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Devotion is the best song on the new album fight me

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I love this 😍✨

☀️🌑☀️

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Introducing my DC (YJ show) OC:

Name: Saffia (Saffie) Grayson-Wayne

She’s Dicks twin sister bc I thought it’d be cute if he had a twin :)

Here’s her Pinterest board:

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HAPPY PRIDE!!! ILY ALL!

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Gotham’s Most Wanted

DC has got me in a chokehold

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Going to see thunderbolts*!!!!!!!!!!

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This is so funny to me idek why 😭

bruce letting duke learn how to drive on the way to school:

bruce: signal.

duke: hm?

bruce: duke, signal.

duke: uh… yeah?

bruce (raising his voice): signal!

duke (gripping the steering wheel): WHAT??

bruce (bracing himself): SIGNAL!!

damian (triple buckled in the backseat): your TURN SIGNAL, imbecile!

later, bruce: i need to start calling it a blinker.

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✨✨ DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE DANCE ✨✨

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AAA I LOVED THIS EPISODE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

They are so silly and beautiful. Thanks for give me what I want, Wayne Family Adventures

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I don't think that we as a fandom acknowledge that Dick Grayson is a kid from the circus that is now constantly antagonized by a clown themed villain enough.

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This is so fun 🤩

The Wayne family decide to do a 24 hour charity livestream. It quickly descends into chaos and so many new memes are born.

The highlights include:

- Everyone painting along to a Bob Ross video - Steph's painting somehow catches fire (it was Damian).

- Damian challenges his brothers to a lightsaber duel

- All the kids vs Tim at Call of Duty. Tim wins.

- Dick kicking everyone's asses at Twister

- Dick and Jason try the milk gallon challenge. It does not end well.

- Tim tasers Jason. They get a paramedic to supervise. It takes both Bruce and Dick to hold Jason steady. Tim is grinning evilly the entire time.

- They try to play Werewolf but for some reason they let Stephanie be the "overseer" - goes about as well as you'd think.

- Bruce killing is at karaoke

- They read fanfiction of themselves. Jason gives constructive criticism.

- The most chaotic game of Cards Against Humanity to ever happen

- Superman makes a guest appearance to read some bedtime stories

- Damian has school the next day so he can't stay the whole time but he does introduce all his animals before he heads off to bed. There are about four new ones Bruce didn't know about.

- Bruce shows off all his kids' baby photos. No one knows where he got them from.

- There is a "Wheel of Destiny". They spin it every hour and whatever it lands on, everyone has to complete that task.

- Barbara is there mostly to monitor the livestream and donations and also tell embarrassing stories about the Wayne kids

- Just Dance Rasputin

- Cass tries to teach her dad and brothers ballet. Dick and Tim do pretty well, but Jason tries a pirouette and lands on his ass.

- Tim does drag to Like A Prayer by Madonna. This is how his siblings find out about Caroline Hill.

- Duke reads some of his poetry. It makes Dick cry.

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So I’ve re-entered Harry Potter phase for like the fifth time now 😭

I’ve basically just been reading a ton of fan fiction, if anyone has any dark Harry Fic recs they would be much appreciated

Also I started reading AHB bc I’ve been meaning to read it for literally years, and TELL ME WHY ITS SO GOOD 😭

It was a lot of hassle trying to find it in English tho 😭😭😭 (here u go anyone else with the same issue: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38454070?view_full_work=true)

ALSO I’ve been reading scorbus fics, so basically all three generations have been covered :) I’ll make a separate post of recs for u! 🤗

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My biggest flex is that I met Ellie’s actor when I was a kid bc my dad worked with her :)

Bruce and any of his gremlins :)

That’s all 🤗

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This is now my favourite thing ever 😍

In which Damian isn't very fond of Tim, but they lowkey (highkey) start getting closer because he finds out Tim has fed and named a bunch of street cats around his apartment. Their bond is held together by a bunch of ratty old cats.

Tim, opening the door: "Damian? What're you doing here?"

Damian: "I request Michael's location."

Tim: "He should be sitting on the fire escape two floors down."

Damian, already pushing his way into the apartment and to the window: "Thank you Drake!"

Tim will occasionally see Damian outside his building just sitting in a pile of cats- and sometimes even Jerry the racoon- and takes pictures to send to the boy later. He makes sure to update him with what's going on with the cats.

Damian, talking on the phone: "Yes, yes, I see. And Persephone? She is well?"

Dick: "Dami, who are you talking to at" *Checks watch* "11pm? You should be asleep right no-"

Damian, turning to him and holding up a finger: "Shush, Grayson." *Turns back* "Did Jerry come by? And what ever happened to Beatrice's eye?"

Dick: 'Who does he even talk to besides Bruce and I?? When did he get friends? When did he get so caring of them? Why am I so out of the loop??'

Later, Dick snoops through his room and finds a bunch of pictures with him surrounded by ugly cats and sometimes raccoon, and is familiar with the building they're taken at. He immediately face palms because that makes perfect sense.

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Timmyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Baby Tim’s first snow

—-

Bruce, looking at Tim in one of those puffy baby winter coats, hat, gloves etc: Do you think he’ll be warm enough?

Jason: hmmm

Dick: add another scarf

Bruce: you’re right.

—-

Cass, sitting in the snow, Tim in her lap: it’s cold isn’t it?

Tim: *baby babbling*

Cass, bringing a handful of snow up to Tim: Do you wanna play with it?

Tim, grabbing the snow: *shoving a fist full into his mouth*

Duke: a natural already

—-

Alfred, carrying Tim inside: master Timothy, it’s much too cold for you to be outside still

Tim: *fussing*

Alfred: almost as bad as master Damian

Damian: I was wonderful

Alfred: …

Jason, tossing a snowball towards Damian, hits Tim instead: oh fuck

Tim, gets really quiet:

Jason: I’m sorry little dude

Damian: you will pay.

—-

Dick, watching a tv show with Tim in his lap:

Tim: *sneezes*

Dick: BRUCE!

Bruce, rushing in: WHAT? ARE YOU OK?

Dick: I think Tim has a cold now

Bruce: I’ll have Alfred keep an eye on him

Alfred, appear out of nowhere: perhaps you should blame master Jason, seeing as he snowballed the master Timothy

Dick: I see…

Bruce: I can’t have Jason dying again

Dick: you could bring him back??

Bruce: it’s still bad for my reputation.. do you know how often JL members ask if all my kids are still alive?

Tim, doing grabby hands to Bruce: Dada!

Bruce, grabbing him: Alfred and I will be in the batcave

Dick: what?? Give me back Tim??

Bruce: he clearly wanted his dada

Dick: you are ruining my life!!

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I feel like there was an actual Robin in a domino mask in tiny titans 😭

Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)

No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card

Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand

Bruce: State your name and purpose.

Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!

Bruce: Your Robin?

Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!

Tim, waves: Hey Bruce

Bruce: Approved, you may enter

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan

Bruce: Your Robin?

Hal: I.... don't have one?

Bruce: Denied

Hal: What?! But-

Bruce: Denied.

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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?

Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!

Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.

Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man

Wally: Blame Bruce.

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Bruce: Name and purpose?

Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue

Bruce: Robin?

Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?

Bruce:.....yes

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I found the best young justice Fic(s) it’s a series on ao3 and it’s got loads of parts! Go check it out!!!!

(Btw it’s young justice the show)

(Btw it’s got birdflash and snaibsel)