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Jon: I'd really like to learn new langaugss

Jay: why don't you ask Damian isn't he like super quick at learning languages atleast he can offer tips

Jon: I'm not discussing languages with Damian anymore

Jay: okay? Why

Jon: He knows what he did. You know what you did Damian.

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Damian: I was having a very nice conversation with Jon when Jay interrupted and suggested I go to therapy for my quote. "Mummy and daddy issues " don't know why those words came up as I was talking about some very happy memories.

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THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

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Jason: I was mentioned on patrol last night how I wanted the new Lord of the ring copies and Damian handed them to me in some nice wrapping. Needles to say I'm running to another country, hoping to get some distance between us to I can write my will out

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Dick: Oldest sibling and second parent is a real thing... Timothy Jackson Drake Wayne I swear to fucking God if you're still awake I'm cutting off the wifi

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Speaking alot of languages Damian doesn't really care too much what language he reads manga in. He's reading it anyway

Unless he's in school, then he likes to buy the books in Japanese and read them just to be a pretentious asshole

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On this episode of songs I listen to them because they remind me of a character we have Gasoline by Halsey for Jason Todd

With crying over the lyrics

"Do the people whisper about you on the train like me?"

Reading into being people of Gotham or the batfamily themselves

And extras of

"Do you tear yourself apart to entertain like me

"Are you high enough without the Mary Jane like me"

"And all the people say you can't wake up this is not a dream "

"You are not a human being"

"Lighting matches just to swallow the pain like me

And our main focus of

"I think there's a flaw in my code these voices won't leave me alone"

And this concludes our episode of crying over songs!!

Next week we have born without a heart for Damian Wayne

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Now DCAU is on my mind

Really reminds me how pissed off I am they just wrote as the "bad mother. "

Listen Bruce isn't a terrible horrible father and some people like to write him as. He's trying his best. Damian is better off in Gotham then with the League.

But the whole idea of putting Bruce's and Talia's parenting together annoys me very much they both adore Damian and try to do the best they can for him. But they've also both hurt him

Remember Damian has as many daddy issues as he does mummy issues.

Damian needs but also wants them both in his life.

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I know the DCAU was over by then and this comic came out 2022 but Shadow Wars would of been a perfect ending to DCAU Damian's story

Making progress with Damian's relationship with his mother.

Talia listening to Damian

Damian pointing out to Talia, Bruce was also her family.

Bruce and Talia respecting Damian and trusting him

I think it came as a show how much Damian's grown and being a key part to the DCAU

So Much of that arc was important to all 3 them, own growth and their relationship together

Granted many flaws as Ra's was dead since the first movie but still.

I'm upset that DCAU closed with yeah Talia suddenly hates her son. Why? Cos we said so.

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he’s probably trying to get them all to come snuggle…he doesn’t care if he can’t fit them all under his wings

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war never changes

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

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I once had a brother

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A reminder:

Robins: Dick, Jason, Tim, Steph, Damian

Batboys: Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke

Batkids: Dick, Barbara, Jason, Tim, Cass, Steph, Damian, Duke

Batsiblings: Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Cass, Duke

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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)

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Me on my way to tell English scholars all the books they read are fictional so they can no longer analyse them after a bunch of reddit users yelled at me for analysing damian

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*at the supersons base*

Damian: *throws something at Jon's head*

Jon: hey what was that?

Damian: MM's

Jon: I see that. Why did you do that

Damian: cheer you up or something I don't know

Jon: That's so nice man! Why did you know I was upset

Damian: you always get upset when you fail your tests. And you failed your maths today

Jon: I really appreciate... wait why do know I failed my maths test I didn't tell you that

Damian: *throws another packet of mms at him* what's that?