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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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to get revenge on Tim for being a little stalker back during his Robin days, Jason just decides to stalk Red Robin. the problem is that Tim realises Red Hood is stalking him and just goes ‘ok that’s fair’ and instead of getting annoyed about it he starts treating Jason like his own personal twitch chat.

Jason: *hacking into Tim’s apartment’s security cameras*

Tim, trying to cook in his kitchen: -so what do we think, chat? is this good or should i add more salt? and what should i make for dessert, any requests?

Jason:

Jason, seeing the rest of the apartment completely empty:

Jason: we really need to give him an MRI scan.

after a while Jason just starts going along with it and it becomes less of a revenge attempt and more of a keeping-an-eye-on-my-little-brother attempt, because it’s literally the only form of surveillance on Tim from the batfamily that Tim doesn’t immediately find and destroy.

Tim will be out on patrol with no coms connected, completely alone, and he’ll still pause outside a sting job and talk to nobody just like ‘chat do you think i should go in?’ and after a moment his phone will ping and it will be Jason who as far as he knows is in fuckin italy or something on a job, just ‘do it and i’ll donate 10 dollars’ and Tim will just be like ‘bet’ and it’s completely normal for them.

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just one more try

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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.

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snoopy of the day

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Dick after Jason dies: I'm a failure of a brother. I don't deserve family, much less younger siblings.

Tim: bonjorno person I imprinted on as a toddler. Can I help solve crimes too?

Dick:

Dick: curse my weak, adoptable heart

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~ Gotham Knights

Looking away because they know Bruce and Dick are about to have one of their arguments.

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Happy Birthday to my favourite DILF 💕

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Someone asks Clark if he ever feels strange, being so different.

He thinks of Martha Kent swatting a tractor off his foot with a broom when he was nine. Of Jonathan muttering about “tough sons of guns” while wrapping his bleeding knuckles after teaching Clark to hold back. He thinks of prom night, his suit too tight over muscle he hadn’t earned, terrified to touch anyone because what if he crushed them?

He thinks of the old dog they had growing up, the one that barked at thunder but not at him flying.

“No,” he says finally, smiling softly. “Smallville made it easy to feel normal.”

He doesn’t say that’s why he loves Lois and Bruce—because they yell at gods and treat him like a person. Because they hold him like he couldn’t burn them with just his eyes. Like for once, he could be delicate.

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All joking aside, reminder the June isn't the end of Pride because July becomes Disability Pride Month. Keep supporting your Disabled Gays and Theys throughout the month!

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Robin really tried to guess Anarky's password with anarchists' names and then said, "wait a second, Anarky is an idiot!" And then correctly guessed that the password was password

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Back off lil gang

Yj for my sister (nobody is suprised)

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9 times out of 10 dick has good reasons to yell at bruce but nothing is funnier to me than the times when bruce has actually done fuck all but dick freaks out on him anyways and his internal monologue is just “he doesn’t trust me. he thinks i’m a failure. he hates me and wants me to die. he’s everything to me. i wish i never met him. he’s my batman and i’m his robin but those days are over.” ok man let’s calm down.