just promised him something. Now I gotta go, things are getting heated again.

*Connor proceeds to commit hundreds of war crimes that most definitely violated multiple laws that would definitely have him executed of many planets just to get home to Dick.*

Clark: *Very surprised with seeing Connor at the manor's front door* I thought you were off planet?

Connor: I promised Dick I'd be home soon. Had to keep my promise.

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Connor was in National city having lunch with Kara and Alex when he heard the faint sound of a voice in the distance.

"Wait shhh I hear something." Connor said trying to hush the sisters.

"I don't hear anything." Kara said straining her super hearing to scan the city.

"No I definitely hear it. I think it's.......... Dick?" Connor said confused as to why he was hearing his son.

He strained his super hearing more to try and hear Dick more clearly.

"PAPA HELP!" Dick screamed.

Connor immediately stood up from his seat and made his way towards the door concerned for Dick. Without saying goodbye to Kara and Alex or explaining why he suddenly left Connor quickly took to the skies flying at Mach speed to get back to Gotham.

"PAPA HELP PLEASE!" Dick screamed again.

"Shut it pipsqueak. Ain't no daddy of yours coming to save you" The kidnapper growled in annoyance.

"Say that again." Connor said.

The kidnapper turned around and came face to face with Connor who glared at the man his eyes glowing blood red. Connor grabbed the kidnapper and threw them to the side before rushing over to Dick.

"Are you okay bubba? Did they hurt you?" Connor asked worriedly checking over the young boy.

"I'm fine papa." Dick replied.

"Alright, close your eyes I don't want you seeing this." Connor said.

Dick nodded and did as hew as told. Connor stood up and turned back around to face the kidnapper.

"You took my child, you tied him up, and while you may not have hurt him, you threatened to harm him and that is something that will never go unpunished." Connor said.

After a while Connor walked back over to Dick and picked him up.

"Alright Dick, let's get you home bubba." Connor smiled.

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This AU has me in a chokehold now. Connor is a character of mine and I've been filled with gay superbat brainrot so this is the result. I also have thoughts for Jason's death so expect that soon. Anywho it may not be the best but meh I'm happy with it.

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Love From the Stars Pt 4.

It was complete and utter chaos. Morro had successfully completed his plan of releasing the preeminent and his army of ghosts into Ninjago. Everyone watched in abject horror as the ghosts flew about the city, destroying countless buildings. The preeminent stomped through the city crushing skyscrapers and creating more ghosts from inside it's demented maw.

"We got incoming!" Cole yelled to his fellow ninja.

The group turned their attention to a small horde of ghosts that were flying in their direction. As the horde grew closer though it looked more so like they were chasing after something. As they finally came into better view the ninja were able to see Connor flying through the air being chased by the ghosts. They readied their weapons getting ready to help Connor when he quickly turned towards the boat. He landed and slid across the damp deck before regaining his bearings and vaporizing the ghosts with a blast of red energy.

"Connor! Are we glad to see you." Kai exclaimed upon seeing his friend.

"Me too. Have any of you guys seen Lloyd anywhere?" Connor immediately asked as he stood up.

"He's inside, Wu is tending to his injuries." Nya answered.

"Thank god." Connor sighed in relief, knowing his boyfriend was safe.

"Does anybody have a plan on how the hell we're supposed to stop all this?" Jay chimed in.

"My guess is that if we take out the preeminent the ghosts won't be able to stay here without her." Zane theorized.

"How are we supposed to fight something like that though? Our weapons are useless against it and even our vehicles don't leave a scratch." Cole said.

"I'll handle the preeminent. You guys stay here and protect the boat from the ghosts." Connor said.

"Connor are you sure? That thing is massive! Who knows what she's capable of." Nya asked worriedly.

"I can hold my own. This isn't the first eldritch abomination I've gone up against." Connor replied as he summoned his spear.

He took off into the skies flying towards the preeminent while the others stayed behind getting ready to defend the people on the steamboat from the army of ghosts. When Connor came face to face with the preeminent the two stared at each other for a little while as if they were having a conversation. Though the preeminent moved to attack, her tentacles shooting towards Connor who quickly moved out of the way before retaliating with his own attack, bringing his spear down and cutting the tentacles in half.

The preeminent screeched in pain before charging towards Connor and the two quickly became locked in a fierce battle. As the two ancient beings fought the ninja continued their best efforts to keep the boat safe. As the two battles raged on Lloyd made his way out onto the deck, despite his injuries and Wu's protests.

"Lloyd! What are you doing out here?! You are in no shape to fight." Cole said upon seeing the blonde.

"I'm fine, these people need all the protection they can get. I'm helping and it's not up for debate." Lloyd said quickly throwing his aeroblade into a ghost.

"Fine, doesn't mean we like this though." Cole grumbled.

"You're not the only one. Where's Connor?" Lloyd said as he looked around for his boyfriend.

"Fighting the preeminent. I think he's winning" Kai chimed in.

As he said that though Connor got hit by one of the preeminent's tentacles. He crashed into the boat breaking the deck before he got up and brushed some debris off of him. Lloyd immediately ran over to his boyfriend, concern etched onto his face.

"Connor! Are you okay?" Lloyd said as he approached the older.

"I'm fine. This bitch is really getting on my nerves." Connor grunted.

He made his way to the front and jumped off into the water. The water began to bubble and the ground began to shake as Connor emerged growing in size until he matched the preeminent. The two beings faced off once again, both towering over the city below them as Connor summoned his spear once again.

"Round two motherfucker." Connor growled before charging forward once again.

This time though the fight was in Connor's favor as his attacks seemed stronger and caused more damage. The preeminent tried blocking his attacks but to no avail. Everyone watched below as Connor continued to unleash an onslaught of powerful attacks on the preeminent, weakening it with every hit seemingly using an ancient power that rivaled the eldritch abominations. Finally pinning her down Connor raised his spear above his head and brought it down plunging it into the creature killing it.

"I don't know whether I should be turned on at seeing that or absolutely horrified." Lloyd said after a few moments of silence.

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I think you can be both, because I am currently both." Kai said.

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"Come on Connor I just want to know how you did all that." Lloyd whined.

"Why? It's not as important as cool as you think it is." Connor said trying to change the subject.

"Not that cool? Babe you grew like seven hundred feet and vaporized ghosts." Lloyd proclaimed.

"I just used some magic. Like I said, not that cool." Connor replied with a shrug.

"All of that was magic? I've never seen magic like that before. How can you do all that?" Lloyd asked.

"I come from a long line of magic users in my family. Both my mom and dad are powerful mages, so I learned a lot of powerful spells." Connor explained.

"Huh, speaking of your parents do you think I'll ever meet them? I've heard so much about them but you've never brought up actually meeting them." Lloyd said.

"Maybe one day. I will say my mom does want to visit, but they're both so busy with things back on Cayoshia that they don't really have the time." Connor explains.

"Do you think they'd like me?" Lloyd asked nervously.

"They'd love you. Trust me they cannot wait to meet you." Connor reassured him.

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Not my best writing, not too happy with it but eh here it is. I also have asks on now, I know I'm not the biggest account on here but meh. Got any questions or requests ask away!

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Was gonna post a part 4 for Love from the stars but I hated how I wrote it so I've completely scrapped it and plan to rewrite it again. It's a Lloyd and Connor one with Connor going berserk on the preeminent. It'll come out maybe sometimes tonight or tomorrow we'll see. Also I've turned asks on. Don't really understand how they work so it'll probably be a rough start but eh. If y'all have any questions or requests then ask away! I'm gonna go pass out in the void now k thx bai

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Love from the stars pt 3. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------

The boys are taken to Chen's island to participate in the tournament of elements but Connor intervenes. No thoughts only Connor waking up one morning to an empty monastery. The ninja are nowhere to be found, he looks for Wu and is told they've been taken, though to where he does not know.

No thoughts, only Connor doing everything in his power to find the boys, working himself to exhaustion to the point that he has to be dragged away from the countless maps and computers he's been in front of for days so he can rest.

No thoughts, only Connor who takes off at the speed of sound throwing cars and shattering windows as he flies through the air at Mach speed the second he discovers the ninja were on Chen's island.

No thoughts, just Connor landing in the middle of the arena, shaking the entire island as he does. Everyone looks at this strange man and Clouse can feel an intense magical aura emanating off of him.

"I have come to retrieve the elemental masters of Ice, Fire, Earth, Lightning, and Energy. Where are they?" Connor asks, his voice echoing through the arena.

The ninja perk up at the sound of Connor's voice and scramble forward trying to get to where they can see him. Relief floods them as they see their boyfriend standing in the middle of the arena, maybe he could save them.

"Those elementals are partaking in Master Chen's tournament of the elements and are not permitted to leave unless they win." Clouse replied

Connor flicked his wrist and the arena was split in half as a giant fissure formed cracking the earth open. Onlookers in the stands scrambled to avoid falling into the sudden ravine.

"Perhaps I wasn't clear. I will be taking my elementals home, I do not care for your trivial tournament. Hand them over or I will send this island and all on it to the bottom of this ocean." Connor responded in anger.

"Who are you? I thought I rounded up all the elemental masters." Chen asked joining the conversation.

"I command the elements but I am not one of your so called masters. I am something far worse and if you do not hand over my ninja you will face defeat." Connor replied.

Out of seemingly nowhere a golden spear shot through the air and plunged its blade into the top of Chen's throne just barely missing the man's head.

"Guards! Get him!" Chen yelped as he sunk down in his chair.

A squad of guards swarmed the arena surrounding Connor with their weapons pointed at the young male. Connor called the spear back to him and spun it around before readying himself for the oncoming fight.

The guards lunged forward deciding to overwhelm Connor by attacking all at once. But the silver haired boy easily dodged their attacks before returning the favor with his own. To be honest it was mesmerizing watching Connor fight, he moved with great speed and agility never giving his opponents the chance to land a hit on him.

Though the same could not be said for the guards. Blood splattered across the ground as Connor sliced another guards throat open. He watched in slight amusement as they grasped their neck before falling to the ground limp. Another guard tried to hit him from behind but Connor quickly spun his spear and stabbed them through the heart.

"Boys get your things we're leaving." Connor called out.

The ninja quickly ran out of the arena and to their room grabbing their belongings. As they packed though they realized they couldn't just leave the other elemental masters on the island, who knew what Chen was going to do with them. They had to convince Connor to take the rest of the masters with him.

Back in the arena Clouse walked up to Connor, his hands glowing with magic as he stared rhe boy down.

"Stand down child, you face the most powerful sorcerer in Ninjago. You are no match for my magical prowess." Clouse said, giving Connor a chance to give up.

"Please, your magic is nothing but a bunch of parlor tricks compared to mine." Connor sneered.

As they stared each other down, Connor let out a surge of magical energy that caused Clouse's confidence to falter. He looked at Connor with wide terror filled eyes as he slowly backed away. In a panicked state Clouse cast a spell but Connor caught it in his hand then crushed it as if it were glass.

"What are you?" Clouse said, fear in his voice.

"An ancient being with magic strong enough to bring the universe to its knees. Fear me, for I will be your end." Connor said as he pointed his spear at Clouse.

"Please, have mercy!" Clouse begged

"Mercy? Your master took my lovers and forced them to partake in his twisted tournament for his own entertainment. Why would do you think I would show you mercy?" Connor said.

Connor pulled his spear back about to thrust the blade into Chen's chest when he felt a magical disturbance. He turned his head to see Chen performing a ritual with his staff. Soon the guards around him and even Chen and Clouse were transformed into Anacondrai. He stepped back in slight disgust watching as the former humans transformed.

"I don't have time for this." Connor groaned before turning on his heels and running to find the ninja.

"Connor!" Jay called out upon seeing his boyfriend.

"Guys!" Connor exclaimed, relieved they were alright.

He ran over to them and gave the five boys a kiss and a small bow to Garmadon. They talked for a while trying to come up with a plan to get off the island and back to mainland.

"We can't leave the other elemental masters here, who knows what Chen will do to them, especially now that he's turned his cult into Anacondrai." Lloyd said.

"Get everyone to the northern side of the island, my ship will be waiting there." Connor said.

"Your ship?" Kai asked.

"Yes, my ship. The one I came to earth on. Let's discuss this later, just get everyone to the northern side come on." Connor said running off before anyone could ask any further questions.

The group split up and tried to cover as much ground as they could and spread the word to head to the north shore. When they arrived however they saw floating just above the water with it's dock down.

"There's no way we're going to all fit in there, it's too small!" Jay said as he looked at the ship.

"What are you all waiting for get in!" Connor said as he ran up to the group with some cultists following close behind him.

"It's too small we can't all fit." Cole replied.

"Yes we will now get on the damn ship!" Connor said pushing some of the ninja towards it.

With no other choice the ninja boarded first with the other elemental masters following behind them. To their surprise though the inside of the ship was giant and true to his word there was more than enough space for everyone inside Connor's ship.

"A.D.I.I! Start the engines and take off, I'll follow behind!" Connor yelled to someone.

"Yes sir." A female voice, presumably this A.D.I.I person, replied.

The engines on the ship roared to life and it lifted further into the air before surging forward, flying away from the hellish island. Connor took to the air, flying towards his ship but he stopped and turned back to face the island.

"What is he doing?" Zane asked.

Everyone crowded around the windows looking at Connor as a huge ball of red energy formed above his head. He crossed his arms over his chest and broke the X shape causing the orb of energy to explode. The blast from the explosion was ginormous and it enveloped the island destroying everything in it's path until nothing remained. Connor then caught up with the ship and boarded it, making his way past the group of elemental masters who all looked at him in silent awe he sat down in the captains chair and assumed control of his ship.

Once the ninja were back at Garmadon's monastery they make their way to the showers to wash the sweat and grime off of themselves and finally change into clean clothes.

"So maybe next time you guys get invited to participate in some event hosted on a random island you don't accept it." Connor scolded the five boys.

"Yeah, that wasn't exactly the smartest idea on our part. Sorry for worrying you." Lloyd apologized.

"How did you do all that though? Making that giant crack in the island and then that energy ball wave thing." Cole asked and the others nodded wanting to know as well.

"I'll explain some other time, I'm tired so I'm gonna go take a nap." Connor brushed them off as he turned to head to his room.

Once Connor was out of earshot the five men turned to each other with confused expressions. He was definitely hiding something, and they were going to get to the bottom of whatever it was.

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Love From the Stars pt2.

I have decided to just make this a little series because the amount of brain rot this ship gives me is astronomical (pun 1000% intended) Anywho. Polyninja boys finding out about certain things Connor has because of his alien Biology. ______________________________________________________________ It was late at night and the boys were all chilling in the hot tub, Connor was sitting in one corner with Jay in his lap. Connor wasn't really paying attention to what his boyfriends were talking about opting to instead watch the night sky, that was until Kai said something that caught his attention. "Oh I have the perfect way for us to decide! Whoever has the biggest dick gets to have first pick!" Kai exclaimed.

"Do we have to?" Jay asked hoping his boyfriends weren't going to go along with this idea.

"Why not, it'll be fun and I feel like the only way we'll actually get to decide." Cole answered.

"Awe man. Well I'm out then already. I'm only four inches." Jay whined.

"I've got six." Kai said.

"I have five." Zane answered next.

"Eleven." Lloyd answered sheepishly.

"Ha! I win! I'm packing twelve inches baby!" Cole exclaimed.

"Wait hold on. If we're going by who's the biggest then I think technically I win." Connor interjected.

All eyes were suddenly on the oldest boy, some surprised and other's shocked. "You're bigger than twelve inches? And half inches don't count! And neither does shapeshifting!" Cole said.

"Well no, I'm eleven inches as well. But I am packing two." Connor stated.

"What?" Kai asked confused.

"Yeah, I have two dicks. So would that technically make me the biggest?" Connor restated.

"How the fuck do you have two dicks?" Jay said turning around to face Connor.

"I'm an alien, my biology is not the same as your guys' by far. How do you guys keep forgetting that?" Connor explained.

"There is no way you have two dicks. You have to be lying." Kai stated.

Connor rolled his eyes, knowing that Kai was just saying that so then Connor would get naked in front of them. But nonetheless he moved Jay off his lap and stood up. Hooking his thumbs on the hem of his trunks Connor pulled them off. Much to everyone's surprise Connor was telling the truth, hanging between his legs were two dicks.

"Holy shit. That is the weirdest but also the hottest thing I've seen." Kai said slowly inching closer.

"Do you have multiples of other organs?" Zane asked now very curious.

"Uh yeah. I've got three hearts, four lungs, and two stomachs. Oh I also have acidic glands in my mouth that allow me to spit acid." Connor explained.

Cole's eyes went wide with panic at learning that last bit of information about his boyfriend.

"You gave me a blow job yesterday and you're just telling us this now?! I could've had my cock melted off!" Cole yelped putting his hands in front of his crotch.

"Oh, no! No no no! My acid glands don't continuously produce acid in my mouth. I have to make them produce acid so you're fine. I won't ever melt your guys' dicks off." Connor quickly explained trying to calm his boyfriends.

"Acid blowjobs aside though. I think Connor should win our little competition and should choose who he gets to fuck first." Kai said in a sultry tone running his hands up Connor's thighs. "Well then if everybody else is okay with it. Then I'm taking Jay first." Connor said picking Jay up, much to Kai's dismay.

"Have fun with him!" Lloyd said.

"Don't break him." Cole teased.

Connor laughed as he stepped out of the hot tub and carried Jay inside and into his bedroom. And well let's just say they weren't the only ones having a pleasureful night.

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Love from the stars

The ninja boys x a male character of mine.

Cole: Wtf do you mean Connor is stronger. Cole is constantly trying to lift more than Connor but it is never a competition because Connor can always lift more.

Connor 100% banned him from the kitchen. One too many times has Connor run into the kitchen to the smell of something on fire and he just gave up and banned Cole from the kitchen.

Good god that boy is terrifying. When he first witnessed Connor's wrath against a villain who truly pissed him off it was terrifying. The way his eyes turned blood red and his punches literally shook the earth. Cole would also 100% never admit this but he may or may not have also gotten hard at the sight of seeing his boyfriend absolutely pummel a villain into the ground.

Speaking of. God does Connor feel amazing in bed. Connor constantly denies it but Cole swears the reason why he feels so heavenly is because of his alien biology. He's also just really vocal and ho does that get Cole going.

Jay: Finally! Someone who understands him! Connor is so smart that Jay always rambled on about some project he's working on or random tech facts and Connor actually participates and knows what Jay is talking about. Thanks to this the two are constantly tinkering or working on something.

HOLY SHIT HORRIFYING! When Jay saw Connor use his true powers for the first time it was almost nightmare fuel. He loves Connor don't get him wrong but he had trouble falling asleep that night. It was during their fights against the serpentine, Jay wasn't doing to well when Connor showed up out of nowhere and well suffice to say he doubted they went to the realm of the departed after Connor was done with them.

Big. Just big, Connor fills him so perfectly Jay can never get enough. They also get a little kinky sometimes. Mainly just some harnesses and stuff but hey it gets then going.

Kai: HE FLIRTS BACK?! HELLO?! Kai is always used to being the flirtatious and risque one in the relationship so when Connor started flirting back he was NOT prepared for it. He definitely had a gay panic

Well I'll be damned. If seeing Connor throw a man through a concrete wall wasn't the hottest but also the scariest thing Kai has seen. He definitely had some interesting thoughts that night.

KINKY MOTHERFUCKERS! The word Vanilla is not in their vocabulary. They aren't over the top but damn do they both have a lot of kinks and they use them to their fullest extent.

Lloyd: Hey finally someone who knows how to use multiple elements just like him! Connor has a multitude of powers but he always makes an effort to use his elemental powers when training with Lloyd. Does Lloyd actually understand his powers? No, but it doesn't matter.

IS THIS MAN A GOD?! During the whole Morro debacle there was something off about Connor. Morro seemed to always be afraid of Connor. And then it all came to front when the preeminent showed up. Connor took that thing head on and if ghosts could bleed there would be more blood than water in the bay.

cough BOTTOM cough You cannot tell me that after a rough day of leading the team and constantly having to shoulder the weight of being the green ninja that Lloyd wouldn't want to be fucked stupid. No thoughts only how good he feels with Connor inside him.

Zane: Paint me like one of your French girls. Well kinda. Connor is so confounding to Zane that he justs wants to study him all the time which usually leads to Connor naked in Zane's room. Not in a sexual way, Zane just wants to study his body.

No offense Lloyd but are we sure that he isn't the green ninja? Or like some ancient primoridal? When the overlord attacked Zane had planned to sacrifice himself to stop them but Connor stepped in and beat the motherfucker to a pulp.

Truth be told Zane does end up spending a few months making some new personal upgrades for himself. Despite the fact Connor always reassures him that it doesn't matter he feels bad that the two can't have sex because he's a nindroid. And holy hell he understands why humans indulge in sex so often. Connor is a fucking beast in bed and makes his new pleasure system go haywire in the best way