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Oliver: I win.

Bruce: What are you talking about? I literally have you pinned to the ground.

Oliver: Exactly.

Bruce:

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Dick: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Bruce: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Oliver: Smad.

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Clark: Batman isn't answering his phone.

Oliver: Let me try to call him.

Clark: Hal and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Bruce: *answering on the first ring* Yes Arrow?

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Diana: So given Arrow's attraction to Batman—

Oliver: How did you know about that?!

Diana: Uh, I have eyes?

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Bruce: Ollie, if anyone asks for me, I’ve gone out to scream into the night.

Oliver: Okay B. Have one for me too.

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Bruce: *whispering* You know I love you, right?

Oliver: I love you too, but why are we whispering?

Bruce: So that Hal thinks we’re plotting against him.

Hal: *to Dinah* What are they talking about?

Dinah: *who heard the whole conversation* Committing arson.

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Teen!Oliver: *drunk* I’m in love with you.

Teen!Bruce: You’re also shit-faced Ollie.

Teen!Oliver: I CAN BE BOTH!

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Bruce: *pushing Oliver behind him* He meant no disrespect.

Oliver: *staring directly at a gossip column journalist*  Oh, I absolutely did.

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Bruce: Don't get mad.

Oliver: :)

Bruce: Don't.

Oliver: Why would I be mad? 

Oliver: :)

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Oliver: Hey Bats, quick question here. How much is 132 multiplied by 42?

Bruce: Do I look like a calculator to you?

Oliver: 

Bruce:

Bruce: *sighing* 5,544.

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*at boarding school*

Teen!Bruce: Truth or dare?

Teen!Oliver: Truth.

Teen!Bruce: I dare you to kiss me now.

Teen!Oliver: *getting up* FINE!

Teen!Lex: Is it just me who heard truth...no one else?

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Barry: Which way did Arrow go?

Bruce: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess he went left.

Hal: You could really figure it out from that?

Bruce: No, you idiot, he sent me a text. See?

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Clark: You swore you wouldn't tell anyone!

Oliver: And I didn't!

Clark: You told Bruce!

Oliver: That's different! I tell Bruce everything! Don't you tell Lois everything?

Clark: ...fair point.

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Jason: *seeing Bruce&Oliver arguing* Trouble in paradise. 2 o'clock.

Roy: Wait, your 2 o'clock, or my 2 o'clock?

Jason: Over THERE!

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Bruce: You were wanting to kiss me all night?

Oliver: Yes.

Bruce: Even when you were yelling at me?

Oliver: Yeah, then too.

Bruce: So is this some sort of recent new development in your life?

Oliver: Wanting to kiss you? No. It’s sort of always been there. Like white noise.

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Tim: *closing the front door as he comes* GUYSSSS, I'M BAAACKKK.

Tim: *stomping on the floor* I'VE GOT SOME REALLY LOUD FOOTSTEPS.

Tim: *at the top of his lungs* BOY, I SURE HOPE I DON'T WALK IN ON SOMETHING THAT WOULD RUIN ME FOREVER!

Tim: ...

Tim: *screams for extra caution*

Bruce: Will you SHUT up?! We're WATCHING A MOVIE!!!

Oliver: *laughs like a hyena*

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Jason: Go kill them. Problem solved.

Oliver: You can't just go around killing people Jason.

Jason: I know. That's why you should do it.

Oliver: No, no. I can't go around killing people, either. Bruce will be mad with me.

Bruce: *eyes twich*