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Impulse!

here is the boy. The man, the myth, the legend, the adhd.

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How it felt being an Engineer fan watching Superman:

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ive been thinking about it lately more. what other animals could i turn into togs?

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Willy Wonka is PG Final Destination

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Ponds was ejected.

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This is my Alfred fan cast.

I just saw The Grand Budapest Hotel and when I saw Gustave I immediately went “that’s Alfred.”

Like, you be the judge on whether it’d work better as fanon or canon but it’s literally all I could think.

The sass? The meticulousness? The outfit?

Tell me I’m not the only one who sees this.

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THERE ARE JEDI DETECTIVE HOLOS IN THE GFFA??? DISNEY, YOU HAVE GREENLIT APPROXIMATELY 80 SHOWS ALREADY AND I HAVE WATCHED THEM ALL WITH ONLY MINOR COMPLAINTS, YOU OWE ME THIS ONE NOW GIVE US AN ANIMATED IN-UNIVERSE YOUTUBE SHORT OF A JEDI DETECTIVE SHOW, WHERE THEY SHOW UP AND READ THE CRIMINALS MINDS PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

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I would like to introduce one of my many clone trooper OCs:

This is CT-4782 “SwoopDeWoop”

Everyone calls him Swoop though because his they think his full name is fucking stupid.

Here’s some fun facts!

A member of the 501st

He’s a jet trooper

He’s petty and always knocking things over like a cat

He steals and pulls pranks for attention

He’s aroace

Quotes (used from a random quote generator):

Swoop: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Rex: ...We're on the ground floor.

Swoop: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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Rex: We need a plan to beat them.

Swoop: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Rex:

Swoop: Judge me all you want, I get results.

I used a clone creator website to make the armor; I can post the link if anyone wants it

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Cryptid(?) Superboy AU where the suit is actually a part of Kon. (TW/CW for brief mention of self harm near the end, marked with three ***)

He doesn’t notice it when he’s still in CADMUS, where he’s in a state that’s not really conscious but too alert to labeled asleep- a dissociative in between. He hears the scientists talking, hears the mention of “the suit responds as expected” or “how does he react to this…”

He can’t focus on it when after weeks of experiments and tests and “Look here, Project 13” he’s being rescued (what was there to be rescued from, what’s going on-)

But when things calm down, and he’s brought to the Watchtower’s medbay and someone goes to remove the suit so they can perform a checkup, he flinches away because that hurt*.

All too suddenly he’s aware of being able to feel the suit. It doesn’t feel like a coat, doesn’t feel like a blanket, it feels like him.

He becomes aware of how it aches, how he can feel the AC on him even though he should be covered.

A quick examination just confirms it: his suit is like a second skin.

It’s full of nerves, veins, even a few thin layers of muscle. There’s no bone, but it’s too soft and flexible to be cartilage. It seems weaker than the rest of him, somehow, old bruised able to be seen if you’re looking for them.

***When he’s left alone for the night, strapped to the medical bed because (he’s dangerous and untrustworthy and was made by Luthor) he thrashed around in a panic earlier, he finds a scalpel and runs it across his chest (hard, because even though he’s not Superman he’s damn well close).

He doesn’t know if he cries when blood rises and trails after the scalpel.

He doesn’t know how he feels when weeks later, there’s still a faint scar.

*I’m not 100% sure how it works in the comics, but to me just because you’re near indestructible/invulnerable, that doesn’t mean you can’t feel pain. I’m sure there’d be a higher tolerance to it, but considering Kon would only be a few weeks old/out of the tube at this point, he hasn’t built up that resistance yet.

Also I am well aware that a scalpel would not work on Kon, let alone Clark, but maybe it’s a kryptonite infused scalpel for emergencies.

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was thinking about the fact that peter currently has like absolutely no one (fuck no way home) and i just think that he should get attached to moon knight.

(i need to see marc accidentally adopting a very lonely teenager okay. steven would love peter i know this in my heart.)

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Unintentional Stalker Tim Drake AU

I love the interactions where Tim is his canonical weirdo fanboy self, but consider the idea that he never meant to stalk the bats.

Tim’s parents are gone, away on another dig, and Tim decides that instead of sitting in the quiet manor again, alone with only his TV to keep him company, he would grab his camera and take aesthetic photos of nighttime Gotham.

He’s quiet as he looks for a good spot to take his first photos, and when he finds a cool angle of a building against the setting sun he takes a photo.

He did not expect to see Batman and Robin mid jump between rooftops.

He quickly looked up from the photo, but any sign of the bats having been there are gone. Tim’s slightly disappointed, but decides to head home early, not wanting to risk being caught out alone.

The next night, he returns to the streets, camera slung around his neck and heading in the opposite direction of where he last saw the vigilantes. He sees a cool reflection of the moon being framed by a street lamp, and with the click of a button he takes the photo.

He again captured Batman and Robin, this time grappling in the distance, their silhouettes obvious against the light of the moon. When Tim looked up from the picture, they were gone.

Awe aside, he’s getting annoyed the two masked crusaders keep photobombing his pictures. He walks down a few streets, climbs a tree, and takes a landscape photograph. Almost hesitant, Tim looks at the result.

Robin is chasing a low level gang member across the street.

This keeps happening: Tim goes out into Gotham’s night in an attempt to take photos of the city, and every time time Batman and Robin- sometimes just one of them sometimes two- unintentionally fall into the camera’s path as Tim snaps a photo.

In the background of his photos he’s captured Batman scolding Robin, the duo eating ice cream, Robin trying to walk on a power line, and even a couple of their fights with some of the rogues, along with many more photos.

On one particular night, as Tim gets his camera to focus against a satellite dish against the sky, he sees Robin do a quadruple somersault.

Tim is quickly able to figure out their identities like in canon, and when Jason comes in to take over the Robin mantle, Tim discovers his identity too with little to no problem.

Tim keeps up with his photo shoots, not nearly as annoyed of the photobombs as he used to be but refusing to give up until he has one clean shot of just the city and nothing else.

When Jason dies, and Tim sees Bruce dishing out broken bones and ICU visits to everyday thugs, he knows he’s got to do something. After all, they’ve been entwined longer than the bats know.

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My brain is tired, so Rung, Ring, Ring and Rung

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OLS ITS ME YAYA!! 😭😭

YIPPIE

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Hello hello!! Transformers medics have been taking over my brain so I offer tumblr a headcanon dump

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A key point of medical coding is to want to help/heal/comfort people

Most of cybertronien medical facilities act like a hive, When a patient is presented they evaluate their injuries and lead them to the medic that can help them the best

With most medics being vastly different from each other, they can work seamlessly with the same coding of wanting/needing to help or heal someone in distress, and it’s sort of a group acknowledge thing which lets them work together easily

A larger facility with a large number of medics is what usually preferred since it’s not only better for the patient, but the medics as well

Like with most things the war completely fucked over the medics and their general dynamics

Medics typically act like cleaner fish, duos/small group take time to take care of patients efficiently, but during the war, there was always too many injured soldiers and not enough medics.

Not only the trauma from war but the stress of being away from a proper support system was very damaging (please seek therapy ratchet)