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50 Shades of Game: The E3 2014 Chronicle

50 Shades of Game: The 2014 E3 Chronicle (Day 0-1)

-- I wrote this about my two hardcore gaymer friends who obsess over this stuff --

It was a dark and stormy night when Justin and Billy were caressing each other’s soft and succulent bodies while watching a stream of Mortal Kombat. Billy leans over tickling Justin’s earlobe while whispering, “Pac-Man’s by far the most useless Smash-character possible.” Justin jolts back with pleasure cascading down his spine, “Well Billy, at least Far-Cry 4 will be a triumphant achievement in video gaming history.” Billy just gazes into Justin’s deep hazelnut eyes for a moment as he telepathically agrees with him.

Justin’s jaw starts to quiver as he almost lets a tear escape from his ducts. Instantly Billy’s heart grows wider noticing this, “it’s about the PlayStation conference isn’t it? It’s okay my darling… the Vita’s so-called pillar will eventually collapse inward upon itself before Sony even has the chance to scream ‘Kojima-‘” – “No, it’s not that dear. I just- I just don’t understand why there’s a white PS4 yet, shouldn’t Sony be focusing on adding promised features before advertising new products?” Billy took a moment for self-reflection, remembering all of the new features the Xbox One added over these past couple months. He was dumbfounded for words, knowing that Xbox lived up to its promised features – plus some – but they didn’t even bother bragging or advertising about them, while Sony (who started out strong) only gave such a- a- heck, mediocre isn’t even an adequate word to describe their conference. Billy wanted- NEEDED to make Justin forget about these painful atrocities. Thus he started to move his hands downward hoping to create a Ryse out of Justin.

Justin’s eyes rolled in the back of his head while feeling all this pleasure. The pleasure brought upon great imagery in his mind; Battlefront, Hardline, Advanced Warfare, Smash Brothers, Rollercoaster Tycoon, the Order, AC Unity, Phantom Dust- oh yes, Phantom Dust. Phantom Dust’s teaser replayed over Justin’s closed eyelids like a theatre projector while Billy’s hands moved lower and lower. Billy, unaware of what was going on in Justin’s mind, saw the pleasure on his face and knew what it must have been for. As his hands finally were reaching their destination, Billy looked up at Justin and, while winking, said “GTA 5 baby.” Justin, caught completely off guard by this accusation, pushed Billy off of him without delay while stating “Oh, you mean Grand Theft No-Heists V?!?!”

Billy, distraught with confusion, attempted to explain to Justin that Rockstar, being such an amazing studio, would easily be able to make GTA available for these other platforms while still being able to create an amazing multiplayer experience that, obviously, would include the ever-promised infamous Heists. Justin looked Billy dead in the eye and wanted desperately to believe him, but he knew deep down that the more Rockstar had to work on – the less likely of them ever living up to their false hopes. Justin let out a loud sigh and smiled, “I know. I know. So anyway, what about that Lara Croft?” “AWHHH MY GAWD!” Billy shrieked as his back arched thinking about it. They both, unknowingly, whisper under their deep heavy breaths, ‘my tomb is so ready to be raided’. It was at this moment where the two became more turned on than ever.

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I don't follow gaming news ever, granted I love to play games all the time though. A couple of my friends were going on and on about E3 earlier while getting their panties in a bunch, so I decided to write this erotic fan fiction about it. Hope you enjoy! I may decide to continue this as E3 goes on.

So far I'm calling this genre 'Erotic Friend Fiction'