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The Batkids celebrate Father’s Day. They wouldn’t go all out, Dick would come down from Bludhaven for the weekend, Jason might insist on making breakfast for everyone, so Alfred can take a break for once. It’s met with protest from Alfred, but in the end the man can’t really say no to Jason like that. If Tim’s father is still in his coma by this point, he would go and spend a few hours in the hospital with him, before coming back to the manor. He would end up getting Bruce a card he gives him in private. Damian is still getting use to the fact that he gets to truly participate in celebrating Father’s Day, and would go to Dick for advice on what to do. He makes something for Bruce, whether that ends up being some form of art, Bat-tech, or anything in between is up to you. Even thought Steph wholeheartedly says that Bruce is not her dad, and never will see him as one, she gives him a quick hug. No words are exchanged, just silence, but Bruce is still happy with it. Babs is off celebrating Father’s Day with her own dad, so we don’t see here to much here, but she still shoots Bruce a quick text. Cass spends the day following Bruce around, and goes on patrol with him that night. She just talks with him, quality time. Duke, still being the newest to the family, feels awkward about it, and while a solid pat on the shoulder from Bruce doesn’t exactly fix things, it makes it a bit better.

Bruce might not have even called Alfred his father aloud, but he has without fail done something for him each year ever since his late teens.

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Small Head cannon:

You know how sometimes little kids will make those little coupon books for their parents/ loved ones?

Well, when Dick was little, maybe 10 or 11, he made on of these coupon books for Bruce (bc he’s emotionally constipated) and one for Alfred as well. Those little slips of paper end up getting circulated through the family as it grows. They never expire, and can be used an unlimited number of times. Years and years later, Damian ends up approaching Dick with a slip of paper.

“1 free hug”

written in Dicks terrible child handwriting. Damian doesn’t tear up as his older brothers warmth surrounds him in an embrace, he doesn’t feel relieve at the feeling of being protected, at feeling truly safe. Dick is happy to give his family hugs, whether they have the coupon or not.

The coupons also work for anyone who has them, not just on Dick btw. More coupons have been made over the years, ie: “1x free BatBurger Lunch” (aka, get lunch and hang out with me), “One Free 30 minutes training session”, “1x help me with homework pass” (was originally Do my homework, but Alfred put a stop to that one). “1x Take my patrol tonight”, “Watch one movie with me”. etc etc. They have done wonders in helping them all communicate.

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The mentioned news article the next morning for my Mer!AU (Pt 1) (Pt 2)

(once again, @lochnessgoddess is the reason I remembered to post ngl) pls ignore bad writing, this is my first time writing a news report thingy

THIS JUST IN: Superboy spotted in multiple different city’s frantically buying grilled fish and sushi, suit destroyed, covered in claw marks? New Foe? Friend? Or do the torn clothes hint to a deeper relationship? Find out here!

Published by: 100%TrustworthyNews

Written by: the intern in the basement Meds

Late last night, or for some early this morning at 2:46am, Metropolis hero Superboy was reported and spotted shopping at multiple different grocery stores, in multiple city’s. Why is this being reported on, you ask, we all get midnight cravings sometimes. And you would be right, dear readers, Superboy has been spotted a handful of times buying late night snacks, this time however, things are different. This photo was taken of the hero, by a civilian who has chosen to remain anonymous.

[Image of Superboy, standing in front of the glass display case of fresh raw fish, staring at it intensely. He looks disheveled, hair messier than usual, his normal outfit torn half to shreds, a stressed air around him. He is hovering a few feet off the ground.]

This same civilian gave us this quote. “My younger sister is getting sick, so I headed out to get some medicine for her, and I was honestly shocked to see Superboy of all people in the store. He seemed so… how do I describe it? Stressed? Tired? He almost looked like he was trying to get something perfect. He even approached me and ask for my opinion on fish. I gave him my suggestions and he took them seriously.”

We asked if there was anything they noticed about him that wasn’t clearly shown in the photo. This is what they had to say. “Yes, actually, he had what looked like claw marks across his skin, the shadow from his ripped up jacket covers it mostly, but when he moved around it was obvious.”

Superboy is known for being invulnerable, similar to his presumed father Superman. If someone was able to mark him up like that, does that mean there is a new villain on the loose that could injure Superboy? Or could this stranger possibly be a friend? Or perhaps something more? Superboy has been suspected to be dating some of his teammates in the past, although nothing has been confirmed.

“It doesn’t seem as if any known hero’s would be able to make those type of claw marks”, as claimed by another civilian, Mark Zee, who also reported seeing Superboy at a separate grocery store that same hour. “Whoever this ends up being, a hero or not, I hope they and Superboy are happy together. It sure seemed like Superboy was trying to impress them with his food picking skills.”

Is Superboy finally settling down? Or is this the catching of a morning after one night stand? Why the sushi? Does this unknown possible lover know Superboys secret identity, or is Superboy with them only through his hero persona?

We hope to find out the answers to these questions soon, so subscribe and stay tuned in for updates!

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I’m writing it. Crack treated like crack guys come on, I am doing my best to be cringy on purpose, trust. To explain everything, I’m going to say Tim woke up in an alternate universe, the Wattpad universe. Im at just about 2000 words, I doubt it will be much longer tbh. If I ever do post it it will probably be to my Ao3, 2k+ words feels to long for tumblr.

honestly the funniest part of the whole fic by far:

You know those really funny wattpad fics where it’s a / reader, and the reader gets sold off by their parents (for example: girl gets sold off to one direction, whatever shall she do) and we all know Tim’s parents are terrible, like they completely missed the assignment on parenting, and maybe one day they are all like “I don’t want a kid anymore” but by that point Tim is way to old to abandon at a fire station, so they straight up try to sell him on the black market. (Yall have no idea how strongly I want for them to try and sell him on craigslist, or like Facebook marketplace). This would have to be combined with my SuperLord AU, where Kon would actually find ordering a person off facebook marketplace hilarious. He does, same day shipping guys, Jack and Janet want Tim GONE. Kon, honest to Rao, didn’t expect a dude in a box to be delivered to his penthouse in Metropolis. I have absolutely no idea where things would go from here, I haven’t read one of those fics like ever. But I am tempted to write a crack fic with this whole thing as the premise.

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You know those really funny wattpad fics where it’s a / reader, and the reader gets sold off by their parents (for example: girl gets sold off to one direction, whatever shall she do) and we all know Tim’s parents are terrible, like they completely missed the assignment on parenting, and maybe one day they are all like “I don’t want a kid anymore” but by that point Tim is way to old to abandon at a fire station, so they straight up try to sell him on the black market. (Yall have no idea how strongly I want for them to try and sell him on craigslist, or like Facebook marketplace). This would have to be combined with my SuperLord AU, where Kon would actually find ordering a person off facebook marketplace hilarious. He does, same day shipping guys, Jack and Janet want Tim GONE. Kon, honest to Rao, didn’t expect a dude in a box to be delivered to his penthouse in Metropolis. I have absolutely no idea where things would go from here, I haven’t read one of those fics like ever. But I am tempted to write a crack fic with this whole thing as the premise.

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what do u guys think of my new header thing, i worked real hard on it u better appreciate it >:[

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Kon knows every language, so obviously that includes sign language.

I used 2 OCs here for this, hope yall don’t mind

Red Robin looks at the teen standing in front of him, eyeing the small girl half hidden behind his leg. “That’s your little sister I assume?” Rob asks, kindly. The teenager, Eli, nods his head. “Yes, but are you sure you’re ok having her here during the interview? I don’t have many options but I’m sure I could have found someone to watch her-“ Rob waves his hand. “No worries- Superboy.” Less than a moment later, a teenage boy who was probably a few inches taller than Eli, with broad shoulders, a leather jacket, and the easily recognizable S symbol on his chest flew in, a gust of wind whipping them all in the face. “Yes Red?” The boy seemed eager to help. The small girl gasped, and let out a fearful squeak at the sudden appearance, hiding fully behind her elder brother. Eli immediately turned and crouched down to be at Eva’s eye level. He makes fast hand movements that were blocked from both Red Robin’s and Superboys views.

Eli placed his hand on her back, and after a moment of letting Eva adjust, picks her up, and settles her on his hip. “Oh Rao- I’m so sorry, I had no idea that would startle someone like that.” The hero, Superboy, had an apologetic look on his face. Eli looks at Eva, with his free hand, he points to her chest, then while making a thumps up, moves his hand in a small circle. YOU OK?. Red Robin sighs, facing Superboy. “This is on me, I should have tried to give you more information.” Eli shakes his head after Eva makes a quick hand gesture by her stomach. STARTLED. Eli breathes out a breath of relief. “No, no, neither of you are at fault, he just surprised her.” Superboys eyes tracked the gestures, clocking it. “Is that sign language?” He asks, tilting his head a bit. Eli gives him a questioning look, but still answers. “Yes, she is hard of hearing but she can read lips really well if you want to ask her something.”

Superboy approach’s them, slowly this time. He moves his right hand, and motions of small wave near his head. HELLO. Eli’s eyes widened in surprise. Superboy continues, pointing to himself then using his index and middle fingers on both hands, tapping them together twice. A second later, he sighed a flurry of letters. MY NAME SUPERBOY. He moves his hand quickly, signing an S near his chest, then quickly moving it up, changing to a B. SUPERBOY. “Who gave you your name sign?” Eli couldn’t help but ask, even if he blurted it out of nowhere. Superboy smiled up at him from where he was crouched to be lower than Eva. “The deaf community of Metropolis, it’s very similar to Superman’s.” He demonstrates the name sign as he speaks, doing the same movement as his own name sign, but instead of the S going to a B, it goes from an S to an M. SUPERMAN.

Eva is smiling widely at this point, and she tries out Supeboys name sign, effectively getting his attention. She repeats the same signs as Superboy a few moments ago, although hers being much smoother and more practiced. HELLO. MY NAME EVA. She then pauses for a moment, before making the letter E with her hand and tapping it against her cheek. EVA. Eli smiles softly, setting Eva back down on the ground as she excitedly signs back and forth with the hero. Eli informs Eva that Superboy will watch her while he goes and interviews with Red Robin, and she confirms she’s ok with that, wanting to talk to the hero more. With his little sister in safe hands, he follows Red Robin into the office.

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Why is Eli having a job interview with Red Robin? Idk man. I was just thinking about how Kon knows every language on the planet, and how that would obviously include all of the sign languages. One of my OCs, Eva Everwood, was born hearing but later became hard of hearing after being caught up in an explosion set off by the Joker when she was little. It was the explosion that killed their parents, she was luck to have survived. Eli wasn’t home due to being at a friends house at the time. (Might change that later though, still working on the lore.) She is usually older, being 11 years old and Eli is 17. But for the purpose of this specific story she is aged down a few years, to around 8 years old. She is small and a bit underweight for her age. (Although later on, when they are adults, she will grow to be just barely taller than Eli, who is 5’8.) Both Eli and Eva are metas, although their ability’s are weak enough to go unnoticed when they aren’t actively trying to use them.

I might post more snippets of them. I know thats not why you guys followed me, so mostly as background characters for when the plots of my AUs needs them. I just wanted to write about Kon knowing sign and she was right there

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NOOOOOOO MY IRL FRIEND FOUND MY ACCOUNT ITS SO OVER (jk i would never abandon yall) i made the mistake of jokingly telling them to look up the timkon tag to find me bc thats all i post BUT on the bright side now i can drag them into helping me write fanfic (and beta for me heheheh) so if all goes well my first fic should be out soonish (lies) :]

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Me, looking through my posts: “oh, I don’t actually post that much TimKon, huh? Anyways, I should probably edit my master list, it’s getting really long and a bit cluttered.”

Me, after realizing that so far I have made 21 TimKon posts out of 29 posts total: oh that’s a lot of gay, like a solid 70% of my posts are gay

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Was rereading my Rockstar Kon posts, fixed a few typos in them, and just had to type this out as it came to mind. This picks up where post 2 (Dates) leaves off.

Bruce, of course, freaks tf out that his sons phone tracker just flew like half way across the planet in a matter of seconds. Because what? The furthest he’s ever gone when sneaking out was New York, and Bruce had assumed it was for a case or something. Because that’s who Tim is, sneaking out for a case is within his personality. But he had been down the road one moment, then suddenly in France the next. Bruce immediately worked on pin pointing his exact location. France, Paris, near the Eiffel Tower. Scratch that, directly under the Eiffel Tower. The last coordinate loaded. Scratch that part 2, on the very top of the Eiffel Tower. What the hell was Tim doing on the very top of the Eiffel Tower? He speed dials Babs. “Barbra, I need you to hack some international security cameras for me, now.”

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What is Tim doing on the top of the Eiffel Tower you ask? Having the most romantic moment of his life span that’s what. The Eiffel Tower was closed off to the public that night due to someone (Kon) renting out the whole structure. A picnic of food and desserts from all over the world were set out, fresh and still warm. Two bottles of that sparkling fruit juice made to look like wine set in a basket with a red ribbon tied to it. Kon lands them both down, releasing Tim from the princess carry. Tim is speechless as Kon looks at him nervously. This whole thing feels like it’s ripped straight out of a romance movie. Tim always thought it was so unrealistic. That something like this would happen in real life. But here he was, the most handsome man he’s ever met, looking at him anxiously for his response to the most romantic and thoughtful thing anybody has ever done for him.

Kon did all of this? This had to have been hours, if not at least a few days of prep. Kon fidgets with his hands, unsure how to take Tim’s silences. “Was this to much? I can fly you back to Gotham, if you’d-“ Tim is fast, not as fast as Kon, even if he was caught a bit off guard. Kon goes completely still as Tim grabs at the collar of his jacket. Kon lets Tim yank him down into a kiss. Smoothly, Kon kisses him back. His nerves and fears melting away at the positive reaction. His first kiss with Tim, and it’s during a romantic picnic at the Eiffel Tower. Kon cheers in his head, the movies and books were right! This does work! After a few moments, Tim pulls away, gasping a bit for air. Oh, right, humans need to breathe. Kon doesn’t, that’s how he holds most, if not all of his concerts with such high energy the entire time.

They sit together, the metal of the Eiffel Tower isn’t the most comfortable, but Tim doesn’t care. Tim can’t stop looking at Kon, less interested in the view of Paris. He’s seen it before. But Kon? This might be Tim’s hormones talking, but god if he’s not in love. From their first date, everything about Kon has captivated Tim in every way. Kon is in the middle of speaking, and Tim interrupts him, blurting out- “Can I be your boyfriend?” a silence falls between them. Tim’s heartbeat quickens. Kon can hear Tim’s heartbeat increasing, just as much as he can feel his own heartbeat rising. Kon stupidly nods. “Yes- oh Rao yes! Of course! I would love to be your boyfriend! For you to be my boyfriend-“ Kon stammers, and Tim is grabbing his hands, interlocking their fingers, the softness express he has ever seen on Tim’s face melts his heart. “I should have asked you that 3 dates ago.” Kon is the one leaning in this time, TTK swiftly moving the food and drinks out of the way, to not crush them. Tim laughs as Kon showers him with kisses, and it’s the best music Kon has ever heard. He would never be able to write a song that sounds better than that.

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Bruce is staring at the screen, stone faced. So this is why Tim has been sneaking out. Behind him, he briefly hears his kids arguing about some bet. It seems like Barbra won, as usual. Accusations of cheating were thrown about. There was no audio that came with the low quality video footage, but it was extremely obvious what was happening. Bruce would definitely need to have a talk with both Timothy and Kon El. Bruce’s attention snaps to the elevator that opens, more arguments.

“Tim is old enough to make his own decisions about who he goes out with.”

“No, Steph, you don’t understand! How could that boy be right for Timmy? Just look at him!”

“Come on, Dickface, you can’t be talking.”

“Shut up Jason, hey- hey is that the kryptonite? JASON- NO!”

“Superman Jr needs the shovel talk, Dickface, and ima be the one to give it to him-“

“Wait! I’ll make popcorn hold up!”

“I believe this all to be a waste of time and resources. Drake may not be the most capable, but I do not believe he is pathetic enough to lose a fight to a half kryptonian.”

“Shut up brat.”

“Go make your popcorn Brown.”

“How the hell do you make popcorn sound like an insult?”

“Talent.”

Bruce sighs, about as much emotion you’ll get out of him, and he hears laughter at his side. He looks down at Barbra, a mischievous gleam in her eye. “Shouldn’t you go stop Jason?” Bruce doesn’t say anything, but moves to go and prevent Jason or, in all honesty, Dick from doing anything to the rock star.

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(If you want to read filler about this AU + extras u can find them on my Master List)

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in honor of Mermay, I have decided to post part 2 to my MerTim/ Kon AU.

I wrote this that same night but didn’t post it for whatever reason

Kon breathed out a sigh of relief when he saw the tower come into view. The flight was taking longer due to Kon not wanting to dry out the merman, they ended up having to stop a few times to dunk the merman in some water. He wasn’t happy with most of the locations, and Kon noted that he liked the colder waters the best.

The tower was empty as far as Kon could tell, which wasn’t that uncommon. A lot of members had their own lives and missions to do, so the tower was mainly used for larger meetings nowadays. Kon touched down on the roof landing pad, heading straight for the roof access elevator, reaching ahead to press the call button with his TTK. The merman looked intrigued at the glowing button on the wall, and now that they weren’t hundreds of feet up in the air, he loosened his grip around Kon’s neck, and hesitantly reached a hand out towards it, before snapping his hand back. Kon looked at him curiously, it was just an elevator button. (Tim’s a deep sea creature, glowing usually ment something like an anglerfish).

When the elevator opened, Kon was suddenly glad about how large it was, considering he had to hover a few feet off the ground so the merman’s tail didn’t drag on the floor. Kon caught himself looking at the merman as he inspected the things around him, curiosity and wonder in his expression. His eyes were a beautiful deep blue, his black hair and red scales contrasting perfectly with his pale skin. He had been so distracted before, but now that he got a moment to look at the merman it was hard to stop. He was pretty, very pretty. Kon focused his eyes ahead as the elevator doors opened to the training floor, hoping that his face wasn’t turning as red as the merman’s captivating scales.

He used his TTK to flip on the lights in the underwater training room, it was huge, large glass windows that allowed a view into the training area. Kon adjusted the water temperature to be about the same temperature to the water that the merman was happier in on their journey here. The merman’s jaw dropped when he realized he was looking at what could be described as a giant tank, his eyes flickering between Kon and the water. Kon smiled, hoping it came across as reassuring instead of nervous, flew up, then gently lowered the merman into the water. When he didn’t hear any immediate sound of discomfort or distress, he fully dropped him in. The merman was immediately exploring his surroundings, the training module was set to neutral, which mimicked basic ocean stuff like coral, sand, or whatever else was in an ocean.

There were small fish that populated the tank on a regular basis, although they were robotic. Which seemed to freak out the merman a bit when he grabbed one. Oh wait, oh crap, was he hungry? Kon felt stupid, it had been hours, and who knew how long he had been kidnapped by those criminals. Kon could go a while without food, but most people couldn’t! Kon wanted to ask what he wanted, but assumed the merman would have no idea what pizza was. On Rao Kon would have to get the merman to try pizza, at least once. He waved at the merman, getting his attention, and tried his best to inform him he would ‘be right back, and to not worry, because he is grabbing food’. The merman gave him nothing but blank looks, so Kon said screw it and zipped away to go get some sushi.

The merman would probably like it raw over cooked right? Kon decided to get both raw and cooked fish from multiple different species, just in case. He had been in such a rush, that he didn’t even realize he had been flying through grocery stores practically shirtless, his destroyed leather jacket and suit not hiding much. He is all over the news by morning.

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“Superboy, spotted buying copious amounts of fish- in post battle attire, is he ok?” a headline reads.

Yes, the tower water training room is based off of the Water training system in the animated Batman Beyond series.

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Bite sized AU:

The entirety of the Batfam all get hit with the raygun of plot. They all end up getting random super powers. They could get helpful one, for example, maybe Dick gains the ability to actually fly, becoming a true Flying Grayson. Or it could be stupid, like Damian gaining the ability to talk with BatCow, no other animal, just BatCow. (He sees this as a complete win btw.) Whatever they get, they end up all having to deal with the facts they have theses abilities. It also stacks, ie: Duke keeps his cool light abilities.

Some power ideas:

Tim gains the ability to never spill his coffee. No other drink, just his coffee, but he could be hanging upside down and it would stay in the cup no issues.

Jason gains Respawn (I know, I know, I’m a genius) but it works like Minecraft. When he gets a close call to death (aka not actually dead dead) he will be instantly teleported to the last bed he slept in. This is be both very helpful and inconvenient. It can also accidentally trigger when his power thinks he’s about to die when he really isn’t. Sparring had to be put off for a while.

Cass? Ultimate unimpressed face. She can turn literally any conversation awkward by just giving the person she is speaking to the blankest look physically imaginable. This works perfectly for interrogations as it works even through her full face mask.

I will def come back and add more powers if I think of any

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Small headcannon

You know those from kindergarten to graduation scrap books? Bruce has one for all of his kids, starting at the grade they came into the family. (This also works for a ‘he’s had them sense they were baby’s AUs’). Either way, Jason never gets to finish his, not until a few years later when he decided to get his GED. Alfred adds a custom page to his, for his experience studying for it. Jason never fully realized how much having that uncomplicated book hurt until last sentence was written.

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then doom scrolling for hours until the eyes start burning in agony (my eyes are in early stages of agony)

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I was just thinking about it and I think that Kon would look up to Hobie. Like you know how a high school junior would look up to their super cool college friend? Those vibes, he would take one look at Spider-Punk and instantly want to be his friend. Hobie would share some good (probably fake) leather jackets and Kon would share where he gets his kryptonian approved jewelry. (“because Rao knows jewelry and accessories constantly get damaged during fights.”) Hobie would introduce Kon to a lot of cool underground bands and performers. They grow a close, almost brotherly like bond, and Kon never loses that aspiration to be more like Hobie one day. He considers changing his hero name to SuperPunk. (my friend suggested this for him a while back, and I think it fits here)

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Mother’s Day is always a tough time for the Wayne’s. None of them exactly have moms, they are all dead, in a coma, or weren’t the best moms, plain and simple. They don’t exactly have someone to celebrate. A cute idea would be to rebrand it as “Grandpa Day” a day to instead, celebrate Alfred, due to Bruce having a claim on Father’s Day. (Although, Bruce still celebrates Fathers Day with Alfred, the man did raise him for most of his life after all.) It takes a while, but in the end none of them feel like they are replacing their previous loved ones. They are simply celebrating the new loved one’s in their lives, and that doesn’t make their old loved ones any less important to them.

Happy Mother’s Day to all :D

go give your mom a hug, and if you can’t, call her. If you don’t have a mom (for whatever reasons), then enjoy the huge sales on left over Mother’s Day goods in the next few days. (I have a mom, and I know I still will)

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no bc both me and my older sister are adopted, and we genuinely do this. I have said before that I get my eye color from my dad, even though we have 0 genetic relation. when i or my sister does something weird / crazy, we pull out the “im so thankful im in no way related to you because wtf was that” card, and i feel like the batkids would 100% do the same

Batfam headcanon

So, I've seen posts of Bruce forgetting his kids are adopted, but what if the batkids forget they're adopted?

Jason and Tim: *fighting*

Jason: You're adopted!

Tim: *gasps* >:0

Tim: So are you!

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: Damn, you're right.

Dick tries making fun of Jason before Jay brings up that one time they were seeing pictures of toddler Bruce with his baby curls and Dick said "Oh, so that's where I got mine from."