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Haven't even read the fic yet but this illustration had me on a choke-hold the second it popped up on the very first chapter. Had me pause and go to search for it on tumblr just so I could reblog it and remember to come back and stare at it more. I love this art style and am aiming to steal it as my own :>

NOT TO MENTION THE WAY HE DREW HARRY AND SNAPE UGH, I love it sm you guys just don't understand.

Hey so uh read The Awful Boy by @paracosim because it’s absolutely brilliant 👌🏻 going to be doing more illustrations for it soon hopefully!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13284585

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Jason with all his scars, plus the white streak in his hair is my canon.

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This is actually canon to me now (Im biased and I love Jason with all my being)

Dick is kind of a big brother who knows what effect he has on his siblings's friends, and he never misses an opportunity to make himself look even cooler in their eyes. But Jason? Oh, Jason has no idea that people even consider him pretty and interesting.

It pisses his siblings even more.

Jason, on his bike, with the most insane face card: Hey, Replacement, hop on. We have work to do.

Kon, twirling his hair: Is your brother, like... free?

Bernard: Yeah, on Friday

Tim, with his eye twitching: I will kill you.

Jason, absolutely unaware of what is going on: ??? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO

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Jon, waving enthusiastically at Jason, who passes by kitchen: Jason is so cool!

Damian: ...

Jon: And kind!

Damian: Calling Todd kind is definitely a choice.

Jon: But he read me a bedtime story the last time I was staying here 😕

Damian, frowning: ...

(Damian, later that day: Why did you read bedtime story to Jon and not me.)

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Jason: Why Tim's and Damian's friends keep fucking glaring at me? Or stumble when I am around? What tf am I doing wrong?

Dick, trying to hide his laughter: Eh, no idea

Bruce, absentmindedly: I, actually, have the same problem when I am around other people

Alfred, amused: No DNA test required, that's for sure

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Fanfic idea?? Someone??

how the fam find out Jason's still alive

Dick, looking through old photo books: aw, it's such a shame Talia didn't tell B about you until recently Dami, I'd have loved to see photos of you as a baby

Damian: ? I can get baby photos if that is required in this family

Dick: what, how? Talia doesn't seem like the baby-book kind of woman, no offense.

Damian: She was not, however after my brother was brought out of the Lazarus pit he was given a few old cameras in an attempt to make his mind focus on something not harmful to himself and settle down. He took a lot of photos of our family during his training.

Dick:

Bruce:

Both, simultaneously: your what now?

-later-

Damian, walking into the room with an old box: Alright so I broke into his current safe house while he was working and took one of the boxes. I believe these should suffice for your 'baby books'

Bruce: hold on you broke into his- your brother lives in Gotham??? there's a trained league assassin working in this city and you didn't tell me? Damian we need to talk about your habit of withholding important infor-

Dick: Bruce.....

Bruce: -mation. what?

Dick: look at the.... photo...

Bruce, leaning over to see a photo of Jason Todd holding baby Damian up at the head of a meeting table like in the lion king, red smear on his forehead, while Ra's Al Ghul stares at them both from his seat looking Tired Of Jason's Shit™:

Damian, peering at the photo: yes, Todd got quite good with the timers on those cameras, he took many a photo holding me like that. I believe it was a special campaign designed to get on grandfather's nerves enough that he'd agree to watch the movie with us.

Bruce:

Dick:

*screaming*

bonus:

Tim: you know some of these photos are actually really good, like the angles and tones you used

Jason: you steal Robin, I steal photography.

Tim:

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This actually gave me so much fic ideas that Im way too lazy to write out rn buy I'll reblog just in case

jason todd who progressively lies more and more as to explain how he came back to life

Tim: How the fuck did you win Uno 19 times in a row

Dick: Yeah you used to suck at this

Jason: Yeah actually that entire excuse that Superboy Prime punched the universe was a lie. I actually just called Death a bitch and challenged it to a game of Uno that lasted six months and won

Tim:

Dick:

Jason: :)

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Damien: Mother should have never allowed you to heal in the Lazarus Pits.

Jason: Actually I healed because when I was dead I was a ghost and like. Haunting Gotham as one does and then realised my dumbass body somehow left the grave so I had to find it and imagine how pissed I was when I found it in the Chernobyl pool

Damien:

Jason: Ghosts can't really hitch rides okay, I had to fucking walk

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JL: He came back... Wrong

Jason: Actually B lied that I died. I left to a boarding school and found my true passion, unicycling, and decided to unicycle over Eurasia and B was so embarrassed that he just started telling people I died

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Roy: So... How was death?

Jason: I fist fought St. Peter and fucking won he had to send me back

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Bruce, present for all of these: How did you actually come back to life, do you know? Have any theories?

Jason: The worms refused to eat me because I was so skinny and Mother Nature herself called me a disgrace and kicked me out

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UTRH AU - (before revelation) Jason tries to kill Dick but can’t keep his emotions under control. Loosely inspired by this.

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De-Aged Severus Snape

Everyone lives and Harry Potter doesn't grow up as the boy who lived. Everybody gets the ending they deserve... but Severus Snape? Oh, that poor soul.

As if the world heard his past pleas, they decided now was a good time to have him rest.

or

De-Aged Severus Snape who get's taken in by the Potter family. Not everybody is happy about this development at first - except for Harry whose just happy to finally be a big brother!

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A new group has made themselves known on the web, playing a twisted game in which they've set up a system for people to vote on which kid hero should be hunted for. The winner who kills said hero - gets a large sum of money.

This garners the attention of the Red Hood: a figure in Gotham who has just made himself known in the community as an upcoming crime lord.

During his mission to reign crime-alley, he had a strict set of rules laid out. One of those rules just so happens to be that - kids, are off limits.

The world is about to learn about that specific rule, real soon.

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Jason Todd Fic

The slit throat was the last straw, causing Jason to come to the conclusion Gotham wasn't worth it. Bruce, wasn't worth it. Red Hood, wasn't worth it. All of it just isn't worth it.

He then decides to revert his goal back to what he most wanted before he became Robin.

College.

or

Jason Todd leaves the Bats and vigilante life to start again. It just so happens he chooses Metropolis as his new home, and Clark Kent just can't help himself but to reach out to who he once saw as a nephew.

Let's just say, Clark didn't expect to suddenly have baby fever when looking at the boy in his late teens.

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Finally made it!

Fanfic Rambles

Jason when he was Robin had the habit of going to Bruce for comfort for everything. Oh, he stubbed his toe? Bruce can help. A kid made fun of him at school? B would make him feel better. He got hurt on patrol? Just one shout for his dad, and he'll come running.

Jason is nineteen and some things never change. Even if he's a crime lord now. The second he and bats were somewhat okay with one another, he's back to seeking his dads comfort.

-

"Jason? What are you doing here at... 3am in the morning?"

"..."

"Is someone hurt? I'll be right down-"

"No- no, no... it's not that."

"... okay?"

"Yeah."

"..."

"Can I- can I sleep in here tonight? Just tonight. I can just sleep on the floor, I just- I don't know... sorry, this is dumb-"

"No, no- don't go!"

"..."

"You can sleep here Jay... in the bed if you want. You're always welcome here..."

"Oh... oh, okay"

"C'mere, chum"

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I LOVED READING THE FIC THIS FANART WAS BASED ON. Came to a very much satisfying end, and it will now be stuck in my head for the forseeable future.

FANART OF A FANFIC #3

So. There is a certain amazing fanfic called lies of ommision by @kubabergen. So of course i had to draw it :))

Anyways, if you haven't yet, go read it.

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I was daydreaming about how amazing those fics where someone kills the Joker by accident was, and then realized "oh right, I can write!"

Where civilian Jason Todd who was walking home from school runs into the joker (he doesnt realize it's the joker at the time) and ends up killing him when he threw the strawberry milkshake he was sipping on the mans eyes which led to the Joker slipping and cracking his skull on the floor.

Coincidentally Batman got there just in time to witness the end, watching frozen as a seventeen year old Jason Todd with his empty milkshake stands there with wide eyes.

Jason then puts his acting skills to good use, naturally. (Hes a theatre kid, shut up)

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"Uhm, he's alive... I think"

"You think?"

"Listen, I just wanted to drink my strawberry milkshake in peace, can I not be judged for living for once in my life!?"

"Son-"

"Oh, so now you're pointing out the fact that I'm fatherless?"

"No! No, I just need to bring you to the police station so we can-"

"Wow, so now I'm going to be arrested by a man who dresses up as a fucking bat? Fuck my life, first you kill my mum, my dad, then I gotta be homeless for years and the second I finally have a roof over my head only to soon end up dead in a jail cell just like my old man!?"

"What?-"

"Can I live!? Can.I.Live!?"

"..."

Cue tears because Jason refuses to not put his all into this show.

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Fanfic Rambles

Jason when he was Robin had the habit of going to Bruce for comfort for everything. Oh, he stubbed his toe? Bruce can help. A kid made fun of him at school? B would make him feel better. He got hurt on patrol? Just one shout for his dad, and he'll come running.

Jason is nineteen and some things never change. Even if he's a crime lord now. The second he and bats were somewhat okay with one another, he's back to seeking his dads comfort.

-

"Jason? What are you doing here at... 3am in the morning?"

"..."

"Is someone hurt? I'll be right down-"

"No- no, no... it's not that."

"... okay?"

"Yeah."

"..."

"Can I- can I sleep in here tonight? Just tonight. I can just sleep on the floor, I just- I don't know... sorry, this is dumb-"

"No, no- don't go!"

"..."

"You can sleep here Jay... in the bed if you want. You're always welcome here..."

"Oh... oh, okay"

"C'mere, chum"

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Done! Anything for the shits and giggles.

Fanfic Rambles

We listen and we don't judge. Billy Batson Edition.

Billy, freshly eighteen years old, decides to reveal his identity in maybe the worst scenario possible. But he had a good giggle and that's all that matters.

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"We listen we don't judge!"

Captain Marvel speaks up, with a grin on his face.

"My true form isn't actually Captain Marvel, in reality I was a random kid from Fawcett that was chosen to become the next Champion of Magic!"

It's silent for a few seconds before Billy claps again, the grin still plastered to his face as he looks around heavily amused.

"We listen and we don't judge! Come on guys, next person"

...

"What."

"Hey! The rule of the game is to not judge, remember?" The freshly young adult says with that same shit-eating grin.

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Fanfic Rambles

We listen and we don't judge. Billy Batson Edition.

Billy, freshly eighteen years old, decides to reveal his identity in maybe the worst scenario possible. But he had a good giggle and that's all that matters.

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"We listen and we don't judge!"

Captain Marvel speaks up, with a grin on his face.

"My true form isn't actually Captain Marvel, in reality I was a random kid from Fawcett that was chosen to become the next Champion of Magic!"

It's silent for a few seconds before Billy claps again, the grin still plastered to his face as he looks around heavily amused.

"We listen and we don't judge! Come on guys, next person"

...

"What."

"Hey! The rule of the game is to not judge, remember?" The freshly young adult says with that same shit-eating grin.

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I'm honestly pretty proud of this little story lol Jason is such a troll.

Fanfic Rambles

It's literally canon that Jason Todd is the most emotional in the family. But he's also a straight up theatre kid, lets be real. He's a drama queen and we don't get enough fics showing that! So here's a fic idea of mine (that I'll definitely be writing soon) that I was daydreaming about:

Tim and Damian end up pulling a stupid stunt during patrol and Jason feels bad for them so he decides to take the fall.

Bruce yells at him in the cave in front of everyone, and Jason decides to test whether his secret weapon still works on the older man in order for him to get out of trouble scot-free.

(This is also slightly inspired by that one scene in my fic, Dad Duty, but more of a parody version lmao, I just thought it was pretty funny. Going straight into my "Jason Todd is a troll" folder)

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"Why can't you ever just listen to me, Hood? You're old enough to understand when I give out orders, everybody else certainly understands- but you! Why are you like this!?"

"I-..." Jason chokes out the words that don't seem to form, his eyes suddenly burning and his throat feeling like it was zapped dry. The image of his son stumbling on his speech, his hands slightly shaking and eyes suspiciously red leaves Bruce re-evaluating his words.

"F-fuck you B-Bruce... I-" The young adult can't seem to get the words out properly and he curses in fustration while moving a hand up to wipe the tears that have escaped the corner of his eyes.

"J-just, whatever..."

Jason leaves, the sound of his sniffles as he curses to himself in cut-off patterns because of the hitches in his breath, echoeing in the suddenly quiet cave.

Suddenly everyone in the cave is staring at him, and Bruce himself feels out of place.

"What the fuck, B!" Dick yells, stomping up to him.

Later on when Jason is in his safe house washing his face and icing his puffy eyes; he'll text his two little brothers a winking emoji and the message 'you're welcome'.

Meanwhile Dick is oblivious and is off to comfort his little wing after yelling at Bruce for two hours. Bruce sends Jason a card and basket full of goods saying he's sorry, with the next time they meet in person he's apologizing again and hesitantly offering a hug (because Dick said to)

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Fanfic Rambles

It's literally canon that Jason Todd is the most emotional in the family. But he's also a straight up theatre kid, lets be real. He's a drama queen and we don't get enough fics showing that! So here's a fic idea of mine (that I'll definitely be writing soon) that I was daydreaming about:

Tim and Damian end up pulling a stupid stunt during patrol and Jason feels bad for them so he decides to take the fall.

Bruce yells at him in the cave in front of everyone, and Jason decides to test whether his secret weapon still works on the older man in order for him to get out of trouble scot-free.

(This is also slightly inspired by that one scene in my fic, Dad Duty, but more of a parody version lmao, I just thought it was pretty funny. Going straight into my "Jason Todd is a troll" folder)

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"Why can't you ever just listen to me, Hood? You're old enough to understand when I give out orders, everybody else certainly understands- but you! Why are you like this!?"

"I-..." Jason chokes out the words that don't seem to form, his eyes suddenly burning and his throat feeling like it was zapped dry. The image of his son stumbling on his speech, his hands slightly shaking and eyes suspiciously red leaves Bruce re-evaluating his words.

"F-fuck you B-Bruce... I-" The young adult can't seem to get the words out properly and he curses in fustration while moving a hand up to wipe the tears that have escaped the corner of his eyes.

"J-just, whatever..."

Jason leaves, the sound of his sniffles as he curses to himself in cut-off patterns because of the hitches in his breath, echoeing in the suddenly quiet cave.

Suddenly everyone in the cave is staring at him, and Bruce himself feels out of place.

"What the fuck, B!" Dick yells, stomping up to him.

Later on when Jason is in his safe house washing his face and icing his puffy eyes; he'll text his two little brothers a winking emoji and the message 'you're welcome'.

Meanwhile Dick is oblivious and is off to comfort his little wing after yelling at Bruce for two hours. Bruce sends Jason a card and basket full of goods saying he's sorry, with the next time they meet in person he's apologizing again and hesitantly offering a hug (because Dick said to)