#Batpups

[cloakedsparrow]

Dick: Okay, I think we’re gonna have to do ‘Good Cop, Bad Cop’.

Jason: Yeah. It’s tropey but it works.

Dick: Exactly. Wanna flip for Bad Cop?

Jason: You’re kidding.

Dick: Or we could play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock?

Jason: Dude, I can’t be Good Cop. I kill people, remember? You can’t kill people and be Good Cop.

Dick: Those were traffickers and mob lieutenants. These are Rogue goons.

Jason: What, like that matters?

Dick: Yes, that matters. They don’t care that you took out some mobsters. They care that you revived the Joker after beating him to death and then let him go.

Jason: I didn’t revive him, I just didn’t let him die yet! And I didn’t let him go either! That was Batman! I was gonna kill the psycho!

Dick: Yeah, well, you still kept him alive and the goons probably know it. Just like they know I was happy to leave him dead when I killed him.

Jason: What?

Dick: You heard me.

Jason: You…?

Dick: Killed the Joker? Yes. I thought he killed Timmy and then when I confronted him, he said your name and…I didn’t stop hitting him until he choked on his own blood.

Jason: Then…how is he still alive?

Dick: Batman revived him.

Jason Fucking what?

Dick: Yeah.

Jason: Well, now I definitely can’t be Good Cop. I’m way to pissed for that shit.

Dick: Well, so am I.

Jason: Fuck.

Dick: Fuck.

Jason: So now whadda we do? Try to beat it outta him?

Dick: No, he'll lock down. That's why I suggested "Good Cop, Bad Cop" to begin with.

Jason: So we need a Good Cop.

Dick: Okay, I’m gonna call Timmy and see if he can come play Good Cop.

Jason: Good plan.

Dick [talking into a secure (& Batman-proof) phone]: Hey, Robin, you busy?

Tim [on speakerphone]: Kinda, yeah. What’s going on? You sound weird.

Dick: Hood and I need to get some intel from a goon, and we’re thinking “Good Cop, Bad Cop” is the way to go but neither of us can pull off Good Cop right now.

Tim: Shit. I’m in Bangkok right now-

Jason: The fuck are you doing in Bangkok?

Tim: Speedy needed help with a thing.

Dick: In Bangkok?

Tim: No. She’s in Korea.

Jason: So, again, why the fuck are you in Bangkok?

Tim: Because Lady Shiva’s here and she’s perfect for what Speedy needs, so I’m calling in a favor she owes me.

Dick: You’re calling in a favor from Lady Shiva because Speedy needs help with a thing in Korea.

Tim: Yep. You got it.

Dick: No, that’s- You say that like it doesn’t require any further-

Tim: Can you hang on for a second? There’s an assassin tailing me.

Dick: Shit. Do you need us to send someone out there?

Jason; Starfire should be done with her thing by now. She's not on your shit list, right?

Tim: No, I like Kori. But I’m good now. My assassin got the other assassin.

Dick: You have an assassin?

Tim: Kinda? She defected from the League of Assassins and is up for hire but she always gives me priority since she feels like she owes me a life-debt.

Dick: Again, you sound like you think that statement doesn’t require any further explanation.

Jason: So you hired your assassin buddy to kill the other assassin?

Tim: What? No. Of course not. She didn’t kill him. We’ll question him later. She never kills on my jobs since she knows I don’t like it.

Dick: What about other jobs?

Tim: That’s her business. We aren’t all control freaks, you know.

Dick: That’s-

Jason: That’s good, Little Red. Good that you have healthy boundaries.

Dick: I have healthy boundaries.

Jason: Sure you do.

Tim: Okay, you’re gonna have to argue that on your own. I’m supposed to help my friends out with something after I get Shiva to help Speedy, but I have to handle this interrogation first. So how about I just send my friends the twenty-five plans I drew up and ask Bunker if he minds helping you out before he joins us? He should be able to get inside Gotham in less than ten minutes.

Jason: Oh, Bunker’s perfect for Good Cop.

Tim: Right? They’ll spill everything and probably give him their grandma’s secret family recipes on top of it.

Dick: Wait. Back it up. You have twenty-five plans drawn up? What are you guys up against?

Tim: Nothing we can’t handle. Young Justice figures, why even bother with a plan B if you aren’t gonna cover the whole alphabet?

Jason: There’s twenty-six letters in the alphabet, Little Red.

Tim: Yeah, but plan Z is always the same, so we don’t bother listing it anymore.

Dick: Is it ‘get an adult’?

Tim: Of course not.

Jason: When you were a Teen Titan, how often did you call in an adult when you probably should have?

Dick: Okay, that’s fair.

Jason: So what’s plan Z?

Tim: ‘Fuck it, we ball’.

Dick: That’s not a pl-

Jason: That’s perfect. I love it.

Dick: No. Don’t encourage him.

Tim: Thanks, Red. So do you want me to ask Bunker about helping you? I’m kinda on a time crunch now.

Jason: Yes, please.

Tim: Okay. He’s on the way. Is there anything else?

Dick: Whe-

Jason: No, we’re good. Have fun storming the castle!

Tim: ‘Kay, bye!

Jason: Bye!

Dick: The fuck-

Jason: Bunker and I can handle the interrogation here and Timmy and his assassin friend are gonna be busy with an interrogation there for a bit. If you take off now, you can probably catch up with him and go all big brother like you’re dying to.

Dick: You sure?

Jason: Yeah, I’m sure me and Bunker can handle this asshole.

Dick: Thank you.

Jason: Yeah, well, you did kill the Joker. That’s gotta count for something, right?

Dick: I’ll tell you all about it after I make sure Timmy doesn’t get himself killed or lose another organ.

Jason: I’ll hold you to- Timmy lost an organ?

Dick [already calling Kori to get him to Tim]: Later. I’m on a time crunch now!

Jason: I’m holding you to that!

Jason: *sighs* No one in this family knows how to share.

[crookedlynerdywriter]

I’ve got this scene in my head for a Mer!Batfam AU where Bruce is human but he’s raising a bunch of merpups. And I just have this idea of him like picking one of his babies up out of the water while the pup screeches and bites him like that one video of a guy talking about how he pets his dog to relax while it bites the shit out of his fingers without really doing any damage. And he’s just like “and this is my precious little sweet heart *insert bat kid of your choice*”. The context being that merpups need to spend some time out of water for their bodies to properly develop the ability to breathe air rather than just using their gills to breathe water but like when babies get fussy for tummy time they don’t like being out of the water so they scream and hiss and bite but they’re not trying to hurt Bruce so much as show they’re upset (they get over it eventually but begrudgingly lol).

I also want to note that this idea has all of the batkids closer in age and younger because I like the idea of Bruce trying to manage a litter of mischievous little Mer-batpups and also because I think it could play into the idea of mers as social creatures that form pods and would likely usually raise pups communally in the pod and the pups would form their own little pod mirroring the adults.

[jannis-world-connection]

#Repost from @unfoldingearth with @ming.app . Just catching a ride on mamas belly🦇 @earthsfauna for more!! Did you know that for the first couple of weeks in a flying fox pups life it clings on to It’s mother abdomen at all times! Photo by @solar_whisper For more posts, please like and follow☘️ #flyingfox #flyingfoxes #bat #bats #animal #mammal #mammals #animals #nature #wildlife #biology #zoology #wildlifephotography #animalphotography #naturephotography #cuteanimals #batpup #batpups #babybat #babyanimals #adorableanimals #beautifulanimals #coolanimals #loveanimals #awesomeanimals #flyinganimals #flying #wings #bigwings https://www.instagram.com/p/B8r6qeaBR_I/?igshid=10as248nrw5sg

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

[mayakern]

Just wanna say that your work is incredible! I've been following you for a good 6 years now and you're a huge inspiration to me, I'm looking forward to seeing the things you create in the years to come 😊

aww wow thank you, that means a lot!

i can’t believe how long some of y’all have stuck around for! six years ago i was completing my senior year of college, i was still making chapter 2 of monsterpop, plus my short comics. i was unmedicated, insecure, and barely scraping by, especially once i left school to strike out on my own, and i was desperate for work and constantly overworking myself.

now i have a wife and a fixer upper house and a dog and two cats. my wife and i work full time together on our store and i basically get to work drawing whatever i want to make merch for it. i don’t have to draw anything unless i want to and i don’t (normally) have to work longer than an average work day. my wife and i make a good living together and we have good friends who love us and we take care of each other. a lot can change in six years. :’)

[mademoisellepumpkin]

Just a bonus thank you post for my new followers. I really appreciate it!

Wait a second, Bruce Wayne?! - You’re ruining it for everyone !

Pup Quiz with Ben Affleck - The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon (x)

[amarkofcain]

I lov u

I lov u too Dan!!!!!!

[gamebunny-advance]

🦇🥚🍨 pink!

Number 4

1 Slot Remaining

[darlinghomebody]

Next up, Moon Bat! Sign up before October 1st to get this adorable sticker and/or magnet in YOUR mailbox. This is Moonie, she is a kind young bat who is tasked to protect a mansion in Massachusetts. When specialist Jamie Narvey arrives to communicate with Moonie and her fellow bats, Jamie brings along her teenage daughter, Sam. Moonie quickly falls in love with Sam, but their budding relationship is complicated not only by her non-human state, but also by her troublemaking batty aunts and their mischievous antics. .  (definitely NOT the plot of Casper, but slightly altered) . . #bat #bats #moon #halloween #stickers #crescentmoon #kawaiihalloween #babybat #batpup #batsofinstagram #chibiart #chibistyle #cutechibi #kawaiigoth #goth #moonwitch #witchfamiliar #cutewitch #gothgoth #pastelgoth #pastelpunk #halloweenstationary #gothstationary #stickerlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CiDifFoO_ve/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cloakedsparrow]

Red Hood climbs up onto a roof with the intention of watching some drug smugglers below, only to find Robin, crouched in the perfect hiding space Jason had noticed. The boy is eating fries from a curled down Batburgers bag and sipping a Riddler Shake.

Jason: What are you doing here, Boy Wonder?

Tim: Probably the same thing you are. Spying on criminals.

Jason: ...

Tim: Want some fries? They're Jokerized, just to warn you.

Jason: Why?

Tim: Kon-El got some to try the last time he sneaked into Gotham and it turns out they're really good.

Jason: No, why would you offer me fries?

Tim: I have enough to share and I can always buy more?

Jason: Why are you being nice to me?

Tim: I'm offering fries, not a kidney. Why wouldn't I?

Jason: Because of the knife to the throat or, you know, that time I beat you within an inch of your life?

Tim: ...

Jason: ...

Tim: What the fuck was your time as Robin like?

Jason: The fuck?

Tim: A mentally unstable individual violently attacked me because he was scared or mad at Batman. That's like a bi-monthly occurrence for me, minimum. At least you were really insane and want to get better now-

Jason: I never said I wanted to stop killing.

Tim: I said get better. You want to be in control of yourself instead of being all Lazarus crazy, right?

Jason: Yes. But that doesn't mean I won't kill.

Tim: That's still wanting to get better. You think half the rouges who rotate through Arkham are actually trying to get better by even that much?

Jason: No.

Tim: Me, either. So that makes you an improvement over the usual. Plus, you know, the trauma from being murdered and all.

Jason: That's not an excuse to attack a kid.

Tim: No, but it's an explanation, which, again, is better than the usual. And you're showing signs of genuine remorse. That's huge around here. How often do we get that?

Jason: Anyone ever tell you your standards are kinda fucked up?

Tim: They'd have to pay closer attention for that.

Jason: Fucking what?

Tim: Doesn't matter. It's not like you're going to talk to anyone and even if you did, who'd believe you?

Jason: ...

Tim: So, you want some fries?

Jason: Yeah, sure.

Jason: These are good.

Tim: Right?

Jason: Is this nori?

Tim: Uh-huh; with paprika, kosher salt, and msg. I think there might be something else in there, but I haven't been able to place it.

Jason: Potato starch.

Tim: Oh, that makes sense.

Jason: I am definitely Jokerizing my fries from now on.

Tim: Try them with the Riddler Shake, too. The mint really compliments them.

Jason: I'll do that.

Tim: Wait. Doesn't that guy work for Black Mask?

Jason: Yes, he does.

Tim: So...want to pull a World's Finest?

Jason: A what?

Tim: You know, a team-up?

Jason: You-? Fucking- You know what? Sure. Let's pull a World's Finest. *under his breath* Little freak.

[ahp-discourse]

You mean in the way that exclusionists continue to hold aces (and really inclusionists in general) responsible for that one person who mocked the AIDS crisis, acting as though we all feel that way? (Hint: We inclusionists don’t.  Most of the Aces I’ve encountered don’t either)

“whine about how the mean sexual assault survivors are threatening you”

Yes, how dare I expect to have the ability to voice my opinion without being threatened with physical violence?

Fuck me, amirite?

I guess that means that I can go up to every exclusionist that has called me a pedophile apologist and threaten to beat their asses.  You’d be okay with that, right? Me using threats of physical violence because someone said something I didn’t like?  As a survivor of CSA, I don’t like when people call me a pedophile apologist - but that doesn’t give me the right to threaten them with physical harm.   

The same thing applies here.

People don’t have to like me pointing out how similar their rhetoric is to that of a rape apologist - but they don’t get the right to threaten physical harm over it.

Now, I’ll tell you the same thing I tell everyone else:  If you dislike me and what I post on my own blog, if you find it “disturbing”, feel free to block me and move on.

[batpupp]

[sniiiped]

batpup replied to your post “Also a bitch in the comments said that asexuality is a mental issue...”

Being told you're weird isn't oppression. Cis Heteroromantic aces and heterosexual aros are oppressors on the axes of gender identity and sexuality because that's just how privilege works.

Cis Heteroromantic Asexuals/Cis Heterosexual Aromantics don’t WANT to be part of the LGBT community because THEY KNOW they’re not part of it. The argument is that ARO-ACES are disgusting/not a real thing/are inherintly (I probably butchered that word) Hetero which is what I’m arguing against!

Also not everyone that isn’t LGBT is automatically an oppressor. I had straight and cis allies in my life! I am sure that Ace people can be just the same!

[whereintheworldiskamalakhan]

[spacecharizard]

He eats justice for breakfast

[de-la-tierre-a-la-lune]

Pretty girls. The best girls.